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This is a.. How should i say this this is a continuation sorta the original writer of what this is based off of is Oblivion2991 and all credit goes to him for the original story and characters if you haven't read it yet I implore you to do so as you would need to have read up to kaguya pt2 to have a basic understanding of what's going on.

This will be starting a month after mass effect 2.

I am also not oblivion so don't expect me to get characters personalities and interactions down to a T, though I'm going to try as much as possible.

This is also my first time writing this kind of thing so don't flame me too hard plz.

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I don't own the Overlord(オーバーロードŌbārōdo?) novel or anime series created by Kugane Maruyama.

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6 months had passed since the battle of Urla-Rast and the advent of the Sorcerers Kingdom. Where the Sorcerer kingdoms first expedition fleet defeated the citadel councils fourth fleet. after that envoyes were sent, treaties were made and not one week later the council welcomed them to the galaxy but still refused to join the council races as a whole. And with the reapers on the horizon weather you believe it or not tensions were still high with all sorts of rumors and miss information revolving around the reapers were only keeping them to rise. Eventually causing riots and mass panic all through the galaxy.

During all of this what would you ask the last two remaining supreme beings are doing?

well… they were playing video games of course.

On the tenth level of Nazarick inside of Ainz' office room surrounded by a huge holo display tapping away at their controllers at incomprehensible speeds, so fast that any normal being would only see after images. It was sad really controllers were going the way of the Slane Theocracy and being replaced by newer true VR interfaces throughout the Sorcerers Kingdom but Ainz and Esdeath still loved them regardless. They were playing the newly released fighting game "Rise of the Supreme Ones".

It was a fighting that depicted the forty one's rise to power with 41 individual storylines depicting each of their stories right up until they joined the leader of the Forty one Ainz Ooal Gown. It wasn't entirely accurate but it was still based off of public knowledge available to anyone with access to the maginet. In a custom match at the moment Ainz was playing as Touch Me in all his shining glory.

While Esdeath was playing as Ulbert alain Odle with all of his demonic reverence. Sofar it was a farly even match right up until Ainz had used Touch Me' super tier ability (Multi causal slash) K. Oing Ulbert in spectacular fashion cutting his limbs off.

"Damnit." Esdeath cursed under her breath with a cute pouting face.

'He's still broken even in a different video game' she thought to herself.

"Another" Ainz asked barely holding back a small chuckle looking at his friend's annoyed expression.

"Sure but don't pick him again, he's still a cheating bastard. There's a reason he's not allowed in tournaments!"

"Your not allowed in tournaments too remember, you were just as broken as he was back then… you still are." he said looking back to the screen.

As Ainz started a new match and they struck up a new conversation while they kept staring at the screen continuing the new match -concentrating- not bothering to look at eachother.

"We could of ended this along time ago." Ainz said in board tone.

"We could of thrown them it to a pocket reality never to be mentioned again but that's no fun." she said giving air quotes.

"And besides we agreed that we would strategically destroy them after what they did to Kaguya… its already started remember, your daughter was sent to the edge of the galaxy with Lion-heart san to meet them. They should be back anytime now." she said in a slightly annoyed tone.

"Oh I do remember something about that." Ainz said as he put his hand up to a chin in a thinking pose.

"Now who's forgetting about their relatives" she said with a smug smile.

Ainz gave her a daggering glare which caused him to lose focus on the game giving Esdeath the chance to cause a critical hit on Ainz for which she got a boop on the head. She recoiled cupping her head in a almost comical fashion.

"Hayyyy what was that for" she asked giving another pouting expression.

"You're an idiot" he said turning back to the game as did she. Which he then proceeded to pause and turn back to his friend to try and have a serious conversation.

"Have you got the upgrades ready for Shepard's ship yet. I've heard the new drive core and shields were designed for your new dreadnoughts, did you miniturise them or something. Ainz asked quizzingly.

"Yeah they should be ready soon I'm thinking of installing them personally. When im done it should be the most powerful ship in the citadel council fleet. If I do it right the new main cannons should be able to cast (black hole) without a hitch"

"Don't you think that's a little overkill it's just the reapers" the supreme one said in a voice making it seem like it wasn't a big deal.

