Ghost Busters!
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Ghost Busters!
Chapter3: The Good The Bad & The Blond
Saturday 10 PM
Mai had gone home to her boyfriend no doubt while the others huddled around a small TV that was so old you could hear it trying to wheeze as if it was an old man trying to walk one mile down the road. Malik was sprawled out on the floor looking up at the TV while Ryou and Yugi sat on the battered mass of cushions and springs that passed as a sofa, once, ok maybe in the 60's. Maybe..
The movie in which all three boys had been totally engrossed with was in fact the 1969 version of 'Thir13teen Ghosts' Malik had found the video in the basement only a few days ago but they had all been rather rushed of their asses to watch it.
"I hate black and white movies" Malik pouted as he rested his chin in the palm of his hands.
"How can you tell its black and white? It's SO old" Ryou rolled his eyes wincing at the pain caused with an oddly positioned spring.
Yugi sighed as the two got into one of their normal bitch fights in which Ryou would try side step with his politeness while Malik raged and tackled the situation with as much grace as a sex deprived lesbian on PMT.
The room rang.
No one cared.
It rang again.
Ryou frowned.
Again..
Yugi twitched.
AND again.
Malik gave it the evil eye.
It stopped.
All sighed in relief.
It rang again..
Malik growled and stomped over to the plastic object that seemed to be mocking him. He picked it up and put his hand on his hip.
"WHAT?" He snapped.
"Yeah. so?.. ok, ok.. uh huh. don't cry about it! You have ANY idea what the time is or is a clock to much of a novelty in you're wonderful mansion?"
Ryou and Yugi gave each other the look that they both understood. It was the 'NEVER let him drink coffee at 10 a sodding clock at night'. A phone being slammed and a cuss to end all cusses woke them from their shared 'Coffee + Malik = doom' glance.
"We have a job to do" He said dryly.
"Where?" Yugi asked standing up and stretching almost smacking his white haired friend in the face.
"Just down the street, I hope some one tries to mug me I'm in the mood to kill someone" Malik grumbled and walked to the hole in the floor.
Ryou could remember the last time that some poor soul had tried to rob Malik. It resulted in Malik chasing the guy down the street screaming about phone bills and other such pointless facts that just pissed the blond off.
The hole in floor had a pole going through it, since they we're after all living in an old fire station and this was a great way to get from upstairs to downstairs fast. Malik gripped the pole and slid down followed by Yugi then Ryou. Yugi and Malik smirked as Ryou landed on his ass again.
"Still now used to that whity?" Malik chuckled.
Ryou simply pouted as the tri-haired teen helped him up.
The walk would have been short if our beloved blond with the bad sense of direction had taken down the address properly. When they did get there (thankfully no mugger dared to cross the hyper and evil blond) they realised that it was infact not a museum like they had expected but a store of old 'Egyptian' trinkets.
"Ooooooh shiny!" Malik beamed and pressed his face to the glass as he admired all the rare gold trinkets.
Yugi and Ryou also looked closely but refrained from sticking their faces so close to the window that it would leave a nose print. The shopkeeper walked out the door and blinked at the three, mostly the one with his face smushed against the class.
"May I help you?" He asked.
"Um yes we are the ghost busters you asked for" Yugi bowed his head politely while Ryou peeled Malik off of the once clean glass.
"Ah yes!"
The storekeeper looked to be around 17, he had shoulder length black hair and blue bangs. His skin was tanned like Maliks and he had the sennon eye tattooed on the top of his arm, which was clear from the short black T- shirt he was wearing.
"Come in" The boy gestured.
It took all of Yugi and Ryou's power to stop Malik from running away to glomp the biggest thing that was shiny which always seemed to be the most breakable and unMalik proof. The boy took them to backroom and told them about the trouble he had been happening with a spirit.
"You've tried talking to it you say?" Ryou blinked.
"Yes"
"And what did it say?" Yugi was now even more interested in what the black haired teen had to say.
"It told me to.. 'Go fuck a camel'" The teen sighed.
"Oooooh" Malik beamed as they entered the backroom and saw a golden rod.
"Just like mine!" He beamed.
"It's an object called the 'Millennium Rod'"
"Sorry to seem rude but how do you know?" Yugi raised an eyebrow.
"The oh so lovely and 'graceful' spirit informed me, by the way my name is Thirteen" Thirteen nodded.
"I'm getting a feeling our ghost is near" Ryou stated as the Millennium ring glowed a little.
"I can feel it too" Yugi closed his eyes and tried to get a good reading.
"Ah to hell with all this crap lets just go get the creep!" Malik grumbled.
Thirteen shook his head and left the ghost busters to work. They looked around the room and saw the door they had come through and another door that leaded to the storeroom so Thirteen had said. Malik rolled his eyes as Ryou and Yugi started being all 'Ghost feeling'.
They all turned and stared at the closed door as they heard taps on it and cutting noises. Ryou's eyes widened as he picked up a large reading. Yugi backed away a little not liking the feeling of the ghoul that was held behind the door.
