THE ONCE AND FUTURE THING
Chapter 2: Time Warped
Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the last and final part of my 'JLU Spider-Friends' spinoff! Now you're all going to get the part where Batman, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern(John Stewart) and Firestorm meet the heroes of the future. Batman Beyond, Warhawk, the grownup version of Static Shock and my own OCs for this fanfic; Sky Captain and the Brown Recluse.
Disclaimer: once again, I repeat. I don't own anything in this story, only the OCs. Spider-Man and all related characters belong to Marvel and Disney while the Justice League and all related characters belong to DC and Warner Bros.
Spider-Man and Green Lantern were completely shocked and bewildered, they couldn't believe that the three young people standing before them had actually called them 'Dad'. But most of all, it was the three individuals who had addressed them just now, that were very shocked to see them because in this future time period, so John and Peter must have already been dead before then.
"What?!" Peter sputtered "Wait a minute…why did you two call me 'Dad'?"
Before the two youths could answer, they were brought back to the matter at hand when a second clown, who was dressed up like a scarecrow, started throwing what looked like a cheap imitation of the Green Goblin's pumpkin bombs at all of them. "Look out!" yelled the Thanagarian warrior, GL quickly blocked them with a green energy barrier that barely withstood the impact.
"Oh great! It was bad enough that these kind of bombs were used by four goblin-themed villains back home. But this is just the last thing that we all need." groaned Spider-Man in disgust, his two future children nodded in agreement, but the goon who had thrown the bombs just now was greatly offended. "You've seen these before? But these are the best there ever is!" he protested.
"Sorry Ghoul, you're old news!" the young spider woman taunted eagerly, making him extremely angry in the process.
"I think now would be a good time to escape while we still have the chance" said the young man who was dressed like a bat.
"Never!" Diana exclaimed "We are the Justice League, even Amazons never run from battle!" so with that, she head to head with the overweight clown in pink tights, whose name was Chucko. But he just changed his legs into a metal ball and drew out a double-bladed laser sword, which the Amazon princess barely deflected with her bracelets.
Batman and Spider-Man fought against the scarecrow clown named Ghoul, who could also change his right hand into a buzz-saw, but the goon was no match for the combined strength of both the Dark Knight and the Wall Crawler at the same time.
The future version of Static Shock and Peter's future son took on a great big, musclebound clown named Bonk who could turn both hands into steel mallets that could absorb electricity, but was no match for the strength of a Kryptonian. Green Lantern and the man in black went up against twin girls who were both called Dee Dee, and could actually make duplicates of themselves and used electric whips.
"Look Dee Dee, another Green Lantern!" one of the twins called out.
"He's way cuter than the last one we killed" her sister answered "Don't you agree Dee Dee?"
"That's what you think sisters!" Peter's future daughter called out suddenly, lunging forward and ensnaring the twins along with all their duplicates in her webbing.
Firestorm and the winged man took on one gang member named Woof, who looked just like a mutant hyena-hybrid and had razor-sharp metal claws. He had no problem dealing with the Thanagarian, but yelped loudly when the nuclear man scorched his fur.
"Okay, now would be a good time to get away while we still can!" Spider-Man called out to his companions, the others looked at each other before nodding in clear agreement "Virgil! Give us some cover!" John called out, the electric hero did as he was told by using his powers of electricity to charge up a ball of light that expanded upon release. It shone so brightly that it blinded the clowns who were now disoriented from being exposed to so much light, then by the time the light died down, the heroes had disappeared.
"Hey! Where'd they go?!" cried one of the girl clowns, the whole street gang looked around until Bonk saw something. "Hey, look over there!"
The clowns all turned to see what he was pointing at, and they all gaped at the sight of a large wall that green and shiny. "They've escaped down that alley!" cried Ghoul in exasperation.
"Then let's go after them!" urged Chucko, so they all headed down the strange green alley that was not only very green, but also opened into a maze. But they didn't know was that the strange maze was actually one of Green Lantern's constructs. Ghoul stared at the empty alley before grimacing "The boss won't like this one little bit" he noted before the others suddenly paled at the thought.
"Oh poop" said Chucko unhappily, but unbeknownst to either of them, all the heroes past and future were watching them from above.
