Hello I'm Amvmaster after discussing this with a couple friends and decided to well pop this baby onto

disclaimer is and as always will be I don't this shit, but I own the ROB my ideas and myself

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Chapter 1.1 Meeting Steve

When Hamish said he didn't ever want to be in a situation that involved with a ROB(Random Omnipotent Being) one of said beings wanted to well… greet him, personally of course.

So in the dead of night while everyone inside this young man's home was sleeping. The ROB secretly plopped into existence, because, well he's a ROB. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with no question asked.

Unless the one asking the questions is of course his next prey, then well exceptions to the rule do imply in that case.

"Alright then let's move my new-Hmmmmm entertainment sounds more dignified than, well, my personal slave." the ROB mumbled to himself with a small shrug his shoulders, before grinning down to his oncoming prey.

"Now then let the games begin my little entertainment." the ROB said as he simply held up his hand and-

SNAP!

-the ROB and his prey was gone from this very existence, but the ROB did plop himself and his entertainment in the middle of a pure white blank space.

And the ROB's prey was… well still sleeping.

"Ok kinda expected him to wake up but fine, let's do this the hard way." the ROB said moving his hand into his hoodies pocket and pulled out a air horn.

"Wake up." the ROB said pointing the air horn right at Hamish's face before pressing down.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"What the fuck!" Hamish yelled in shock throwing his blanket off himself while his eyes shot wide open.

"Look who's awake, took you long enough." ROB said with a grin watching as Hamish blinked and rubbed his eyes before looking directly at the ROB who stood about 5'9 wore a red hoodie with the hood up shadowing the top portion of his face while he could clearly see hi cheeky grin on his face.

"What the-where-just, the fuck?" Hamish mumbled looking around as he all he could see was pure white nothingness and well this guy.

"Oi blank space to distracted idiot." ROB said catching Hamish attention as he looked up and blinked in more confusion. "Good got your attention, Sup you can call me Steve i'm from accounting." ROB said watching as Hamish's face contorted into a cringe.

"You are not Steve from accounting… I know Steve and you are not Steve." Hamish said catching the ROB by surprise but quickly turned his facial expression from one of surprise into one of amusement.

"Ah you are right, I'm not steve but you on the other hand don't know a steve." ROB said as he crouched down and grinned at Hamish.

"True but I know your not Steve." Hamish said watching as the ROB gave a slight chuckle while he shook his head.

"Your right, but here's my counter argument." ROB said holding his hand up with a huge grin splitting his face.

SNAP!

"WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hamish screamed as a portal suddenly opened up right under his form and he started falling.

"Your falling! Hahaha." the ROB said poking his head over the edge of the portal and watched Hamish descended into the new world he had just dropped him in. "This is going to be fucking fun."

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Dropped, that is how Hamish would describe this entire event well it would be if he had the chance to.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yep he was still falling, his squinted as the rushing of oxygen basically slapping him the face the entire way through, usually he would enjoy this feeling but since he was falling at what he believed was to be at least 15,000 ft if the ever present dark cloud was an ever present clue to this.

Then again the fact there was a storm cloud this large he was flying through was this big kinda made him have some immediate second thoughts.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Hamish shouted into the air as he felt his general equilibrium was thrown out of whack, his body flipped and spun every which way as he soon believed his life was at this point was going to end.

'Holy shit, I'm going to die… I'm actually going to die. My life it felt so… unfulfilled. Like something was missing that I could never have. Oh shit my life is flashing before my eyes, that is literally the last thing I didn't want to see before I die. *Sigh* Why couldn't those flashes be the last hentai I watched?' Hamish thought as he looked down and saw an incoming ground.

"Well here we go, see ya world it's been fucking weird so let's never do this again." Hamish whispered closing his eyes while a single teardrop ran down his cheek and flew into the air while Hamish finally accepted his fate.

"Yeeeeeaaaah, I don't think so."

"Wait-what?"

SNAP!

With another loud snap Hamish blinked and the rush of air pushing against his body disappeared, his eyes blinked open and he slowly felt the ground under him a cold semi wet ground, but ground nonetheless.

"What in the actual-"

"Now now now, don't finish that sentence there, twas my doing that you have survived." ROB said as Hamish looked up and found the ROB looking down and grinning at him. "Tell me how was the fall?" ROB asked watching as Hamish's semi confused face turned into one of rage as he pushed himself up off the ground, his body swayed but Hamish shook his head and glared at the guy.

