THAT'S IT TAILS I'M GONNA SAY IT, I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY IT! screamed sonic. Sonic no, you can't say it without the n-word pass, that's racist! retorted Tails. suddenly Cream pops out and yells "Sonic don't do it!" She then fades out of existence for plot convenience. "HEY! FUCK YOU! YOU CAN'T JUST FADE ME OUT OF EXISTENCE" Shut up cream! "NO! FUCK YOU!" NO, Fuck you! "YOU'RE A BITCH!" Goddamnit! fuckin'... she fades back into existence and Tails shoots her *bang* Nobody gives a shit. back to the plot! "I can say whatever I want Tails! This is America!"(childish gambino plays in the background) Shadow teleports in. "Bitch, you can't say the n-word, you're not black, and you don't have an n-word pass." Shadow stated. Can I have one than, Shadow?" asked sonic. "No" replied shadow. "I'm saying it anyway! NI-" started sonic but he was cut off by shadow. "Sonic, listen if you say that word you won't like what happens next." with that Shadow faded away. "NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!" shouted Sonic. "Sonic, NO!" yelled tails, as Sonic stood from his chair, gathered his courage and yelled at the top of his lungs. "NI-"

An anthropomorphic blue hedgehog was found raped and murdered this morning, the three black men who did it said it was in self-defense. They claim he had said the n-word without being black or having an n-word pass. They were found not guilty this afternoon. I'm convenient exposition newsman and this is news.