Tatsumi's Bizarre Adventure: Stand Assassins

Summary: When Tatsumi, Sayo and Ieyasu are finding a way to save their village, on the way to the Capital, an old man stumbled them and asked for food, when they gave him some of their rations brought,in an instant the old man granted them powers that beyond compression, the power of Stands. They use this granted power to stop evil lurking in the shadows of the Empire and the one who came from space. AU. Tatsumi didn't join Night Raid and his friends never die.

Disclaimer: I don't own this, read in low font size. Stands used are from part 3 to 8.


A forest, Tatsumi and his childhood friends are off to save their village from hunger. Because their village became poor, they needed money, so the three friends are going to the Capital and find a way to help their village, like joining the army and looking for a job. But, by doing that it would take longer until their village starved to death. Maybe they become heroes or a high-ranking officers. They hope that their mindset are clear and straight to the path of their goal.

The trio stumbled a obstacle in their path, an ugly lizard that was larger than them. Tatsumi charged in with his sword ready to cut flesh, he stabbed its legs while avoiding its brute attacks, Ieyasu swings his ax at its body, knocking it away. Sayo then took aim at the lizard's head with her bow, she fired her arrow at the beast's head, killing it instantly.

"We got it! " They are victorious, their efforts of their training finally paid off. When they were little, they became friends and trained each other until this moment of triumph. Their dream of saving their village and became heroes are sailing smoothly. But, there's something on the path was shrouded by darkness, the evil brought by the Empire Prime Minister by manipulating the child Emperor himself. The people are suffering from the influences brought. Violence, Murder, Rape and Drugs clouded the Empire, making the people suffer, the most targeted of the Empire, the poor, they were sold into slavery and became victims of violence. The Prime Minister brought these to Empire.

Many resistance rose up to stop this evil, but no avail, The Imperial Army and their powerful Generals brought death upon the foolish resistance. The Resistance Army are now hiding, waiting the chance to attack on the Empire while looking for some fighters who willingly to join their cause, to purge the Empire, kill the Prime Minster and restore peace to the Empire.

Tatsumi, Sayo and Ieyasu never knew the dark obstacle ahead, but someone with three torches in his hand, these torch will light up their path and destroy the darkness loomed on every corner. The power from the 「Arrow.」

Nighttime, Tatsumi and his friends set up a camp for the night. They have enough food for the journey to the Capital. This would be enough for them to survive in this woods. The trio began their conversation, Sayo sets up a campfire for them to be warm.

"So, Tatsumi, if there's a superpower, what is it?" Ieyasu asked. Tatsumi stroking his chin for his decision. He replied, "I want my power to be fast and precise with my sword. I'll be a blur to the Danger Beasts! I wish it would be real." Tatsumi frowned, "What about yours Ieyasu?"

"Um, I want to erase stuff, so I can easily deflect arrows and stuff!" Ieyasu said.

"Mine would be? A group of sprites that helps me for my archery! I love fairies!" Sayo giggled.

"Fairies are creepy as hell if I find one." Ieyasu said, Sayo pouted her face and crossed her arms, "Meanie." She said. As Ieyasu apologized Sayo, Tatsumi then asked, "Ieyasu, can you pass me that map please?" Ieyasu nodded, he took out the map from his bag and gave to Tatsumi. Tatsumi opened the map, his face was in relief when they are on the right path, "We're close to an Empire city. We might have a chance to join the army."

"That's good news! Can't wait to gain money to save the village!" Ieyasu said. Sayo nodded in approval, now the destiny of their path begins with the bush rustles. A large bush rustling, They instantly noticed it, they ready their weapons and wait until it exited. From the bush is an old man, a frail old man with bizarre cards in his hand. They felt unknown aura emitting from the cards. The old man raised his hands up, indicating he's not going to attack.

"Hello, young ones, I'm Ani, an old man that tells their fortune to travelers like me." Ani introduced, the trio lowered their weapons, Tatsumi asked the old man, "I'm Tatsumi, the headband boy is Ieyasu and the girl is Sayo." He introduced himself and his friends' names. Tatsumi then asked, "Are you lost sir?" The old man answered.

"No young lad, I'm not lost and my memory always serves me right." Ani gave them an innocent smile. Ieyasu whispered to Sayo, "This old man is definitely planning on something?!"

"Ieyasu!" Sayo said in a shock, the old man said to Ieyasu, "I'm not here to harm any of you, you have a long way ahead of you. Speaking of which, My only food was dropped on the way here. Can you give this old man some food then I can read your fortune?"

Tatsumi and his friends aren't sure about this. Tatsumi thought, 'This old man is creepy enough to be a warlock or a witch doctor!? No wait, maybe he's really a fortuneteller?' He undoubted himself from his decision and gave the old man some food. The old man weirdly ate his food with bare amount of teeth left. It makes Ieyasu in disgust but he hid it too well, Now that settled. The old man positioned himself and shuffled the cards. The old man asked them, "Pick a card."

