Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto. It is the respective property of Masashi Kishimoto.

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It's been a while since Naruto has taken this much satisfaction in sleeping, otherwise, it's usually a lame but indispensable task for him. In the past few years, Naruto has almost neglected his needs and has completely forgotten what a peaceful sleep really means. Ever since he has moved in with his girlfriend, he can't help but heed the lack of self-caring in himself. With Sakura, it's always about what she wants and how she wants. "I sometimes hate that aspect of her" he mumbled with his eyes closed in order to cherish the moment more.

"If you are done with your rant about Sakura, you can let go of me, Naruto. As much as I like your company, I can't help but feel a little uncomfortable in this position now" a half-sleeping Sayuri whispered gently as she turned around to look him in the eyes. "Perfect start of the day" she added.

Naruto shuddered when the index finger of his friend brushed off his cheek. "Uhhh," he considered telling her to quell but ultimately decided to let her do her things. Also, him cherishing her affection didn't help things either.

"You know, you for some ridiculous reason look way better in the daylight, Uzumaki" she complimented him in her own unusual way.

Naruto smiled awkwardly in response. "Thanks for the compliment, I guess…" he said as he finally withdrew his arms from the smooth abdomen of Sayuri.

As soon as Sayuri noticed the movement, she snarled at the boy. "Place them back. I need them for five more minutes" her voice carried a zest of raw craving which surprised Naruto to no end.

"Excuse me" he retorted in surprise. "I'm not your servant, Uchiha Princess" he made fun of the demand.

Sayuri sighed in annoyance. She should have known better. This idiot would never follow any orders, especially if they are from her. "Ohhh" she hummed as she finally rose from her slumber. "You are stubborn, Na-" she halted in between to let out a minor yawn. Hands raised aloft, and chest stretched out, Sayuri didn't forget to deliver a nice little spectacle in front of Naruto. "Good morning" she ended her show with a sultry smile.

Naruto was having a hard time to look away from the spectacle in front of him. It was heavenly. He may dislike admitting it but his friend adorned an unearthly and gorgeous pair of boobs. They were truly perfect. "Good Morning" he answered back absent mindedly as his focus was still lingering on those globes of flesh and skin.

Sayuri smirked at the expression Naruto had on his face. He was looking exactly like his long-gone master, Jiraiya. The way his mouth was open and thirst in his eyes compelled Sayuri to feel proud of herself. "By the way, Naruto," she asserted in order to gain the attention of the boy and was fairly impressed when he quickly diverted his attention from her boobs to her face.

"What, Sayuri?" Naruto cringed to himself on the inside. What the hell was he doing? Ogling his own best friend to alleviate the thirsts and yearnings of his perpetual perverseness. To say he was disgusted with himself would be an understatement. He was truly loathing himself now.

Sayuri saw the look of unrest on Naruto's face. Something was troubling him. "Is everything ok, Naruto?" She asked as the feeling of unrest intensified on his face.

Naruto gulped. "I'm s-sorry Sayuri" he whispered in an almost inaudible tone.

Sayuri recoiled a bit at that. What happened to this idiot? Just a second ago he was practically measuring every inch of her body with his hungry eyes and now all of a sudden, he was begging for her mercy. "What happened, Naruto?" She answered back with an obvious question.

"I-" The boy looked down in shame. How was he supposed to say it aloud to her? "I" he halted again. Shit, he can't even accept his negligence.

"Naruto…".

He glanced back at his friend. Oh, God, no!!! She was looking so innocent and beautiful right now. He can't do it. It will spoil her mood. "Nothing, I was just ogling your boobs, Sayuri '' he didn't notice when his tongue slipped and spilled out everything in an astonishingly careless manner.

"Oh" Sayuri hummed in amusement. Poor Uzumaki, can't even keep his dirty secrets to himself. "I don't mind" she declared with a shrug off her shoulders. "After all we are friends Naruto" she raised her hand and poked his forehead with her fingers.

"Huh?" Naruto was in a dilemma. He was sure that he was going to get a beating of a lifetime from Sayuri but the way she managed the whole situation startled him. "Why didn't you hit me?" He asked because he was sure if Sakura was at her place then she wouldn't quit until pummelling him to a half-dead state.

