best of wives and best of women

a Katekyo Hitman Reborn fanfiction

Genderbend Sawada Tsunayoshi

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR

Warnings: grammar errors, typos

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAIN PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE

Never a day gone by without Iemitsu bringing up his darling wife Nana at least once.

The members of CEDEF is used to this. They chalked it up as one the many eccentricities of their boss that they learn to live with. Lal Mirch always tell off Iemitsu for mentioning his wife in such cavalier manner. He put his wife in danger every time he open his mouth. Vongola have no shortage of enemies.

Iemitsu told the military woman not to worry. He always return to Japan at the end of every month. With every visit he update the security system in the Sawada household, deal with every potential threat in the area and many other things. Everything to keep Nana safe in his absence. In fact, it is one of the terms Iemitsu laid out to the Ninth before he became the official head of CEDEF.

His disciple Basil think it's amazing of Iemitsu to find balance between work and family. Then again, Iemitsu can do no wrong in the boy's eyes.

If someone were to ask her of Iemitsu's sole redeeming trait, Lal Mirch will probably say it's his devotion to Nana.

Men in power all too often believe that they will get away with anything. And they do. Even if they get caught. Mafia bosses having mistresses is nothing new in the underworld. Iemitsu has never once, to Lal Mirch's knowledge, cheat on his wife. He is faithful to Nana.

Which is undoubtedly a good thing. Iemitsu already keep her in the dark of the nature of his actual job. It will be laughably easy to date or even marry another woman behind her back, yet he didn't. You don't see that kind of devotion every day. Not in their line of work. Loyalty to the Famiglia is one thing. Marriage is a different thing all together.

They can certainly do without Iemitsu's constant need to praise his wife but they let him, for the most part.

It's sickeningly sweet, their love story, but it also give the rest of the CEDEF hope that they too can attain this kind of happiness.

Lal Mirch has given up on that. Doesn't mean that others have to be alone as well just because she doesn't end up with Colonello. In fact, she is glad that at least someone got their happy ending, even though the way Iemitsu would gush over Nana make her gag.

"Nothing beats your cooking," Iemitsu sigh dreamily. "I'm so lucky to have you as my wife."

Nana toss her head, rich brown locks falling over her shoulder, and giggle, "It's the opposite. I'm lucky to have you as my husband."

Her words make his smile wider. "No, I'm convinced that I'm the lucky one here. What else could explain how I got an angel like you as my wife?"

Nana blushes prettily from his praise. "I'm not an angel."

'No, you're a goddess,' Iemitsu thought dreamily as he watch Nana gather the dirty dishes. He can watch her all day without getting bored. Even something as mundane as washing the dishes is enough to make him fall in love with her a little more.

"I'm going to take a walk after this," He tells her, "I want to see if there's anything new in town. Wait for me here."

Nana smiles and say yes.

While Nana stay at home, Iemitsu hit the streets. He checked his intels, investigate possible threats and take care of it in a manner he believe appropriate. Anything to keep his darling Nana safe. Iemitsu is unable to bear living Nana without knowing with absolute certainty that she is safe at home.

There are times when Nana get curious, but he always careful not to say or do anything that might shock her. Nana doesn't do well with any sort of changes in her daily routine. She has a delicate constitution. It force her to stay inside most of the time. An arrangement that bring Iemitsu relief rather than sadness. It is better for Nana to stay inside, where she is away from prying eyes. Nana can be flighty. He doesn't want to risk it.

Iemitsu return home with dirty boots and call out for his wife. He hear frantic steps from the second floor and Nana appear at the top of stairs.

"Anata, welcome home,"Nana says, a little out of breath from her hurry, "I'll prepare dinner right away."

"Thank you, dear. I'm famished! The exercise took longer than I expected!" It's not exactly a lie. The trash Iemitsu had disposed of earlier made him run for quite a bit. He is careful not to get blood on his jumpsuit because even his trusting Nana will find it odd. "And now I'm thirsty as well. Can you bring me sake while you're at it?"

Nana smiles and say yes.

"Nana~" Iemitsu purred as he hold his wife close. Nana turn her head so she can look at him and smiles. "I've been thinking…," He paused for a dramatic effect. "Maybe it's time for us to try."

