A/N: Behold! My Pinocchio story, but first, a treat for all my watchers...
The screen seemed to be black before a couple of spotlights shined down on two characters, the girl in a black long-sleeved dress with her hair down and a silver streak in her hair and the boy in a suit to match her dress.
"Hello, and welcome," The girl spoke. "I know you are all anxious to see an adventure story around the Disney classic of Pinocchio, but before we get into all of that, this is a special feature for all of you loyal readers and watchers."
"Yeah, so before we get into that, here's something REALLY fun and cool!" the boy replied.
A giant logo soon appeared which said: 'PERKYGOTH14'S NEW MASTERPIECE THEATER' which was accompanied by classical music to sound sophisticated and mature.
"Eh, we can try to be sophisticated, but not like we can pull it off!" Another boy shrugged. "Besides, it's none of that sophisticated junk: it's just sweet, sweet awesomeness!"
"I'm PerkyGoth14, your beloved fan fic author." The girl spoke up.
"I'm thunder pony, a long-time collab partner of PerkyGoth14 since March 2014." The first boy added.
"Has it really been that long?" PerkyGoth14's eyes widened. "Whoa... I'm getting old."
"And I'm Scrappy Doo Fan!" waved the third boy. "I've been collaborating with PG14 for a few months, but I've been reading her stuff for a while longer!"
"Yeah? Well, I'm friends with her on Facebook." thunder pony bragged before crossing his arms like a smirk.
"You look like Hyde from That 70's Show when you get cocky like that." PerkyGoth14 told him.
"Yeah, well it's not a competition." Scrappy Doo Fan replied.
"Nyeeehhh..." thunder pony made a goofy face.
"That was real mature..." PerkyGoth14 deadpanned. "Anyway, I've never done this before, so... It looks like we're going to watch and review something for you all to try a little something different."
"Yup-yup-yup!" Scrappy Doo Fan replied.
"We're going to be looking at..." Thunder Pony said before looking up to see the title. "Sailor Moon?"
"Ah, yes, the adventures made specifically for Dimples." PerkyGoth14 smirked.
"More specifically, the Viz media dub that's more accurate to the Japanese version." Scrappy Doo Fan added.
"Which reminds me..." PerkyGoth14 said before adding the other Sailor Moon movies to her to-do list of adventures before putting it down. "All right."
"You really don't have to write all of these." Thunder Pony said to her.
"Yeah, I guess." PerkyGoth14 shrugged.
"Yeah! Most of the people who made those requests probably forgot by now!" SDF replied.
"Anyway... On with the show!" Thunder Pony smiled.
Eventually, the screen showed the Sailor Moon episode going to be watched.
"Previously, on Avatar-I mean! Starting on Sailor Moon." PerkyGoth14 began, over-dramatically.
"Actually, we're watching the first episode," SDF replied. "So there's nothing previous to report."
"Hi, I'm Usagi Tsukino," the narration began. "I'm 14 years old, and I got to Juuban Middle School. I'm a bit of a klutz, and sometimes I get teased for being a little emotional."
The camera panned up to reveal that she was sound asleep in her bed.
"Usagi! It's after 8:00!" A voice called out.
Usagi groaned as she didn't want to wake up, but she soon panicked once she realized it was a school day and she was going to be late.
"Is it me or do a lot of Japanese dubbed anime girls sound a lot alike?" PerkyGoth14 commented.
"It's not just you. Most of their days always start out like this." SDF replied.
"AAAH! NOT AGAIN...!" Usagi wailed. After somehow getting dressed under the span of a micro-minute, she dashed downstairs while brushing her teeth. "WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME SOONER, MOM? I'M LATE!"
"I did, but each time you just said go away." her mother replied.
"That sounds like me in the morning." PerkyGoth14 commented.
"I don't remember that!" Usagi panicked as she rushed around the house.
"Usagi...?" Ikuko called.
"What? I'm in a hurry!" Usagi replied.
"You don't need your lunch?" Ikuko asked, bringing out her daughter's lunch.