"Na. Not really… And besides the one on my dreadnoughts makes the one Shep is going to get seem like a 0 tier spell in comparison." She exclaimed with a almost maniacal grin on her face, imagining the shier destruction she can cause with her new toy.

"What have you done" Ainz asked worried about what his friend was planing.

"Nothing Ulbert-kun wouldn't do hehe"

"That's even worse what have you done" Ainz said almost shouting in anger causing his emotion suppression to trigger making him to calm down and sigh.

"Just promise me your not going to go and destroy any planets with it"

"I'm not promising you anything. It took me twenty years decompiling and recompiling inserting new data and repeat, repeat, repeat. It took to long to make this thing so you will forgive me for wanting to use it a little." Esdeath said with an annoyed tone crossing her arms under her chest and giving Ainz a small glare.

"Okay, okay calm down let's get back onto the Shepard topic, what are you going to do about TIM? He's going to want something to work on the Normandy."

"Oh little Jacky shouldn't be a issue. Shepard should of already split for him… Did you know we've already captured several of his spy's. They were trying a little to hard to fit in, it was quite amusing according to Zero. And we were able to monitor their communications as they past through our anti-divination fields."

'Quantum entangled communication is quite odd it still interacts with magic apparently. I'll have to do some testing on it later' she thought to herself

"Hmm that is intriguing what were they doing"

"Trying to steal technology"

"What did they get"

"Coffee maker... they thought it was some kind of energy cannon at first. Once Zero told them what it was you should of seen their faces. The holo recording was hilarious."

"Ha hahaha hahahahaha- tch damn thing."

"It's just as frustrating as it was all those years ago heh, the new permanent solution should be ready soon. I'm sure your wifes will be ecstatic." Esdeath said barely containing a chuckle trying not to laugh at her friend.

"Here's hoping they don't attack me like last time or every other time, a different face every time I take a human form and getting attacked gets annoying especially when there supposed to lo-"

Just then there was a knock at the door. They quickly put away their controllers, turned the holo screen off and moved to Ainz' desk. "Come in" Ainz said then sighed as the door opened. Standing there was young human looking girl with black and white heterochromatic eyes. She was wearing pristine gold and black armor with the imprints of a skull in the abdomen area that closely resembled Ainz' own. With the sigil of the sorcerers kingdom on her right shoulder and the sigil of her spec ops team on her left.

This young woman is the third daughter of Ainz Ooal Gown and Zesshi Zetsumei, Serene Ooal Gown. She was like her mother when it came to battle. She was obsessed with it, she always loved to fight strong opponents but today she seemed to have a depressed aura around her, she was sad that she didn't get to kill as many reapers or what her aunt called them "bad Cthulhu clones" as she wanted to. She had no idea what a Cthulhu was but it must be strong if her aunt new about it. Maybe she could fight one-one day…

She had been away on a secret mission given to her by her father and aunt for close to six months now and she was happy to have returned home.

She was like the rest of her family who had long suppast the basic level of level 100 and if she was to give a level to herself she would have to say somewhere around level 450 but she was nowhere near as strong as here relatives or the guardians of Nazarick, they could still easily beat her without breaking so much as a sweat.

"Serene it's good to see you again. Come in, I assume your mission was a success do you have a mission report for us" her father said in his usual regal tone. Standing up from his chair to greet her. She walked closer and kneeled showing respect to he father.

"Hehehe" her aunt was chuckling for some reason, she had no idea what was so funny at the moment but she continued in her serious tone as she gave her report.

"Rise, I can't very well talk to you face to face if you're kneeling"

"Yes father" she said standing up to continue her report. "We met them where they were predicted to enter the galaxy in the Bahak system 5 days ago. There were close to 800 capital class reapers along with 200 destroyer class, we were also able to disable most if not all the larger reapers main drives and weapons. We also captured a capital class as you requested.

Ainz nodes and waved to continue

"Lionheart san was then able to lock them in a time stop that should last for next 20 days"

"Did you take the photos I requested."

"Yes… here." She reached into her personal inventory and pulled out some photos of the reaper fleet before she attacked them. Then she continued her report.

