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To answer a few reviews about why Naruto was focused on Karin's chains. I'll answer it with a question of my own: why would one Uzumaki look at the technique another Uzumaki can use? ;)

Bloody Rogue dragon deity king: Naruto hasn't really thought about doing partial transformation as a way to attack. It's also due to the fact that he is trying to keep his actual status a secret. Sprouting a tail in front of Sasuke and Kabuto would raise suspicion. Sure his friends may have seen it but Kabuto is an enemy with Sasuke not really being a friend and Naruto didn't know Sasuke was still a ninja of the leaf. He thought he turned traitor

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Chapter 52: Tearing it down….

*BOOOOM*

"Mwahahahahaha! YES! THAT'S IT! DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU SEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

*BOOOOM*

Panicked screams could be heard from the citizens as they all began to run away from the area, as building after building, got blasted, or destroyed by a horde of Naruto clones. One building was being blasted by flames, turning it into ash, another was being bombarded by Rasengans, another was covered in paper bombs, and another was being ripped apart by hand. All the while Naruto stood in the street with his hands spread out dramatically. You could even hear dramatic orchestral music playing

"That's right! Destroy! Dattebayo! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Don't you think you are going a bit too far?"

Naruto stopped his laughing and looked to his left at his personal fox summon Kira (large white fox) with his arms still up. "What do you mean?"

Kira sighed before she spoke "I think you are too much into this villain roleplaying." she moved her pay to a radio, hitting the off switch "you even have this music playing while you gave out your 'evil monologue'."

Naruto dropped his arms before laughing a bit "aw come on. It's all in good fun."

"Tell that to the people that ran away as if they were running for their lives."

Naruto looked around to see that there wasn't anyone else around. He shrugged his shoulders before looking back at her "it's better if they aren't here. It makes it easier for me."

Kira sat down next to him before sighing "why did you summon me anyway?"

Naruto smiled up at her "well I wanted you here to help me out ….when I finish anyway and it's nice to have someone to talk to."

"And yet here I sit, watching you act the fool."

Naruto sheepishly smiled at this "well it's still nice having you around really."

Kira smiled at this "well as long as you see me as good company."

Naruto nodded with his foxy grin on

"Hey what's the hold-up?!"

Both Kira and Naruto looked back to the radio to see Gamakichi sitting on it.

"It was just getting to the good part!"

Naruto nodded as he rubbed his hands together "right! Let's get back to it!"

Gamakichi hit the "ON" button for the radio as Naruto continued his evil laugh while "Ride of the Valkyries" played

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kira could only shake her head in amusement at what her summoner was doing.

*BOOOM*

*BOOM*

~elsewhere~

Kurenai couldn't fully comprehend what she was looking at. Here she was sitting in the Dango shop across from one of her best friends, which was normal during their hangouts but it was the person across from her that was causing the bout of confusion. Across from her was Anko but she wasn't the same Anko she knew from before she left on her mission.

"Do you like it?"

"Mmm-hmm!"

Anko had a little girl sitting in her lap and feeding small bits of Dango to her. This was shocking itself but what Anko was wearing just added to it.

Anko would usually wear a long tan trench coat over a fishnet shirt that, at times, would be transparent enough to see the bra she wore if she chose to wear one, and even then the shirt fit her form so well that it was basically a second skin. For her lower half, she would wear an orange skirt that Kuranai would consider indecently short over fishnet shorts that would stop above her knee. Holding the skirt would be a double belt with a part of it going up to a hidden kunai pouch on the small of her back.

But now Anko's attire had changed. She still wore her signature trenchcoat but the fishnet shirt was replaced with a simple black shirt that was baggy enough to hide her figure. Her skirt and fishnet shorts were replaced with Anbu style pants with a kunai pouch tied to her left leg.

Kurenai knew Anko for years and not once was the woman ever afraid to show off her figure, which would cause guys and some girls to look at her with "wandering eyes". Heck, Anko would flaunt her good looks not only for laughs but as an interrogation tactic with some of the more perverted prisoners. Kurenai looked between Anko and the little girl sitting in said woman's lap several times before she saw the look Anko had on her face. The cocky confident woman wasn't here at the moment. Instead, Anko had the look of a caring elder sibling if not a…

That thought caused Kurenai to shake her head a bit. It just seemed so outlandish to think that but the sight in front of her could only show such a thing. However, what the little girl was wearing added to that final thought. She was wearing a similar outfit to Anko's original outfit with it being a Tan jacket over a white shirt and orange shorts. Taking a deep breath she spoke, "so who's this little one?"

