AK: Hello all, I got a little tired with my other works and got into a small rut. So I ask FTDS to do a reading of my fav story he made...not to say the others weren;'t as good. But this is good and funny to read and I love readings for these kind of ones and I hope you all like it.

CHAPTER START!

A young spiky haired blonde eyes widen as he saw two people he had never seen before him, a young woman with long azure hair wearing a maid's uniform, while the other wore a suit with short blue hair.

Wait… he looked back and saw his teammates behind him confused as hell too. Is this part of the chunin exams?

"Hey, does anyone know what the heck's going on?" Naruto asked.

"What the hell is this?!"

The trio looked to their side to see a hooden teen boy with a white fur dog on his head, a short blue hair girl wearing a white jacket, and another boy with his face covered by his trench coat and black sunglasses. "I thought we were at the exams?!" The teen with the hood yelled out.

"Great, I get stuck with the two loudest idiots."

Both them their to the opposite to see a lazy looking teen walking forward with a slightly overweight teen boy stuffing on chips and cute blonde girl with a high ponytail, "Yo, you guys know what's going on?" The lazy teen asked as the two other teams shook their heads.

"YOSH~! Time to… eh? Where's all the other youthful genins for the exams?" A bowl cut haired teen wearing a green spadex suit said, with two of his teammates. A long haired boy with milky eyes with no pupils and pink shirt girl with her hair tied up in two buns.

The first three teams were the top Genin of their year, Team Kakashi aka Team Seven, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno.

Kurenai Team, aka Team Eight, Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, and Kiba Kiba Inuzuka.

Lastly Team Ten or Asuma team, which has the current Ino-Shika-Cho team. Which has Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chōji Akimichi.

Along with the addition of Team Guy the team that came before them, which has Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga, and Tenten.

"How should I know?" the blonde haired girl shrugged her shoulders.

"It's strange… my bugs seem agitated at this." The one with the sunglasses replied.

"That's because of me and girlfriend." The blue haired gentleman said with a kind smile, while his eyes were closed. "We kidnapped you all."

"Who the hell are you supposed to be?" The one with the dog growled, bearing his teeth.

"This is Azure Queen, and I am Azure King," The teen male said as the girl bowed kindly, "Nice to meet you."

"Pleasure to meet you all." The girl said with a kind smile.

"Okay so you kidnap us...what? Going to use us heirs for a ransom?" Shikimaru, the lazy looking teen, asked thinking it would the logical thing.

"No…" Azure King said with a shake of his head.

"Why did you bring us here?" The pink haired girl questioned.

"We have something far more entertaining for you all to do." Azure Queen giggled.

That said the teens all got into battle stances, ready to attack their kidnappers, "We might be genin but we're ready to kick your asses!" Naruto grin widely but watched as the two teens lift their hands up with scared looks.

"Easy, we just want you to read a story!" They said in comical unison.

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"What?" Sasuke frowned in confusion.

"Y-Yeah, seriously, we're not your cliché typical bad guys you kids think of us to be!" Azure Queen said. With a wave of her hand, a book appeared out of thin air and gently floated down in front of the genin. "H-Here!"

"Sigh, Queen stop going analog!" King snaps his fingers as a tablet appeared with a single wire connected to the largest TV the teens have ever seen in their lives.

"I can't help i~t!" Queen whined. "Ahem, we'll are… viewers on different worlds. But we found a world kinda funny to read… on its you." She pointed to the blonde male who in turn pointed at himself.

"Me? It's a story about me?" Naruto asked.

"Oh god help us…" Sakura and Ino said in slight mock agony, only for Hinata to slightly glare at them for that.

"Trust us, it's actually quite funny." Azure King said as he saw Sasuke running towards him, turning to do a spin kick. "Sticky Fingers…" He deadpanned as odd humanoid being sent HUNDREDS of punches to Sasuke's kick… as it fell to the ground. The leg that is.

"OH MY GOD, SASUKE-KUN!" The pink and blonde girls screamed out as the other males covered their ears from the combine shout.

"Relax, he's gonna be fine." Azure Queen waved off.

"What… just happened?" Neji wondered.

"I… don't know." Hinata answered timidly.

Naruto rushed to Sasuke side who just look surprised than in pain, "Are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah… I feel no pain just… nothing." The last Uchiha said watching as the 'Sticky Fingers' being grab his leg to reattach it. And soon he moved it, "They are really are strong, we better listen to them." The rookie of the year said as the others agreed, if the teen can take them apart litearlly who knows what the other girl can do.

"Queen mind making everyone snacks?" King as his partner who nodded, "Any requests?"