Ryou and Yugi looked at each other then to Malik who stood in front of the door.
"Pff you two are wimps! Oh no a bigger scary sprit that looks like me! Boo hoo!" Malik laughed and opened the door where a spirit looking like him stood smiling sweetly and waved his hand gently.
Malik promptly screamed like a little girl and shoved Ryou in front of him. The spirit burst into laugher as he held his hand out. All three watched the double of Malik's rod float towards Malik's double.
"So the unlucky number showed you here hmm?" He snorted.
"Great instead of ONE annoying little shit I have to now put up with FOUR! Then again I have always liked to subtract."
As the three knew already from Malik's other use of the rod (using it to cut vegetables) it could be a very dangerous thing, and a crazed blond spirit with a liking to sharp things began to swing the rod around. Ryou eeped as the sprit slashed the rod just above his head and watched in horror as a few blades of silver hair fell onto the floor. "I must have scared you so much that your hair lost its colour!" He laughed.
"Hay jerk! No one and I mean NO one apart from ME is allowed to insult the pansy over there!" Malik hissed getting defensive of his so called 'birth right' to piss Ryou off.
The ghost blinked while Yugi slapped his own forehead and started the endless chant in his head of 'Don't let him get us killed! Don't let him get us killed!'
"Is that so mortal?"
"Yeah you floating excuse of a hair style gone wrong!" Malik smiled smugly.
"Um Malik. He has almost the SAME hair style as you" Ryou sweatdropped.
"Don't help him Ryou."
"I am Marik! Fear me!" Marik laughed.
"Fear you or your Ra awful sense of fashion?" Malik put his hands on his hips and went into his famous 'I'm a miserable little bitch with PMT!' mode.
Ryou and Yugi felt deep sympathy for the spirit who was going to feel the wrath of Malik.
"I am bitch hear me roar!" Malik snarled as the spirit went to attack him with the rod/dagger.
"Ok I know you SO did not just cut my hair!"
A few strands of gold hair fluttered down in front of Malik's violet eyes. Marik pointed and laughed while the other teens felt the need to grab a bucket of pop corn and some sodas to see the bitch fight of the year.
Just as the bitch fight started to heat up the door opened and Thirteen entered and this made the spirit vanish. Every one blinked at Thirteen who looked more then innocent as he drank from a cup of coffee.
"Your guess is as good as mine" The black haired teen sighed and sat down.
"Ok that was odd." Yugi trailed off as he saw Malik giving Ryou a wet willy.
~ MTC~
AN: Glad you all like it ^______^ thanks VERY much for the reviews! Heres more!
Ghost Busters!
Chapter3: The Good The Bad & The Blond
Saturday 10 PM
Mai had gone home to her boyfriend no doubt while the others huddled around a small TV that was so old you could hear it trying to wheeze as if it was an old man trying to walk one mile down the road. Malik was sprawled out on the floor looking up at the TV while Ryou and Yugi sat on the battered mass of cushions and springs that passed as a sofa, once, ok maybe in the 60's. Maybe..
The movie in which all three boys had been totally engrossed with was in fact the 1969 version of 'Thir13teen Ghosts' Malik had found the video in the basement only a few days ago but they had all been rather rushed of their asses to watch it.
"I hate black and white movies" Malik pouted as he rested his chin in the palm of his hands.
"How can you tell its black and white? It's SO old" Ryou rolled his eyes wincing at the pain caused with an oddly positioned spring.
Yugi sighed as the two got into one of their normal bitch fights in which Ryou would try side step with his politeness while Malik raged and tackled the situation with as much grace as a sex deprived lesbian on PMT.
The room rang.
No one cared.
It rang again.
Ryou frowned.
Again..
Yugi twitched.
AND again.
Malik gave it the evil eye.
It stopped.
All sighed in relief.
It rang again..
Malik growled and stomped over to the plastic object that seemed to be mocking him. He picked it up and put his hand on his hip.
"WHAT?" He snapped.
"Yeah. so?.. ok, ok.. uh huh. don't cry about it! You have ANY idea what the time is or is a clock to much of a novelty in you're wonderful mansion?"
Ryou and Yugi gave each other the look that they both understood. It was the 'NEVER let him drink coffee at 10 a sodding clock at night'. A phone being slammed and a cuss to end all cusses woke them from their shared 'Coffee + Malik = doom' glance.
"We have a job to do" He said dryly.
"Where?" Yugi asked standing up and stretching almost smacking his white haired friend in the face.
"Just down the street, I hope some one tries to mug me I'm in the mood to kill someone" Malik grumbled and walked to the hole in the floor.
Ryou could remember the last time that some poor soul had tried to rob Malik. It resulted in Malik chasing the guy down the street screaming about phone bills and other such pointless facts that just pissed the blond off.
The hole in floor had a pole going through it, since they we're after all living in an old fire station and this was a great way to get from upstairs to downstairs fast. Malik gripped the pole and slid down followed by Yugi then Ryou. Yugi and Malik smirked as Ryou landed on his ass again.