"You son of a bitch, your a fucking ROB!" Hamish yelled pointing at well the ROB who just chuckled.

"What gave it away the fact i plopped you from your home or dropping you from about hmmm twenty thousand feet?" the ROB snarkily replied watching with a more amused looking face.

"All of it you prick! The fuck am I? What the fuck is going on? Or better yet why me!?" Hamish roared in anger as the ROB just chuckled.

"Well you are currently standing in the middle of a back alley in a certain place in a certain time, you are about to become my prime time entertainment in just a moment and well I heard from a certain source that you had well quite the fear of me or well us ROB's to be exact." the ROB said with a large grin as Hamish was about to say something else but stopped as he heard loud running footsteps running behind him.

"Oh looks like we are time, talk to you soon Mr entertainment TATA! Ahaha." the ROB said laughing as he faded away out of existence before Hamish's very eyes.

"...Son of mother fucking-!"

"There they are!"

"Get after them!"

"Run Chopper run!"

Hearing the sudden shout's Hamish turned and instantly found his eyes bulging as he saw a girl, a reindeer and a huge mob coming right at him.

"-Oh hell no!" Hamish yelled turning around and started sprinting off at his fastest pace while the girl and reindeer followed right behind him.

"Why are you running!?" Chopper questioned wondering why this random person started to run in front of them.

"I don't know why are you running!?" Hamish yelled back at the two.

"We're being chased by these shipwright who think we are trying to assassinate their mayor/boss!" Nami yelled out as Hamish's mind went blank as he somewhat realized where he was.

'Holy mother fuck I'm in One piece… MOTHER FUCKER PUT ME IN ONE PIECE!' Hamish angrily thought as the ROB did indeed place him in the middle of One piece, the end of the water 7 arc to be exact.

"Why are you barefoot!?" Chopper yelled as Hamish looked down at his running feet and was indeed running in bare feet.

"I uh… my mom kicked me out to the curb!" Hamish yelled not really too sure if that excuse would hold anything to the two but well it was better than nothing.

"Really!?" Nami asked not really sure if she heard that right while Hamish looked unsure.

"No… Don't ask!" Hamish finally said as the 3 quickly turned a couple corner's hoping to dodge the mob that was after the three, technically two but the mob just assumed Hamish was a secret crew member and decided to chase him too.

After what seemed like a tiring eternity to the three they finally managed to lose the mob that was chasing them.

"*Phew* that was close." Chopper said falling to his rear while Nami nodded and looked over to their unofficial crewmate who was using the nearby building to hold him up.

"*Huff puff* I don't think i've run this much in my entire life." Hamish said to himself as he felt the light rain drops of in the coming storm come down.

"Looks like the storms coming allot sooner Nami." Chopper said as he sniffed the air.

"Yeah *sigh* wish we knew where the hell Luffy or Zoro was, those two idiots have gone and done it this time." Nami said to herself before looking over to hamish and narrowed her eyes at the guy.

He stood about 6'2 had kind of a wideish body and wore these grey cargo shorts and this thin green looking hoodie, his hair was short brown and he seemed to be quite mature looking well more mature looking than her captain that's for sure.

"Hey buddy, not to sound like that one person, but why are you out here, don't you know there's a storm coming?" Nami questioned as the guy turned around and the two crew members could see his lightly tanned face and his blue eyes while he had a bit of a goatee on his chin.

"Well…" Hamish feeling stumped more or less just looked away with a nervous look on his face as he didn't know what to say, usually he was on point with the lying back in his home but here he just felt more or less off with everything moving so fast.

Hell he didn't have the time to think just react, it was as if that dick of a ROB did this on purpose to try and make him not have a chance to think.

"Nami, he hasn't attacked us so let's not push on him so much." Chopper said being the more or less sound of reason to the orangette who just took a deep breath and sighed.

"Fine… you can tell your story to our captain later, for now I will give you the benefit of the doubt." Nami said as she narrowed her eyes at Hamish as he nodded his head in understanding.

"Good, well I'm Chopper and this is Nami, what's your name?" Chopper asked in an enthusiastic way that made him sound absolutely adorable.

"Uh… Hamish, that's my name." Hamish said shaking his head as he felt everything was definitely moving so much faster than he intended.

"Come on we need to find Luffy." Chopper said as Hamish being the more or less better actor that he believed himself to be asked the silly question.

"Who's Luffy?"

Chapter 1.1 end