"They should be occupied right about now" said Spider-Man, the other heroes nodded in agreement before moving out to regroup elsewhere.
Minutes later
All the heroes, past and future, ventured into what looked like an old football stadium. The past heroes took a good look around them to take in their surroundings while the future heroes led them into a large room where a computer with a large monitor was installed.
"So this is Justice League HQ?" asked Batman.
"Oh for now, it's the only thing we had left to use as a secret base of operations" Static answered sadly as he turned on a computer, a solemn look came over his aged face.
"As you see, we're all that's left of the League" explained the young Kryptonian sadly with a crestfallen face, the other future Leaguers nodded in agreement but the past Leaguers were shocked to hear that, there were only five Leaguers left in this time period? Back in their own time, there were over sixty individuals who had joined the League.
"You've all travelled fifty years into the future" the man in black explained as he folded his arms. "By the way, in case you haven't noticed I'm the new Batman. Welcome to Neo-Gotham."
"Nice to meet you" Spider-Man told him "But don't they call you something other than Batman, just to avoid confusion with the first Batman?" the wallcrawler thought for a moment "If this is Neo-Gotham, then you should be known as; Neo-Batman. What do you think?"
"How about no?" said the newly christened Neo-Batman glaring while GL turned to Static.
"Last time I saw you, you weren't even old enough to drive." GL told him "You look good for a man of your age"
Static gave a hearty chuckle before nodding in agreement "The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty."
"What happened to the Watchtower?" Batman asked gruffly.
"Gone" Neo-Batman sadly admitted, looking down. "We ended up losing a lot of good people that day."
"You mean J'onn, Superman and the others?" Diana inquired.
"They were all killed off when the whole Watchtower was destroyed" the young spider woman told her, shocking the past Leaguers even more.
"They all perished, including all of you" explained the winged man, taking off his helmet and revealing his face to look at them all.
"And what about the batcave?" asked Batman before the sound of a cane was heard coming down the hall towards them.
"This is all we have left. So deal with it" said a gruff and cynical voice in an all too familiar tone. They all turned in time to see an elderly man step out from the shadows to face the new arrivals before leaning on his cane. Each of the past heroes looked at him in shock, was this really Bruce Wayne?
"Aren't you surprised to see me?" the old man asked Batman, who was really in fact his past self.
"A little" the detective answered, raising an eyebrow. "But I'm a little more surprised to see that I've lived for so long."
"Funny, I don't recall travelling into the future and meeting my older self." Old Bruce responded.
"Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman." Neo-Batman introduced them before smirking "Or have you met?"
"Not now!" both older men barked the same gruff tone of voice from both of them as they leveled a glare at their younger counterpart. "Great, what did they use to call it? Stereo?" groaned the new caped crusader in disgust, rubbing his ears.
"Well this a little weird for everybody. I'm Warhawk, Rex Stewart" he said shaking his father's hand.
"Now I wouldn't suppose you'd know who your mother was" said John.
"Is it that obvious?" asked Warhawk.
"Well you wouldn't want to know too much about your future" said the future Batman gravely "That would cause a temporal paradox."
"Well…" said Static "Shayera was sure one cranky pregnant lady" the others turned to glare at him for a moment, John was a bit unsettled. But despite this, Spider-Man turned to the two youths "Now I hope you'll won't mind me asking, if you two really are my kids, then what proof have you got?"
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to explain" the brunette girl answered before taking off her mask, revealing her face that looked almost exactly like Kara's.
The young Kryptonian stepped forward "I'm Sky Captain, and my real name is James Olsen Parker." Peter shook hands with his full-grown future son, then the spider-powered brunette girl stepped forward "And I'm the Brown Recluse, but my real name is Alura Zor-El Parker."
Now Peter was greatly perplexed "So your namesakes are none other than; Superman's best friend Jimmy Olsen and Kara Zor-El's mother, isn't that right?"
"Yes" answered James Parker/Sky Captain "But don't ask who our mother is, you're not suppose to know about the future."
"Okay, I understand" Peter told him, but inside he was really sad not knowing everything.
"But don't worry" said Alura "I can give you a hint of how you figure it out." She reached behind her neck and removed a necklace with a sapphire.
"You bought this necklace on December 23rd and gave it to Mom on Christmas Day" she explained "She liked it very much and whenever she wore it, the necklace would glow to symbolize that she was in love with you."
