Chapter 10

136.) You may NOT wake ANYONE up and claim that the 'baby is crying'.

Ace: He ALWAYS falls for it!

Namur: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Haruta: It lightens up the night shift.

Namur: Haruta, why?

137.) NOR may you watch and laugh as they actually get up to check on it.

Ace: But it's funny!

Namur: Is not!

138.) You are NOT allowed ANYWHERE NEAR the kitchens.

Ace: CRUELTY! ABUSE!

Thatch: You. Set. My. Kitchen. On. FIRE!

Ace: Oh...right. Fair enough, I guess.

139.) STOP walking away and pretending not to hear when someone talks to you.

Ace: It gets them to leave me alone.

Marco: Stop it.

Ace: No.

Marco: Yes.

Ace: Fine...

140.) STOP proposing to random village girls. The last one was determined.

Ace: So. Many. Dresses.

Izou: I hope you learned your lesson.

Ace: I did...I really did...

141.) NO MORE referring to Whitey Bay as 'Mum', 'Mummy', 'Mother Dearest', OR ANY related name.

Ace: MUM!

Whitey Bay: You can call me whatever you want, honey.

Marco: You really aren't helping matters.

White Bay: Leave him alone.

142.) You will STOP drinking while on duty.

Ace: Heh. 'Duty', heheh.

143.) ENOUGH quoting cheesy romance scenes you read.

Ace: Some people don't appreciate good literature.

144.) AS WELL as descriptive sexual scenes.

Ace: Okay. You may have a point.

145.) STOP using you're newfound knowledge of reading for evil.

Ace: NEVER!

Rakuyo: Someone. Anyone, gag him please.

Ace: Run, run as fast as you can. You'll NEVER CATCH ME! I'm the gingerbread man!

Jiru: STOP HIM!

146.) QUIT calling Namur (or ANY fishman) Sharkboy and Akainu Lava Girl.

Ace: They love it.

Vista: Wait till Akainu finds out.

147.) STOP telling people to 'get a room'.

Ace: Tell them to stop the PDA then!

148.) NO MORE using Pops's name in vain!

Ace: By Whitebeard, you are going to far!

Pops: Guarararara!

149.) NO taking life assurance out on Marco. It doesn't work.

Ace: Marco, why can't you just die and make me rich?!

Marco: What is WRONG with you, oi?!

150.) You will NOT break the fourth wall.

Ace: But the viewers love it. I mean, they like Deadpool for it enough.

Thatch: Yeah, but we're supposed to be unaware anime character.

Ace: Good point.

A/N: Finally done. I may do another one for Ace with more rules, but only after I do a few more characters. Sometime after this, I'm going to be working on a new part: 150 Things Thatch is NOT allowed to do, so keep an eye out for it. It may be awhile, I'm going to finish and work on some other fanfics of mine in the meantime.