Nana blinks. "Try what?" Her voice is weak. She must be anxious if this is going to change her established routine.

It is.

"You know… Children. We've been married for years now. It would be weird if we don't have one after all this time."

Nana turn pale. He can see the worry in her eyes. A child is a massive change.

"I think we're ready," Iemitsu presses on. "I will ask my boss to let me stay in Japan for two- no- three years. Three years! Can you imagine, Nana?"

"I don't know…"

"I'm afraid I have to leave you and the child or children for weeks after three years pass. But I'll make sure that I'll go home every month like I do now. You won't be alone."

She shifts uncomfortably. "Anata… I… Can I think about it? This is so sudden…"

"Of course," Iemitsu said gently. "We'll talk about it again in future."

They go to sleep after that. Nana turn to her side, her back facing him. She stayed like that until morning.

Iemitsu try to bring up the subject again the next day. He is in the living room watching TV. Nana is vacuuming The diaper advertisement feature an adorable, giggling baby.

Iemitsu points at the screen. "I bet our baby will be even cuter."

His casual comment surprise his wife so much that she trip over the vacuum cleaner.

Iemitsu hurried to his wife's side. "Nana, are you okay?" He reach out but Nana hold up a hand.

"I'm fine… I'm fine… Just surprised, that's all." She pick herself up and went upstairs.

Iemitsu turn off the vacuum cleaner and put it away. He'll broach the subject another time. Today is not a good day. He doesn't want to upset Nana too much.

Nana sleep with her back facing him again that night.

It always pain Iemitsu whenever he has to leave Namimori for Italy. Nana will be all alone until his next visit. His wife understand of course. Iemitsu is a man of adventure, a new land awaits him, waiting for him to discover the oil underneath.

Nana can take care of herself but Iemitsu still worry. She doesn't have him to protect her when he's in Italy. Iemitsu wish he could bring her with him but it will put Nana in danger. Not to mention she will have a bad reaction. The mafia is not a suitable place for a fragile, soft thing like Nana. His wife must never find out the truth.

"Wait for me, my dear," Iemitsu murmurs into her ear. His Flame singing. "Don't stay outside for too long now. It's dangerous."

He knows that their neighbours look down on them. Poor Nana bear the brunt of it when Iemitsu isn't around. The only friend she has is the dog who live around the corner. She would visit everyday. Her small size make it easy for her to squeeze through the gate. Nana always have treats ready for this furry visitor. The dog hates Iemitsu though. She always growl when he's near.

Despite the ostracisation she face, his wife don't let it get to her. That is another thing that draws him to her, her steadfastness. Still, hearing unkind words too many times will get to her sooner or later. It's better for Nana to stay inside, where no one's words will upset her.

Nana smiles and say yes.

Basil is always eager for souvenirs and stories when Iemitsu return from Japan. He is such a good kid. Iemitsu imagine that Basil is the child he and Nana never get to have. Well, he plan to remedy that soon.

His disciple asked about Nana, a favourite topic of his.

"Your wife is like the yamato nadeshiko I read so much," Basil commented after Iemitsu told him how Nana keep strong despite the judgemental looks their neighbours give her. How she stick to her man no matter what.

Iemitsu smiled at the praise, "She fits the bill, doesn't she?"

"I know it is rude of me but I have to ask," Basil start to play with his thumbs. "What is thy secret of keeping a harmonious relationship with thy wife, shishou?"

Iemitsu grinned and slap his disciple on the back. "Young man, did someone catches your eye?"

"No!" Basil stammers when Iemitsu raise an eyebrow. "I-Yes. But we didn't speak often. I don't know if she likes me back… But I think I got a chance!"

Oh, Iemitsu got to hear this. His little disciple is all grown up now.

"But between work and training… I don't know if I have the time to date. But, shishou… Your marriage is still going strong despite the workload and distance. You and your wife are the ideal couple."

"That's not true," Iemitsu shakes his head. "We had our share of grievances in the past."

Basil's jaw drop in surprise. "No!"

"Yes," Iemitsu nodded. "Nana and I went through a rough patch in the past."