"So this necklace is suppose to be some sort of love charm?" Peter asked.
"Of course it is" Alura told her father "I promise when this is all over, you'll find it soon enough." Peter smiled at his daughter lovingly before pulling her in for a hug, Alura returned the embrace and snuggled into her father's arms. They broke the hug when Sky Captain tapped his father on the shoulder "Sorry to interrupt, but we've got some important business to take care of."
Peter and Alura reluctantly pulled away and turned back to the others, while Batman and his elderly self were working on the computer. The past Leaguers passed the time with telling the future heroes about their time-travelling escapade, starting with chasing Chronos into the 1880s, and how future technology was put into the Wild West.
"That's really weird" said Sky Captain commented, earning nods of agreement from his sister and his teammates, but Neo-Batman whose real name was actually Terry McGuinness thought it was really stupid and Warhawk just remained very indifferent about the matter.
"We really don't know much about this guy, but he's obviously a time-travelling warlord" Terry began to explain. "He's just littered the streets with buildings that he's stolen from other timelines."
"Not quite a warlord, but more like a madman." Brown Recluse told him "Now if only you had met Kang the Conqueror, now that's an actual time-travel warlord."
"That's right" said both her father and brother, right at that moment Green Lantern stepped forward "Sorry to interrupt this playful banter, but we've got to find a solution to this problem and fast."
"I think I've got something that might help prevent that" said Batman, holding up a small disc that he kept in his belt. "While we were in the old west, I got a good look at his time belt. So I've written a program that should disable it."
"If we can manage to get close enough in order to upload it." Warhawk told them before folding his arms.
"But if we could get our hands on the belt, then maybe we can stop any of this from happening in the place!" Wonder Woman surmised, just then the others started to stare in shock as she slowly started to fade from their vision. "We even undo the death of…" she continued before she disappeared completely.
"Diana!" Batman cried out in alarm before reaching out to grab her, but it was too late. She was already gone. The whole group just stared at the empty spot where she once stood in utter shock and horror before old Bruce stepped forwards. "She never left the island?"
"Or she was never born to begin with" Batman replied grimly.
"We need to find Chronos" Neo-Batman said seriously.
"How can we do that? He could be anywhere right now!" Static argued as Batman cracked his knuckles loudly before sticking the disc into his belt.
"Sometimes the old way is the best way" the detective told them before walking up to the door.
"That won't work. You don't even know your way around here, a lot of things have changed." Terry insisted.
"But are criminals still a superstitious and cowardly lot?" the much older Dark Knight asked.
"Yep" old Bruce confirmed.
"Then it's good enough for me" Batman told him before moving out.
I'm sticking to referring to retired Bruce Wayne as 'Old Bruce'.
A little while later
The Dark Knight stood on the roof of a skyscraper, overlooking the city and observing what was taking place in the streets below when he heard footsteps from behind him. He turned around to see the gang member named Ghoul walk up with a devious grin.
"You must be the real Batman right?" he asked with a sneer. "Well I mean, the first one. I've seen history-cubes about you. It's hard to believe that anyone as stupid as you could ever beat the Joker" he continued as he turned his hand into a buzz saw and charged at the Dark Knight.
"Maybe I'm smarter than I appear" the hero answered, narrowing his eyes as a bolt of electricity instantly struck the crazed criminal. Ghoul tried to stand back up but an expansion of spider webs pinned him down to the roof, then he looked up in time to see the rest of the heroes arrive. Most of them, including old Bruce, were standing on a platform construct that was produced by Green Lantern.
"Oh…this is just terrific" groaned the criminal as all the heroes landed on the roof and surrounded him.
"You have some information we need Ghoul" growled Neo-Batman "Where's Chronos?" but the villain tried to put on a brave face.
"You won't get anything from me" he told them in mock bravado before Batman suddenly snatched him up and hung him over the edge of the building.
"Just tell us where Chronos is, my arm's getting tired." Batman demanded, old Bruce shook his head and groaned in annoyance.
"I don't believe I was ever that green." The old man told his past self before he grabbed Ghoul and threw him across the rooftop. Then he approached the now, terrified cyborg with his cane raised "This is how you interrogate someone!"
