Brawl
Charmeleon vs. Wartortle

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As with so many fights, this one started with a few well-chosen words.

"Charmander!" (Your mom!)

Or not so well chosen.

"Squirt, Squirtle!" (No, Your mom!)

Oh boy.

"Char!" (Growl!)

"Squirtle." (Tail whip.)

Then the dirty old man showed up, "Here, have some candy!"

"Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom"

*EVOLUTION*

Congratulations, your petty Bitch-fest was evolved into a full-on Brawl.

Charmeleon vs. Wartortle

!FIGHT!

The Charmeleon led with a vicious flurry of 'Scratch' attacks.

"Char!" (Eat it shell-back.)

The Wartortle responded by tanking the hits from inside his shell with 'Withdraw'.

"Wartortle!" (I love being a turtle.)

Hardly discouraged, the Charmeleon continued its assault, scratching furiously against the sturdy defense.

"Char!" (How ya like that!)

"War, tortle" (Meh, it'll buff right out.)

Making no discernable progress with its assault the Charmeleon snatched up its opponent and gave him a toss.

"Charmeleon" ('Rapid spin'.)

The sturdy water Pokémon rapidly pinballed off the walls.

"Wartortle Warrrrrrrrr!" (I don't know that moooooooooooove!)

Waiting till it came back his direction the Charmeleon slammed the spinning shell with its tail, sending it flipping into the air.

"Charmeleon" (And it's a pop fly.)

"Wartortle?" (How does Gamera do this all the time?)

With his opponent wide open the Charmeleon released a furious 'Dragon Rage'. Sensing he was in danger the Wartortle tried to figure out which way was down before firing off a 'Water gun'.

The two attacks collided and, given their opposing natures, devolved into a cloud of steam, one with enough concussive force to send the air born Pokémon sailing across the room for a magnificent crash landing.

Judges score?

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"Wartortle!" (I was robbed!)

Spun, smacked, and possibly concussed the sturdy water Pokémon staggered to his feet and looked for his adversary who was closer than he expected.

"Char!" (Boo!)

The Wartortle stumbled back but not far enough to avoid being caught in the 'Smokescreen'.

"War, war, tortle!" (Cough, cough, don't you know smoking's bad for you!)

"Charmeleon." (Worse for you.)

The fearsome fire Pokémon surged forward ready to end the fight with its deadly claws. A fortunate stumble saved the dazed turtle Pokémon and his mouth opened wide just as something was forcibly shoved into it.

On instinct its mouth slammed shut.

"Charrrrrrrrr!" (Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiitch!)

Right on the Charmeleon's tail.

Realizing what had happened the Wartortle clenched its jaw and held on for dear life as the Charmeleon began to thrash about wildly, trying to dislodge him.

"Char! Char! Charmeleon!" (Leggo! Leggo! Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bite.)

"War!" (No!)

In a fit of pique, the Charmeleon began spinning around and around. The Wartortle held on as the Charmeleon picked up speed but it could feel its grip slipping.

"Charmeleon!" (Let go!)

"War!" (Never!)

The Wartortle's declaration was empty bravado and he was almost sliding onto the fire at the end when the Charmeleon completed his round the world trick with a powerful upward swing.

"Charmeleon!" (Get off!)

Jaw exhausted and no more tail to grasp the Wartortle went flying into the air.

The Charmeleon paid it no mind and bent to examine its poor abused tail. Never noticing when the Wartortle stopped its upward climb, oblivious to its accelerating descent. It never would have known what hit it if not for a single declaration.

"Wartortle!" (Superman!)

The collision was so powerful it created its own dust cloud and when it cleared the Wartortle stood over the swirly eyed Charmeleon.

"Wartortle, War Wartortle!" (Now as I was saying, your mom!)

*Winner*

*Wartortle*