Anko was finishing wiping off some food residue from the little girl's mouth before looking at her friend. She placed a hand on the little girls head "this is Asa. Naruto and I brought her back with us after our mission. We rescued her from some bad men and now she is living with me."

This was another shock to Kurenai but this just kept adding up to the thing in her mind. She smiled at Asa bringing up her hand to pat the little girl. "Nice to meet you Asa-chan. I'm Kurenai, a friend of Anko's."

Asa flinched ever so slightly at the touch Kurenai gave but she relaxed at hearing that the red-eyed woman was friends with Anko.

This did not go unnoticed by the two older females.

Anko placed a hand on Asa's shoulder as if to reassure her that everything was fine. She looked to her friend as she spoke "she is still a little jumpy around others. She is only really comfortable around me and Naruto."

At the sound of his name, Asa tilted her head back to look up at Anko "are we going to see Woofy again?"

Anko was about to respond when…

*BOOM*

Everyone in the shop looked out towards the village to see a large puff of smoke in the distance

Kurenai asked "what was that?"

Anko shook her head in the negative "I don't know…..but the alarm hasn't gone off alerting us of an attack."

"Do you think Lady Tsunade should be alerted to this?"

*BOOM*

Anko was about to say something but she then heard something heading their way

"aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

Looking up the three saw an orange blur falling from the sky

Asa was unable to see what it was but Anko and Kurenai could and Anko relaxed at it.

Kurenai grew concerned about the falling Chunin and was about to jump in but was stopped by Anko

"It's ok."

"But ….!"

Before Kurenai could do anything, Naruto landed hard outside the Dangoshop but surprisingly, instead of making a crater, he caused a crack in the ground before he went up in smoke. Kurenai only looked in shock at what just happened

Anko leaned back in her seat "huh, wonder what the gaki is doing if that boom sent one of his clone flying."

Kurenai looked to Anko in confusion. "How can that have been a clone? The clone jutsu is merely an illusion. Unless….is he using an elemental clone? No, the clone went up in smoke which means that it was a shadow clone! "

Anko nodded "it's one of his signature moves. He doesn't really spam it but he knows how to use them."

"Was that woofy?"

Anko and Kurani looked to Asa who had a confused look on her face as she stared at where the clone landed

Anko asked "were you able to see him?"

Asa shook her head "no. but I saw orange."

Anko patted her on the head with a smile "yeah that was woofy. He's doing something right now so you will have to wait to see him again."

Asa puffed her cheeks as she pouted which caused both women to smile

Kurenai then gained a confused look as she heard them talk "why does she call him 'woofy'."

Anko looked to her friend and came up with a quick lie. She brought her hand up to her cheek "the whiskers. They make him look like a dog in Asa's eyes so she calls him woofy." she didn't like lying to her best friend but this was a secret that was not hers to tell.

*BOOOM*

"What is he doing anyway?"

~rooftop near Naruto~

On a roof across the street of the horde of Naruto clones were a pair of watchers who didn't really know what to do at the sight in front of them.

One of the watchers couldn't help but ask "should we….do something about this?"

The Anbu Neko stepped up next to him "no. I already received word from Lady Hokage that we should just let him do what he is doing. We should only interfere if he goes a little overboard. So relax, Hayate."

Hayate sweatdropped as he continued to watch the newly made Chunin continue his rampage on these buildings. "And this…" he gestured to the many destroyed buildings that were in front of them "isn't going overboard?"

Anbu also sweatdropped at this "...nope."

~next day~

Naruto was walking through the rubble of the destroyed buildings his clones had destroyed, with Kira walking with him. The previous day was spent destroying the buildings and they finally stopped when the sun had long since gone down. He was looking around thinking about what he was going to do with it but as he was walking a water pipe burst causing the water to spray upwards and drizzle on him and Kira.

Kira looked towards Naruto as she shook a bit "I thought you said you shut that down."

Naruto shook himself before running his hand through his hair "I did." he and Kira moved out of the sudden shower before shaking again and tried to dry themselves off

"HEY!"

Naruto and Kira looked behind them to see a man running towards them….or trying to since he was trying to get through all the debris.

