Chapter 2.2 weapon puppy?

The next time Hamish woke up he found himself no longer on the couch he had situated himself on but on the floor of the carriage.

"Huh? The fuck?" Hamish mumbled sitting up while he rubbed his eyes to waked himself up a little.

"Well look whos awake, hey Hamish!" chopper cried out with a wave while shook his head and walked over to the young adult who just grunted before slowly pulling himself up onto his feet.

"Sup… I take it we are already on our way?" Hamish asked Chopper as he nodded.

"Yep." Chopper said watching as Hamish went through some basic stretches just to wake himself up before probably ultimately going back to sleep seeing as the entire train ride was going to be boring as all living hell for the young adult.

Well as boring as you can expect with the straw hats of course.

"Ara ara looks like your up and about." Zoro said with a small smirk as he sat on the floor of the carriage as three very burly men sat next to him.

"...Who are you guys again?" Hamish asked as he kinda remembered these guys, but not that well.

"We're apart of Gally La Punk!" the blonde man roared at Hamish while he just blinked in more confusion before remembering that Galley La was apart of Enies lobby.

"...Oh ok." Hamish dismissed walking towards one of the nearby windows of the carriage while the blonde man started to yell obscenities at Hamish.

'Fuckin hell I'm tired.' Hamish thought opening up one of the windows to pop his out of to use the sudden fresh breeze and water that slapped in the face to help him wake.

"Hello." Hamish heard as he slowly turn to the right as he saw the ROB sitting on the side of the carriage or well literally in this case.

"...Uuuuuh hi?" Hamish greeted back while watching the ROB was casually defy basic physics and logic while eating instant ramen.

"How was your sleep?" the ROB asked casually.

"Twas alright… why are you defying logic?" Hamish questioned as the ROB took a minute to pause in his eating ramen.

"*Gulp sigh*... Because it's fun." the ROB said with a snarky smile on his face that would usually annoy the young adult, but since he's just woken up and he frankly does not give a flying fuck.

"Can I get a weapon or something to deal with the incoming cunts?" Hamish casually questioned while the ROB tapped his chin in thought.

"Depends… what do you want?"

"A Devil fruit."

"Denied."

"A rifle."

"Denied."

"A gun."

"Denied."

"Boxing glove on a spring?"

"Mmmm denied."

"A sword."

"Denied."

"A….dog?" Hamish finally asked not really sure why he asked but decided to just roll with it.

"...you know what, sure catch." the ROB said as he pulled out what looked like a gray and white furred puppy

"Oh shit!" Hamish yelped quickly pulling his hand out through the window just to catch the small pup just before it hit the sea.

"The fuck dude!" Hamish yelled holding the puppy close to himself before glaring at the ROB.

"This is Zwei's twin brother Ein." the ROB casually commented with a shrug.

"Why do I not believe you." Hamish said giving the ROB a blank look, not even believing him for a second.

"Because your correct." the ROB shamelessly commented with a huge grin on his face.

"Ok then why the hell did you just throw a puppy like it's a weapon then?" Hamish asked as the ROB did in fact throw the puppy like a weapon.

"Because that puppy is the representation of weapon that was fed the dog dog fruit model corgi." the ROB explained going back his ramen casually eating it once again.

"Why the hell did you feed a weapon a devil fruit?" Hamish questioned as the puppy in his hands lightly barked.

"Because I'm a ROB I can do whatever the fuck i want… actually now that i think about it why aren't you panicking that I just threw you a dog?" the ROB questioned, curious as to why his entertainment wasn't making a huge fuss over the fact he just threw a puppy from the side of a fast moving train.

"Because I just woke up 5 minutes ago, so i'm not really in the mood to give a fuck." Hamish bluntly spoke as he gave the ROB the most uncaring face he could ever give.

"...huh point taken… guess i'll leave you be until well ehehehe Enies lobby then." and with that the ROB disappeared out of sight leaving Hamish look back at the puppy who just simply licked his cheek.

"...This is going to be the hardest thing I will ever have to explain, since I had to explain my porn stash to my mum." Hamish mumbled to himself before he pulled both the puppy Ein and himself inside to face everyone.

"Huh you were out there a while-Ugh where did you get that puppy!" Chopper yelled in shocking pointing at said puppy causing everyone to turn and look at the semi tired looking hamish who was holding his weapon turned corgi puppy.

"...I found it snooping outside the train?" Hamish plainly explained while everyone just gave him a blank stare as if to say they did not believe him one bit. "Honestly if you think i could have explained it any better then i would but i just can't because… just because." Hamish said excusing himself as he closed the window and sat himself down.

Hamish gave the puppy in his a scrutinized look as he openly wondered what kind of weapon did this little guy turn into? And by the looks of this little thing couldn't be at least 6 weeks old.

"What are you going to do with him?" Chopper questioned as he walked up to Hamish who just continued to stare at the little creature somewhat contempt in wiggling around in his hands.

"Uh keep it, fuck I don't know." Hamish admitted while lightly scratching the puppy's head lightly causing him to lightly whine out.

"Hmm from what he's saying he just wants to stay with you." Chopper said with a smile as Hamish held up the fluffy little thing.

"Fine, looks like i'm bringing a puppy to this thing." Hamish said as the puppy openly barked and wagged his tail.

Putting the puppy on the ground Hamish watched it stumble around on its stubby little legs as it tried to get used to walking around the speeding carriage.

"Your seriously going to bring a puppy to a in coming war zone." the blonde haired man from before said giving Hamish scrutinizing look.

"We have a reindeer going into battle… your argument is redundant." Hamish said blandly staring at the blond as he looked ready to pop a vein before turning his head to continue watching the puppy jump and waddle around until it stopped just in front of Nami as she looked down and smiled at the little thing.

"So what are you planning on naming him?" Chopper wondered watching how Nami kindly crouched down to pet the fluffy thing.

"Ein." Hamish simply said watching how the little girl and the weird bunny rabbit quickly joined in playing with the puppy.

"Ein? That's a strange name." Chopper said as Hamish gave him a blank stare.

"Our captains name is Luffy, think about that for a second." Hamish said before he rubbed his eyelids feeling even more tired than before. "Ok I'm going back to sleep wake me up before we get to this place will ya?" Hamish asked as he laid himself on the ground, using his arms and pillows. "Also look out for Ein will ya."

And with that fell right back to sleep.

Chapter 2.2 end