A/N: Hey so I'm writing this story for fun, I hope you enjoy it. It is going to borrow a lot of elements from DXD and parody some other fandoms. Take it with a grain of salt and have fun! And any suggestions are appreciated.

1

Inheritance

"Titties..." Mineta mumbled. He was laying on the grass with two of his friends.

"I want to be a hero..." Izuku mumbled beside him.

"Revelry in the dark..." Tokoyami added to the conversation.

"Ah, this is pointless!" Mineta instantly sat up, ruffling his hair with both hands. "Why did we enroll into U.A., none of these girls acknowledge us! We were promised a land of beautiful women with huge breast!"

"I enrolled to be a hero." Izuku denied. "But I can't without a quirk. I'm stuck in general studies."

"I must learn to suppress dark shadow. I can't speak of his sinful deeds. The shameful up skirt attempts, plague me."

Here, the three of them lay. They lived in a supernatural world. Angels, demons, ghouls, myths, and humans all live together. Humans were the weakest race of all the living creatures so God bestowed them with the ability of quirks. Heroes arose from times of crisis to stand in the arena. Every human is born with a quirk... Which is why everyone is perplexed that our main character doesn't have one. Izuku is quirkless yet desires to be a hero. "Like All-Might!" But here he was. Killing time with a perverted friend and another friend with a perverted quirk.

Izuku sighed at his hopeless situation. He laid back on the grass. A light glared on his eyes. He groaned covering it with his hand and sitting back up. He followed the direction of the shine up to a window. Izuku's eyes remained fixated on the girl staring back down at him from the window in the building.

'Her hair was dark as a raven in the midst of a full moon and all I could think was how beautiful she would look under the glow of the pale moonlight...'

She walked away from the window back into the room.

"Who was that?"

Mineta heard Izuku's vocalized thought and followed his eyes. "Oh that building belongs to one of the fallen angles dormitories, more specifically, that room belongs to none other than Yaoyorozu Momo! I see Midoriya, you're a man with nice taste." Drooling over the damsels in the building.

A pair of girls walked by, Mina Ashido and Toru Hagakure, disgusted with their conversation, giving them dirty looks and whispering about the perverts and how they should be expelled.

"Wh-What, no! I'm not like you or dark shadow!" Izuku defended himself.

"Neither am I," Tokoyami added. Dark shadow emerged. "I'm the embodiment of your deepest desires!" Tokoyami scolded back at his other half. "Shut up, I am more disciplined than to stoop so low as to perform such deeds!"

The girls squealed in fear, covering their skirts and running away. "Gyaaah! It's the hentai shadow!"

Tokoyami fell on his knees with shame. "Curse you dark shadow..." Hitting the grass

"I genuinely feel bad for him..." Midoriya sweatdropped.

Momo Yaoyorozu was the school idol. She swept her elegant hair over her shoulder, walking back into her dorm. "Who was that? The plain looking one with green hair."

A girl with purple cat ears perked up, twitching an ear adorably. She glared out the window. "Him?" With some distaste. "Izuku Midoriya, he's a second year in general studies with me. Why bother with a quirkless human?" She turned her gaze back to the school idol.

"Quirkless you say?" Momo took off her blouse and skirt. "That's impossible. No human can be born that way, you know that, Jirou." She giggled.

The Neko, Kyouka Jirou, tilted her whisker face. "That's true but Midoriya is considered an abnormality, best just to forget about him." Kyouka handed Yaoyorozu a towel and bowed.

"I wonder..." As she stepped inside the bath.

School was over. Izuku was walking home.

"Hey Deku!" A cheerful vampire ran along his side.

"Oh Uraraka, hello, did you get enough blood to come out during the daylight?"

She nodded. "Sure did! I can't believe people actually enjoy having their blood sucked. They even pay me to do it!" With proud accomplishment in her eyes.

Izuku did his best to not cringe. 'The problem is that Uraraka works as a nurse... of course, any pervert would love to have a vampire nurse take blood in such an intimate way, I'm ashamed of our hospital's ethics... She's such a cheerful airhead, how is she a vampire?!' They had known each other since his childhood. He grew up having her as a neighbor. She was the only one who treated him fair even though he was quirkless. They had a normal acquaintance relationship through most of his life until he became a high school student and hit puberty. He started to notice how Uraraka filled out her nurse's outfit, like an hourglass. She wasn't a U.A. student but was one of the few who encouraged Deku to be a hero. "Um, Uraraka, remind me again, how old are you?"

She stared up, taping her finger to her fang. "I don't keep track anymore... but I'm still not in my two-hundreds! I guess you could say in vampire life-span terms I'm still a teen, kind of like you Deku! That means we can date!" She began to giggle, hitting his back, "I still remember when your mom would ask me to babysit you. You were so adorable when we played heroes and villains."