"Still now used to that whity?" Malik chuckled.
Ryou simply pouted as the tri-haired teen helped him up.
The walk would have been short if our beloved blond with the bad sense of direction had taken down the address properly. When they did get there (thankfully no mugger dared to cross the hyper and evil blond) they realised that it was infact not a museum like they had expected but a store of old 'Egyptian' trinkets.
"Ooooooh shiny!" Malik beamed and pressed his face to the glass as he admired all the rare gold trinkets.
Yugi and Ryou also looked closely but refrained from sticking their faces so close to the window that it would leave a nose print. The shopkeeper walked out the door and blinked at the three, mostly the one with his face smushed against the class.
"May I help you?" He asked.
"Um yes we are the ghost busters you asked for" Yugi bowed his head politely while Ryou peeled Malik off of the once clean glass.
"Ah yes!"
The storekeeper looked to be around 17, he had shoulder length black hair and blue bangs. His skin was tanned like Maliks and he had the sennon eye tattooed on the top of his arm, which was clear from the short black T- shirt he was wearing.
"Come in" The boy gestured.
It took all of Yugi and Ryou's power to stop Malik from running away to glomp the biggest thing that was shiny which always seemed to be the most breakable and unMalik proof. The boy took them to backroom and told them about the trouble he had been happening with a spirit.
"You've tried talking to it you say?" Ryou blinked.
"Yes"
"And what did it say?" Yugi was now even more interested in what the black haired teen had to say.
"It told me to.. 'Go fuck a camel'" The teen sighed.
"Oooooh" Malik beamed as they entered the backroom and saw a golden rod.
"Just like mine!" He beamed.
"It's an object called the 'Millennium Rod'"
"Sorry to seem rude but how do you know?" Yugi raised an eyebrow.
"The oh so lovely and 'graceful' spirit informed me, by the way my name is Thirteen" Thirteen nodded.
"I'm getting a feeling our ghost is near" Ryou stated as the Millennium ring glowed a little.
"I can feel it too" Yugi closed his eyes and tried to get a good reading.
"Ah to hell with all this crap lets just go get the creep!" Malik grumbled.
Thirteen shook his head and left the ghost busters to work. They looked around the room and saw the door they had come through and another door that leaded to the storeroom so Thirteen had said. Malik rolled his eyes as Ryou and Yugi started being all 'Ghost feeling'.
They all turned and stared at the closed door as they heard taps on it and cutting noises. Ryou's eyes widened as he picked up a large reading. Yugi backed away a little not liking the feeling of the ghoul that was held behind the door.
Ryou and Yugi looked at each other then to Malik who stood in front of the door.
"Pff you two are wimps! Oh no a bigger scary sprit that looks like me! Boo hoo!" Malik laughed and opened the door where a spirit looking like him stood smiling sweetly and waved his hand gently.
Malik promptly screamed like a little girl and shoved Ryou in front of him. The spirit burst into laugher as he held his hand out. All three watched the double of Malik's rod float towards Malik's double.
"So the unlucky number showed you here hmm?" He snorted.
"Great instead of ONE annoying little shit I have to now put up with FOUR! Then again I have always liked to subtract."
As the three knew already from Malik's other use of the rod (using it to cut vegetables) it could be a very dangerous thing, and a crazed blond spirit with a liking to sharp things began to swing the rod around. Ryou eeped as the sprit slashed the rod just above his head and watched in horror as a few blades of silver hair fell onto the floor. "I must have scared you so much that your hair lost its colour!" He laughed.
"Hay jerk! No one and I mean NO one apart from ME is allowed to insult the pansy over there!" Malik hissed getting defensive of his so called 'birth right' to piss Ryou off.
The ghost blinked while Yugi slapped his own forehead and started the endless chant in his head of 'Don't let him get us killed! Don't let him get us killed!'
"Is that so mortal?"
"Yeah you floating excuse of a hair style gone wrong!" Malik smiled smugly.
"Um Malik. He has almost the SAME hair style as you" Ryou sweatdropped.
"Don't help him Ryou."
"I am Marik! Fear me!" Marik laughed.
"Fear you or your Ra awful sense of fashion?" Malik put his hands on his hips and went into his famous 'I'm a miserable little bitch with PMT!' mode.
Ryou and Yugi felt deep sympathy for the spirit who was going to feel the wrath of Malik.
"I am bitch hear me roar!" Malik snarled as the spirit went to attack him with the rod/dagger.
"Ok I know you SO did not just cut my hair!"
A few strands of gold hair fluttered down in front of Malik's violet eyes. Marik pointed and laughed while the other teens felt the need to grab a bucket of pop corn and some sodas to see the bitch fight of the year.
Just as the bitch fight started to heat up the door opened and Thirteen entered and this made the spirit vanish. Every one blinked at Thirteen who looked more then innocent as he drank from a cup of coffee.
"Your guess is as good as mine" The black haired teen sighed and sat down.
"Ok that was odd." Yugi trailed off as he saw Malik giving Ryou a wet willy.
~ MTC~