Author's note- So...a Jaune harem...unique right? Snide remarks directed at myself aside this story will share some similarities to quite a few other stories you may have stumbled across, the concepts that will be explored and how are obviously gonna have to be figured out by reading the story instead of some note that you skim over tho...because what would be the point if you didn't? However one thing that I will be upfront about is who the harem will entail, I like to be a straightforward guy after all, so get ready because the list is quite extensive:

Team RWBY
Pyrrha Nikos

wow what a list, anyway let's get to the story.

Update-fixed the spelling of Pyrrha's ridiculous name
Update 2-what the heck is the deal with that one review.


To say Yang Xiao Long was confident would be the biggest understatement to hit Remnant since somebody voiced their opinion that the Grimm were less than desirable creatures. A stupid thing to say for sure because Yang was not simply confident.

She was confidence incarnate.

She knew she was a real prize, something that every man who saw here coveted and lusted after, she knew what she had and she knew how to flaunt it. A little sway of her hips here, a half lidded stare accompanied by a lewd remark there, or if she felt like busting out the big guns she'd flick her head to let her golden locks splay behind her. Keeping all of this mind it would be easy to figure out that she could have any guy she wanted...but she didn't want any guy.

She wanted Jaune Arc...yes that Jaune Arc, that noodle who flops about Beacon, painfully average in most regards and below average in a few others. Why?

Because that noodle happened to be attractive as all hell. Tall, deceptively built under that hoodie (Don't need to worry about how she found that out.), beautiful blue eyes, and shinning golden locks of hair.

She liked blondes, almost all of her favorite people were blonds...herself included, but she had been approached by many statuesque members of the opposite sex, a few even more attractive than Jaune himself but despite what people may think Yang was simply confident...not shallow.

Jaune was a fine piece of man to ogle (and Yang would do that often) but what really captured her attention was...well everything else. His adorable awkwardness, his unwavering strength of character, his drive to better himself, the earnest chivalry he showed often, how he was always willing to help out others, and just how...innocent he was.

Sure some would argue that Yang would also be considered "innocent" because she never so much as actually kissed someone outside of her family but she would say she was tainted. She knew all about the bird and bees, she had watched many of less than innocent vids on her scroll...and done the typical activity that goes alongside with said vids, she flirted and teased, she ogled, and she had dirty thoughts but Jaune?

Jaune would always revert to a sputtering mess to the slightest suggestive word or touch, he would maintain eye contact although it could easily be seen that he very much wanted to let his eyes wander. So maybe not entirely clueless (because in this day and age who was?) but he was gentlemanly and polite...to an almost absurd degree.

And Yang loved it...and had resolved herself that she loved him.

So with all that she had decided that she was going to step up her game big time, no more teasing and suggestive winks, but rather outright confession. She already knew he wanted her, who didn't, and that the whole thing would be a piece of cake...no reason to hold back any longer.

Poor Pyrrha...she missed her chance.

Should have been more confident, because now little miss confidence herself was going to strike.


She had waited till he was alone, away from prying eyes, to confront him with her feelings...so it could just be the two of them.

Ha, just kidding she struck as soon as she saw him...at breakfast...in the very crowded cafeteria...while sitting with both of the two first year teams (Her's and Jaune's).

"So Jaune...you got a girlfriend or what?" She bluntly asked while eyeing him up and down. She saw the whole group's (minus Ren who couldn't really care less) eyes widen, for various reasons. Nora looked simply astonished that she came out swinging like that, her teammates were similarly shocked...but with an undertone of something else, and Pyrrha...

Pyrrha had a nervous if not excited look in her eyes.

Pyrrha had it bad for Jaune, something that was known to everyone who interacted with the group...except Jaune. Thing is the undefeated champion and "goddess of battle" as some called her had no idea how to approach the situation. Nevermore needs slaying? Sure, sign her up. Criminal needs to be physically subdued? She was your gal. Confess her feelings to the boy she had been crushing on since she first meet him? No way bud, get someone else to do it for her...which is what she thought Yang was about to do.

She was wrong.

"W-what?" Jaune sputtered out clearly taken by surprise by the sudden personal question so early in the morning.

