After the Writer with bad Grammar T-T posted their new chapter of Re:Zero, Why Me? I got hyped with Re:Zero and decided to write one crossover story of some unfortunate character being summoned to Lugnica. So... the (un)fortunate character is Adolf Reinhardt!
Now comes the question. Will Adolf Reinhardt be happier here? Or was he far better off from his original world? I'll try my best to lead the poor man to a happy ending, but seriously, which universe is considered better?
Important note to everybody: The name Adolf will be mentioned many times and I want you to know that this is a name that belongs to somebody who is completely different from Adolf Hitler. He may be German, but he ain't Hitler so please don't be offended by the name 'Adolf' that would be mentioned many times throughout this whole fanfic.
'Re:Zero-Starting Life in Another World' belongs to Nagatsuki Tappei and 'Terra Formars' belongs to Sasuga Yu.
Adolf Reinhardt clenched his teeth as he started to fall. Damn it. Damn it all. He wasn't going to survive this. Holes in his shoulder and his head, he was going to die with no doubt. His body was burnt to a crisp thanks to the overuse of his drug that triggered his Mosaic Organs.
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It was… so frustrating, dying like this. Without any accomplishments, being used as a tool, constantly being lied to by everybody.
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Breaking his promise he made to himself… he failed. He failed to save everybody and now he was going to die. All of his companions: Uaku, Henrique, Sandra, Fritz, Antonio, Rachel Mirapix, Johann… Eva… They would all die… in worse cases be experimented by those filths alive… and he couldn't do anything, he could do nothing but lay down and go to sleep. Adolf Reinhardt was so tired. Throughout his miserable life, throughout this doomed expedition, Reinhardt never found peace. But he had the capability to hope. That was why he whispered into Eva's ear. Whispered the secret that only he knew about.
'A world with the vaccine…'
Reinhardt began to fall.
'A world with no lies…'
Reinhardt's arm flew away.
'A world with true peace…'
Reinhardt's body met the floor.
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'A world… where somebody would love me for sure…!'
Little did the no.2 know that he had a bomb inside his body. A bomb that would exterminate everybody(?) and would disintegrate his flesh completely(?). But little did the man who made it to M.A.R.S. ranking 2nd, know that his story was not over yet.
'A world… where I would have the reason to live…'
White. The explosion… was white. Just as what Reinhardt wanted. Blank and simple. Just as h—
—e wanted…? …
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Was zum teufel?!
What is this?! Where is he?
Color. That was the first thing that came to Reinhardt's mind. Could… anything be this colorful? Yellows, greens, blues, oranges, and pretty colors were all around him. Strange… the last thing he saw was pure white, surrounding him and his body going really, really light…
Villages. From the colors, now he could make out villages and laughter. Children. There were children around. Was he in heaven? Was he even allowed in heaven in the first place? Objects started to form in his eyes. It was a village… no… it was a town… no… it was… it was a city?! Reinhardt squinted his eyes in confusion as his vision slowly gained more focus. That's weird… aren't there any buildings in a city? All… of the houses were old-fashioned, and the clothes the people wore were…
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People?
A green-scaled lizard walked on his two legs and had a spine that was holding his upper body. A furry feline presumably a woman was walking on her two legs and had a spine that was holding her upper body. A wagon passed by and the harness… was latched onto two dinosaurs…
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Was… this the future? Did he somehow miraculously survive the doomed situation? Did his country recover him and freeze him until they found a way to bring him back? No… that wouldn't make any sense… He should wake up in a laboratory, not in the middle of a city that somehow came from the medieval times. But how else is he going to explain these animals who dressed and walked like human beings? Did the M.O. Operation became such a widespread thing that the descendants of the operation lived on and gradually filled up the Earth with new species?
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No… people were staring at him. Of course, they were staring at him. He didn't belong here, he was a freak, he was an outcast, or… was he? Could he be a freak in a world where the term 'normal' does not exist anymore? Could he be accepted in this new society? Can he find somebody that would truly treat him like a human being?
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So many questions. First… first, he wanted to hide for a bit.
He quickly covered his scarred mouth and plunged into the swarm of people. In a crowd full of people, don't run. Act as if you are one of them and so long as he did that, no problem will befall on him. Even when Adolf wanted to bolt, he stayed calm and walked to a deserted alleyway. He needed a lot to think about this and he sure as heck needed to consider all possibilities.
