So yeah... no idea where this one came from. Buuuut I currently can't get to sleep sooooo yeah that's how this came to be XD
Hope y'all enjoy anyway! XD
Incorrect Quotes - Kate Kane/Batwoman Edition
Kate: So are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Frost: I'm a knife.
Barry, from across the room: She's the little spoon!
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Kara: WHO ATE ALL MY FRIES?! I'M GONNA KI-
Kate: I did.
Kara: Kiss you and buy you some more. You deserve them.
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Kate (angrily): FIGHT ME!
Barry, Oliver, Kara, Caitlin, and Cisco from the corner, whispering: Touch her and you'll never see the light of day again.
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Kate: Forgive and forget?
Kate: *laughs*
Kate: No. Resent and remember.
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Kate: Here's a fun Christmas idea. Hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Cisco: I don't think we can do tha-
Kate: Someone's halls are getting DECKED!
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Kate: CRAP! I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE!
Kate: *proceeds to run into traffic*
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Caitlin: Putting "uwu" at the end of a sentence makes it cute and harmless.
Barry: I love you uwu
Kara: I just got food uwu
Kate: I'm gonna murder you uwu
Oliver: Please don't do that uwu
Kate: No promises uwu
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(at Disneyland, on the teacups)
Barry and Caitlin: *spinning and a little talking*
Cisco and Kara: *going fast and giggling*
Oliver and Kate: *going 100 MPH and screaming*
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Cisco: I'M TOO HOT! *points at Kate*
Kate:
Cisco:
Kate:
Cisco: :(
Kate (completely deadpan and devoid of any emotion): Hot damn.
Cisco: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN-
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Kate: I've got one foot in the darkness...
Kate: And the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate.
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(In "Duet")
Barry and Kara: *tap dancing and singing together*
Kate: *runs out from a corner* Why tap dance when you can lap dance?
Barry and Kara: *blushing furiously*
Kate: I swear I didn't mean to say that.
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Kate: I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm more of a permanently exhausted... pirate.
Roger: *pokes his head through the window* Pirate?
Kate: What the hECK IS HE DOING HERE?!
Barry: I don't know!
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Kate: I would get up, but currently there is a cat on me and therefore it is illegal.
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Kate (driving): Road work ahead?
Cisco: UHH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES!
Kate: ...
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Oliver: Everyone shut up, my wife's on the phone.
Oliver: *answers* Hi Felicity.
Kara: HI MRS. QUEEN!
Caitlin: Tell her I said hi!
Cisco: *makes various profane noises*
Barry: *hits the wall loudly*
Kate: *spits out cuss words*
Oliver: ...I strongly dislike all of you right now.
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Kate: Hello, people who don't live here.
Cisco: Hi.
Barry: Hello.
Diggle: ...hey.
Caitlin: Hi!
Kara: Hello!
Kate: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Oliver: We were out of Doritos.
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Kate: I think we're missing something.
Barry: Teamwork?
Caitlin: Partnership?
Kara: Help?
Oliver: Cohesion?
Cisco: A general sense of what we're doing?
Kate: I was gonna say a plan - but yeah, point taken.
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Kate: I'm sad.
Kara: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll just attach them like so...
Kate: This is just a hug.
Kara: Is it working?
Kate (smiling): Yeah.
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(Kate finds Oliver crying in the kitchen)
Kate: Are you okay?
Oliver: Yeah! Its just the onions.
Kate (angrily, to the onions): WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO OLIVER?!
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Caitlin: Are they dead?
Kate: They were when I killed them.
I really don't know anymore. :) Hope y'all enjoyed XD