This one-shot comes from the choices I gave readers in the last chapter of my old story Heaven and Hell, Abyss and Blood.

Rito from To Love Ru thrown into the Bloodborne and comes back as a Great One

Rito Yuuki wasn't your normal fifteen-year-old high schooler.

He was a lot taller than your average high schooler, a solid six feet tall. Had long orange-brown spiky hair, he too lazy to cut it, besides, he liked it long. His eyes were dark red and his skin was pale, he had some muscle on him, most of the physical labor he did made him pretty strong for his age. He wore a long dark red jacket with a black shirt underneath, a pair of jeans, and a black pair of boots.

He was thankful that his fellow student, Saki Tenjouin, gave him a job as a butler at her manor. It brought in some extra cash, he needed it to provide for himself and his sister, Mikan.

He loved his sister, he really did, she was all he had left after their parents died two years ago. Rito's father was driving them all back home when a drunk driver crashed into them. Their parents were dead on impact, and Rito, he was in a month-long coma, leaving Mikan all alone. When he woke up, he swore he'd never leave his little sister alone like that ever again, he just wished he could forget what he experienced in that month. It wasn't just a month for him.

He spent years in Yharnam, a cluster fuck of tragedy and bad decisions. A city famed for its healing blood, a miracle people far and wide would journey for. Too bad the place was the biggest shit hole this side of the universe.

Things that were wrong with it consisted but were not limited to: few Lovecraftian, multidimensional, mind breaking, god-like creatures, some blood from said Lovecraftian creatures that turns people into monsters, a citywide religion based on blood, some Scientologist nut jobs, and throw in a group made to kill the monster the blood created for good measure. Also, the only booze around was blood cocktails. That right there was a grande recipe for a self-destructive downward spiral if anyone's ever heard it. But Rito didn't just hear it, he experienced it.

It may have been a month out here, but in that place, it was years. Years of blood, dying over and over again, killing. The whole damn nine yards.

None of it mattered now though. Yharnam was long gone, he sure of that. After the Great One, Flora was killed by his hands and he became a Great One, he burnt Yharnam to the ground himself.

That place was a hell he wouldn't wish on anyone and wouldn't risk letting it spread.

Now, all he had was his sister, and by god would he do everything he could to make her happy. She was the one link to humanity he had left, the light in the dark. He did all the housework, cooked, worked, and made sure to make time for Mikan.

If anything happened to her… he'd be on a damned warpath. Absolutely nothing would stop him to make whoever dared to harm his sister pay.

But now something unexpected happened, earlier in the year, was now the fiancée to a particular pink-haired alien princess whose father rules the Milky Way galaxy.

Lala Satalin Deviluke, the precious cinnamon roll that she is, was quite the quirky individual that barged into their lives with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Seriously, when she suddenly teleported into his bathtub, he damn near decapitated her on the spot. Thankfully, he had an ask questions first sort of mentality.

Rito noticed a taiyaki stand as he walked.

"I could go for some taiyaki right now, should pick some up for Lala and Mikan." he thought as he walked over.

Rito bought a full bag of taiyaki. He took one of the fish-shaped treats and bit a chunk out of it.

"Ah, that's the stuff," he said with a small smile.

Ever since he got back from the Hunt, he thoroughly enjoyed the luxuries of a normal, modern life. No more gruesome deaths, no more blood on his hands… well, not as much, and some damn good food. No more eldritch gods, aside from himself, to make his life hell.

As far as he was concerned, he was in retirement.

But there always was that… itch he couldn't quite scratch anymore. Sometimes, he really did miss the feeling of being in covered blood. Rito gave a warm but somewhat cruel smile. The horrible memories of the Hunt giving him a sense of nostalgia.

As Rito walked he noticed someone staring at him.

She was a foot shorter than him, but her long hair was a lovely shade of gold. Her slim body wasn't very visibly muscled but didn't have much fat either. She had modestly sized breast and an hourglass figure with good hips. She had cold red eyes just like he did, and had light peace skin. She wore a black top with detached sleeves, with a hole in her shirt shaped like a four-pointed star, showing some of her cleavage. The skirt she wore was rather short, scandalous almost. He could practically hear his classmate, Yui Kotegawa, scream "Shameless!" in his head. She also wore an assortment of black belts on her thighs for some reason. Probably a fashion statement.

"Um...shit, she's still staring at me. What do I do?"

Rito was pretty antisocial, not to mention socially awkward, after Yharnam, he couldn't connect to people very well. Partly his fault too for not putting in much effort.

"Maybe she wants some taiyaki?" Rito thought as he walked up to her.

He held out one of the fish shaped treats.

"Want one?" he asked his voice as monotone as ever.

The mysterious girl blinked in confusion before gently taking the taiyaki out of his hand.

She took a bite out of the taiyaki. "...Earthling food is really strange..."

Rito narrowed his eyes. "I see, you're not from Earth."

Lala's marriage candidates were always a pain in the ass to deal with. Then again, he usually had bad luck when it came to otherworldly creatures, the situation usually ended with an eldritch monster's head on a stick.

Suddenly, the girl moved closer to him, her hands on his shoulders.

"...You're Rito Yuuki." She said.

"I am, and what of it?" Rito asked.

Shing!

"Gah!" Rito coughed up blood as his chest had been slashed into deeply.

The girl's hand had transformed into a blade, his own blood dripping from the lethal appendage.

"Someone asked me to eliminate you." She said. "I have no grudge against you, but I must ask you to die."

"Well, you're doing a pretty shitty job of making me die." Rito scowled, he was more annoyed than angry.

The girl blinked, that was not the kind of reaction she got from most of her targets.

"...What?"

Rito rolled his eyes. "You were in the perfect stabbing distance but you go for a slash instead, really? You could have ended me right there with a simple stab to the heart or head, but no, you just go for one of my lungs instead. Goodness, you'd think intergalactic assassins would have some measure of professionalism."

Truly, this unprofessional act of murder offended Rito and hurt him on a deep spiritual level. He had spent years of his life learning how to kill things in the most efficient ways possible. Even though Rito could tell she had someblood on her hands, in his eyes, that first attempt on his life made him consider her a rookie.

Time to just get this over with.

Rito's arm was consumed by a dark eldritch energy and transformed the appendage into a large, grotesque sword-like blade with eyeballs peppering the transformed arm.

Rito brought down his bladed arm on the girl's head.

The assassin's eyes widened and manipulated her hair into a shield to block the blade. Rito's bladed arm sliced through the girl's hair-shield like a hot knife through butter.

The girl moved out of the way at the last second, she a small cut on her cheek, at least she wasn't dead.

"He has powers like I do, just what is he?" the girl thought.

"Oh, you're still alive?" he asked rhetorically. "I was planning to get his over with one blow, but since you're still alive, I guess you have some skill in combat."

Rito's other arm transformed into a large set of claws with eyeballs on in as well. He took on of the taiyaki from the bag with his claws and bit into it.

"Show me a good time, Goldilocks."

And with that, the two lunged at each other.

Oneshot End.

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