One evening, a boy in blonde hair and tan skin, wearing a black blazer and pants, was walking out of an anime shop, as he bought a new anime. He plans to watch it with his friend, in the boys' dormitory. As he was heading back to the dorms, until he bumped into a girl with long hair and tan skin. They dropped to the floor, as the boy moaned, "Ungh, sorry, Miss…"

The girl said, "That's alright…"

They were picking up stuff that they dropped, as the girl asked, "Oh, you into anime?"

He said, "Pretty much."

He helped her up and said, "I'm sorry about that, ma'am. I should be going. I have things to do, but you are kinda cute."

She smiled, "Thanks. So are you."

The boy giggled, "Awesome…"

He thought, "This could be it. No one's ever complimented me like that."

He asked her, "Hey, Miss. Do you mean it?"

The girl said, "I sure do."

"You go to Mizaki High?"

"I'm planning to transfer there. Why?"

"Oh, no reason. I hope to meet with you, someday."

"Gee, thanks…"

She then asked, "Say, what is your school like? I was thinking of enrolling in the school, this spring. Are there any fun clubs?"

He said, "Oh, not that I know of… There are cool clubs."

He thought, "Phew… Just as long as she doesn't know about that club."

She asked, as she said to him, "So, are you in a club?"

He smiled and grinned, "I am. I happen to be a member of the Ninja Seeking Club."

"Ninja Seeking Club?"

"Yes. You ever plan on enrolling in the club, if you're interested in ninjas?"

The girl walked off, and said, "I'll think about it."

She stopped, and asked, "By the way, what's your name?"

The boy said, "Uh… John Spicer."

The girl giggled, as she smiled, "See ya, Johnny…"

She walked off, as Johnny was a bit confused. He asked, "Huh? What is she-? Huh… Wait, I didn't know her name!"

He sobbed, "Oh, great… I meet a cute girl, and I didn't get her name or digits!"

He gasped, as he ran off, "OH, CRAP! I have to hurry before curfew!"

As he was running back to the dormitory, the girl was hiding behind a tree, avoiding the sight of Johnny. She then grinned, as she said, "Ninja Seeking Club, eh? This seems like a weird club… I knew Mizaki High is perfect for questions."

After that, she rushed off, as she disappeared into the night. This would be the beginning of a new story.


Fate 10


The next day at Mizaki School, John met with a boy in dark brown hair, in a black uniform, as he was talking to him, in glee.

"You would not believe what happened last night! I met a hot girl, and she found me cute!" Johnny said, "And suddenly, she-."

Kazuki said, "Are you kidding me? You mean a girl suddenly admires you? And she called you cute?"

"Seriously?" Johnny sobbed.

Kazuki groaned, "You're kidding me… You mean that someone actually likes you? No girl likes you! Remember the whole Sonic Brainwashing incident, a while back? Most popular students find you repulsive!"

Johnny sighed, "I know… But did my mistakes and flaws become useful or not?"

Kazuki sighed and thought, "This guy is useless… But he did help us. But seriously… Him and a girl? I definitely wouldn't be sure about this."

They walked together to the classroom, as they stepped in. Three girls were waiting for them. One has huge breasts with blonde hair, wearing her blazer and skirt, another was wearing her blazer and green hoodie, and another was with silver hair and blue eyes, wearing a black vest.

Akari called, "Hey there, Kazuki!" She giggled, as they sat down.

Kazuki said, "Akari. How are you today?"

Akari smiled, "Good morning today. Anyways, what are you two talking about?"

Ricka said, "Serious."

Johnny smiled, "You would not believe it. Last night, I met a hot girl, and she called me cute!"

Ricka was stunned, "Cute girl? Impossible."

Akari asked, "Did someone called him cute?"

Johnny asked, "Huh? Yeah, she does. And what's more-."

Yamabuki boomed, "Stupid! That's impossible! Also, very stupid!"

She asked, "But how can a girl would-?"

She smiled, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, for real? This is so priceless!"

Yamabuki was laughing, as Akari asked, "Johnny, is it true?"

Johnny said, "Oh, yes. In fact, she has tan skin and blonde hair, like me."

Akari, Ricka, Yamabuki, & Kazuki were stunned, as Akari asked, "What? For real? You mean a female Johnny?"

Yamabuki drooled in awe, "A Rule 34 Johnny Spicer. What is her name? Jane Spicer? Jill? Giana?"

