Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"So this is where I'm going to live now... it's very... cozy..."

"It's fine if you want to call it a downgrade you know, I do realize you lived in an actual castle before this. Still don't know why you want to stay with me when you could stay with Rias." Naruto stated as he showed Ravel to her room. She had insisted that she stay with the only person that she was comfortable being around.

That was him apparently.

Not Rias, another female high class devil that she had experiences with before hsi own, nope she was most comfortable with him for some reason. He understood what she was trying to do, he was dense but not ignorant. She had made it clear she had no intentions of giving up on him, which would be awkward for him when he shared a home with Asia.

"It's not a downgrade at..."

"Gonna keep lying to me?" Naruto asked her, since she looked around. It was a log cabin that was halfway submerged into a mountain, and while it had all of the basic needs of a house and comfortable living, it wasn't anywhere near as fancy as her place she called home. It didn't have a ton of things that one would have to occupy their time with.

When Naruto had free time, he worked towards his goal and trained, or he spent time with Asia and Issei.

"So, what say you and I-" Ravel smiled at him. She gestured to the bedroom, since the easiest way for her to complete her goal would be pregnant first and then marraige. Also, physical intimacy was just as effective of a method of growing closer to a person as a conversation. After sex talks was literally the only way that her brother got to know his peerage, many of them he seduced into his peerage, and only got to know them as people after he had sex with them.

It was effective, if crude.

"No thanks... Ravel." Naruto took a moment to remember her name, which he should by all means know without needing to think about it. Strange because he remembered her name just fine moments ago. That had been happening the last few days, where words or names would just vanish from his memory for a few moments. He had never had this problem before he turned into a Devil, and it was actually pretty worrying for him.

He had forgotten his mother's name at some point, and he was still unable to recall what her name was. He could not for the life of him remember who she was by name, he remembered what she looked like by photo of her, and he could remember things about her, but her name escaped him.

Kushina.

"I figured it was a long shot, well the offer is always open if you want to take it. I'll make myself familiar with the kitchen then, a very basic stove like this is going to take some getting used to." Ravel stated as she took her sweater off and rolled up her sleeves. She opened the food storage and looked at what she had to work with.

Naruto's phone rang.

It was Asia.

"Sup Asia, what do you need? I thought you would be at the clubroom?" Naruto asked, since Asia rarely called him when she was with Rias. Unlike him, who appreciated being away from the clubroom as much as possible, Asia actually enjoyed spending time with everyone. "Koneko and Kiba did what? Oh, that sounds hilarious. I'll be there as soon as I can." Naruto stated after he heard what Asia said on the other end of the phone.

He hung up after the short call.

"I'm something of a baker, so to celebrate my arrival in this household, I would like to bake a cake using this kitchen. Of course, I'm going to need to go shopping, because-" Ravel was smacked in the face when Naruto tossed his wallet at her. She blinked in surprise when the wallet fell into her hands, and she saw that Naruto had taken his jacket off and was getting ready to go out of the door. "-what are you doing?"

"Koneko and Kiba hurt each other training, apparently they hurt each other in really funny ways. Koneko tried to be like a leaf, and Kiba tried to be a mountain."

-In the Clubroom-

"My..." Koneko was laying on the ground with her hand between her legs. She was already a rook, so while being a mountain would be great for her, she needed to play to her strengths and be agile like a cat. So she had tried to think of herself as a leaf on the wind, and her training would have been to attack Kiba while he was swinging a very demonic steel sword (very blunt, since demon swords could actually cut her).

She had taken a hit between the legs.

A direct hit right against her pussy, and while she had been kicked between the legs before, she had assumed it wouldn't hurt as much because she lacked balls. Well, as it would turn out since the vagina was placed differently than the balls, she just needed to get hit at a slightly different angle to experience that type of pain.

"Hahahahahaha!" Issei was on his back laughing.

Kiba was on the couch as well, with a towel over his face and his hands between his legs as well.

"It's not funny... I don't think they work anymore... I'm so sorry for getting you there Koneko." Kiba had struck true at the same time that Koneko had struck true. Their friendly spar, when Koneko had done a backflip at the wrong time, ended up with her kicking his nose so hard that he went flying while swinging his sword, and he struck her right in the cunt.