Minutes later
"…and so we've got nine hundred, four thousand and fifty-three active Jokerz, organized into about two hundred smaller groups" Ghoul continued explaining, he was obviously scared by the older vigilante. "And I honestly don't know where Chronos is! He only contacts each and every one of us! He even spends a different night in every one of those old buildings." he answered, staring at the frowning old man. "There's no way of knowing ahead of time where he's gonna be, that's everything I know! I swear!"
"Everything?" Bruce asked him solemnly.
"I wet my bed until I was fourteen" Ghoul told him before looking away, the heroes just stared at him impassively.
"Now that didn't work" said Spider-Man "Permission to drop him?"
"No!" snapped old Bruce before turning back to Ghoul "Now look here, we don't have time for your impertinence!" he yelled out, raising his cane before Batman stopped him.
"Listen, I can't control my friend here any longer. So, you'd better give me something that we all use" he stated plainly.
"Okay I'll talk! I'll talk!" Ghoul suddenly blurted out. "I know where his wife is!" Batman nodded solemnly before getting the young thug to explain while Static looked to Green Lantern in shock and bewilderment.
"So, Batman's playing the good cop?"
"Everything's relative" Lantern told him.
Later on
Soon the heroes found very little resistance as they set foot inside the Great Pyramid where Enid Clinton was currently staying. The only security inside were a few robots that were very easy to destroy, each of which was dressed like some zombified, Egyptian versions of the Joker. All the heroes blasted through them with very little trouble before GL and Sky Captain knocked down the door with ease.
"Enid Clinton!" GL called out before stepping forward, just then he was instantly replaced by a brown-haired Caucasian man in his mid-thirties. "We have business with your husband" the strange man finished before noticing that everybody was staring at him. "What?"
"John?" Static asked, stepping forward and removing his hood.
"Hal Jordan" the man answered "It was just another time-shift. I'm up to speed, carry on." He walked past the others to approach Enid, but Neo-Batman grimaced "Okay, now I'm really starting to get a migraine."
"Better get used to it" the first Batman told him "Because it's going to get worse before it gets better. Any one of us could start to change or even cease to exist."
"We need to find your husband ma'am" Hal explained earnestly as Enid turned to face him, before looking away fearful and amused by what just happened. "We just want to undo all the harm he's caused so much. You have my word, we will do everything in our power to keep from hurting David."
"Well between you and me. I wouldn't mind one bit if he got roughed up along the way" she told the Lantern dryly.
"Then where is he tonight?" asked Warhawk "The Parthenon? The Great Sphinx?" but Enid just shook her head.
"No, he just wants people to think he moves around." She told him "But he always sleeps in the same place."
Arriving at Destination
Sure enough, true to his ego, David Clinton spent every one of his nights inside the Coliseum, which looked brand new as it were just built. Now Enid had insisted on coming, only to see her husband get his dues for all the trouble he caused. Much to the surprise of all the heroes, the inside of the Coliseum held the same jailhouse that he had spent six months back in the old west. Hal Jordan raised an eyebrow in suspicion before scanning the whole thing with his ring.
"No sign of booby-traps…" he told the others before suddenly turning back to John Stewart. "At least none that my ring could find."
"Make up your mind would you?" said Static in exasperation before John just rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, it's safe enough to go in" the Lantern confirmed.
"If we don't stop this guy, all that we know will be lost" said Warhawk.
"We've been there before" Neo-Batman told him.
"Not like this" Warhawk answered "What are we suppose to do when all seems out of place?" GL stepped forward and put a hand on his son's shoulder.
"Plant your feet" he told him, Warhawk smiled feeling relieved that there was still some bit of hope left in the world.
Then the heroes all stepped inside the jailhouse before looking at the most confusing sight of all. David Clinton was sleeping soundly in the same exact cell that the heroes had seen him in, a few hours prior.
"Of all the places, why would he choose to sleep here?" GL asked in bewilderment, but Enid just laughed dryly.
"Because he's a loser, and a loser with a kingdom is still just a loser." She told him seriously before pulling the blanket off her husband. David Clinton was so startled that he jumped up while Neo-Batman looked at Enid, completely unhappy.
"Nice going on the stealth lady" he told her sarcastically.
Chronos quickly pressed a button on his time-belt, summoning the same group of Jokerz as before, with the exception of Chucko, as Batman scowled.
