This is an AU where Jaune is a Joestar. Also it's highschool. No stands, no semblances. Just plain old bizarre adventure.

Disclaimer: JoJo's and RWBY does not belong to me.

As he sat on to the side of the cafeteria waiting for his cousin, he watched the girl of his dreams from a distance.

The blonde sighed as he ate in silence.

Jaune always considered himself a loser. Alone at lunch, bullied by Cardin and his friends, and Weiss Schnee won't even take one glance to his direction.

He recieved a message, he hurriedly whipped out his phone and checked. His friend, Lie Ren was hosting a halloween party next week, everyone is invited. It always weirded him out how such a quiet boy host such large parties.

He rolled his eyes as he recieved a message from Nora.

Nora: Totally your chance to hit on her, tiger.

"Whoops! Butter fingers!" the nasally retarded voice of Cardine entered his ears as the larger boy slapped his hand, causing his phone to fall to his soup.

Jaune closed his hand to form a fists, but he knows he would just end up being stuffed in a locker if he tried standing up. Now everyone's eyes are on them, how humiliating.

"Maybe you should see a therapist about your masturbating problem!" Cardin taunted as everyone laughed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL OF YOU ARE TOO DAMN NOISY!" he heard Jotaro's booming voice from the door.

The hardass entered alone, causing everyone to tense up in fear.

Jotaro walked up to his cousin's table and glared at Cardin.

The bully sweated bricks, the last time he fought this cap wearing Joestar, he ended up confined in a hospital for a month.

"H-Hey..! I was just looking out for Jauney boy over here..." he said nervously.

"Just get the hell out of here, you jackass." the man huffed as he sat down in front of Jaune and lit a cigarette.

The fire alarm rang as smoke entered the vents, causing panic.

"Give me a damn break."

"J-Jotaro, maybe you shouldn't smoke here..." his cousin said.

The door bursted open.

"Mr. Joestar! This is the second time this week!" Head teacher Glynda Goodwitch angrily yelled.

Later that day.

As school came to an end, the two waited to be fetched.

A car obnoxiously drifted in front of them and revved up it's engine. Jotaro shook his head as he got in the front. Jaune sat in the backseat.

"Yo, kids! How's school?"

"Shut up, Joseph. You're just 2 years older than us." Jotaro tugged his cap as his big brother laughed.

"Hey, I'm officially an adult! Look at me doing grown up things! WEEEEEEE!" Joseph grinned as he playfully steered the car left and right. Jotaro facepalmed while Jaune laughed.

"I'll just ask Jaune over here since you're too uptight for someone who acts tough." he changed his gear.

"Tch." Jotaro focused on his phone.

"Oh umm, nothing interesting..." the blonde boy shrugged.

"That Cardin dickhead still on your case?"

"Yeah... But Jotaro took care of it, and got into trouble as usual." Jaune shyly said as he stared at the window.

"How many weeks do you think he is going to be at the hospital this time, Jota?" he nudged his younger brother.

"I didn't do anything violent, I told him to shut up and smoked inside the cafeteria. They let me off with a warning. And stop calling me that goddamn name." Jotaro snarled, irritated.

"Sheesh, did something died inside your ass, Mr. Clint Emo-wood?"

"Shut up."

"CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN!" Joseph mocked and laughed as Jotaro punched his shoulder. Jaune laughed as well, enjoying the banter.

"Oi, Jaune."

"Yeah?"

"Ren said he is throwing a party next week. You coming?" the hardass said as he rolled the windows down to let a smoke.

"I'll... Think about it."

"Oh look, he also said bring a date."

"I won't go."

"Haaaaah?" Joseph interrupted.

"Come on Jauney, you should totally go. You're just gonna sit around all day and fap to hentai again like last halloween." the brunette said, trying to persuade him. "Y-You didn't know that!" the blonde defensively replied.

"I do, because you stole MY collection, you freaking klepto!" Joseph said.

"Your next line is: B-But how..? Right?"

Jaune shrank in embarrassment, he curled up in the backseat.

"B-But how?" he gasped as he totally fell for his cousin's magic trick again.

"Jotaro told me."

Upon reaching Jaune's apartment, they bid him farewell as they drove away.

"Drop by this weekend, suckeeeeeer!" Joseph said as he zoomed away.

Jaune shook his head as he adjusted his backpack and entered the building.

Upon reaching his room, he lazily lied down on the bed as he tossed his bag away. "I'll just ask Pyrrha... She always know what to do." he smiled as he sent her a text.

Jaune: Hi.

Their friendship was an odd one. Pyrrha was one of the most popular student in school. The school's fencing champion, president of the student council, grade A overachiever. In contrast to him who is pretty much the opposite.

He thought of himself as an extremely lucky outcast because for some reason, she was so nice to him.

Gee, I wonder why?

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune nervously texted her like a kid trying to hold his shit in.

Jaune: I... Need to ask someone out and I need your help.

Pyrrha: Who?

"Wow, that was almost instant..." he mused, Pyrrha was certainly the best, she is always there to help.

Jaune: Weiss.

Jaune waited for almost half an hour. She suddenly went away. He wonders why, did he say something wrong? He carefully reread his messages.

He gasped as he realized...

He sent 13 words.

Meanwhile in the Joestar household

Jonathan sighed as he used the vacuum to clean the carpet. Joseph is such a pain sometimes.

"So, Joseph. You failed another job interview?" he asked as the brunette munched on his Doritos.

"Yeah."

"How? Why?" the bigger Joestar asked.

Flashback

Joseph sat down rather coolly at the chair as he read the interviewer's name.

'Arthur Watts'

The man glared at his informal behavior. But he composed himself and cleared his throat.

"Mr. Joseph Joestar. What made you interested in to working for us?"

"Money. You idiot. Why else would I wanna work for you?"

"Excuse me?"

"You're excused."

"Mr. Joestar, I'm afraid you are being unprofessional right now." Arthur warned.

"Alright, my bad. Next question." Joseph shrugged. Arthur wrote something in his notes as he looked at Joseph's resume. "What are your weaknesses?"

Joseph pondered a bit before enumerating his weaknesses.

"Fire, gun, knives, anything that can kill me, really."

"That is NOT what I meant." the older man angrily said.

"Oh finefinefine, next question."

Arthur Watts was fuming, but he took a deep breath and calmed himself down. "... Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Joseph smiled proudly and replied as honest as he can get.

"Hopefully, not still in this shit hole."

Flashback ends.

"Okay, okay, enough!" Jonathan interrupted him. "Geez, Joseph, you're so rude." he said as he continued cleaning the living room like the responsible older brother he is.

"Hey, you always told me people would appreciate my honesty, bro." the younger Joestar.

"Yeah! Well... Ughh!" Jonathan facepalmed, can't find the words how to express his frustration. His phone vibrated from his pocket, so he picked it up.

Jaune: Heyyyy Jonathan... I need your help picking up girls.

Well if you liked it, just tell me and I'll continue.

Not enough JoJo and RWBY crossovers. Must. Make. More. WRYYY.