John sighed, "And yet, I never got her name."

Ricka gasped, "DIDN'T GET NAME?!"

Kazuki boomed, "Well that proves it! You met a girl, and it's obviously luck!"

Johnny sobbed, "Nani? But, bro…"

Ricka replied, "Not believing it."

Kazuki said, "She's right. No way in hell that a girl like that is into you. But then again, if she does resemble you, it's fated. Also-."

Yamabuki grinned, "If she were like you, she'd have humungous boobs!"

"WHO has humungous boobs?" A stern voice called. She has long black hair and a wearing her school uniform.

Akari giggled, "Hey, Enju~!"

Enju asked, "Suou-san, dare I ask why you just say a girl with humungous boobs to this hentai?"

Kazuki roared, "Why do you always hate me?"

Ricka said, "Not him. Him."

Enju asked, "Him who?"

Akari smiled, "Johnny."

Enju paused, and asked, "Him? John-san? Him, with a girl with huge boobs?"

Ricka said, "Female. Resembles Johnny."

Yamabuki smiled, "A Rule 34 Johnny. A fanfic's wet dream come to life…"

Kazuki said, "But it's true."

Enju asked, "And feeding this… uh… What's Rule 34?"

Yamabuki whispered the meaning into Enju's ear, as Enju was shocked. Johnny said, as he gulped, "Oh, boy… I'm in deeeeeeeep trouble, am I?"

Enju smiled politely, "Well, I'll see it when I believe it, since you did find a soulmate…"

She roared, "BUT WHOEVER SAYS RULE 34 AGAIN, WILL PAY DEARLY! EVEN YOU, YOU SOULLESS HENTAI!"

Kazuki shivered, as he narrated, "Rule 34… Gender-Swap. A trope in anime and manga, mostly fan-based. But Yamabuki started it, not me! Why am I being yelled at, for such perversion?"

Enju roared, "None of that ridiculous nonsense! And even so, a woman like her, liking John-san, ridiculous!"

Johnny wept, "NO… Enju, please, I beg of you."

Enju said, "Now, now… It's not that I do not believe it, but… whatever they fed you from whatever country you were in, they are sick freaks."

Johnny pleaded, "But this girl! She did say I was cute!"

Akari barked, "Anybody who finds you cute oughta be tarred and feathered, right?"

Yamabuki added, "Wrong! If that happens, Hell freezes over."

Kazuki said, "Well, I believe him. But if this girl is real, then we can talk about her. Besides, it's just a coincidence that she would tell her that she's cute. For instance, what if I complimented each girl, and tell her how sexy looking they are? Uh, I mean, how cute looking they are?"

Enju glared at her, "Loose lips. Seal it!"

Kazuki replied, "No, no, let me say this for example. For instance, Akari is rather a blushing beauty with a hot build. Or, Enju is the perfect woman, with brains, brawn, and bust size."

Enju said, "I'll ignore the bust size remark… but brawn? I'm not that athletic…"

She then thought to herself, "Especially since I'm a ninja, after all."

Akari blushed, "But… me with a hot build, as a blushing beauty?"

Yamabuki said, "Smooth, Casanova."

Enju sighed, "Remind me, after school."

"After school what?" Kazuki asked Enju.

Enju glared at her, "To shock you badly, without stopping, you loose-lipped hentai."

She barked, "AND FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOTHING FROM ME!"

The girls went to sit down, as Ricka said, "What about me? Flirt to me!"

Kazuki said, "Uh, no… I'd rather tread from shocking waters…"

He said to Johnny, "We'll talk about this, later…"

He then thought, "…but not after Enju kills me."


That afternoon, in the club, Johnny was upset over meeting with the girl he met, last night. As he pondered, Tengge, a woman in tan skin and purple hair, approached him and said, "Johnny… You alright?"

Johnny said, "Oh, hey. I thought it was-."

"The others have already left. Why did you stay behind?" She asked him.

Johnny said, "Promise not to laugh? I was silent for all afternoon, because…"

She smiled, "Oh, no need. I heard from Yamabuki."

He gasped, "WHAT?"

She joked, "Just kidding. Lily and I heard of it from you, secretly. We are ninjas, after all."

He sighed, as she said, "Well, they do not know, even the others. But even so, they wouldn't believe you."

He sobbed, "No…"

Tengge smiled, as she hugged him, "It's alright, we forgive you. But I hope we do not have this go into a big deal."