In his heart, a shrapnel of hope started to spread throughout his veins, spreading slowly but steadily as he begins to hope for a better life. Surely, this mysterious one can't be worse than his first, can it?
"Give us all your fucking money!"
Ah… some things never change, do they? Criminals, gangsters, punks… all desperate, squirming to breathe in the suffocating society.
"Hey, hey! Are you even listening to us?"
But that couldn't justify their actions.
"Okay now, do you think—"
Suddenly from far away, the voice of a little girl came and Adolf sharpened his eyes to focus on the sound.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
And so, Reinhardt obliged.
"H-hey?! Wh-what the fuck do you think you're doing?!"
As Adolf moved the large man who had him by his collar was also dragged along by his movements. It was comical to see the giant being toyed by a man like Adolf, but make no mistake. Adolf was 180cm, 88kg. That was no 'small' man. It was the man itself, trained to fight humanity's worst nightmare, humanity's no.2 standing just below Joseph Gustav Newton: the pinnacle of strength and who stands on the apex of all human, and a bunch of ordinary generic thugs weren't going to stop the man from doing what he pleased at the moment.
"Thank you, mister!" Cried the young girl. A girl with a height around one and a half meter, blonde, red eyes, and sharp tooth. Adolf scrunched his face in displeasure by the lack of clothing by the young girl. Clearly, this girl was from the slums for she was wearing rags. If she wasn't she would've worn something more decent and something less revealing than what she wore.
Then, the next moment surprised Adolf greatly. The girl swiftly jumped. She swiftly jumped twice her height and bounced from one wall to another and in a flash, she was gone. His theory of the widespread of Mosaic Organs could explain those movements. There wasn't anything else he could think of. Or… was the girl simply talented? No… no girl will be able to pull that off. That required skill, strength, intelligence, and—
Adolf saw the fist of the other brute coming a mile away, so he did what he had to do. He caught the fist and felt the power behind the punch.
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Weak… wasn't the term. Normal was the term he would use. Just average like his world. Is it that this human didn't have enough genes of his ancestors who had Mosaic Organs? That wouldn't make sense. If it were the case, he should've chosen a different job rather than being a punk. Was it possible that he did not activate his ability yet? Adolf stared hard at the punk's teeth. A snake? A bat? The two sharp teeth are certainly not from human heritage. What is his M.O. type anyway?
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Frustrating. He wasn't going to get his answers this way.
"Why are you looking at me like that you—"
BTTTZZZZZZZ
ADOLF REINHARDT—GERMANY
27 YEAR OLD—MALE—180cm/88kg
_ELECTRIC EEL_
ZOOLOGICAL NAME: ELECTROPHORUS ELECTRICUS
M.O. TYPE: FISHES
M.A.R.S. RANKING 2nd
"GAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Screamed the skinny blue-haired punk as he was electrocuted. It was pain that the man had never felt before. It hurt so much that ripped his body in two, it hurt so much that he knew his insides were being roasted. It hurt so much that for a moment he believed the death was a mercy. An act of kindness. The punk fell with steam rising from his fallen body.
"H-hey!" Roared the big one as he reached out to grab Adolf by his head, but Adolf was faster and stronger than the giant man.
'Is he a gorilla? Then again, he's smaller than Sylvester Asimov…' Thought Adolf quietly to himself as he simply swatted the brute's hand away. The brute lost his balance and fell towards his other companion, the short and stout one.
BTTTZZZZZZZ
""GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"" Screamed the two as their cloth couldn't prevent the electricity from flowing between the two of them. Then in a few seconds, they too became a heap of deeply fried flesh, unconscious and twitching every now and then. Adolf just hoped that the police wouldn't be after him for this. It would take a long time explaining the situation and showing that he didn't have an identification card.
"?" Adolf suddenly turned his head towards a place where he felt somebody. And that was when he saw the most beautiful woman in his life. Was it a perfect doll that Ghepetto managed to make? Was it the perfect artificial being that Frankenstein was able to create? What Adolf saw was the definition of beauty itself. Could it possibly be Freya(Norse Goddess)'s reincarnation?
Silver hair, silver hair dancing lightly to the breeze with her braid perched on the top of her head. Lilac eyes that shown mysterious light. White and purple mixed perfectly in her attire. The purple ribbon and the white flower on her head.