"The Alpha relay was already destroyed by the time we arrived we believe this should slow them down by a minimum seven months as they will need time to repair and rearm and get to there destinations." She said with a serious tone but then she took on a fearful expression and looked at her father with pleading eyes.

"What happened Serene, tell me." Ainz asked generally curious as to what had happened

"I'm so sorry about this father I may have accidentally ruined your plans I'm so sorry." She said with still pleading eyes.

"What did you do to make you think you may have ruined my plans serene, it can't be that bad." Ainz said taking a fatherly tone.

"I may... have accidentally killed fifty of those so called "reapers" and a few thousand of the light fighters when I first attacked them but they were so weak that I couldn't help it. They just died after the first swing of my axe, I really expected more out of beings known as reapers." she said with a board tone but still scared of what her father would say if she truly did ruin his plans.

For the first time in the conversation her aunt talked to her, she had a more serious face on her than she had ever seen her take before and it was terrifying. She was scared of what her father would say at first but now she was more terrified of what her aunt would do to her if she said something wrong or disrespectful.

"I hope you didn't kill Harbinger" Esdeath said in a not so cheerful voice practically staring daggers at Serene.

"No Lady Esdeath I don't believe I did" she gave a serious bow hoping not to encear her aunts wrath. "The leading group of reapers amongst them had different main weapons than the rest of the fleet. Their shields were also different but it was nothing I couldn't break. I also received a slight burn when I was hit by one of their main weapons." she said turning her her head to reveal the fingernail sized burn on her right cheek.

"Hmmm then it's fine, please continue." Esdeath said continuing to eat her bag of chips that she had seemingly pulled out of nowhere.

"Thank you lady esdeath." Serene said giving another quick formal bow sweating bullets

"It's fine Serene it just means the council races won't have to deal with as many. It shouldn't make a difference in the end." Ainz said waving away the issue as one would wave away a fly.

"Is there anything else you need Serene? If there isn't please leave us we have something we need to discus." Ainz said sitting back down in his chair.

"No my lord there is not."

"Good you may leave."

Serene gave a formal bow, turned, and left the room closing the door behind her.

'Sigh she's just like her mother. To headstrong and never thinks anything through.' Ainz thought to himself.

He looked to his old friend and asked "What do you think, should we warn the council. I don't think they would listen even with proof."

"No but they may listen if we scar the shit out of them." The demoness said give a mischievous grin.

"And how do you expect to do that?." Ainz asked slightly tilting his head.

"Well that'll be my little secret… you'll just have to wait and see but it will definitely give them some brown stained pants when I'm finished." She said still showing a mischievous grin.

"Just don't do anything to drastic."

"No promises. But I'll definitely be having some fun."

"Sigh*... Whatever, do whatever you want I couldn't care anymore."

"Really… yata!" she said throwing her hands in the air and jumping back into her seat.

Ainz proceeded to face palm with the following thought being. 'What have I done. This won't end well.'

"Still how did they get our technology? Do you think they managed to hack into our military data vaults?" The overlord asked looking at is now relaxed friend.

"No, not likely G.O.L.D.I.E would of detected a breach that serious and told me straight away. No, they likely got the blueprint's for their new "upgrades"" she said with big air quotes. "When they tapped into kaguya's mind. If that's the case we don't have much to worry about as to my knowledge she only knew about a very old design that had very high mana consumption and low recharge rates."

"It was very inefficient I scrapped those designs two months later, honestly they would of just been better off keeping their normal weapons."

'It would of been much more efficient than those old designs.' she thought to herself.

"Umm. Would you be able to have Albedo gather the council in one week's time, my plans should be in place by then. I'm also going to borrow our new toy, and the Geth's representative if they agree with it." She asked hoping her friend would still agree.

"Yes that should be fine… but please don't do anything that would start another war we don't need one of those at the moment." He said pointing at Esdeath.

She got up off the leather couch walked up to Ainz pushed his arm down got close to his face looked straight into the dark nothingness that was his eyes and said "Ainz san… Ainz san, what's a little fun in love and war… See ya" she said as she lept back into the space-time portal that opened behind her giving a small sarcastic salute on the way in.