Naruto recognized the man as the one he dealt with when he signed those papers. He waited for the man to get to him with a smile on his face.

The man finally got to Naruto only to pause at the sight of a large white fox glaring at him

Naruto turned his head to see Kira glaring at the man so he brought his hand up to calm her down. He moved towards the man who seemed to regain his nerves as he glared at the blonde

"What the hell are you doing her brat?!"

Naruto didn't lose his smile despite the hostility he felt from the man. He pointed at the ground "redecorating."

"REDECORATING! YOUR TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY! Wait till I tell the Hokage about this. She will have you executed for this!"

Naruto didn't know whether to laugh or facepalm at this. So all he did was blow a raspberry at the man "yeah right. Besides, I'm not the one trespassing."

"You little brat! When the owner of my house hears about this, he will have to Hokage string you up."

Naruto went into a faux thinking pose tapping his finger on his chin "new owner….new owner…..Oh! Do you mean" Naruto hinged into the form he used when meeting this man and smiled at him "this guy?"

The man had several thoughts come to his mind as he stood there in shock but it stuck to one solution "what did you do to him?"

Naruto undid his henge and chuckled "all I did was make him up."

"What?"

"The guy who you met wasn't real. I made him up when I chose to meet up with you when you were selling your property and land."

"Liar!"

Naruto couldn't help but roll his eyes at this. Reaching into his pouch he pulled out a scroll before unrolling it to show it was a storage scroll. Unsealing its contents to show a small stack of papers, he began to look through them before finding the one he was looking for. He pulled it out of the stack before shoving it into the man's face.

The man went wide-eyed as he recognized what it was. It was the deed to the plot of land that he had signed off to the man that came to him but the thing was that it didn't have the man's name. It had Naruto's.

Naruto couldn't stop his smile from growing "you never saw what was signed on the paper as you were excited about the new house you got on the other side of the high class living district. I was the man, you signed it off in my name and now I own this plot of land."

The man stood there with a dumb look on his face. He couldn't believe it. He had signed off his land to the "demon brat" and the document had been approved by the Hokage since he saw the Hokage stamp on the bottom of the document.

Naruto pulled the paper back and put it into the stack of papers. He turned back around to join with Kira who was sitting patiently for her summoner to return

The man continued to stand there for a few seconds before he snapped back to reality and shouted out again "you still destroyed property that wasn't yours!"

Naruto looked over his shoulder with the biggest smirk on his face. "Wrong. I destroyed property that I do own."

"Wha….!"

Naruto pulled out other papers from the stack in his arms. "This one is for the one next door," he pulled out another "this one, for the house behind your old house…" he pulled out a third "and this one is for the one, two houses down." he put the papers back in order before he pulled out his sealing scroll and sealing them away "anyway, I own this large piece of land and the Hokage had already made it official."

The man felt his brain malfunctioning now. He began to forget his biased anger and dumbly asked "what…..are you going to do with it?"

Naruto smirked at the man, not feeling like giving him an answer before he remembered something. He pulled out a scroll before walking up to the man. Naruto saw that the man was still out of it so he grabbed the man's hand and gave him the scroll. "That has some things that I found in the house. They looked like Niknaks and small stuff but I don't know if you forgot about them or something so here. Just have a random shinobi channel chakra into it to unseal the stuff." with that Naruto began to walk away leaving the man to just stand there

~elsewhere~

Several Naruto clones were all gathered around, each one reading from a book and one with a large piece of paper and pen.

"We should put that in the back. It makes more sense."

"You mean the south side?"

"I think he means on the east side."

"Wait….. Where is the gate going to be."

"It should be facing the street!"

"But what side?"

"Forget the gate! Where are we putting the training room?"

"Do we even have a layout for the whole thing!?"

All the Naruto's continued to bicker about things until it became a fight over where the Ramen storage should go and they dropped the books to the ground. The books were all about construction and building with two of them named "how to build a home" and "construction for dummies".

~a week later~

Naruto was bored. He had spent all his time in construction and now he needed something to do other than that. He had teams of shadow clones still building and reading about construction so that he could finally have a home.