Was she indeed a Goddess by any chance? Adolf continued to look at her with his mind still on overdrive.
Her frail soft skin. Her soft looking lips. Her elvish—
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Was? Elvish…?
Adolf gaped at the sight of the ears and then berated himself for thinking such a far-fetched fantasy species. Elves? What a laugh. Those ears were definitely some kind of side effect from her ancestors who had M.O.
"Excuse me" Came the voice of the beauty who spoke to Adolf. Even if it sounded casual Adolf could listen to the layer of cautiousness under her voice. "Just what have you done to these poor people?"
Adolf calmly raised his hands in mock surrender.
"You are mistaken" He spoke normally. "These three gentlemen tried to mug me, and what I did to them was an act of self-defense"
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"...?" Was… the girl talking with somebody else?
"Fine. I'll trust you" Spoke the girl. Huh… how did she trust him so easily? "But before I leave, may I ask you a question?"
"... Sure…" Spoke Adolf hoping it wouldn't be a question that he wouldn't know the answer.
"Have you happen to have seen someone that was running around this area? I have been robbed of a very important object that belongs to me and I need to find the thief as fast as possible"
"... Yes. I think I may have seen the thief. This tall" Adolf placed his hands somewhere where he thought the little girl was at. "Blonde hair and red eyes, correct?"
"Yes, thank you. Do you mind telling us where she went?"
Wait a minute.
"What… do you mean by us?" Spoke Adolf suddenly twitching with anxiety. There was… somebody else? Were they invisible? It would be for the best to send a current of electricity around his b—
"She means me!" Came the boyish voice from the silver-haired girl. Then the impossible happened.
A cat appeared. A small sized cat with a golden earring and a purple bag slung over its shoulder.
"Are you a ventriloquist?" Adolf blurted out. He said this because there was no way this cat was talking. There was no way this cat could talk at all! It didn't even have the vocal cords to talk like a human so why was it talking like one?!
"A ven-what?" Said the girl frowning, holding the cat. She slowly walked over to Reinhardt with a pout on her face. "Please mister, I'm running out of time! Could you please point the direction where the thief went?!"
"Hmm, I don't know Lia~" Spoke the impossible being. "It seems as if it's the first time he had seen a spirit before~"
A… spirit…? Did that cat just identify itself as a spirit? What… what an illogical… senseless… impossible…
"Hey!" Said the girl raising her voice. "I know it may be quite hard for you to like a half-elf like me, but can you at least tell me where the thief went, please?"
And… this girl identified herself as a half-elf…? Was zum Teufel?
"Hey! Hey! H-ey!"
"Oi, oi, mister~ Although you don't seem like a bad guy, it's quite rude to ignore my daughter you know?"
Adolf was mute for only a few seconds but his mind raced so fast that it felt like he was standing for days and weeks. Stars stuck on the milky way spun fast and fast into a dizzy white streak of circular lights and Adolf was stuck in the storm of his mental crisis. Scheiße was the only word that processed in his head and it stuck there, repeating like a broken recorder. Adolf's eyes glazed with insanity and insanity as he slowly fell to the pit of madness…
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Then, it all stopped.
"I… may lead you to your thief. I believe I may know where to find her…"
The so-called half-elf's eyes widened with hope. "Really?" She spoke with hope and doubt. "Can you really prove your words?"
"He's not lying and there's no malicious intent from his voice" Spoke the impossible beast now floating. Floating in the air. "We can trust him and besides he for some reason is very afraid~ I doubt he would do anything stupid to you"
These two beings… these two are probably the most likely ones to prove him a terrifying theory he just made. He was just helping them to know sure if he was wrong and for his sake, he prayed to God that he was wrong.
Theory number two was that this wasn't Earth. This was somewhere else that wasn't even Mars. This was a place where the laws of physics were different. This was a place where the laws of energy didn't add up. Chaos theory. Other dimensions. What if he, Adolf Reinhardt woke up in a different world?
With the beauty and the beast, he was going to find out soon enough. After the truth… after the truth, he'll figure something out.
Scheiße
Was zum teufel: What the heck
Scheiße: Crap
Poor Reinhardt. Now he's going to be teased constantly for his last name is the same as Reinhard van Astrea. And BTW f**k Reinhardt's wife. I hated her.