ALRIGHT, hey everyone it's Don back with another chapter of Lastation drunken marriage. I was happy with the reviews I got on the first chapter, and so I decided to update this before something else. Sorry if this chapter is a bit shorter than the last, but I think this chapter went pretty well, and I hope you all enjoy it.

"Hey it's the homewrecker!" Nora exclaimed as she saw Noire.

"H-h-homewrecker!? I will have you know I am the CPU of Lastation!" Noire stuttered out, her face flushed.

Pyrrha and Nora get off of Jaune only for Nora to get a threatening look on her face as she cracked her knuckles "You stole our Jaune-Jaune from us!"

Pyrrha also had a frown on her face as she reached for her weapons, but before anything could happen Jaune came between them and Noire, his hands held up "Alright let's calm down."

Team RWBY didn't do anything except for Ruby who put a hand on Crescent Rose as Ren moved to be ready to help Jaune calm them down if needed while Uni moved closer to Noire ready to take her gun out of hammerspace for her defense.

"Move out of the way, Jaune," Pyrrha said seriously.

"Do you really think you can stand up to a goddess like me?" Noire asked smugly as she entered her HDD form.

Hearing this, Jaune turned to see the form of Black Heart behind him, her large sword at the ready while the others, besides Uni, stood there wide-eyed and gobsmacked.

"Um…what?" Jaune mumbled, reasonably surprised.

"Come now, Jaune, you can't recognize your goddess of a wife?" Black Heart smirked as she saw their surprise before she pointed her sword at them.

Seeing Nora, and Pyrrha glance at each other she laughed before she taunted them "Oh come now, what happened to all that bravado? Did the realization of your imminent loss frighten you?"

Hearing this, the two of them readied their weapons again, but before either of them could do something, Jaune gave them a stern look. After a moment, the two of them relented, and put their weapons away.

Black Heart was about to say something mocking before Jaune turned to look at her. Unlike the others, she challenged Jaune, a smirk still on her face. After a minute of staring at each other, Jaune sighed, "Noire, can you please not instigate my team? You promised to help them, not fight them."

"Oh, I know I did, but they challenged me, and I was only showing them who's in charge here," Black Heart said before she changed back to Noire.

On the side Yang leaned over to Weiss and Blake and gave a whistle, "Wow. I never thought I would see Jaune look manly like that."

After she said it, Weiss snorted and Blake nodded, "Well he did handle that well enough. I suppose that's one of the reasons why he was made team leader."

Ren, who had stepped back as he saw Jaune had it under control looked over his shoulder at them, "Nora and Pyrrha, respect Jaune enough to listen to him."

"Uni. Why don't you go show them around the tower while I talk to Jaune about how to get them home," Noire told her little sister as she felt her office was getting crowded and wasn't in the mood to deal with the large group..

Uni nodded as Ruby raised her hand, "As leader of team RWBY, I wanna stay too!"

Noire looked to Jaune for his approval when she heard the declaration, allowing it after seeing him nod, "Fine, you can stay too."

While a few of them wanted to object, a glance from Ruby and Jaune had been able to convince them to do as Noire said. After they piled back into the elevator the team leaders gave them a wave as the elevator started to descend.

"Alright now that they are out of the way let's get down to business," Noire said, taking a seat at her desk again as Ruby and Jaune walked up to it.

But before they could begin their discussion, Ruby was by Noire's side jumping up and down in excitement, "So, how did you transform like that? What was your sword made out of? Oh I never gave you my name, I'm Ruby Rose, nice to meet you. Were those wings? Does your sword have any other fun-"

She was cut off from her questions as Noire put a hand over Ruby's mouth before she sighed and muttered under her breath, "It's like dealing with a hyperactive Neptune…"

"Um Ruby maybe you should calm down, I'm sure Noire would be happy to answer your questions after we figure out what we're going to do," Jaune proposed to the girl.

"Okay, Jaune. That's fine," Ruby said as she took a step back from Noire's hand before zipping back to her spot next to him in a trail of rose petals that left Noire with a grimace.

Noire pushed the thought of having Jaune clean up the rose petals for her to the back of her mind, "Yes... well... getting your group back to your dimension will be important, but shouldn't be too much trouble."

"Really? How are you going to send us back? Do you have some kind of super teleporter that can take us back?" Ruby asked in childlike glee.

"No, but I know someone who might be able to help. Dimensional travel isn't anything new to me," Noire stated, which caused Ruby's excitement to deflate.

Jaune chose to pipe in then, "Are you saying you have done this before, Noire?"