"Huh?... I do..." Usagi muttered as she came back. So she quickly rushed back and got it, before heading out the door.
On her way to school, she saw a trio of kids gathered around in a parking lot. "HEY! STOP THAT!" she yelled.
The kids freaked out and ran off, revealing that they were gathered around a bluish-black cat.
"Little meanies..." she groused, before bending down to the cat. "Poor thing, you okay?"
"And it begins..." Thunder Pony muttered.
"At least it's not the cat from Blue Exorcist." PerkyGoth14 added.
She then picked up the cat who soon yowled and looked distressed. "You want me to take it off? Okay..."
"No, Usagi, don't talk to the cat!" PerkyGoth14 warned. "That started the whole mess in The Cat Returns!"
"What are you talking about?" asked SDF.
As soon as Usagi removed the bandages, it revealed a moon-shaped crescent on its forehead.
"Whoa, a bald spot..." she remarked. In an instant, the cat leapt from her arms and landed atop a nearby car, on all four paws.
"Neko ninja!" Thunder Pony remarked.
Usagi looked on nervously...until the bell rang. "AAAAAGH! OH, NO, THAT'S THE BELL! I AM SO LATE!" she screamed, running off.
"Anybody notice how Usagi sounds a LOT like Maryke Hendrikse, who voiced Susan from Johnny Test and Gilda from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" asked Scrappy Doo Fan. "I can't be the only one who's noticed."
"Yeah, I can see that." Thunder Pony replied to him.
"Now that you mention it, that makes sense a little..." PerkyGoth14 agreed once she thought about it for a moment.
"LATE AGAIN!" the teacher yelled. And as a result, Usagi had to stand outside the classroom.
"No fair; it's not my fault if the other kids get to school on time..." Usagi whined.
"Like I said... This was trouble in The Cat Returns about saving a cat..." PerkyGoth14 muttered.
"Oh, I just got back from TV Tropes. I get what that means." SDF replied, as Usagi's stomach began to growl.
"And now I'm hungry, too..." she whined. Glancing around, she saw nobody, so she was about to tuck into her lunch before her teacher caught her.
"Miss Tsukino! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yelled, holding up a paper with a red "30%" on it. "THIS KIND OF ATTITUDE IS EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE FAILING!"
"30%?!" Usagi gaped.
"Damn...that's a lousy grade..." SDF commented.
"Ooh..." PerkyGoth14 and Thunder Pony cringed for Usagi's misfortune.
Usagi soon came outside to talk with her best friend.
"Gosh, you're unbelievable, Usagi," The other girl said to the blonde. "You seriously need to learn some self-control!"
"But I'm a growing girl!" Usagi defended. "You're my best friend, so you understand how I feel, right, Naru?"
The other girl seemed to hesitate somewhat.
"Hey, how'd ya end up doin' on yer test, Usagi?" asked a brown-haired kid with glasses.
"Hey, that guy sounds like Numbuh 2 of the Kids Next Door!" SDF remarked.
"Can't ya tell by her expression, Umino?" asked Naru. "Not that she's failed any worse than usual..."
"Well, don't feel too bad; I slacked off a little, so I only got a 95!" Umino replied, holding his paper up.
"Of course he did." PerkyGoth14 sweat-dropped.
Naru glared at him.
"Oh, well, it's just a test." Umino replied.
"What a jerk!" Naru glared.
"Oh, by the way, didja hear Sailor V made another appearance the other night?" Naru asked, trying to cheer Usagi up. "I heard she caught a jewel thief this time!"
"Wow, that's amazing!" Usagi beamed...before asking, "Who's Sailor V, anyway?"
"DON'T ACT IMPRESSED IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Naru yelled.
"That's what we call a poseur, folks." SDF explained.
"Sailor V is a crime-fighter in a sailor uniform that everybody's been talking about lately." Umino told Usagi.
"Exposition, Exposition, rush it out, ASAP~" PerkyGoth14 randomly sang.