"Sigh* I have a feeling that I'm going to regret this somehow."

Nazarick, 10th floor, Esdeath's room

Esdeath flew out of the gate and landed on her bed back first landing with a 'pomf' sound amongst the soft pillows. It had been a while since she had been to her room in Nazarick, but she always like it here even after thousands of years it still felt like home.

She stayed laying there for what felt like hours just staring at the ceiling until she finally figured it was time to get up. She turned her head to look over to the side of her bed and spoke to it as if something was there.

"G.O.L.D.I.E come her please I have a important job for you."

As she said that a small child like orange figure appeared. She looked to be a child of around 10 years of age that highly resembles Esdeath's child form with short platinum white hair that reached down to her shoulders.

"Yes mother what may I do for you today" she asked with childish excitement, giving a quick bow.

"We currently have a new toy in custody I want you to hack into the reapers control network and take it over, I also want you to leave a trojan for later access just incase but I don't think we'll need it if there as stupid as they were before."

"Before? Mother?"the young looking A.I asked. tilting her head.

"Hm... oh… never mind it's nothing. Can you do it?"

"Yes Mother, but I may require support as I don't know their network architecture." She said tilting her head as if thinking about it.

"But it should be fine it's not like I'm taking over the reapers or something like that." she said nervously. Then she took on a serious face.

"I will definitely give my all to this task you have given me." She said enthusiastically giving a hand over heart salute and then bowing.

"Good. Now, what about the geth's representative is it on gown prime?"

"Yes, do you require it's assistance with something?"

"Possibly, it depends on undecided factors but please have the the representative ready to talk to the council."

"Okay!" The A.I said cheerfully."Was there anything else you needed today mother?"

"No G.O.L.D.I.E please get to work."

The little A.I bowed and left to do her tasks as Esdeath thought to herself. 'Time to do something fun.'

Normandy SR2: Terminus Systems

After the destruction of the collector base as well as the humanoid proto reaper in omega 4 Commander Jane Shepard had split from Cerberus on not so friendly terms, her team had left her to go their own way to do their own things.

Garrus went back to Palaven and consults with the Turian brass and report on what he saw in the Collector base and to give them another warning about the reapers that would continue to fall on deaf ears.

Jack had gone to take a teaching job at the Systems Alliance Grisson Academy, a facility dedicated to teaching biotics and young geniuses to reach their full potential. Her acceptance of the job had come from a personal recommendation from Shepard (not that it meant much these days) after the commander rubbed off on her.

Zaeed and Kasumi went there own way they simply told shepard "our job is done here" and got off on the closes transport facility.

Legion had gone back to the collective to them them of its experiences while interacting with organics, it had been a "illuminating" experience for the geth hunter.

Grunt had gone back to Tachanka to lead a new Krogan platoon for the leader of clan Urgnot under special recommendation from Shepard though she was sure that wasn't needed he was strong enough to get what he wanted on his own.

Thane was now in need of constant medical care and now had a permanent hospital room in the citadel presidium' best hospital all to himself all the while trying to rebuild his relationship with Koliat his son.

Jacob and Miranda left Cerberus, the former taking as many people as he can to seek refuge somewhere else away from Cerberus. Miranda turned to her efforts towards chasing down her father.

After they all left it was just her, EDI, joker and a small skeleton the latter of which had decided they wanted to stay on the Normandy and continue to serve with commander Shepard. They were currently on there way back to earth to surrender to the systems alliance after she had been branded a criminal.

She had wanted to get back to Earth and relax for a while even if it was inside a jail cell it was still better than a war zone. She was certain the alliance were going to take the Normandy off of her hands, kick joker off his "baby" and deactivate EDI perhaps permanently, but, she was sure that the A.I wasn't going to let that happen.

The red head walked through the cockpit main doors to talk to joker. Wanting to know how long it would take to get back home she just wanted to get this over with and lay down. Unfortunately for her the universe had other ideas.

"Joker how long do we have till we get back to earth." Shepard said with a sluggish tone.

"About 2 hours mam, I'm taking it slow just to spend as much time with her as possible, I'm going to miss her." he said with sadness in his voice.