Tatsumi picked first, he picked a card with a depiction of a silvery being with yellow eyes and wears an armored mask. It was labeled Silver Chariot. The old man tells the meaning of the chosen card, "The card of the Chariot! I see that you have an ambition that can overcome any obstacles in your way with such a willpower, huh?"

Then Tatsumi felt a surges of power in his body, he was surrounded by a silvery gray aura. "What's this?" He checked every part of his body. His body was emitting a strange yet powerful aura.

"That young lad, is a power that was granted by the cards! The power that defy laws of reality! The power of 「Stand!」" The old man exclaimed as Tatsumi's aura flared down until it was no more. Tatsumi's wish just came through! Now that they have a power of this 「Stands」, he can help his village and became a hero, just like he wanted to do. Ieyasu and Sayo got excited and Sayo is the second who pick a card, she pick a card with her slender hand, she pick a depiction of a group of six yellow gremlin like things with numbers 1 to 6 in their forehead. It was labeled Sex Pistols. She blushed at the indecent word, the old man said to her, "Don't be fooled by the label, it means that you are lucky, calm and never lose focus and since Tatsumi got his power, so are you!" Then Sayo felt something on her hand, its a weird looking small pocket musket. It was made in metal and slightly heavy, when she do something to the item, something rolls out, it's the cylinder of the weapon with bullets loaded.

"What's this?" Sayo questioned, Ieyasu holds it then aim it at a tree. "It's like a musket but smaller yet lighter and easy to carry. Good for you." Ieyasu gave it to Sayo. She rolled the cylinder inside of the pistol.

"That young lady is a gun, a glorified musket that can pierce though armor and can kill a person almost instantly. But however, this is one of the bundle pack for your Stand which needs that weapon to work." The old man gave three boxes of the ammo. "You can craft its ammo when you ran out."

"So, is this more effective than a bow?" The old man nodded. Sayo yelped in excitement, she took aim and pulled the trigger at a tree, because of the gunshot she recoiled slightly. It releases a powerful version of musket pellets called bullets. It was so loud that some Danger Beast are running away from the noise.

"Woah! My turn!" Ieyasu picked a card, it was a depiction of a white robotic being with weird eyes and a curved mouth. It was labeled The Hand. The old man said to him, "Oooh! So, you're reckless yet determine to finish a job. That's a good aspect of you, except for your recklessness." Ieyasu grinned. He was shrouded by a blue aura which lasted a second. He gasped out a "whoa" from his mouth.

"I can feel the power. So, what now?" He asked.

The old man stands upright, "「Stands」 are your fighting spirit, you can summon it and use its powers from your willpower. To defeat your Stand, only a 「Stand」can defeat it and only 「Stand」 users like you can see a 「Stand」."

"What if our 「Stands」 got hurt?" Tatsumi asked.

"Well, you'll get hurt too, because it's your soul's manifestation. If your 「Stand」 is destroyed, so are you! So, be careful okay?"

"Hai!" They exclaimed. Now they have the power they wished. They can proceed their dreams without the troubles caused from the Danger Beasts and more. The old man fixes his cape, "Children, I have some gift for you." He gave them two cards with question marks on it and a weird object that was wrapped in a cloth. Tatsumi received the gifts without hesitation.

"Inside in the cloth is dangerous, use it for critical situations. And, by the way, the cards you picked is your 「Stand's」 name. To call out your 「Stand」, says its name or call out by your willpower." The old man said to the new Stand users.

"Okay, 「Silver Chariot!」" A silver figure that Silver Chariot looks like a thin, robotic humanoid clad in silver, medieval armor, armed with a cup-hilted rapier. Although Silver Chariot is thin, it wields heavy plate armor spiked at the shoulder pads and elbow pads. Silver Chariot has a distinctive helmet with a jewel embedded in the forehead and several pointed down projections protecting the mouth and cheeks. The 「Stand」 floats besides him, like its his guardian angel.

"It has a rapier! Cool! My turn, 「The Hand!」" A blue and white humanoid figure typically in attire similar to football pads, though it has several spikes jutting from them. A towel-like object drapes over its shoulders, with a golden $ symbol on one end and a ¥ symbol on the other. On each side of the 「Stand's」 face are blinders that cover its headlight-shaped eyes and limit its vision and its Its right hand has spiderweb-like lines on the inside, along with two bumps on its palm.

"Woah!" He instinctively makes The Hand to scrap away the shrubs. Ieyasu gaped his mouth, "It's my dream ability! So cool!" Tatsumi then know that his 「Stand」 is lightning fast and precise. Tatsumi will use never use his sword, but he'll use his sword of practice for his 「Stand」.

"Okay, do I have to say that! It's perverted and weird!"

"It's okay, call out within your soul." The old man watches her emitting orange aura from her body. As Sayo questioned that her 「Stand」 didn't appeared, it already appeared, at her palms.