Noire shook her head at his question, "Not in this sense, the times I have dealt with other dimensions was in different situations, and it was more along the line of parallel dimensions than a completely different dimension like yours."

"I will need to get a hold of someone from another nation and speak to her about the matter. She is much more knowledgeable about the subject then I am," Noire informed the two of them.

"Is it a really old scientist?! Or maybe a witch!" Ruby asked in excitement once again.

Only for Noire to shut her excitement down again, "No, it's an Oracle named Histoire."

"Oh… What's an 'Oracle'?" Ruby asked.

"I think an Oracle is someone who sees the future," Jaune answered.

"Actually Oracles for us are people who help CPUs run a nation and will normally take control in our absence," Noire explained to the two of them.

"Oh. So where is yours?" Jaune asked as Ruby nodded to show that she wondered the same thing.

This caused Noire to become a bit embarrassed "Oh, well, you see, I do such a badass job at running Lastation that my Oracle went and started her own business so she would have something to do."

The two of them accepted the answer before Ruby had a new question "So what's a CPU?"

"A CPU is a goddess that is in control of a nation and it's their duty to make sure the nation is happy, safe, and prospering. We get our power from our people, after all," Noire explained to Ruby who gasped at Jaune.

"Jaune you didn't tell me that you know a goddess!" she pointed at her best male friend before she turned, and bowed to Noire.

"I'm sorry if we did anything to make you angry! I will take responsibility for anything my team did! Your team is on you Jaune, sorry," she whispered the last part to Jaune.

This caused Noire to giggle and Jaune to smile at Ruby, "Don't worry Ruby, Noire is a nice goddess. I'm sure everything will be fine," which caused Ruby to sigh in relief and Noire to get a pleasant smile on her face at being complemented.

"So how did you change forms like that? If you don't mind me asking," Ruby queried once again to Noire.

"I was wondering the same thing, you didn't mention anything like that before," Jaune added.

Interlocking her hands on her desk, Noire began her lecture, "Alright so every CPU has a nation they govern and protect. Planeptune to Purple Heart, Leanbox to Green Heart, Lowee to White Heart, and Lastation to myself or Black Heart as I am called. CPUs are powered by Shares which is the faith and belief the people have for their CPU. Using Shares I can turn into my HDD form where I become the goddess known as Black Heart, you understand?"

Jaune nodded, having understood what she said while Ruby was still a bit confused, "So a goddess is powered by her people?"

"Yes that is why it is crucial for a goddess to keep a good public image and take care of their nation, so that our citizens keep their faith in us," Noire said as she gave Ruby a nod.

"That's part of the reason I'm staying after we find a way back home," Jaune added, causing Ruby to gasp and go wide-eyed.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE STAYING!?" Ruby yelled at Jaune, causing him to flinch a bit, but he should of expected that kind of reaction.

Jaune sighed, "It means I can't go back with you guys."

"But-but-but-but what about your team? Your friends? Family? Beacon?" Ruby questioned Jaune at his seemingly crazy decision.

Entering his 'big brother comfort mode' he developed thanks to his little sisters, Jaune gave Ruby a smile, "Well Ruby I goofed up and did something I need to take responsibility of. Noire can't afford to let her popularity go down by having her husband run away. She needs me here so she can stay strong to protect her people, do you understand?"

Ruby looked sad at what he said, eyes watering before nodding, "Yeah I understand Jaune… I-I just don't want to lose the first friend I made at Beacon."

Jaune gave a chuckle before patting her on the shoulder, "Don't worry Ruby. Just because we won't be able to see each other anymore doesn't mean we won't still be friends, and hey, look at it this way: you now also have Noire and Uni as friends too."

"Really?" Ruby looked at Noire for confirmation.

Noire who had stayed quiet during their conversation quickly nodded "YE- I mean of course we can be friends Ruby, I would be happy to have you as a friend."

This made Ruby a tiny bit happier while Noire tried to hide her excitement, "Yes! A new friend! That will definitely show Neptune I have friends… Wait... she will never believe me if Ruby goes back! Wait... maybe I can... nono, I have no reason to force her to stay…"

Jaune watched as Noire's face changed from happiness, to sadness, to threatening, then back to sadness while Ruby was lost in thought, still sad with Jaune saying he wouldn't be coming back with them.

The gears began turning in Ruby's mind before she developed a very suspecting look on her face, "Jaune… you aren't staying here cause Noire is a bit similar to Weiss, are you?"

"What!?" both Jaune and Noire shouted at Ruby's question.

"What does she mean, Jaune!?" Noire demanded, turning on Jaune who started to sweat at her glare.

"I-I-I don't know what she means!" he shouted in defense, stepping back, face flushed.