"That's fine, but could you speed it up a little I want to get home before Christmas."

"Commander, Christmas isn't for another 138 days. 3308 hours and 21 minutes to be exact, we should reach earth well before Christmas starts." EDI said popping up in the corner of the cockpit.

"I know EDI, it was just a figure of speech."

"Yes commander, I will sto- commander we have a intruder on board unknown threat level."

"How do we have a intruder we're moving at three thousand times light speed that should be impo-."

Realisation dawned on the red head, The only being shed known to do something like this was that small girl that saved her and her team during the horizon colony invasion , she walked out the doors down the hallway and into the CIC to see who it was.

Standing there near the galaxy map with three M-8 avenger assault rifles pointed at her head was a short young pale white girl in a old style grey military coat that had the kanji for "Enforcer" on the back with white pentagram printed gloves and a military cap that had the symbol for the Sorcerers kingdom on it. This was Esdeath Gorgon, Supreme General of the Sorcerer Kingdoms military. Shepard knew this woman and weird things usually followed when she's around and she didn't need this right now.

"Yo Shep waddup long time no see." The young woman said waving her hand, Seemingly not caring about the rifles pointed at her head. Any normal person would of said she was insane... and they wouldn't be wrong.

"To long." the commander said in a sarcastic voice egging the pale girl on for which she received a adorable pout.

"Now what do you want I don't have the time for this." Shepard said in a serious voice. Trying to get this over with as fast as possible.

Esdeath teleported in front of Shepard shocking the skeleton crew still in the CIC. The guards were equally stunned looking around to see where the girl had gone. When they found her they immediately trained their sights on the girls back ready to fire when the order was given.

"Awwww don't ya wanna catch up like old times, you in a hurry to get somewhere?" Esdeath said with a big sarcastic grin. Shepard immediately knew something was up and she didn't like it not one bit, but she still had to ask.

"No. I don't, I hardly know you, we have only met once and it was wired. Now, how did you get on board and why are you here?" Shep asked in the most serious voice she could trying to intimidate the girl.

"Okay, okay geez the way you're acting you'd have thought I did something wrong." Everyone in the room stopped there work and turned to look at the girl with a face that seem to ask if she was insane.

"Ok first I used [instant transmission] to get on board. kaguya said she showed you how it worked, or do you want another demonstration?" she asked with a curious face

"No I d-" Shepard started to give her answer but was interrupted by joker as he spoke over the intercom.

"I want one, can you go steal TIM's cigar." he asked thinking it would be impossible.

'There is no way she can do it, it's one of the most secure place in the galaxy'

The pale girl gave a evil grin to Shepard "okay, be right back." she put her index and middle finger together and raised her hand up to her for head as if attempting a salute. She didn't need to do this she just wanted to be showy.

"No wait!" Shepard shouted as Esdeath shimmered and disappeared.

"Damit joker!." The commander shouted

Anadius: Cronos Station

The Illusive Man or only to a select few Jack Harper had been a having a few headaches lately. First all of the human spy's he'd sent to the Sorcerers Kingdom had fail to report in for nearly two weeks in a row. He was getting frustrated he hadn't received any of the the new civilisations technology or blueprints at all and it was getting annoying. When he tried to talk to his spy's on location for the first time he only received static which should of been impossible, quantum communication couldn't be blocked or tracked, it was just impossible…

The second was Shepard, she had blown up the collector base and had stolen his ship and A.I, it cost him billions making all three and now they were just gone. Worst of all she was on track to surrender to the Alliance, that was a headache in and of itself.

He needed to relax, he needed a smoke to calm his nerves. The Illusive Man got the cigar box he stored in his left breast pocket. Each one of these cigars cost enough to put several kids through college but he didn't care money wasn't a issue, picking one out he placed the box back in his pocket, cut the cigar and lit it he breathed in deep and closed his eyes savouring the taste.

As he opened his eyes again, calmer from the cigar he noticed to the most beautiful little girl he had ever seen standing in front of him bent over with her hands behind her back looking at him with a curious look her mouth in the shape of a O. She had weird yet beautiful eyes and was dressed in a old style military uniform. He wondered who's kid this was but he got the feeling she was much older than she looked, before he could ask her who she was, she spoke first.