"Get the belt! Nothing else matters!" the dark knight shouted before lunging forward as the time-travelling villain disappeared through another time tunnel.
Warhawk charged first before he was knocked down by Bonk, who changed both his fists into hammers. "Round 2 moron!" roared Sky Captain before socking the thug right on the jaw, and Spider-Man went to help his son and give him some backup.
Enid immediately went for cover as Warhawk got up shakily, steadied by GL. "So do you feel like taking down the bad guys with your old man?" John asked.
Warhawk grinned triumphantly before nodding. "Always"
While Spider-Man and Sky Captain dealt with Bonk, Static went and blasted Woof away into a wall where Firestorm used a chain that he had molecularly fashioned to tie down the mutant hyena-human hybrid. Neo-Batman and Brown Recluse took on the Dee Dee twins, and were very careful to avoid their electric whips. That left Green Lantern and Warhawk to fight against an approaching Ghoul, who stopped abruptly and looked at the heroes, then he looked at his smaller claws and back at the heroes again.
"You know what? I'm going home!" he cried out before turning and running away, but Batman threw a batarang at the young coward's head, knocking him out. That left GL and Warhawk completely surprised.
"Now…that was…surprisingly anticlimactic" Warhawk commented as his father just shrugged in response.
"Oh well, we can still take down the twins" GL suggested before both heroes set off to assist Neo-Batman and Brown Recluse, both of whom were still managing to avoid being shocked by the twins' electric whips. Both twins had already started to duplicate themselves rapidly, but Warhawk and his father arrived just in time.
Back with Bonk, he had failed to strike the wallcrawler who had dodged his attacks once again. But when the huge thug turned his attention to Sky Captain, the young Kryptonian stamped the ground so hard that it made Bonk loose his balance and fall down flat on his face. "Wow" said Peter "It looks like you've got your mother's style."
"Thanks dad" said James appreciatively, Peter then went to help tie up Ghoul and Wolf. At that moment, Enid Clinton was watching the fights closely from her own hiding spot near one of the pillars, just then Chronos appeared out of another time tunnel near her location.
"How could you do this to me Enid? How could you betray me? After everything I've done for you!" he shouted at her.
"Hey, don't blame this on me!" she yelled back in retort. "I just wanted you to assert yourself, not destroy reality!" she insisted.
"Looks like both of you are going to need some serious marriage counselling after this" Spider-Man remarked as all the heroes walked forward, having beaten all their opponents. The Jokerz were all knocked out and bound hand and foot against the side of the Coliseum.
"Chronos! Look what's happening around you, look up at the sky!" Batman shouted as Chronos followed his gaze upwards. Much to his shock, he saw something that looked just like a white light that was literally erasing the sky before them.
"Ooooh, pretty!" he exclaimed as GL facepalmed himself.
"Stay with us man! We've got a major problem here!" he shouted at the villain.
Chronos quickly snapped out of his stupor as he nodded. "You're right! This calls for another approach" he said before kissing his wife on the cheek and entered into another time tunnel. "You'll love me for this next time!"
Spider-Man, Batman, Green Lantern, and Firestorm quickly managed to follow after him, entering the time vortex just in time while the heroes of future stayed behind. "Good luck dad" Alura said quietly while her brother walked up next to her.
"I'm sure they'll be okay from here" James told her confidently, Alura turned back to the vortex just as it closed for good.
Resuming the chase
Once the four heroes were inside the tunnel, GL quickly sealed the quartet inside a bubble that they all used to pursue Chronos who was now heading towards what looked like a bright light. But as soon as all their eyes adjusted, they could all see something that looked just like a giant hand holding a bright light.
"Wait, is that what I think it is?" asked Spider-Man "Is that the dawn of time?"
"We can't let him reach it. He could change anything, even bend all of reality to his own will!" Batman told them seriously.
"Not if we catch him first!" GL replied before he managed to increase the bubble's speed. "The Green Lanterns have a legend. No one should see the beginning of time, it's a universal law!"
"We're not going to catch him in time!" Spider-Man cried out in fear as they saw the madman rapidly approach the hand. As the heroes also approached, Firestorm phased his way out of the bubble and threw a fireball at Chronos' feet, causing the villain to lose his concentration and veer off course. This gave Firestorm the time to take advantage of the situation, he grabbed Chronos and threw him back to the others. John quickly reacted in time to conjure up a construct to bring the lunatic inside the bubble.