Ruby looked at Noire, suspicion still on her face, "Weiss is one of my team members that Jaune has a crush on, or at least I think he still has a crush on."

Hearing this Noire marched up to Jaune with her hands on her hips "You have a lot of explaining to do."

"Well you see Noire, I kinda, uhh, used to, or um…" Jaune panicked trying to figure out what to say.

"I think Jaune just likes pushy, high class girls with white hair…" Ruby plainly stated to the two of them.

This caused Noire to huff and cross her arms across her chest. She turned away from Jaune, "Well I guess I'm apparently just going to fill a fantasy for you."

Jaune still panicking said the first thing that came to mind, speaking honestly and sincerely, "No-no, no. Noire... I don't have feelings for Weiss anymore... and you're much prettier than she is in both of your forms."

"W-well of course I am, the beauty of a goddess is unrivaled," Noire said, her anger replaced by an arrogant smile, flushed cheeks being the biggest sign that she was happy with hearing what was really on Jaune's mind about her.

Jaune exhaled at seeing her calm down before looking at Ruby who had a smirk on her face, "You only said that because I said I wasn't coming back, didn't you?"

"I don't know whatever you may mean, Vomit Boy," she responded with a giggle.

Giving her a small smile, Jaune responded, "You are a lot more like Yang than others think, Crater Face."

Their little interaction made Noire a little bit jealous as she heard it, not because of how close Ruby was to her husband but the lack of similar relationships on her part, mentally sobbing, "Why can't I have friends like that?"

"So what should we do while we wait, Noire?" Ruby asked, which caused Noire to break from her mental sadness and look at them.

"Oh... um, yes. Well, since Jaune told me last night that you and your teams where being trained to fight monsters, I was going to guide you to where the Adventurer's guild was and allow you to take on missions to pass the time," Noire told the two of them, causing Ruby to become excited and Jaune to become a bit worried.

Ruby grabbed Crescent Rose off of her back and caused it to turn into its scythe form, "So what kinds of things will my baby and I get to fight?"

"Mostly likely some small things, nothing too difficult. We don't want any newbies like you and your friends to get hurt or something on a tough mission," Noire informed her, though she had been looking at Crescent Rose as she had said that.

This caused Ruby to deflate a little, "So that would mean...?"

"Mostly likely some Dogoos and a few other weak monsters," Noire said off-handed as she received an email.

While Jaune did relax when she said "weak", he couldn't help but question, "What's a Dogoo?"

Noire responded without looking up from her computer, "It's a pretty weak slime with a dog face."

"I don't know if that sounds cute or terrifying…" Ruby said after she heard that.

"They're more annoying than anything," Noire responded as she typed a response to the email she was just sent from her fellow CPU White Heart about a meeting in the future.

"So is there anything else that we need to talk about?" Jaune asked the other two who shook their heads.

"I suppose we should go save Uni from your teams," Noire said as she sighed. She was not looking forward to dealing with those two red heads again. She hoped that Ruby's team and the other boy weren't as annoying as those two.

But before they could go to the elevator to go find them it was called down. Looking at each other they shrugged and waited for it to return back up.

With Uni and the others

"And that is all of the Basilicom, do any of you have any questions?" Uni said, turning to look at her six followers.

She had showed them all of the places in the Basilicom - excluding Noire's room for privacy reasons - she had taken some time to show off her gun collection though and answered a lot of questions Yang had asked her about them. So far Yang was her favorite alongside Ren, who had once again saved her from Nora who had gone a bit crazy after they walked past their personal kitchen.

Speaking of which, Nora's ever-energetic voice piped up, "Yeah can we eat now? How am I supposed to defend Renny if I am too hungry to move?"

Her whine caused Uni to giggle, and the others to murmur in agreement, "Don't worry, once the others finish talking, then we can all go get something to eat."

Nora gave an exaggerated sigh as Weiss speaks up, "I also have a question, what does your sister do for work? She mentioned being a CPU but what does that entitle."

"Oh well, being a CPU means Noire is the goddess that protects and governs the nation. In our case she is the Goddess Black Heart, who is in charge of the nation of Lastation.," Uni informed, causing them to look surprised.

"Wait you mean… she was speaking the truth? She actually is a goddess? Like the divine kind? Immortal, and everything…" Blake asked as Pyrrha and Nora were starting to go a bit pale in the face.

Uni nodded, "Yes. She was speaking the truth. We are goddesses in the literal sense."

"Wait you said 'we'... does that mean your also a goddess?" Ren asked.

"Yep. You're looking at the CPU candidate of Lastation, Black Sister," Uni proudly stated.