"I love jewelry," Naru gushed. "I get why someone would wanna steal some of it!"
"Yeah, I'd SO love to have a diamond ring!" Usagi agreed.
"Alright, I'm gonna say it," Lionel replied, entering the episode. "*inhale* BORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!"
"Whaaat?" PerkyGoth14 and Thunder Pony asked as Lionel came into the episode.
"C'mon, you two might as well bring your OCs in, too." SDF shrugged.
"Uh... Well... About us being involved with Sailor Moon... That might be a bit tricky..." Thunder Pony smiled bashfully about the fan fiction series involving the anime: Sailor Moon.
"It's only gonna be once!" SDF replied.
PerkyGoth14 and Thunder Pony soon looked to each other.
Cherry and Atticus soon joined Lionel in their own school uniforms to blend in with the scenery.
"Don't worry, the next Sailor Moon crossover will be coming soon." PerkyGoth14 told the readers since she had done Promise of the Rose already.
"If we're lucky," SDF shrugged.
Lionel wolf-whistled at seeing Cherry in her new threads. "Awooo-gah! Aw-aw-AWOOOOO!" he howled.
Cherry just glanced stoically, wearing her sailor fuku without a care or opinion in the world as she looked as dark and dreary as ever.
"Some things never change, and sometimes I'm alright with that!" Lionel smirked.
"I don't get him sometimes." Cherry said to Atticus.
"Eh, I'm happy someone likes you for being you?" Atticus smiled supportively.
"Yeah, don't go changing who you are!" Lionel replied.
"I just remembered!" Naru gasped. "A sale started yesterday at our jewelry store! You wanna come with?"
"Of course I do!" Usagi gushed.
As the two girls continued talking about jewelry, Lionel then took another deep breath, and yelled "BOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!"
"What am I doing here?" Cherry muttered to herself.
Usagi and Naru glared to Lionel for ruining their moment.
"What? You two were yammering on about jewelry, so I merely interjected my opinion," Lionel replied casually. "And last I checked, I have the right to have an opinion!"
"Well, you didn't have to be rude about it!" Usagi pouted.
"Why couldn't this be The Cross Academy from Vampire Knight?" Cherry muttered to herself.
"Because I don't know what that is." Lionel replied.
"Me neither." Atticus added.
"Philistines." Cherry muttered to them.
Eventually, the scene changed to show someone.
"Queen Narissa!... I mean, Queen Beryl." PerkyGoth14 commented.
"I am NOT a person who cut off Samson's hair!" Scrappy Doo Fan replied. "Besides, I'm allowed to not know about every anime ever. Some just don't really interest me, like how you don't really have an interest in Dragon Ball Z."
"It's okay, I'm not holding it against you, I guess it's just shown how much I've grown as a person since I didn't like anime when I was younger..." PerkyGoth14 replied. "Does Kappa Mikey count?"
"Now THAT I have seen," SDF replied. "It was a nice show."
"Hm~... I dunno if that counts as real anime..." Thunder Pony replied. "Though the blue-haired guy is also Goku in Dragon Ball Z."
"Then I count it so your argument is invalid," PerkyGoth14 smirked to him. "I used to love that show as a youth."
"I think the bad guy is explaining her plan..." SDF commented.
PerkyGoth14 stuck her tongue out to Thunder Pony which just made him roll his eyes.
"Has the Legendary Silver Crystal been found yet?" Queen Beryl demanded.
"No!" The crowd replied.
"Our great ruler needs a massive amount of energy," Queen Beryl continued to speak. "Until we obtain the Silver Crystal, we'll have to make due by offering a human energy to our ruler instead."
"Ah yes, patented human-brand energy," SDF expained in a faux announcer voice. "Clean-burning, efficient, and never runs out!"
"Queen Beryl," A voice then spoke before a young blonde man appeared. "Please leave this duty to this Jadeite."
"Enter, a white-bread cookie-cutter." PerkyGoth14 commented.
"Five bucks says he gets replaced partway through the show's run." SDF replied.