"Oh, BBQ, Chips, sodas-" Choji started listing out foods as Queen dutifully wrote them all down. "And… some ramen for me and Naruto!"

"Yeah~!" The blonde high fived the chubby teen as they both love that particular food.

"Anyone else? Ah well I know your favorites." She said before leaving to a hallway, "I'll be back so start."

The teens looked at each other on who to start, but the blonde knucklehead took the tablet before having a second to figure on how to turn it on. "I'll go since it's my story." He said with a grin as he saw the nervous looks.

"Do you even know how to work that?" Tenten asked.

"Yeah, this might be something beyond us." Lee added, before watching the teen male with blue hair getting next to Naruto.

"So drag your finger to scroll down, read the sentence and-" He pointed to the screen as it turned on with the word 'Start Reading' on it, "To see the video go on,"

"Alright seems easy…" He said before squinting at the screen, "Okay… uh… here."

Disclaimer: Naruto - Mario - I own neitherMinus8's designs were used for Koopa-Girl, Piranha Plant-Girl, Goomba-Girl, and Shy GalStory Start!

"...What was that?" Naruto said looking up and blush along with the other males to see images of four sexy looking women on the screen, "Kami~!" He shouted.

"Uwhaaaaaaaa!" Lee was sent back flying to the ground thanks to a massive nosebleed.

"LEE!" Naruto shouted comically as the teen gave a shaky thumbs up.

"Wow...they look so hot~" Ino cried out, hating on the fact she has to go on diets to barely get that nice figure that the plant girl has.

"I know…" Sakura grumbled as well that even the brown cloth girl still look cute in her own way.

"Sigh…" Hinata sighed in disappointment as she looked down at her own figure, but not because she had a small bust...rather the opposite. "I wish I can understand that." She whispered to no one in particular. "K-Keep r-reading N-N-Naruto-kun." Hinata asked her crushed as he did so.

"Maaaaaan, and I so wanted that baby."

"...That was fast." Kiba chuckled, barely able to keep his laughter down to hear that from any girl.

4 women walked together, covered completely in clear saliva to show that they had recently been in the mouth of something dangerous.

The first girl, the speaker, had tanned skin with bright blond hair that covered her eyes, with an eye shaped hair-clip on her head in the shape of kooba eyes... which fit with the fact her blond hair was shaped like a koopa's head. She had an athletic build to her, though with rather large breasts. She wore a plain white Tank-top with extremely short, green shorts and matching green boots. She walked with her arms behind her head, mostly unaffected by the ordeal they went through.

Koopa, though not a normal Koopa, since most of them had the appearance of monsters.

The second girl, completely silent, just nodded her head. She kept her upper body completely covered by a bright red hoody, her light green hair pooking out from behind a clean white mask with black eye holes and a black mouth hole. She had brown belts around her waist, chest, and to hold her mask over her face. The only indication of her skin color was her thighs, what wasn't cover by white stockings, was peach colored.

Shy Gal, and she wasn't one for words.

"I really enjoyed having that baby with us."

"Why are they talking about a baby?" Neji questioned.

"Maybe it's Naruto? Since it's about him after all." Shockingly Choji said as he finish his tenth bag of chips and was dangerously low on his backups. "Maybe they will know him like we did." He said to the males of the teams knowing that they all had fun with each other before getting into different teams.

The third girl, the most provocative of the foursome and the tallest of them (over 6-feet in height) with her eyes covered by a red cap with white dots, and a white rim with false teeth designs on it. She wore a dress that showed most of her breasts, that had the same design as her hat but reverse, so it looked like her dress and hat together formed a mouth. She had long, fluffy green hair, the largest breasts of the group, easily the size of all of their combined, and was generally the most sexual of them, wearing nothing visible but a hat, dress, and red heels.

Piranha Plant, and though she looked human... she was indeed a plant, but by the same magic that transformed her friends, she too had suffered the same Kamek curse and attained a human form by eating a cursed mushroom.

"... too much I would say."

The final of the foursome, the shortest girl, while Piranha Plant was over 6 feet tall (6'5 in height with her heels on), she was easily a head shorter than even Koopa or Shy Gal, who were about the same height. She was only about 4'8' in height, with more pale skin and a rounded face. Like all of them, she kept her eyes covered by her white bangs. Her only clothes, again visible, was a brown hoodie that she used to keep her hands in the pockets of, with two black eyebrow-like extensions coming from the hoodie, and brown boots.

Goomba, affected by the same cursed Mushroom that they each took a bite of, wherever that cursed mushroom might be.