"Sorry Jackie boy have to make this quick gotta get back to Shepard… yoink" she said snatching the still lit cigar out of his hands and disappeared in a shimmer of light. It was so shocking and quick to him that he stared at his now empty hand like an idiot wondering what the hell just happened.

When he finally snapped out of it, he lost his normal stoic composure and freaked out, he started breath heavily, rapidly growing heart rate and his mind was racing at a million miles an hour still trying to comprehend what the girl said, there was so much information in such a short sentence, so many implications and what was that about "making it quick" does that mean she intended to talk to him for longer. This wasn't good.

After a half hour of trying to calm down he finally composed himself enough to call Leng, he pushed a button on his chair calling his assassin and now head of security.

"Leng! I want a full security sweep! I want to know how the child that appeared in my observation room got here and have several elite guards placed outside my room at all times.

"Yes sir! If it is here still, we will find it!"

Back on the Normandy

Esdeath repaired in the Normandy' cockpit in a flash of light literally scaring joker out of his chair shattering most of his bones on the right side of his body when he hit the floor-screaming in pain with a "ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGG."

Shepard came running in through the main doors and stared in shock as she saw her pilot and friend unconscious on the ground past out from the pain, she knelt down to feel his pulse to make sure he was alive, thankfully he was. she then turn to stare at Esdeath in the corner rocking back and forth on her heels innocently whistling.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HE COULD OF DIED!" Shepard basically screamed at Esdeath still glaring daggers at her. If only looks could kill…

"Will you relax he'll be fine. Here, I'll fix him" she said calmly making her way over to him, holding her right hand out slowly-glowing in a golden hue still holding the smouldering cigar in her left.

"Stop what are you doing!? He need medical attention!" Shepard said still shouting

"That's what I'm doing. I'm healing him, since I technically did this to him." she said calmly looking at the still fuming Sheppard. The red head tipped her head sideways as if to say go for it, though still with a bit of caution.

Esdeath nodded and cast a [Silent Angelic Healing]. Joker was enveloped it a golden glow that lasted for three seconds.

When the glowing stopped joker opened his eyes and stood up as if nothing was wrong feeling himself over making sure everything was still in place. He turn to look at Shepard then looked at Esdeath and nodded.

"How do you feel joker." Shep asked worriedly

"I feel fantastic, like I could run around the citadel for hours and not break a sweat."

"Okay... go get checked out in the med bay just in case. EDI continue on route, speed up a bit I wanna get home…." she said with a exhausted tone of voice.

"Yes commander."

"Umm… about that…." Esdeath said raising her hand as if to ask a question.

"What about it! Shepard snapped.

"Hang on a sec Shep got a demonstration to complete… Oi Joker before you go!" she said completely ignoring Shepard and walking to Joker.

"Here you go kid" Esdeath stated holding out the cigar to Joker. He picked it up out of her little hands to look at it and laughed like he hadn't done it in years.

"He he hahahaha hahahahaha- what di- hahahahahahahahaha fufufu ffffff, what did his face look like when you took it?" He asked barely getting the question out before continuing to laugh falling over giggling on the flaw.

"I don't know. I didn't stay long enough to see it, let's have a look" the girl said summoning her [mirror of remote viewing] zoning it in on TIM, through it, the image of a broken man looking at his hand like a idiot appeared. Esdeath started giggling uncontrollably. Joker stopped laughing long enough to get up to look at it and immediately went back down. Shepard walked over to see what the two were laughing at when she saw it she joined in the two histarity though not as hard but she had a good chuckle.

A while and some sore stomachs later it was time to get down to business. Esdeath and Shepard moved back into the cockpit to talk. Though was still giggling every now and then.

"Hehehe arrrr that was good" Esdeath said as she continued to giggle internally.

"So now that that's over what did you actually come for I assume it's something important?" Jane asked quizzingly. Tilting her head.

"Yes here have a look at these." Esdeath reached into her pocket dimension shocking Shepard but what she pulled out made her go wide eyed. On the images that Esdeath had pulled out of the darkness that surrounded her hands were hundreds of reapers most like Soveran and some of a type she had never seen before. Looking through the images shuffling them, her curiosity and worry got the better of her, she had to ask.