"You're on." Thunder Pony replied.
"Boys... Go fig." PerkyGoth14 muttered in a Dot Warner fashion.
"My Monster Morga is preparing to gather human energy for the ruler." The blonde continued to Queen Beryl.
"I will leave it up to you, Jadeite." Queen Beryl replied.
"Yes, ma'am." The blonde nodded and smirked.
"Ooh, Morga. Zero for creativity." SDF retorted.
"Better than I probably would've come up with." PerkyGoth14 replied.
"It's still lame, though," SDF replied. "Now, back to our boring main character, and the not-as-boring-much-cooler secondary characters!"
The scene then goes over to the jewelry store.
"Hm... I guess I might as well check to see if I can find anything with an opal in it." Cherry said.
"Cool," Lionel replied. "We'll go with, mostly cuz we have nothing better to do."
"Yeah... Same... I might as well get something though since I'm here," Cherry replied. "I could buy something to wear the next time I go to the theater for a play or musical."
"Fancy!" Lionel remarked.
They soon came into the jewelry store.
"Man, it's as crowded as an Apple Family Reunion in there." Thunder Pony commented.
"Okay, I'm guessing that's another MLP reference," SDF replied. "I dropped off watching the show midway through Season 8 cuz I got bored...and cuz we don't have Discovery Family in our cable package anymore."
"That's okay, Scraps," PerkyGoth14 told him. "Thunder Pony's just being the classic Thunder Brony."
"I figured..." SDF shrugged.
Cherry wandered around with the boys following her as she looked to find anything with the gemstone known as opal which was also her birth stone. Lionel was mostly playing a video game on his portable gaming system to kill time.
"Wow, there are so many people here." Usagi commented.
"Thank you all for coming today!" A woman smiled as she used a megaphone. "Welcome! Welcome to our store! Please go ahead and try them on!"
"Mom's really getting into this." Naru muttered to herself.
"Isn't she though?" Lionel commented. "Oh, hell yeah, high score! Watch out, Wario, I'm comin' to beat your ass!"
Cherry soon puckered her lips as she glanced to a silver opal ring she was trying on, flexing her right hand.
"Somehow...this place gives me a strange feeling," Lionel commented. "Like...foreboding..."
Just then, Naru's mother approached Cherry. "How about this one? I have a feeling it'd look stunning on you!" she beamed, holding up a dark-blue opal ring.
"Oh... Uh... Wow... That does look kind of nice." Cherry had to admit.
Lionel glanced at it. "I dunno...this thing gives me bad vibes...REAL bad vibes."
"Like something bad is about to happen, but you're not sure what it is until it does?" Atticus asked him.
"Yeah, exactly!" Lionel nodded.
"I get that feeling a lot myself, and I think I'm having it too, buddy." Atticus said to him.
"Glad to know I'm not the only one..." Lionel sighed.
Cherry looked at her new ring, but it seemed to be flashing and sparkling like something was happening.
Lionel gasped. "I KNEW SOMETHING BAD WAS UP!" he yelled.
"Yep, I knew it too." Atticus agreed, though he sounded more calm and mature compared to Lionel's outburst.
Little did Cherry and many of the other girls know, their energy was being collected by Jadeite and Queen Beryl.
"How ya holding up, big C?" Lionel asked.
"Suddenly, I feel very tired..." Cherry muttered.
"Of course..." Lionel sighed. "The ring. Dispose of it now."
"But it compliments me..." Cherry replied.
"You didn't start feeling sleepy 'til you put it on, now TAKE IT OFF AND I WILL THROW IT!" Lionel replied, but he didn't bother waiting, instead Lionel wrenched the ring free and threw it into the back of the store.
"Hey!" Cherry yelped as that was a bit sudden.
"That ring was doing something to you! Feeding off your life-force like some kind of leech!" Lionel explained.
"Cherry, do you still remember who we are?" Atticus asked. "Who am I?"
Cherry hesitated before narrowing her eyes. "Jerk."