It was fairly recent actually. A year ago, to be exact. In a moment of weakness, a lonely Nana invited a younger man inside the house. Nothing happened. Nana had second thoughts in the last second.

Iemitsu found out because he installed cameras inside the house. He confronted her about it. It led to an ugly fight. Nana said things that she didn't mean and he raised his voice. Not his best moment, admittedly. Nana cried so hard. He had no choice but resort to Flames to calm her down.

They made up after that. Nana promise not to do anything so stupid again. It would be a lie if Iemitsu say he isn't disappointed in her. But he's not exactly blameless either. Nana was so lonely that she decided to take solace in another man's arms.

Iemitsu can admit it because it's Basil. Basil is not a Threat.

"Are you two… good now?" His disciple asked. Obviously hesitant if he should continue his questions or stop right there.

Iemitsu is not angry. Basil is concerned for his happiness. "Yes, we're good now. In fact, we're trying for a baby at the moment."

His disciple gasped at that and launch a thousand more questions.

Nana hasn't agree to it yet, but she always say yes in the end. Iemitsu is patient. Nana always listen to him.

Word spread around the building that Iemitsu and his wife are trying for a baby. His disciple has such loose mouth. Well, Iemitsu didn't exactly say that it's a secret. So no harm done.

Many of his married staff who have children gave him tips. Iemitsu wrote them down. He is eager to try all of them. He even made a trip to Vongola's medical unit to get himself checked. Long story short, his swimmers will get the job done. Now he only need Nana to go see an obstetrician. It's not considered too soon if he look for nursery equipments now, right?

Word that he's going to try for a baby eventually reach Nono's ears. He wish Iemitsu good luck with his endeavour. Poor Nono. All his sons have been compromised. They have yet to find definite proof that Federico is dead. For now he is listed to be MIA. Iemitsu won't hold his breath though.

Iemitsu was actually scared for a second there that Nono will take it badly. But the old man is happy for him. He can't wait to meet his grandchild or grandchildren. Well, grand nephew or niece is the more accurate term but why sweat over small details?

Still, Nono's expectation add to the pressure. There's the issue of successor and everything. But Iemitsu is good under pressure. He perform better when he's under pressure actually.

Hm… Maybe they should try for two instead. One kid for Vongola and one to keep Nana company.

It's fine and dandy if Iemitsu want to bring little Iemitsus to the world but Vongola can't wait that long. Personally, Reborn think the world will be better off if Iemitsu don't leave behind any progeny. Alas, they can't have everything.

A succession crisis cannot be avoided after two of Nono's sons kicked the bucket. That leaves them with a vengeful bastard trapped in block of ice and a legitimate son currently missing.

So Nono send Reborn to Namimori behind Iemitsu's back. The head of CEDEF have no idea that Reborn is here in his hometown.

Since he arrived earlier that predicted, Reborn head to Namimori to investigate.

He don't like what he found.

He head down to the Sawada residence next.

He was welcomed by Iemitsu's wife, Sawada Nana.

It takes less than five minutes talking with Nana before Reborn reach for the phone and scream at Shamal to go to Japan immediately.

It took Shamal six hours for him to get to Namimori. Reborn texted him the address, told him to invite himself in.

Shamal did exactly that. He found Reborn in the living room with a beautiful Japanese lady.

She notice Shamal standing there and smile. "Oh, are you another co worker of my husband?" Husband? This lovely creature is Iemitsu's wife? Is this some kind of cosmic joke? How in the world did Iemitsu managed get her to say yes? Without waiting for his answer, she stand up. "Hold on, let me get you tea!" The lovely lady left to the kitchen. The second she step out of the room, Reborn let loose his killing intent.

"Reborn, what on Earth is going on? You better give me a good reason to come here. I was having fun with this lovely Korean lady-"

"Did you notice anything?"

"Aside from your killing intent? No. Reborn, why am I here?"

"I want you to give her an thorough examination. No funny business. I mean it, Shamal."

Shamal frowned. "Who? Iemitsu's wife? What's wrong with her?"

"That's not his wife," Reborn hissed, "That's Iemitsu's daughter, Sawada Tsuguna."

aka how to make Iemitsu ten times creepier than he actually is in canon.

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