"Where did you get these and how old are they!?" Shepard asked still wide eye at the images.

"Five days ago, the Bahak System. After these images where taken they were disabled and locked in a localised time stop for 21 earth days, it should be months be for they even reach earth so calm down a bit."

"Calm down?! How can I calm down? They're here... in the galaxy how am I supposed to be calm…. We need to get these to the council as soon as possible!"

"Will you relax. The council as already been notified, there will be a meeting at the end of the week. For now I've come to get you an the Normandy, you're coming with me." Esdeath stated still looking at the clearly distressed Shepard.

"Wait….what, what do you mean "coming with you"? I need to go to earth and warn them about this. And what was that about a time stop… What is that?

"I mean your coming with me whether you want to or not because this ship needs some serious upgrades. And as for the time stop that's classified can't tell you anything else." She said shaking her head slightly.

"What are you talking about?! It's the most advanced frigate in the fleet." 'well at least it was.'

"That may be true, but it's not the most advanced in the galaxy and I aim to do just that. It's going to make Destiny Ascension like a horse and cart in comparison"

Shepard was stunned, Destiny Ascension was the most powerful Asari dreadnought in citadel fleet if what Esdeath said was true. That would make her one of the most powerful people in the galaxy. But there had to be a catch, this wouldn't be happening without one.

"Okay, so what's the catch? Do I have sell my soul or something like that?" Shepard asked in a sarcastic tone, looking at the small admiral.

"Oh no Shepard nothing as drastic as that… though you can if you want, I always need more souls to experiment on hehe." she and with a devilish grin. Shepard just looked at her with a agitated face.

"Geez. What is it with you people and not being able to take a joke…" Esdeath said crossing her arms under her chest with a frustrated face and mumbled something incoherent. "Eve…. Khor…. ughed….t my…. jokes."

"What?…. Whatever…. Answers my question, what's the catch?"

"Hmm. oh, yes I'll be staying on the Normandy to make sure all the experimental stuff works as intended, it's all miniaturised SK dreadnought tech, we wouldn't want a black hole to form inside the ship instead of outside. I'd be the only thing to survive and we can't have that."

"What you dieing or a fucking Black hole forming inside my ship?"

"Well both would be bad for everyone… Are you going to give me your answer or what?" Esdeath asked in a huffish tone.

"Haaaaaaa fine." Shepard sighed but agreed while putting her right hand to her head and shaking it slightly as if feeling this would come back to bite her later.

"Good, go get Joker I want him to see this. I'm going to give you a taste of what your buying." she said with a childish grin.

"Okay, but I have another condition. Stay away from the ship's therapist I don't want her catching whatever you have." Shepard said walking out the door.

"No promises." Her reply practically dripping with sarcasm. Shepard just shook her head and walked to the elevator to go to the med bay on deck three.

Shepard walked out of the elevator after reaching deck three and turned left to go straight to the med-bay, she was worried about joker and curious about what Esdeath had done to him.

She walked through the door and was immediately greeted with a waving Joker and a ship medic that had a disbelieving face like she was looking at something that shouldn't exist.

"Hey commander what's up." Joker said in a joyful voice like something great had just happened.

"Hey joker, you feeling okay nothing to broken I hope." Shepard inquired looking at her friend with a worried look.

"Don't look so worried Shepard. I feel like a million bucks, plus doc here says I'm perfectly fine." He said gesturing to the stunned looking doctor who was going over some kind of data on her omni tool.

"Okay Joker dismissed go back to the pilot's seat I'll be there soon just want to talk with doc here for a sec." joker gave a small nod of recognition, jumped of the med bed and left the room to go back to his seat.

Shepard turned to the doctor and asked. "So what's wrong with him doc?" The doctor turned to her slowly and said.

"Nothing…. there is absolutely nothing wrong with him at all. Whatever that lady did to him turned him into the healthiest living thing in the galaxy. His brittle bone disease is gone, his blood pressure is perfect and any scars he had have disappeared without a trace."