Yang eye's went to a half lidded state as her grin grew "Great, well then I've got a solution."

Jaune continued to sputter out, his mind racing as he tried to catch up to what exactly was happening right now. "Soluti- huh? What's going on?"

"The greatest thing to happen in your life...at least for now" she licked her lips as she hinted at great things to happen. Pyrrha wouldn't have been that...forward about it but she certainly wasn't against the idea and beggars couldn't be choosers after-all, if this was Yang's way of being a wing-man so be it.

"You don't have a girlfriend so..." she grinned widely as she pointed at her own face with both thumbs "Boom. Solution."

"...huh?" Jaune drawled out as the rest of the table (barring Ren again) lost their collective minds.

Yang smirked more. "You and me lover boy, best couple in all of Beacon. Am I right or am I super right?"

Ruby made various sputtering noises and gasps as she looked at her sister with wide eyes that screamed "Treason!"

Blake narrowed her eyes slightly, evidently peeved.

Wiess had a look of disgust, sneering as she threw a scornful look Yang's way.

Nora's mouth hung open for a bit before she broke into a frantic round of applause, clapping furiously and cheering on the supposed new couple, causing a huge scene...something she tends to do often.

And Pyrrha...reacted similar to Jaune. "Wait...what?" She was simply shell-shocked as reality came crashing down that Yang was not being a wonderful bud and setting her up with her dream guy, but rather snatching him right from under her.

Yang wouldn't say she took enjoyment from watching Pyrrha shut down mentally she processed what was happening but...well you snooze you lose. Pyrrha had made the biggest mistake a woman could make, she waited, and this was something that Yang would not risk. Now Jaune was all hers and they'd have a long happy relationship where they teach each other all they need to know about each other and-

"Sorry, I'm not interested." Jaune stated politely.

This time even Ren reacted, albeit slightly with his eyes widening in surprise. His partner in crime Nora did not react as calmly, emptying out all the air in her lungs to make various noises of confusion and surprise.

The smile quickly faded from Yang and her arms slowly slumped down as it was her turn to be shell-shocked. "huh?"

Jaune adverted his gaze and rubbed the back of his neck as he explained. "Yang I'm...really...and I mean REALLY flattered that you feel that way but...I just don't see you that way."

Yang blinked a few times stupefied. "...huh?"

Feeling a little awkward Jaune excused himself from the table. "Again...sorry but...we can definitely still be friends...if you still want to be I mean and...uhhh I'll just go now."

Pyrrha looked back and forth at the fleeting form of Jaune and Yang's shocked face a few times before she regained herself...and smirked at Yang before leaving to follow her partner. Seeing as his team was in the process of leaving and he felt no reason to stay Ren was the next to rise from the table, Nora quickly followed after a few soothing words to Yang and tapping her hand a few times in a comforting manner.

Wiess chuckled a bit before leaving, Blake also chuckled but added a witty comment about how "That looked painful." and made her escape. Ruby had a bit of a conflict as she debated on comforting her sister and also fully enjoying the feeling of victory that coursed through her and rubbing it in Yang's face, she opted to leave without a word...and fist pumped when she thought her sister couldn't see it.

Yang continued to sit at the table alone as a single word coursed through her mind.

What?


To say Yang was determined would be the biggest understatement in Remnant since someone said Yang was confident. Sure she had taken a bit of a punch in the gut when the earlier plan to confess to Jaune had flopped in possibly the biggest way but setbacks were just that, setbacks.

It had taken her some time to recover from her daze caused by the "massive oof" as Nora had began to call it but since then her resolve had only strengthened. So what if Jaune didn't see her the way she wanted him to see her? In Yang's mind that meant something else entirely.

"I don't see you that way yet."

And Yang fully intended to fix that...the only crux of the issue was how.


Ending note- So keeping with the theme of my other stories I like to start of with a smaller chapter to let people get a feel for it before I fully commit to an idea, the idea of this one being extremely lighthearted and more comedic compared to my other stories. I'm still open to make this more serious and it's still up in the air if this story will have smut or not...but for those familiar with my other stories you probably already know what's already guaranteed about the girls.

Please share any thoughts you have, because like I said the nature of this story is still up for debate. Until then peace, I gotta write others stories