While Piranha Plant has a seductive hourglass figure, Koopa had an athletic body, Shy Gal being naturally petite but still with a great body, she had her own great body, but a tiny bit more normal figure.

"Hmm, its seems that this Cursed mushroom seems to be some kind of poison or blessing that gives them… a female body?" Shikamaru stated as he knew that in some parts of shinobi legends that the first Hokage found such things.

"Where can we find one?" Sakura and Ino asked in joking manner.

Shy Gal pointed her covered hands at her in agreement.

"That freakishly large Yoshi wouldn't have attacked us, if somebody-" Koopa spoke with her hands behind her back, her green eyes peeking out from under her hair (as well as the 'eyes' on top of her hair) glancing towards Piranha Plant. "-didn't try to do nasty stuff to a baby." Koopa mentioned with a glare at the troublemaker of the group, the one that understood nothing of social norms.

"The heck is a Yoshi?" Naruto asked with a quizzical look.

"Oh here…" Azure King paused the screen as a cute looking dragon was on the screen, but was push to the side by the four girls when seeing such a cute being.

"CUTE~!" They said before a scary looking version appeared, "KYA~!"

"Ehehehe…" The King chuckled as he purposely did that to scare them.

Since they had each gained these humans forms, Piranha Plant had the most fun with her new body, experiencing things that she never knew of when she was a mere plant. She now knew what pleasure and pain was, and some of her plant functions did transfer over to her new body.

Also, she didn't understand that while you could have sex with men... you were not allowed to do that with kids and toddlers.

"Ugh! That's just wrong!" Sakura blanched in disgust.

"The fuck?" Tenten turn green at the idea of that kinda nymphomaniac, "What kinda human-"

"She just turned into one." Neji stated coldly, "She probably is too into her body… pleasures to give any reason not to listen to them."

"Yosh! Enjoying her springtime of youth~!" Lee said as his two teammates facepalm at his quick recovery and okay with Piranha girl's tendencies.

"We didn't get hurt too bad, and it was kind of fun playing with the baby for awhile." Goomba did relent a little on how their day had gone, though it wasn't exactly a great day. They got to pretend to be mothers for a day, while running away from a very paternal dinosaur that wanted to protect said-baby.

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"They… wanted to be mothers?" Hinata voiced out, sadden slightly barely remembering her own mother when she died of childbirth for her younger sister. But then saw Naruto gaining a bit of a sad look in his eyes. 'That's right… he has no one…'

They each sighed, though Shy Gal's sigh was completely unheard by anyone.

She mined the flapping of wings.

"Good idea, I'm sure if we ask the Stork, he can bring us a baby of our very own. With my Goomba's sensible attitude, my natural maternal instincts, Shy Gal's... Shy Gal, and Piranha Plant's... nutrient filled breasts-" Koopa had trouble finding where Shy Gal and Piranha Plant would fit into the dynamic, considering one pointed a gun at the baby today, and the other tried to have sex with a baby (mostly out of her own ignorance that you weren't allowed to do that). "-... I'm sure we can add up to one decent parent." Koopa didn't know how badly to over or underestimate their parenting skills.

Shy Gal crossed her arms in annoyance.

The baby was crying, and attracting a Mutant Yoshi to them, she had been scared and unsure of what to do. Pulling a gun on the baby had been her go-to option, though Piranha Plant did drop kick her because of her actions (despite her... actions, Piranha Plant did know not to kill or hurt children).

"I mean, Storks only deliver babies to families who apply for them, I'm pretty sure that we don't fit that category." Goomba was the one who reminded everyone that they weren't actually a family, and they had no real home.

"Who even believes that babies come from storks?" Shino deadpanned.

Cue Rock Lee, Naruto and Hinata blushing red as they all thought so, and Kiba chuckled at that knowdlege when seeing them.

"I can't believe you three actually believe that." Neji said with an incredulous look.

"Idiots…" Sasuke scoffed.

"B-But Guy-sensei told me that…" Lee tapped his index fingers together in a very 'Hinata' like manner.

"Jiji said the same thing when I asked…"

"Okaa-sama too…"

Sasuke couldn't help but feel a bit bad as his father ruthlessly told him the birds and the bees when he was still a kid, Itachi learned around that age and his father believed it might be good. He couldn't look at his mother eyes for days for that long lecture. He stay silent as he nudge Naruto to continue.

They weren't even rich, like King Toadstool, who was awaiting his own baby that he applied with the Stork for.

"...Wait what?" Shikamaru said with wide eyes.

-In the Sky-

'Gotta get this baby to Toad Town, King Toadstool is waiting for this baby.' A large white bird with a white cloth package hanging from it's mouth flew through the sky without a worry.