"She's fine." Atticus smiled out of relief.
"Oh, thank God!" Lionel beamed, hugging her. "We're gettin' outta here!"
"That's probably a good idea." Cherry replied.
They soon left just as Usagi and Naru also decided to leave.
"I don't trust that place..." Lionel groused. "There's something freaky about those jewels...and we have to find out what it is!"
"What're we gonna do?" Cherry glanced. "Look up the answer on the internet."
"Cherry, not everything can be solved with a WiFi hot-spot." Atticus sighed slightly.
"Exactly! We need to investigate!" Lionel replied.
"OH, STUPID TEST! I HATE YOU!" Usagi screamed, throwing her crumpled-up test paper over her shoulder.
"Maybe next time you should study." Atticus said to her.
"STAY OUTTA THIS!" Usagi hissed at him.
"Big guy makes sense," Lionel retorted. "You've got nobody to blame but yourself!"
"Hmph!" Usagi huffed as she walked off before seeing a black-haired boy which caught her eye instantly.
"Watch where you're throwing things, bun-head!" The boy snapped, before uncrumpling the paper. "30%? Looks to me like you better study harder, bun-head."
"Bun-Head." Cherry quietly snickered as that was kind of funny to her.
"You know he's right, you should study harder." Atticus had to agree, even if that boy wasn't exactly nice about it.
"True, true!" Lionel nodded.
"Stupid jerk in his purple, pleated pants..." Usagi growled. "What a weirdo..."
"Anyway, as we were..." Atticus said.
"Where can we find an answer though?" Cherry shrugged.
"Whao...they made Sailor V into a video game..." Usagi awed at an arcade poster. "Must be awesome to be Sailor V; she doesn't have any tests to worry about, and beating up those villains must feel super-awesome. Can't believe I hafta bring this stupid test home..."
"Sucks to be you." Cherry muttered.
"Cherry..." Atticus frowned.
And so, Usagi headed home. "Hey, I'm home..." she grinned nervously.
"You were sure late getting home today..." her mom commented. "Umino called and said you all got your tests back today."
"Really, hehehehe..." Usagi giggled. "Darn you, Umino..."
"Busted~" PerkyGoth14 sang.
"He said he got a 95." Ikuko smiled.
"Oh, really...? That's awesome..." Usagi giggled nervously.
"So, what did you get, Usagi?" Ikuko asked.
"I'll prepare the funeral arrangements." Scrappy Doo Fan replied.
"Well, I, er..." Usagi stammered.
"Can I see it?" asked Ikuko.
Finally, Usagi relented. "Okay..." she took out her test and handed it to her mom.
"Dun-dun-da-dun, dun-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunnnn!" sang SDF, doing the Funeral March.
PerkyGoth14 bobbed her head along to the funeral march as it almost sounded like a lullaby, to her anyway.
"USAGI!" Ikuko sounded outraged now.
"Yes...?" Usagi winced.
"How can you get a grade like this?!" Ikuko snapped to her daughter. "You don't deserve to be let in the house!"
"Whoa... She kicked her out." Thunder Pony commented.
"There's harsh, and then there's just straight-up evil." Lionel commented as he and the others passed by.
"When I failed my Math Test miserably, my mom bought me pizza to cheer me up." Cherry added.
"Your mom... Sounds awesome," Lionel commented.
Usagi sat outside, griping to herself, until her younger brother Shingo kicked her in the butt.
"Hey, what huge blunder did mom kick you out for this time?" he asked.
Usagi just looked at her little brother in annoyance.
"Wish I had a sister who wasn't a total loser!" he laughed as he went inside.
"That's it! Sailor V-kick-" Usagi moved to attack, but she ended up slamming her knee on the door. "OWEEEE! C'MON, MOM, LEMME INSIDE ALREADY!" she bawled.
Ikuko seemed to be trying to ignore her daughter.
"That's... Kinda cold." Atticus commented about Ikuko making Usagi stay outside just because she had a horrible grade.