At first, he was going to just buy one of the houses in the high-class district but then a small spiteful side of him felt the need to get back at some of the villagers. So why not start by getting a home that is far grander than what they have. The only thing greater than a high-class house is a clan compound but since there were no empty clan compounds other than the Uchiha's, which he and his father agreed not to even consider, he would build one. Thanks to his winnings he got at several casinos, in the village, and out of the village, he made enough to buy the amount of land needed.

"It's amazing how fast people will say 'yes' if you bring out a pile of money." Naruto mused to himself until he realized he arrived at his destination. A four-way street intersection. "Ok better get started." he removed his bracers and greaves before gently placing them on the ground. Reaching into his weapons pouch he grabbed a set of tags before he sent them flying in random directions.

Everyone around the intersection were looking at the boy in confusion at what he had just done. A lot of them were whispering among themselves about what the "Kyuubi brat" could be doing.

Once Naruto finished what he was doing he just sat down cross-legged in the middle of the intersection. "Let's see how long this goes." he waited for one of them to make the first move.

The villagers just glared at the boy sitting there as if he owned the street. Many of them remembered seeing the boy destroy several buildings in a part of the village and they began to believe that he was starting his attack. After a few men got together they began to approach the boy threateningly.

Naruto could only smile at them as they got closer. 'That was fast.' he watched them with his eyes flitting to them and then down to a spot on the ground 'just a little more an~d…..'

"Listen you little….!"

*POOF* *SPLAT*

The men were all hit by pies that were launched out of the tag Naruto placed on the ground. Naruto laughed at the sight of the men with pie on their faces "so that's what that one was HAHAHAHA." the tags he had thrown were unknown to him as he had shuffled a bunch of random tags that he took from his "prank stack". He didn't know which tag did what since he chose not to look at them so he would enjoy the surprise.

The men glared at the boy before they took another step. Only to be launched into the air by a torrent of water that burst from where they stepped

Naruto watched the men fly with whistle "*whistle* so they get messy and then get a bath. Hmm."

"The Kyuubi is attacking! Get him!"

Another group began to charge at Naruto who just sat there with a smile. Unfortunately, they also stepped on a tag that exploded in pink smoke

Naruto was rolling on the ground in laughter as he saw the second group covered in a pink substance. "So that's hahaha where the bubblegum tag was HAHAHA."

Some in the group were somehow put in odd positions. One pair were stuck together face to face that made it look like they were kissing and another pair, somehow, had one guy with his head on another guys ass.

This kept going with a group going to attack the boy, only to step on a prank tag and ending up in odd situations. Such as his classics, clothes swaps or removal, paint splattered on them, and some new ones such as unleashing spiders, snakes, and rats. Many of the tags with rubber ones…...and a few with real ones. A few more tags had glue that got them stuck to surfaces and he had a few genjutsu tags that made them begin to act like chickens, pigs, or cows. He was glad on reading that book on genjutsu and figuring out how to incorporate them into seal tags

~later~

"This just got sad."

Naruto had his eyes closed as he was now laying on his back with his arms behind his head and leg crossed over his propped up knee. This had been fun the first hour but after the second passed, it just got stupid. Not that he thought the pranks got boring, he still chuckled at them but it was more on the fact that the people STILL wanted to get him. "You would think they'd learn by now."

"Naruto-kun? What are you doing?"

Naruto opened his eyes to see the familiar face of an old man. He smiled at said old man "hey Jiji! Haven't seen you in a while."

Hiruzen chuckled as he looked down at the boy "well that's because you never visit me. I know I'm retired but that doesn't mean you can't hang around this old man."

Naruto got up to a sitting position facing Hiruzen "I thought you would want a break from all my craziness."

Hiruzen smiled at how considerate the blonde was to him "as long as you don't prank me than I wouldn't mind your company. By the way…." he looked around at all the chaos the citizens were in "...what is all this? Another pranking marathon?"

Naruto shook his head "Nah, I got bored working on my project over by the high-class district so I came here to relax a bit."

Hiruzen sweatdropped at how the boy "relaxed". "By the way, are you the one that caused all that loud noise in that district?" seeing the boy nod he asked another question "what are you doing over there anyway."

"I'm surprised you didn't find out already."

"I am retired. I do not have Anbu reporting directly to me anymore."

Naruto shrugged his shoulders "well why not come with me and check it out." he got up to his feet while dusting his pants off "I'm kinda done here so I might as well head back." he then began to walk back to the construction site

Hiruzen nodded his head as he began to follow the blonde. After a few steps he looked over his shoulder "should you not help them out of their…..predicament?"