Johnny giggled, "Thanks. Usually, you're all chummy onto Kazuki, but…"

She winked, "It's not always Kazuki. I sometimes cheer up a little, to others."

Johnny sighed, "Well, that's true. Man, he gets lucky, but I wish I knew who she was."

Tengge said, "Well, why not retrace your steps, and revisit her. She may return, if you run into her, again."

Johnny asked, "Will you assist me?"

Tengge turned away and said, "Oh, no. She might think of me as your girlfriend. But this is something you can do, alone."

She walked off, "Anyways, I'll discuss this with the rest of the club, tomorrow. I mean, we're here to help you, right? Kazuki said that you're a part of this club, like the rest of us."

Johnny said, "Yeah. Thanks."

She left the club room, as Johnny thought, "Man, I hope I run into her again. I think I'll go back to the shop, and see if she shows up again."

He walked off and locked the club door. He then ran off, heading back to where he went, last night.


However, the next day, he was dejected. Kazuki asked him, in the classroom, "Hey, Johnny. You're sad today…"

"The girl of my dreams…" Johnny sobbed, "She didn't show up!"

He asked her, "The same girl from the other night?"

Johnny wept, "I waited all night for her, at that store I went to, and she never showed…"

Akari asked him, "Poor Johnny."

Enju giggled, "Sure, he was desperate, but we do know that she was a total stranger, after all."

Johnny cried, "BUT I DID! SHE DID COME TO ME!"

Ricka said, "False moments."

Akari said, "I hope she appears, soon."

Yamabuki giggled, "What a loser. So, I guess it was such a coincidence, since a Rule 34 Johnny was all a dream. But just you wait! I can create a Johnny that is a woman!"

Kazuki hissed, "And this, coming from the ninja that wants to create Maid Outfits for men, long ago."

He asked her, "And how is that coming along?"

Yamabuki sighed, "Oh… Now that you mentioned it, I forgot it. I usually like crossdressing, but I wish I could've make that for Johnny."

Enju huffed, "Leave it alone! Johnny is never going to get any."

A girl in green hair walked in, as she asked, "Hey, guys. What's going on?"

Akari said, "Oh, hey, Nanao."

Nanao asked, "Why is Johnny sad?"

Enju said, "You know yesterday, when Johnny complained about seeing a girl that resembles her?"

Nanao asked, "A rule 34 Johnny Spicer?! ROTFL!"

She wore her glasses and said, "Does she sound like Johnny, and is she as tall as him? What does she do? Is she a ninja like you guys?"

Johnny sighed, "Well, she only came to me and said that I was cute…"

Nanao blushed in embarrassment, "How stupid… But I bet she is cute, and cute so much that she has huge boobs… unlike mine…"

Enju said, "Kashima-san, will you drop it? There was no such girl!"

Akari replied, "Well, Johnny did meet someone like her… But she is a fantasy dream girl, yes?"

Ricka sighed, "Johnny… So lonely…"

Nanao barked, "Oh, yeah? Then, here's an idea! Does this Rule 34 Johnny comes to this school?"

Kazuki and Enju shook their heads, as Ricka replied, "NO."

Nanao said, as she pointed at the doorway, "Well, explain her!"

They viewed a girl that was waiting in the hallway. Nanao said that she met the girl, and said that she looked almost like Johnny. Kazuki asked, "WHO? You've met this girl?! And she looks like Johnny?"

The girl stepped in, as she wrote her name on the board. Everyone was in their seats, as Kazuki was concerned. He thought, "Whoa… she's cute… And she does look like Johnny… except her hair looks pale white than blonde. But her boobs are a bit slim…"

The girl finished her name, as it said "Kitsuki Brown". Akari asked, as she was concerned, "Kitsuki Brown?"

The girl bowed, as she said, "Hello, I'm Kitsuki Brown. It's a pleasure to meet you all."

She bowed, as Johnny blushed, "No way… It is her! It's the girl of my dreams!"

The teacher called, "Spicer, quiet down! Let Miss Brown introduce herself to the class."

Johnny bowed, "I'm sorry."

The teacher boomed, "Then shut up."

He was upset, as Kazuki said, "It appears that Johnny knows her. Could it be her?"

The girl called Kitsuki was the same girl from the other night that Johnny met. She saw her eyes on him and thought, "There he is. When the time's right, I'll talk to him, after school. He's perfect."