"Well, this is Japan. They take grades super-seriously." Lionel replied.
Eventually, Usagi's mom relented and let her inside.
"Anyway, back to work we go!" Atticus proclaimed.
"I guess." Cherry shrugged.
Suddenly, the same cat from earlier snuck into Usagi's window, and the trio followed after it.
"Why are we following a cat?" Cherry asked.
"I feel that cat is not just any cat." Atticus replied.
"You said that about Sabrina's cat and look at how well that turned out." Cherry rolled her eyes in deadpan.
"Okay, Salem's kinda funny." Lionel replied as the cat stepped in front of the awakening Usagi.
"AAAAH! THE CAT WITH THE BALD SPOT!" she yelped.
"It's not a bald spot, quit being rude!" the cat retorted. "Usagi, my name is Luna, and you can't imagine how long I've been looking for you."
"Ooh..." Atticus and Cherry oohed as Luna talked directly to Usagi.
"Oh, but first, I must thank you," Luna then smiled while Usagi looked like she was going to have a nervous breakdown. "I appreciate you taking off the bandage for me. With it on, I can't talk, and it also dulls my sensory powers. I thought I was done for when those kids put it on, but because of that, it led me to you."
"Good night." Usagi muffled as she put her head down.
"Hey, this isn't some dream!" Luna yelled angrily. Then she smirked. "Alright, I'll prove it's real..." she leapt into the air, did a flip...and produced a golden brooch that fell onto the bed."A little gift from me to you," she winked.
"Whoa, it's so pretty!" Usagi gushed.
"Alright, now listen up," Luna explained.
"Looks like we got us an incoming exposition drop!" SDF exclaimed. "Brace yourselves!"
"First episodes are always weird." PerkyGoth14 added onto that.
"Usagi, right now, strange things are happening in Tokyo..." Luna tried to explain while Usagi gushed over her new brooch. "Usagi, listen! Like I said, strange things are happening in the city. Even the police can't handle what's going on. An enemy has appeared! Usagi, you are the one who can defeat this enemy! You are the chosen guardian. And your other mission is to find the princess with the other guardians."
"Wow, that's so cool!" Usagi gushed.
"I think you've chosen the wrong person for the job..." Lionel commented.
"You don't believe a word I'm saying, do you?" Luna sighed.
"Oh, sure, of course I believe you!" Usagi nodded, not believing a word she said.
"Look, just repeat after me: Moon Prism Power, make-up!" Luna explained.
"Right!" Usagi saluted. "Moon Prism Power: Make-Up!" she repeated, and her transformation began.
"Here we go." Atticus smiled.
"Hope no one gets seizures." PerkyGoth14 commented from the flashing lights as Usagi became Sailor Moon for the first time.
"Or nosebleeds," SDF added, as the transformation continued. "I kinda wish we had a fast-forward remote to skip through this."
"Don't worry, it'll be over soon." Thunder Pony reassured.
Usagi was soon completely transformed as the theme music played for her as she was now Sailor Moon.
"No way, what on earth?!" The blonde girl then suddenly yelped. "I've transformed! What's going on? What's this about? Please tell me!"
There were then cries for help that Usagi could then hear.
"What's going on?" Usagi asked.
"Do you finally believe me?" Luna replied.
"I don't know what's going on, but Naru seems to be in trouble." Usagi said.
"Then let's go save her!" Lionel retorted. "Maybe then we'll get some answers!"
"Gah!" Usagi yelped as that startled her.
Meanwhile, Naru was on the brink of being strangled.
"Stop right there!" Usagi announced, and Morga twisted her neck halfway around.
"Ugh...nasty." Lionel gagged.
"I can take her on!" Cherry smirked cockily. "Her and what army?"
The patrons of the jewelry store stood up, their eyes blank.
"Looks like we're in for the granddaddy of all throwdowns!" Lionel cracked his knuckles.
"Transformation time!" Atticus suggested.
"Okay, but let's just fast-forward through it to save time!" Lionel replied.