"By all accounts a human so perfectly healthy shouldn't exist, there should be at least something wrong with him, usually after you break a bone or get a large cut, high amounts of adrenaline enter the bloodstream but I can't find that either, it's like it never happened to begin with." the doctor said, mumbling fast enough that Shepard could barely understand her.

"What did she do exactly." The doctor asked Shepard with a face that said 'if you don't answer I'll push you out the airlock.'

"I don't know doc. I couldn't tell you, her hand was surrounded in a golden light for a few seconds and when she got closer to joker he glowed the same colour and before I could figure out what happened he was standing upright as if It was just a bad joke."

"Well those are some odd biotic powers." the doctor replied. Pulling her hand up to her chin in a thoughtful expression.

"Actually I think it was what her people call magic, you know using the rules of another universe to bend this one's." Shepard replied to the doctors words.

"Well, whatever it is I need to get some. It could revolutionise how we treat patients. Being able to treat life threatening wounds in a instant and have them back on the battlefield in minutes could make most modern medicine obsolete." the doctor said with a look that was imagining the future.

"I don't know doc you will have to take that up with her. I know nothing about it anyway I've got to go, apparently she wanted to show us something." Shepard said and walked out the door leaving the doctor to her thoughts.

...

As she got to the bridge she felt something was missing like someone who was supposed to have been here had disappeared, for some reason it irritated her to a uncertain degree. She went to ask Joker who was now doing his job diligently, were the cause of her irritation went but he simply pointed up.

There in the corner of the window outside the ship was a pale girl with the biggest grin she had seen on a living thing. Shepard just said nothing and looked back to Joker and asked.

"Joker, how fast are we going at the moment and why is she outside the ship?" She asked with a neutral face.

"Roughly 3300 FTL ma'am, as for why she is outside she said and I quote "I need to be outside for this, so I'm going for a walk" and she did she walked to the airlock, got in, opened it, then walked up the wall of the ship to where she is now."

"Oh. okay that sounds perfectly normal… is she insan-" she was interrupted by a knocking on the cockpit glass, Shepard turn to look at cause of this insanity.

The girl looked down at Shepard with a semi serious face this time and started to sign with her hands. "Can you pull the ship out into sub light speed, I don't want to cause a time space rupture."

Indeed, she didn't want to test it. Going faster than light through a wormhole could mean terrible things for the people on the other side, like space-time cracking-forming anomalies where time flows differently than normal. It was just better not to test it.

Instead Shepard just ignored her question and asked her own. "Doesn't it hurt up there?" she signed. Shepard long suspected she wasn't human or anything she had seen before, because any normal person would of long been disintegrated by the super-luminal Interstellar winds or the lack of atmosphere and here she was sitting down on top of the ship like it was nothing but a warm summer breeze.

Esdeath shook her head and signed back. "No, it's actually kind of warm and fuzzy. Now can you drop the ship out or what?"

"Sigh* Joker can you drop us out. And here I thought it was going to be a easy ride home…"

"Yes commander I can but if what she is going to do doesn't work we will be 1500 light years form sol that's a 100 day trip at max speed assuming we can find some fuel on the way."

"Just do it, she wouldn't of told us to do it if she couldn't do something about it." Shepard ordered. She had a feeling of what girl was going to do and was wondering what it would feel like.

"Yes ma'am I just hope she isn't going to take us somewhere weird, I've had enough weird for a lifetime." said Joker as he pressed the few buttons on the haptic interface to drop the out safely.

As they dropped out, Esdeath peaked over the window and signed "ready to go?" Shepard gave her a thumbs up as if wait for the question. She nodded and started to sign again. "This is a bit disorienting for first timers so don't worry, you may want to tell EDI to suspend all activity until we are on the other side." Shepard nodded in response.

And with that Esdeath pulled her sword out from her inventory and with a quick diagonal swing she slashed a hole in space-time, the gate that opened before her was five hundred metres wide and three hundred metres high. It was more than enough to fit the relatively small stealth frigate through but she wanted to put on a show.

And Cut

Well I hope you enjoyed reading this, I'm not sure how I did on grammar( if you couldn't tell) or character interactions but hoped you liked it all the same.

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