"Ha! It's true!" Naruto flicked off Kiba, "See, the storks do that afterall!"

"That's bullshit and you know it!" Kiba snapped back.

"Then what's with the big bird!?" The blonde butted heads with the dog lover, who also got into Naruto's face!

"It's got fake written all over it! It's fiction for a reason!"

A large stork, flying in the opposite direction, nodded it's own head towards it. The two Storks gave each other knowing looks, and saw that the second Stork was carrying a larger package... that had spikes going through the back of the cloth.

"Mushroom Kingdom, how bout you?"

"Koopa Kingdom, delivering royalty... same?"

"Th… They're talking… birds are talking." Sakura said as Lee nodded.

"Perhaps summons like Guy-sensei's Turtle!"

"Highly unlikely." Shino stated, "Many summonings were around for centuries to learn languages, they were they look like regular birds. So maybe it's the norm in that world?" He question to himself than to others.

"Yep, careful, that nasty Kamek has been using his magic to mess with Mushrooms, you don't want to go eating any of the Super Mushrooms... he supercharged them, anything that eats them takes female human form."

"So it was a spell that made it happen!" Tenten bonks her hand into an open palm, "So I guess edible sexy forms aren't going to happen here."

With that, their quick conversation (muttered out the side of their mouths) was over as they stopped flying together and started to go back towards their destinations.

"AAAAAAAH!"

They were both startled when they heard a loud female scream, both of them dropping the babies they were carrying. The magic sacks that were being used would protect the babies from any damage via the fall, but dropping babies was a pretty bad thing to put on their records.

"..." The whole entire teens, even the person who brought them there, mouths drop when they saw that happen. "They're going to get them right?" Naruto said with a worried look.

"...We finished our deliveries, right?"

"Yep, perfectly safe and sound."

"Whaaaaaaat!? Just like that!?" Naruto gawked.

"They can't just leave them like that!" Sakura agreed.

-Back on the Ground-

"It's a kid, a kid, a cute, cuddly, little kid... baby fat, he has baby fat on his little cheeks." Koopa gushed when she saw a kid that was laying in a bush, curled up into a ball. While they were walking, they had stumbled across a young boy in an orange suit, that was putting a toddler down into the bush. Blond hair, peach skin, and three whisker marks on each cheek. He couldn't be older than maybe three years old, and he was sleeping soundly.

"AWWWWW~!" The girls gushed over the baby version of Naruto in his little orange suit.

"S-Shut up!" Naruto blushed heavily in embarrassment.

"Haha man up, they're finally are into you!" Kiba laughed at his rival's dismay, only to get a little jealous as the girls still were going gaga over him. "Read the story!"

Shy Gal turned her head, and watched as the white haired boy that ALSO had three whisker marks on each cheek, dropped a note behind as he created a portal and walked through it. She turned her head back to everyone, and pointed urgently to the portal, but nobody was paying attention to her.

"This one isn't a baby, can I-"

"Three years old is still too young!" Koopa smacked Piranha Plant on the head the second she looked like she was going to take her thong out from under her dress.

"Okay, that is definitely wrong…" Ino deadpanned.

"At least they have a somewhat normal person in their group." Sasuke said somewhat relief that the girl didn't molest his teammate.

She saw a male, and she went for it way too quickly. "Anyway, look at this point... Hello, my name is Naruto, I'm unloved and have no family ... this is so bad... no family, I'm please raise me with love and care." Koopa finished reading the note, and looked down at the sleeping child.

This child had no family.

"..." Naruto remained silent, feeling somewhat depressed that he was reminded again that he had no family.

"Hey continue!" Sakura said rudely but was a little angry to be ignored. "Naruto-!"

"Sakura… stop." Sasuke said knowing the reason why Naruto was silent, "Dobe want me to take it?" He asked if Naruto didn't want to continue, only to get a negative from Naruto.

"I'll go on…" He said softly before resuming.

Goomba blinked when she saw something golden fall out of the sky, through the trees, and landed right smack dab on Naruto's head. She gasped when she saw the heavens themselves grant this boy a crown. The crown had landed so perfectly on his head, that there was no way this was just random luck.

"It totally is…" Shino deadpanned as it was logical to come to that conclusion but from their perspective, that Naruto might've been at the wrong or rather at the time, right place at the right time.

Nobody but a nearby Yoshi noticed a little baby girl in pink, hanging safely from a tree branch by a white cloth, wiggling around.

"So that's the real prince… or princess in this case." Ino commented as she smiled when the Yoshi made the baby got on its back. "Aww… at least she's okay."