Yang leaned over to Weiss, and Blake once again, "She's a bit tiny for a goddess don't you think?"

Blake chuckled as Weiss had a scandalous look on her face. Uni - who overheard them - immediately covered her chest with her arms, "Shut up! We are NOT talking about that!" which caused Ren to smile, and the other girls to laugh at her expense. Uni changed her mind. Yang was no longer her favorite.

Just then, one of the Basilicom staff walked up to Uni and whispered something into her ear.

Nodding at what she heard Uni looked over at the others, "Would you all mind waiting here? I have to report something to Noire."

Not bothering to wait for a response, Uni ran off to the elevator. Getting in, she hit the button to Noire's office at the top. Once she arrived, she wasn't surprised to see them waiting for her as they must've heard the elevator.

Noire already expected it to be her sister coming up, "Uni we were just about to come find you, did something happen?"

"Noire, I was just given a report that there is a mysterious portal open in Lastation." Uni informed Noire, her face serious.

Noire's face also became serious upon hearing this, "I see... Where is this portal located?"

"That's the thing, it's located directly above the alley where Jaune and his friends showed up," she spoke.

Now Noire's face was one of surprise as she glanced at Jaune and Ruby before looking back at Uni, "Well… that simplifies things... a lot."

"But how did we not notice something like that before?" Ruby asked Jaune who shrugged.

Uni looked at them, "From what I was told it is hard to notice from below, one of the residents in the area noticed it when he was doing work on his roof today, and reported it us."

Jaune looked at Uni and Noire before sighing, turning to Ruby, "Well I guess we need to go tell the others… seems like we won't be able to spend too spend too much longer together now."

Ruby nodded sadly, "Yeah… seems like it…"

"I'll go and check it out while you inform your friends of this," Noire told Jaune and Ruby, a bit sad about her new friend leaving.

Uni looked at the sad team leaders, "Perhaps we should tell them while we eat?"

Jaune nodded, "Yeah it might be easier to tell them about me staying if they are distracted by food. Well... it'll help distract Nora at least... hopefully."

Giving a sad chuckle at Jaune's joke, Ruby nodded as Noire sighed before walking over to her terrace. Noire gave her new friend a final thought before transforming into Black Heart and flying off to check out the portal.

Watching her go, the two team leaders walked into the elevator with the CPU candidate and started thinking of how their friends would react to the news as the elevator started its descent.

Arriving at the bottom, they saw the others standing around the entrance to the Basilicom, talking amongst each other.

Nora and Yang are the first two that notice them walking up, the two of them cheery at their leaders' arrival before noticing Noire missing.

"Hey, where's the homewrecker?" Nora asked, looking around for Noire with a frown on her face. Goddess or not, as far as she was concerned Noire was still a homewrecker for taking Jaune away.

Jaune sighed at this "Nora please stop calling Noire that, she is my wife you know."

Nora just humphs as Weiss looks at Ruby, "Well, are you done with your meeting? Yang and Nora have been complaining about being hungry since you left."

Ruby sheepishly chuckles, "Yeah, sorry guys. We can go get something to eat now."

As Nora and Yang cheer again, Pyrrha looks at Jaune with a raised brow "So where is Noire at?"

"She went to check something out to help us find a portal back home," Jaune replied. He didn't like lying to Pyrrha like that, even if he didn't say he was going to use the portal to go back home he still felt bad with implying that he was.

Uni - who had been standing behind them - overheard and couldn't help but feel bad for Pyrrha. Noire was taking away her team leader and friend. But that was just how things would turn out. Jaune made his decision, and he seemed adamant about keeping it and she wasn't about to stop him.

She was broken away from her thoughts by Nora yelling at her, Jaune, and Pyrrha to hurry up because they needed Uni to guide the way to were they where going.

"Coming!" she yelled to Nora, running past Jaune and Pyrrha. She would just have to wait and see where this goes. Hey, best case scenario she gets an older brother and Noire gets a nice man. So she was feeling confident about the future.

Alright there we go end of chapter two of Lastation drunken marriage. Now there are a few things I want to say real fast to help with going into the future. I am having the Basilicom or well the office be the one from the anime adaptation of Neptunia. Also I think I have figured out what timeline I will be going with for this fic also. I'll leave that a bit of a secret for now though. Once again big thanks to my friend Aldo7Aces for beta'ing once again check him out.

This is Aldo7Aces. Apologies for not yet having updated my work. Been rather busy with trying to publish a real book and Marine life… so… busy busy. Hope you guys enjoy the content over on my profile and my work here in the DM.