「Sex Pistols」is composed of six tiny bullet-like entities. Six girly dolls that is small, so small that it can insert at Sayo's pistol gun cylinder. They have numbers on each forehead. Number one has long white hair, cute purple eyes and a cute smile, Number 2 has a short black hair, red sharp eyes and its smile is cocky like its ready to fight, Number three has a curly yellow hair, blue eyes and has a innocent smile, Number four has a messy gray hair and gloomy green eyes and its face is gloomy, like it's sad, Number five has spiky long red hair, yellow eyes and tomboyish facial expression and Number six has violet straight, medium length hair, has brown eyes and wears glasses, its face are expressionless yet calm. Her 「Stand」 was a mass of tiny dolls with separate personalities, Number one is the leader and always go first, Number two is the bully but doesn't cooperate well with Number three, four and six but cooperates with Number one and five, Number three is the innocent one, always do anything and hesitates to attack when Number two and Number five, Number four is gloomy and looks depressed, but cooperates with Number one, three, and six, Number five is the powerhouse of the Numbers, and Number Six is the brains of the group. This Sayo's 「Stand」 .

"Oh, you're all so cute!" Sayo praises them like her own children. Number six says to Sayo, "I hope, you'll be the best User with brains and tactics, It's nice being here." Number Six floats to the gun's cylinder and disappeared, Number five and Number four is next, Number five gave her a mean look before entering to Sayo's pistol, Number four gave her a weak smile as she's entered with Number four, Number three was dragged by Number two, "It will be pain in the ass to work with these weaklings but for you, is acceptable." They entered to Sayo's pistol, ready to fire. Sayo felt guilty for Number three, but it's her 「Stand」, she'll manage them. And lastly, Number one, Number one floats to Sayo's face and said, "Are you ready to manage the six of us?" Number one asked.

Sayo then replied, "Maybe, but I'll grow into you. In time."

"Hmm, A reasonable answer. I'll expect good things from you, Mother." Number one followed the rest of the group. Her 「Stand」 was now inactive. Sayo was fluttered from Number one. She became a mother of six. "I'm a mother!?" She clasped her face with her hands then blush. Ieyasu bewildered from her sudden outburst, "What was that about?"

Tatsumi shrugged. The old man laughed, "Hahaha, youth these days. So much energy. Anyways, I should be going now, My job's not finished yet. But, I hope you'll continue it for me?"

Tatsumi questions the old man, "What job?"

"To stop something that destroys life here on this land and are even worse than the evil in the Empire. The Man from the Sky."

"The man in the sky?" Ieyasu and Sayo questioned, leaving them curious. The old man begins his explanations. "There's an immortal that has control over life itself. The only who can stop him is the power of the 「Stand」, use that thing that was covered by a cloth. I hope that's enough to defeat him."

The trio when silent,there's another threat coming. The threat that was unpredictable and may cause total mass extinction to the world. As they silences grow, the old man said his last words before he left, "Tatsumi-kun, I trusted you the power, use it wisely, and also you two. Promise that every power has the great responsibility. With that, I make my leave." As the old man, Ani said, left to the darkness of the forest and never see him again. The trio leaving the trio think that 'Every power come with great responsibility.' And so, they their new goal, to defeat from the Man from the Sky.

「Stands」 are the representation of the manifestation of an individual's innate "fighting spirit" and embodies, to an extent, the individual's psyche. However, 「Stands」 may also derive through the exploration of possibilities and expression of the mind, in which case, only a large amount of mental strength is required. Beyond that definition, 「Stands」 present themselves in a large variety of forms and with different behaviors, if they are sentient at all. They follow a loose set of rules, with no definite standard by which one can fully classify them. As an embodiment of someone's psyche, 「Stands」 are therefore as varied as human minds can be.


Dr. Stylish's Laboratory. The crazed scientist and his followers just discovered a power of Immortality! With this mask, they can live forever! The Prime Minister would be proud, but the mask can granted supernatural abilities of a vampire, he tested a test subject that was vampire into the sunlight, it disintegrated into ashes, like a typical vampire. Dr. Stylish grinned, he muttered, "I'll just make a drug that makes vampires immune to sunlight! Ha, I'm a genius after all! I'm must not convert to be a vampire, after my experiments are completed." Dr. Stylish took out a vial from his pockets, inside of a vial is a ingredient of making the antidote for the vampires.

Dr. Stylish return to his other experiments. Creating abominations and dangerous chemical, just to feed his thirst of knowledge. What ill-minded man.


A rift just opened, the object exited from the rift before closing. The object floats around in space. The object looked like a man with feathered wings, three horns and almost naked. This being is Kars. The Ultimate Life form. As Kars floats endlessly, a strange energy slowly pulls Kars, to earth. In his subconsciousness, he laughed. Kars is now coming to Earth will Tatsumi and his gang can defeat this anomaly?


I changed Sex Pistols' appearances and the numbering order and also the personalities. Tatsumi can have his Incursio and Sayo will get used from her Stand's name. About Aria? I'll do something on her.

This fanfic is an experimental, don't flame me, just taken out from boredom. I'm slow at updates and the words gets longer per update. So goodbye.