Sayuri cringed at his words because she very well knew why he asked that particular question. 'Sakura…' malice invaded her mind as she remembered all the meaningless beatings that the girl had unleashed on her Naruto. Her eyes glowed as they simulated countless images of a torn out Naruto begging for the mercy of that bitch. 'I should have killed her during the war' vile emotions once again began to plague her sanity.

"Sayuri!!!" A faint whisper infiltrated her ears and before she knew, her mind quit filtering those emotions and receded to its prior peaceful state.

"Sayuri" Another whisper propelled her to turn her head around.

"Huh?" Was her indifferent reaction to the gentle whispers.

Naruto sighed at the antics of the girl. "You are fading out," he told her with a deadpan look on his face. Sometimes, that so-called genius of the century label of Sayuri doesn't sound warranting to him. When it comes to being a nincompoop randomly, she can even outperform him. 'Cute little idiot Uchiha. C.I.L.U' he giggled to himself.

"Naruto" her words brought him out of his thoughts.

"Yes?" He smiled at the girl who for some reason was glaring daggers at him. If looks could castrate, then right now she was offering him that look.

"I'm not an idiot" she snarled, surprising the boy with her words.

Naruto jumped. He jumped as far away as he could from the Uchiha. The girl was angry, and he, from his countless experiences, knew that she was going to do something terrible to him. Even the poor fox inside him was scared shitless now.

"Hey, I'm not scared!" Finally, after so long, the most handsome and ominous creature of the elemental nations enunciated something.

'Really?' Naruto sounded surprised at his tenant's words.

"Of course. This girl can hardly do anything to me" Kurama scoffed in the darkness, sending vibrations throughout the chamber. "You are her prey. She wants to hunt you." He joked in the hope that his foolish entertainer would finally comprehend the meaning behind his words because, even he, the entity who had survived uncountable years without conversing to any other being was bored with that pink-haired girl now. At first, he had thought that the girl was decent and kind because of her behaviour towards Naruto but as time went on, she showed her true colour. Her eyes which used to hold inconceivable love for the boy now reeks of malice and disgust for him, probably because Naruto still hangs out with her arch-enemy, Sayuri Uchiha.

Naruto slumped in defeat, which in turn surprised Sayuri who knew nothing of his ongoing conversation with the fox.

"What now?" Her words were enough to grab his attention.

"Nothing, just Kurama doing his regular shit talk" He giggled to himself.

Sayuri cringed at his words. "That fox loves to eavesdrop, huh? Is he still scared of me?" She asked in a prideful tone.

"Tell her, I said fuck you" An annoyed Kurama grumbled before falling into the delightful embrace of slumber.

"Want to fuck you!".

"W-What?!" Now that took Sayuri by surprise. What the hell was this boy imagining? They can't do it outside. What if someone catches them? "N-Naruto… we can't do it here" she stuttered, while her eyes tried their best to stay away from the blue orbs of the boy.

Naruto regarded the girl for a while. "What do you mean by we can't do it here?" The confusion was palpable in his tone and on his face.

Oh, this was embarrassing as hell for the female Uchiha. Was Naruto testing her? Did he want her to beg for it? Were some of the few relevant thoughts which were plaguing her mind. She had read that horrendous book of that pervert and since he was that man's student, Sayuri wouldn't be surprised if he was thinking about doing those things. "It's a public place, Naruto" she absolutely hissed at the boy. The embarrassment was too much for her to handle.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "I know, so what?" He exclaimed, shocking the girl further than ever.

"What will people think of us? We can't have sex here!!!" She snarled. "But if you want it then fine" with a small tuck, she undid her top in a flash.

Naruto almost went into a comatose state when the top of Sayuri left her body in an unimaginably erotic way. His eyes nearly popped out when they ultimately settled on the masterpiece that was Sayuri's skin. 'Damn' was all he could think at that moment. "Oiii" he yelled when he saw her undoing her bra too. Faster than anyone could imagine, he flashed beside Sayuri and stopped her. "What the hell are you doing?" He squealed and shuddered when his hands made contact with the bare skin of Sayuri. It was as smooth as butter and was as cold as ice at the same time.

Sayuri looked at Naruto. "What do you mean by what I'm doing?" She retorted. "You were the one who said that you want to fuck me" she growled.

It took a while for Naruto to realize and comprehend everything but when everything clicked in his mind, he couldn't help but laugh at the awful luck and stupidity of Uchiha. "Ohh Sayuri" he clasped the cheeks of the girl in his hand and gave them a light squeeze.