She kicked him in both the face and the balls when she jerked in shock from getting attacked where she did.

"I'm never kicking another man's balls... except for Issei, the second I'm better, I'm punching your nuts-"

Naruto jerked opened the door and rushed in, seeing both Kiba and Koneko were in delicate positions. Issei stood up and walked over to Naruto, before he sent him a thumbs up.

"I got it on video."

"Sent it to me, I want to watch it myself." Naruto responded to Issei as he looked at the sour duo glaring at Issei while Asia healed Kiba first. Since he got it in two places, and he was kicked by Koneko, his injuries were deemed potentially permanent damage.

Naruto watched the video.

There was Kiba, swinging his sword at Koneko as she did a backflip. He stayed completely firm as she took aim at him with a kick. He foot hit true and nailed him in the face, and his body jerked in pain from the hit as his arms swung down even faster than before. In mid-air, she had her panties in view when the sword crashed down on the front of her panties full force and she jerked in pain and ended up kicking Kiba a second time, only in the groin because he was already in motion from the earlier kick.

It was a clusterfuck of an accident.

"Oh, well I guess this serves you two right. Image training, focusing your mental image with determination, isn't something you master just because you think about it really hard. You have to force your body, with your determination, to actually do what you're demanding of it. It's like Killing Intent, focusing your desire to kill so much that others can feel it. Also..." Naruto gave a serious analysis of what had happened and where they went wrong. It took a serious amount of determination and a real goal to be able to master having a firm mental image.

Just 'I'm a leaf' and expecting to dodge a sword doing crazy flips and moves didn't work, you would dodge some sword strikes with your own skills, but you weren't actually a leaf. All the image training did was put your body in a relaxed state so that you increased your agility in away.

It didn't give you skills that you didn't already have.

"Also? Kiba asked as he lifted the towel off of his face.

He had Koneko's shoe printed on his face.

"... Hahahahahahahaha!" Naruto pointed and laughed at Kiba and Koneko, when he saw that Koneko had left her footprint on Kiba's face and pants. He looked at Koneko, and saw that she had a similar bruise going over her stomach and down her groin even if it was hidden by her panties.

Issei put an arm around Naruto's shoulder, and Naruto stopped laughing for a moment to make eye contact with Issei.

Both of them grinned.

"Okay you two, that's enough, you've both-"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAH HA HA!" Naruto and Issei laughed loudly together. Rias, who had spoken up, sat back down and palmed her face. Both Koneko and Kiba burned red in embarassment at being laughed at.

'Oh, I am going to get revenge.' Koneko thought as she glared at the laughing boys.

The question was how she could get revenge against Naruto, since she figured that there was no realistic way that she could revenge herself onto him. Before she could think about Naruto though, Koneko grabbed one of her shoes and threw it at Issei.

Issei went down.

"My twig and berries."

"Oh, the iro-"

Naruto blinked.

"Welcome home, and... hello nun." Ravel stated when she greeted Naruto and Asia as they walked through the front door tohether.

Naruto blinked again.

'What the fuck... what the hell, when did I get back home. I didn't teleport... did I black out, and walk here?' Naruto felt his heart race as he mentally tried to hold back his freak out. He had an entire skip in his memory. Naruto looked down at his phone while Ravel greeted Asia with disdain, and he saw that about 37 minutes had passed since he could remember the last time he checked the clock. He got to the clubroom about 10 minutes after he last checked the clock, meaning he had about 27 or 20 minutes that were completely missing from his memory.

That was a lot worse than him forgetting somebodies name.

"Hey Naruto, are you okay, you seem pale?"

"Yeah, we can eat later, I think you should-"

"I'm going to bed." Naruto interrupted both of the girls concerned about him, and rushed passed them as he moved to his room. His heart was pounding.

He had a complete black out, where he had no memory of anything that he had been doing. His heart was completely out of control with how hard it was pounding, and he didn't know what he needed to do in this situation.

Not to mention, his stomach pains were getting worse.

What was wrong with him!?

Chapter End!
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-Remember-
To Azazel and Merlin and other Uzumaki, Naruto's symptoms are normal and can be helped by fixing the problem.
That doesn't apply to Naruto though.
He has no clue what is wrong with his body.