His face blew up with embarrassed steam. "Pl-Please don't remind me..." 'Why did I have to grow up with a vampire neighbor? She has never aged a day in my life!' He hated to admit it but as a kid, he did have a small childish crush on her, yet as he grew older she remained the same loveable airhead. His childish crush grew into a more grounded affection, yet he never acted on it. 'She probably still sees me as a kid...' He sighed at his regular hopeless life in a supernatural world.

"Where are the heroes?!" A citizen cried, it caused both Izuku and Uraraka to turn their attention to the crisis.

His eyes widened. In the middle of the alley, a monstrous slime had imprisoned her. "Y-Yaoyorozu..!"

She was struggling to escape, but the more she struggled the deeper she was entangled into the monster. She shook for freedom, causing her breast to jiggle. "It's dissolving her clothes! This is horrible!" Uraraka glanced around for any help. "It's probably a slime familiar out of control! We can't let it run loose!"

He gritted his teeth, without hesitation he ran forward, squeezing his eyes shut.

"Deku, wait!" Uraraka reached out but was too late to stop him.

Momo was squirmish under the monsters vile grip. She could feel it's lust growing the more her uniform dissolved. Her skirt was barely covering her thighs, and her bra was her last line of protection for her breast. The slime kept her mouth shut. She made eye contact with the only person coming to help her. Izuku's determination grew seeing the despair in her.

It reverberated in his chest. A powerful sensation erupted inside of him.

Boost!

He took a step, but it turned into a powerful lunge. "Ara?! How did I-" He didn't have time to think, his enemy had noticed him and launched sprouts of sludge. Izuku took off his backpack and flung it forward as a defensive strategy. His books and bag dissolved but he was safe. 'I'm right there! I can save her!'

With all his might, he thrusted his hand forward, reaching for her.

Explosion!

A powerful energy burst out of his right hand. It blasted throughout the alley, shattering windows. Uraraka and the civilians averted their eyes from the strong light and whirlwind dust. It cleared and they all stared at the aftermath.

The slime familiar was completely disintegrated. The debris was clearing. Uraraka squinted, seeing two shadows. Jirou, the Neko, shoved past Uraraka.

"Momo!" She ran to the two with an oversized coat. "Get away from her, Midoriya!" She seethed with steamy red cheeks.

"Huh? Jirou?" Izuku glanced around still unsure of what happened. He tried to move his hands. Squish, squish. "Eh," Trying to comprehend. "Eeeeh?!" He had caught Yaoyorozu, and she was safe, 'but why like this!' She was leaning back on him, his arms were around her, his hand was firmly squeezing a soft mound. "S-Sorry!" He fixed the situation before the smog cleared.

Jirou hissed at him, helping Momo cover herself. "This was all your fault!"

Izuku blinked. "My fault?"

Momo straightened up, covering her body with the coat. "Don't mind her, she is just protective. Thank you... Izuku Midoriya." Her voice was quiet and alluring.

He was purely focused on the entrancing angelic onyx eyes staring back at him. "You're welcome, Yaoyorozu..." He mumbled back, as they left him in the middle of the alley.

Uraraka shook his shoulder. "Deku, Deku! That's was amazing! I knew you had a quirk!" She cheered.

"N-No, I'm still not quite sure what happened." Glancing around at the destruction. 'Did I really do this?'

Uraraka titled her head, her adorable fangs peeked out in thought. "But look at your hand."

Izuku glanced down at his right hand. "What the..?" Embedded on his fist was a green orb. "I... I have a quirk!"

He busted into his apartment. "Mom, Mom! I have a quirk!" He was excited to show her.

"I-Izuku, dear? What are you talking about?" She was in the living room watching TV.

"Look! It's kind of draining after I use it but I overflow with power while I activate it." He lifted his right hand and clenched it, he closed his eyes and focused.

Her eyes grew seeing the emerald orb over his fist.

Boost!

Her mouth opened.

"See, Mom, I can be a hero!"

Her eyes were shadowed by her hair. "Izuku... that's not a quirk."

Blink, blink. "What? M-Mom what are you talking about, of course, it is, I knew I couldn't be the only human without one."

She shook her head. "You can't be born with a quirk because you're not fully human, only half human... Remember when I told you, your father can breathe fire, that wasn't his quirk, because he doesn't have one... You inherited your father's affinity. That orb is proof."

"My father's affinity... Mom?" Staring between her and the orb.

"You inherited the ability of the boosted gear. The power of the Welsh dragon."

Blink... Blink... 'Wait, if that's true that means...-'

"YOU FUCKED A DRAGON?!"

Hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Please leave a review. This story is going to be mostly lighthearted and lewd fun, compared to my other works. Deku is going to be the harem ki- I mean harem hero! Until next time.