So, the recent season of South Park has gotten me back into the mood of the series. This idea came to me recently, and the rest of the plot just starting flowing in. Reviews are appreciated as the story goes along. With that said, let's proceed.

Super Craig: Man of Craig

In the dead of night, in a town held in the iron grip of crime and depravity, two headband-wearing girls were trapped in a dark hallway, cornered by a dastardly duo of Chaos.

"Stop!" The one on the left, Lola, commanded as the two closed in, trying to sound brave even while quaking with fear. "Leave us alone!"

"Your pitiful cries cannot deter us, you pathetic whelp!" The blonde Chaos kid with a #10 sign declared, wielding a deadly CD disk. "Accept the flow of Chaos into this town, you foolish mortals!"

"Yeah!" The dark-haired Chaos kid, this one wearing a black-and-white striped shirt, added. "Now surrender. . . and give us your lunch money!"

"Never!" The girl on the right, Jenny Simons, shouted.

"Unburden them of their cash," Chaos #10 commanded the striped Chaos kid. The dark-haired agent of Chaos immediately complied, descending upon Jenny and grabbing hold of her bag of lunch money.

"Let go!" Jenny cried, struggling to wrench the bag out of the Chaos kid's iron grip. However, the wicked Chaos kid was too strong, and tore the bag out of her hands. Seeing her friend in trouble, Lola tried to rush to her aid, only for the striped Chaos kid to grab her and shove her into a garbage can, knocking it over.

As Jenny rushed to her wounded friend, the striped Chaos kid returned to his comrade's side. "Their lunch money," He said, presenting it to him.

"Sweet," Chaos #10 said, taking the bag. "We're gonna get some hardcore cotton candy with this!" The duo burst into wicked laughter.

Lola struggled to sit up, helped by Jenny. "You won't get away with this, you assholes!" She threatened.

"Oh yeah?" Chaos #10 asked, smirking. "And who's gonna stop us?"

"Try looking to the sky, dude!"

Instantly, the Chaos kids' grins vanished and was replaced with a look of fear. Looking up, they saw a dark figure standing above them, high up on the rooftops, looking down on them like a deity would a mere mortal.

"Oh, shit!" The striped Chaos kid said, clutching his comrade's side in fear. "It's him!"

The figure dropped onto the ground in front of the two girls, facing the agents of Chaos standing before him. His black hair blew in the wind. The tools strapped across his body glistened. And his eyes burned with resolution to deal out justice.

It was Toolshed.

Immediately, Lola and Jenny let out relieved smiles. The two held onto each other as they watched the famous superhero stand up against the forced of evil.

Toolshed looked at the lunch money in the Chaos kids' hands. "Stealing a girl's lunch money?" He asked, a dark grin appearing on his face. "That's two strikes. Looks like the two of you are gonna need a timeout."

Chaos #10 narrowed his eyes. "You dare disrupt the flow of Chaos?" He snarled. Whirling upon his comrade, he roared, "You! Deal with him!"

To his shock, however, his comrade wasn't there. Turning around, he saw the striped Chaos kid bolting out of the alley, unwilling to face the agent of justice.

"You baby!" The Chaos kid called out. Turning to Toolshed, he growled, "Fine, I'll deal with you myself!"

Revealing his CD disk, Chaos #10 launched it at his foe. With his superb reflexes, Toolshed dodged the disk, which lodged itself into the wall. Before the Chaos kid could launch another disk, Toolshed unleashed his screwdriver, hurling it at his foe. The screwdriver struck the Chaos kid dead-center in the chest, knocking him back.

With his enemy stunned, Toolshed surged forward. Chaos #10 could only raise his arms in a futile attempt to shield himself as Toolshed's fist connected with his face. The force of the blow could be heard all throughout the town.

The Chaos kid was flown backwards, landing on his rump. His hands flew to his face, and he felt a warm liquid dribbling down his mouth. "You. . . you broke my nose!" He shouted, tears of pain beginning to glisten in his eyes.

Standing up, he called out, "I'm telling my mom on you!" With that, he turned and followed his comrade out of the alley.

The moment the Chaos kids were gone, Toolshed calmly walked forward. Scooping the bag of lunch money off the ground, he turned towards the two girls, who were still sitting on the ground.

"Don't worry," He reassured them, handing the bag towards Lola. "Agents of Chaos may seem threatening, but like all evildoers, they're cowards at heart."

"Thank you, Toolshed," Lola said as she and Jenny stood up. "We don't know what we could've done without you."

Toolshed smiled and stood tall. "The life of a superhero is filled with danger and tribulations!" He declared. "But in a town corrupted by darkness, it needs a hero to be its savior. And until the war on crime has ended, and evil is vanquished completely, I will take the mantle of that hero..."

"...So remember, the next time you feel alone, just remember that the agent of justice will always have your back!"

"Dude, that is so cool, dude," Eric Cartman said to his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick in the movie theater as the credits rolled for The Toolshed Movie.

"I know, right?" Stan replied, a soda in his hand. "I spent weeks recording that speech! I can't believe we're finally getting to see it on the big screen!"

"And to think," Kyle added. "In about a couple months, it'll be my own film up on the big screen! Our franchise plan is finally coming together!"

Immediately, the Boys were shushed by some of the other moviegoers. "Can you keep it down?" Craig Tucker asked from an aisle up, his boyfriend Tweek Tweak by his side. "We're trying to watch the movie."

The Boys craned their necks backwards to face him. "Craig, the movie's already over," Stan pointed out.

"Not until the credits are done," Craig replied, munching on his popcorn bag.

The Boys exchanged glances. After a few moments, Cartman said, "Let's just go." With that, the four got out of their seats and left.

Within the town of South Park, a superhero group had formed, comprised of kids of different backgrounds, but united by a common goal: to make a billion dollars in a superhero franchise.

They were known as Coon and Friends.

The group had faced a few. . . setbacks, to say the least, during their mission. They had been forced to deal with online slander, a civil war, and their franchise plan undergoing multiple time-consuming revisions. But they had persevered, and had managed to finally formulate a working franchise plan, with each hero given their own Netflix series and feature film, all of them mathematically equal to the other.

Their first film, The Coon Movie. . . hadn't been much of a success, but don't tell Eric Cartman that. Their second film, Mysterion Rises, had proven more profitable, and succeeded in gaining the group an audience. The Tupperware Movie had been an even greater success (which pissed Cartman off, to say the least), and their latest film, The Toolshed Movie, was on its way to being their biggest success yet.

After many trials and tribulations, it seemed like Coon and Friends were finally on its way to achieving their goal. They were on a winning streak, and it was as if nothing could stop them.

Or at least, that was what they thought.

Little did they know, a massive wrench was about to be wedged into their plans.

First chapter up. Once again, reviews are appreciated.