"What?".

"What I meant to say was that Kurama wants to fuck you. You called him a scaredy-cat and in answer, he told me to say fuck you" another small burst of laughter escaped his lips when a stream of pink shade enveloped the face of Sayuri.

"Hmph!" Sayuri smirked or at least tried to smirk. The embarrassment which was bubbling inside her gut was unbearable and was making it hard for her to persist in her typical Uchihaish demeanour. 'This idiot really took me by surprise' she berated herself for being so irrational around him."A-and do you really think I was being serious, Naruto?" Her words ceased those outrageous and discomfiting laughs of the boy. She smiled at the calmness which came after the demise of those laughs. "I don't date Sakuratards" and with that, she massacred the self-respect of Naruto at the spot.

Naruto choked on his breath as soon as his ears heard that obscene word. A word that he had invented, used and eradicated when the right time came. "Oiiii" he yelled at a delighted Uchiha who was basking in the fervour of his embarrassment. "Why do you still remember this word? I thought we promised to not use this word again" he calculatedly put in a pout at the climax of his words to compel his words to weigh more in the eyes of the girl, after all, she adored his pouts.

Sayuri ignored the pout. She very well knew why he was utilizing those damn quirks. "I don't remember promising you anything, Naruto" she bent her head over to his and caressed his ears with her plump lips.

Uzumaki shuddered. She was doing the same thing again. "Stay away" he whispered.

"Why?" Sayuri tilted a bit more, resting her front on the strong arms of the boy.

"Fuc!" Naruto nearly screamed when he felt something soft and squishy mashing against his arm. Slowly and carefully, he veered his eyes over to the area. 'Of course' he sighed, as usual, Sayuri was seducing him for no reason. "Are you doing this intentionally, or virginity is finally tarnishing your mind?" His words came out as beads which amassed the necklace of an innocent question but for Sayuri, they were like thorns which prowled the elegant part of her heart.

"Hahaha" A laugh escaped her mouth which made Naruto shudder and calm at the same time. It was like a sweet and sour candy, making you cringe and relax at the same time. "Hahaha" another elegant giggle left the confinement of her rosy lips.

"You know-" Naruto froze when a giggle reached his ears, again.

"UMM," he couldn't complete what he was about to say when the giggles of his friend bolstered to a pernicious level.

"Run bitch, RUN!" A gleeful shout echoed inside his mind.

Naruto didn't need to be told twice. Faster than he could even think, his legs jolted in action and rendered a trek outside the camp.

"Bring your ass back here, Uzumaki" Sweet voice of Sayuri touched his ears and quelled his stroll.

For the first time in his life, Naruto was scared of her for real. He wasn't scared of her when she drove a Chidori right through his heart, he wasn't scared of her when she joined Akatsuki, hell wasn't scared of her even when she got that ridiculous power-up, Rinnegan but, today, right now he was scared shitless of her.

"Uzumaki" in a voice as sweet as honey, she lured him again.

'Kurama can we teleport back to Konoha?' He called out to his best friend as well as the emergency department of his body.

"Well-"

"Kurama, you help him and I promise you that I will find a way to kill you no matter how much I have to research for it".

"You see Naruto, sometimes we should face our fears. So sorry kid, but can't and won't help you this time" Kurama grumbled sagely.

'What happened to that "Oh I fear no Uchiha"-'.

"Naruto…" that did it for him, squandering no time he flickered inside the camp again.

"Sayuri… I'm-".

"Pick up your clothes, that old daimyō is probably waiting like a fool for us" she ordered the startled boy.

"Wait!!" He yelled.

"What?" A slight raise of an eyebrow was her response.

"You are not mad?" He asked, relaxing in a stance which was flawless for him to whisk away if she attempted to do anything to him.

Sayuri laughed again while Naruto stiffened. "Of course not" she swayed her hands in dismissal.

"She is lying".

"Really?" Ignoring the warning of the fox, Naruto caught up with the girl and smiled at her.

"Yes".

"She is lying".

Naruto's smile flared after hearing her.

"Minato is gay"

'Hey!!!" Naruto screamed at the fox.

Kurama's face deflated at the foolishness of the boy. 'How come he heard that now?' He thought to himself.

"Let's go Naruto".

"She is going to torture you!!"

Naruto grinned at the beautiful girl.

"Aye!!".

A.N - Will she torture him or not? What do you guys think?

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