"Good work Stormy!" praised Spider-Man as the nuclear man rejoined them inside the bubble. Batman wasted no time in clipping the disc to the time-belt, the program began to immediately take effect.
"The program is uploading!" he told the others.
"Well make it fast, because I'm having a little bit of trouble with the brakes!" GL called out fearfully as the heroes watched their bubble fall directly towards the giant hand. All of a sudden, the bubble disappeared before the hand closed.
A little while later
Batman, Green Lantern, Spider-Man, and Firestorm suddenly looked around them in complete shock, finding themselves back in the Watchtower cafeteria. Hawkgirl had just walked in, just like she did before they had left. Even the food they had ordered was still warm.
"Did that all…really happened?" Spider-Man asked in utter confusion.
"I think so" Batman answered, a bit unsure.
"So did we win?" Firestorm asked.
"I would think so. Everything looks like it's back to normal" GL surmised just as Wonder Woman approached the table.
"That's a nasty cut John" she commented, prompting the Lantern to touch his forehead. Once he saw a small blot of blood on his fingers, he vaguely remembered getting the cut when he fought Woof, the crazed hyena-human hybrid that took a big swipe at him.
"You don't remember going on a mission with the rest of us today, do you?" asked Batman.
"What do you mean? I just got here" Wonder Woman replied in a confused tone of voice.
Batman then leaned close to John, Peter, and Ronnie before whispering "The timeline's been corrected; so it means that everything is as it should be. And we're the only ones who remember what really happened."
GL nodded, before he got an expression of shock on his face the moment he saw Shayera, after she walked past them. Apparently, the revelation of Rex Stewart aka Warhawk was still a surprise to him. "Well…that really complicates things."
"Aw, seriously man" Peter countered. "I think it's much easier, now that you know there's still a chance" But John still looked unconvinced.
Firestorm turned to look at Batman. "By the way, what happened to Chronos?"
"Remember that disc I put onto his belt?" Batman asked, they all nodded. "I put him into an infinite time loop. So he'll never be able to escape" the dark knight explained.
Peter turned and saw that Kara/Supergirl was sitting at another table, talking to Troia, Miss Martian and Scarlet Witch. The revelation of both Jimmy and Alura was still unsettling for him, so he wondered if Kara could be the mother of his future children. Would that really be possible?
"Hey Pete, are you okay?" Ronnie asked.
"Yeah I'm okay" Peter answered "I've just been thinking about the future, and so much more."
Well that's all folks! I've completed the last and final half of 'The Once and Future Thing', so now you can enjoy reading this over and over. But then I wonder if voice actor Adam Baldwin has any relations to a certain ALEC Baldwin. I certainly hope you won't mind me using something that I got from 'Sandman Unlimited', the part where Terry McGuiness is referred to as Neo-Batman. By the way, it wasn't nice of Ghoul to refer to the original Batman as "the real Batman", espeicailly since Terry McGuiness was now the current Batman of that time period. Anyway now that this fic is finally finished, I'm going to work on my other fanfics such as TOTALLY SPIDER-MAN!, Beauty and the Man-Spider(the first two chapters of which has recently been published and updated), and the next chapter of JLU Spider-Friends Vol 1. Sound off in the reviews below and let me know what all you readers think of this.
Voice cast:
Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman/Old Bruce Wayne
Susan Eisenburg as Diana/Wonder Woman
Yuri Lowenthal as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Phil LaMarr as GL/John Stewart/Future Static
Adam Baldwin as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan
PJ Byrnes as Ronnie Raymond/Firestorm
Victor Garber as Professor Martin Stein
Josh Keaton as James Parker/Sky Captain
Tara Strong as Alura Parker/Brown Recluse
Will Friedle as Terry McGuiness/Neo-Batman
Peter Onorati as Rex Stewart/Warhawk
Peter MacNicol as Chronos
Mindy Sterling as Enid Clinton
Michael Rosenbaum as Ghoul
Melissa Joan Hart as the Dee Dee twins
Don Harvey as Chucko
Dee Bradley Baker as Woof