"Nah. it should wear off in an hour or two and if not someone can get them out. They aren't really that stuck."

Hiruzen could only chuckle at that. No matter how badly the villagers had treated Naruto, he would never retaliate in an extremely harmful way.

~Omake, the 9 punishments~

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ino stared in horror at what she was seeing. She had been mentally preparing herself for whatever punishment Naruto would come up with for number 9 but she didn't expect this although she should have based on a few of the previous ones.

Punishment 1: was simple. Something people would just find annoying. Naruto would just randomly take an item and hide it somewhere it shouldn't be. This included keys, notes, or semi-important papers. This was childish in her opinion

Punishment 2: was a little more annoying. He would take away wallets and money stashes for some time. Mainly when she wanted to go shopping. This got on her nerves but she could handle it.

Punishment 3: was an odd one. He would somehow sneak into her room and steal all of her left shoes. He even did it once when she was asleep and she didn't even notice he was there! She didn't understand why this was even a punishment. It just made the day difficult.

Punishment 4: he got her parents to do this one. She would get all the chores that other clan members were meant to do. She wasn't sure how he bribed her parents but she would figure it out one day

Punishment 5: she didn't know how he did it. But when she was out on a shopping spree and she saw a dress she wanted, she would go inside and ask for one in her size. Once the clerk would come back they would always say that they only have the dress or outfits in size XXXL. this usually made her eye twitch as she felt like there was a subtle fat comment in there. She swore that she would one day find where he put all the dresses he got.

Punishment 6: just embarrassed her. When she goes out into the village he somehow put in odd noisemakers in her sandals. Each day it would be a different one from squeaky noises that would get the attention of every canine she walked by to even fart noises that she tried her best to hide the fact that they were coming from her or rather her feet. During the academy, she found a way around this one by getting another pair from a store but recently even if she did this, the new pair would still make the noises. She had a feeling he was laughing at her nearby.

Punishment 7: made her grit her teeth. He would put in hair dye in her favorite shampoo that would change her hair color. The most annoying one was when she had pink hair for an entire week. She would use the henge to make herself look normal but she always felt exhausted at some point and would need to take a break. This was horrible during the academy when her chakra reserves were low.

Punishment 8: made her want to kill the blonde. All her outfits would suddenly be the different colors of the rainbow. All except her favorite color of purple violet. They were neon colors that would scream out "HERE I AM KILL ME!" much like Naruto's old jumpsuit….

Speaking of which. This was Punishment 9: everything. Every. Single. Article of clothing had been replaced…...with that monstrosity that Naruto used to wear but with a similarity to the previous punishment. They were different colors of the rainbow other than her favorite color, black, or white. Heck, the pajamas she wore to sleep were also one of those jumpsuits. She wanted to go out and immediately buy an outfit she could be seen in but the problem is that all she had were the jumpsuits. She would not dare go out in such a thing. She had gone through every drawer, box, and through her closet but all she could find were jumpsuits. There was only one way to go out and get another outfit. She tried to henge the one she was wearing for Pjs into her usual outfit but for some reason, she couldn't change it. Her chakra just wouldn't affect the clothes no matter how many times she tried. The only way she could go out was if she made herself completely naked and henge the outfit. This was something she would NOT do. She might have felt a little more protected if she could at least have a bathing suit or her panties and bra but she couldn't find them either. She made a promise to herself that she would kill her boyfriend the next time she saw him but right now all she was going to do was lock herself in her room until the punishment was over. She could only wish that it would end soon. But she would do one last thing before she started her mini hermit life "I'M GOING TO GET YOU NARUTO!

~with Naruto~

Naruto woke up to the scream coming from Ino. He smiled as he got the memories of the clone sent to begin the punishment "love you too, Ino." he closed his eyes again as he decided to get a few more Zs

End of Chapter

Hope you liked the chapter and the Omake. People asked about the punishment, I was originally going to make a chapter that had it but I could not think of a long enough section for it apart from what you just read. I was also going to put it in a later chapter but several of you have wondered about it so I put it here.

I was originally going to have Naruto just buy a house but I got the idea of him having a compound of his own but since there were no other compounds other than the Uchiha one, I thought "why not have Naruto build his own compound."

Also I wanted to add Asa into the story a bit more

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