"Aww..." Atticus pouted.
"Skip." Cherry agreed with Lionel.
SDF pulled out a remote and fast-forwarded through the transformation sequence.
"Alright then...let's take out the monster and knock-out her pawns!" Bat-Mite announced.
"Attack them all!" Morga demanded, and the hypnotized people stood up and lunged at them.
"Oh,no!" Usagi whimpered. "Whaddo I do now?"
"You hafta fight back!" Luna explained.
"I can't...I don't wanna fight, I'm too scared!" Usagi cried. "How did I get myself into this? I WANNA GO HOME!" she sobbed.
"What were you THINIKNG choosing her?" Bat-Mite grumbled.
"Now, now, let's try to be supportive." Sayiaman said to Bat-Mite.
"Kinda hard to be since she's really lousy at her job," Bat-Mite replied. "What was that foolish feline thinking, choosing an untrained teenager to become a hero? She didn't know what she was getting herself into, unlike ourselves!"
"Now to finish you all off!" Morga growled, lunging at Sailor Moon, claws at the ready.
Usagi cried out in terror as the monster lunged.
"Yeah, well, it's not like anyone's born perfect, not even LG." Sayiaman told Bat-Mite as he went to help Usagi.
"Why? Why is this happening to me?!" Usagi cried.
"Look, Usagi, I know you're scared, but you must believe you can do it." Sayiaman coached.
Suddenly, a rose landed nearby like an arrow. Morga turned around in its direction. "Who are YOU?" she growled.
In the window, there was a man with black hair, a top hat, a suit, and a cape. "I am known as Tuxedo Mask," he explained. "Sailor Moon, you must remember crying isn't going to solve your problems."
"I know, but I can't help it!" Usagi whimpered as she cried even louder...but her hair decals managed to amplify it, causing the hypnotized people to fall unconscious and Morga to lose her concentration.
"Now's your chance!" Luna yelled. "Throw your tiara at her and shout, Moon Tiara Action!"
"Why do I have to do that?" Usagi asked.
"JUST DO IT!" Lady Gothika yelled in a Lisa Simpson fashion.
"Okay..." Usagi replied, taking her tiara and rearing back. "Moon Tiara Action...!" She yelled as she threw it, and it struck Morga, turning her to ashes.
"Good!" Sayiaman smiled.
"And of course it works... With three minutes left in the episode." PerkyGoth14 commented.
"No way!" Usagi gasped at what she had done.
Meanwhile, Jadeite looked a bit peeved. "Morga... You failed me... You fool."
"You know how Usagi was crying like a toddler earlier?" asked Scrappy Doo Fan. "Well, it happens A LOT in this series. She cries and gets scared a LOT. The old theme says she'll never turn her back on her friends and that she'll never run from a real fight, but she will. She's a total coward AND a deserter."
"Hm~..." PerkyGoth14 hummed about that.
"Let's just end this segment already-I'm already tired of this anime." SDF continued.
"Persistent, isn't he?" Thunder Pony muttered.
"Yeah... Totally..." PerkyGoth14 replied.
Eventually, the next day at school was shown with the girls talking about 'a strange dream' they all shared.
"Yeah, strange dream..." Lionel snorted. "If they knew what REALLY happened, their brains would collapse!"
"Please, guys; I'm so tired, okay?" Usagi groaned, putting her head on her desk. "Just lemme sleep! Nighty-night..." and just like that, she dozed off.
"Annnd it's over. Thank God for that." Scrappy Doo Fan sighed in relief.
"For someone who was eager to review this, you sure are anxious to get it done." PerkyGoth14 commented.
"I just wanna get to the main event!" SDF replied. "And the reason why we're all here! Besides, I hadn't watched Sailor Moon in a few years...and I forgot how unbearable it was..." he then added.
PerkyGoth14 and Thunder Pony shrugged to each other.
"And now, our feature presentation." Thunder Pony said in an old-time announcer voice.
Music began to play before the screen changed to show an adventure story for Disney's Pinocchio.