"This child has a crown, a crown... I think this might be... Blond hair, blue eyes, peach-" Goomba pointed at the baby's peach-like skin complexion. "-like skin, and a crown? I think this baby is Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom!" Goomba actually took her hands out of her hoodie pockets to point at the baby.

"Wait, I'm a prince!? Hell yeah, I'm awesome!" Naruto cheered.

"They're doomed…" All but Naruto and the King stated as the boy comically face vaulted at the ground.

"Must be, there is no way a crown could fall out of the sky and land on a kid's head by luck... it would be a massive misunderstanding on like a cosmic scale."

"...So much luck that Naruto has…" Kiba grumbled as Naruto had four smoking hot babes to raise him.

There was no way, it would be impossible for mere luck to allow a crown to fall from the sky and land on a person's head without hurting them. This had to be a sign from a higher power that this boy was meant to be the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. Meaning they knew they should deliver this boy to King Toadstool... and the King was currently without a wife, surely he would allow the four of them to stay and help raise this child they so painstakingly brought to him.

They all had the same idea, within moments of each other, realizing this was the way they could get a makeshift son.

"I'm gonna… be in a family?" Naruto wondered.

"A dysfunctional one at that," Sasuke shrugged however deep down he was happy that Naruto had a family like he used too.

"Screw you teme!" Naruto snapped.

"Read o~n!" Azure King urged.

-In Another Part of the Forest-

"Better check to make sure that nobody is eating my secret mushrooms. Who knew that if you magically enhanced a Super Mushroom, you could give it the family to turn anything into females... not just Toadettes." Kamek flew on his broom towards the forest, and down a hill that had some broken tree branches and some other damages. Super Crowns were super rare, he only had a few of them, and usually you didn't eat them, you wore them.

"Wait… so the curse is from a crown not from that… turtle wizard thing?" Choji asked as he was no longer eating, but interested in this instead.

"Most likely he found out and experiment on the theory, lot of jutsu were made from the idea." Shikamaru told his best friend.

He had to finish his research, before the next ruler of the Koopa Kingdom was delivered to them.

Why was the ground damaged like that, actually?

Flying down into his secret spot, he saw that the damage got worse and worse. The damage led right into his secret batch of Super Mushrooms, which made him pale when he saw a white cloth. Flying into his hidden spot, he saw blond hair and blue eyes looking at him, as well as super sharp teeth, and a green turtle shell with spikes coming from it, not to mention two horns sticking out of a baby girl's head as she went to town on all of his Super Shrooms.

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"Lord Bowseeeeeeee-" Kamek knew the name of the child to be delivered was Bowser, but that was before this unfortunate accident happened. "Bowsette, Young Lady Bowsette, allow me to transport you home." Kamek adjusted quickly, knowing that he was going to be filing a complaint with the Storks because of this.

The last name on his brain had been Toadette, so he naturally just combined the two names together.

"What… in…" Lee gawked.

"Someone's gonna be high," Kiba cracked.

"So a turtle got into a hot chick form?" Sakura said, before sighing, "That's it no logical in this story at all~!"

-In the Forest, Another Location-

"Yoshi!"

A normal Yoshi jumped into a tree, and blinked when it saw a baby girl clapping her hands. He had heard from another Yoshi, and some babies were being dropped by the Storks in the area, and they were supposed to be taken to the Plumbers place. Seeing as this was a baby, it would only make sense for this baby to be one of the Plumber babies that were supposed to be delivered.

Well, better take this baby to it's new home then!

"And that's it! End of story!" King Azure grinned. "So whatcha think?"

Shikamaru scoff, "So...thanks to Naruto a princess lost her chance to live a highlife and has to work from the people she was suppose to rule. Not to mention because of his existence that those four girls and that Bow...sette(?) are now humanoids in this world."

"You make sound like its my fault," Naruto said, feeling insulted.

"It practically is." Shino replied.

"But… it maybe a good thing." Choji said, "Maybe that young girl didn't like being a important person? Not to mention if Naruto has real parents, four mothers, he can be a bit better. And don't forget he has the royal stuff, so things might be better for everyone in the long run."

"Thanks Choji." Naruto smiled as his slightly large friend for getthign his back.

"But why is B-Bowsette-san a girl?" Hinata asked find a odd feeling at the idea of seeing that cute baby.

"Ahem, well read the second chapter to find out." Azure King heard the kitchen explode, "Food's done, I'll get it while you guys choose the next person to read it."

"Hai." The shinobi and kunoichi said to their kidnapper.

CHAPTER END

AK: WEll that was my first reading any constructive critisms are greatly approve, who should read the next chapter? Please review and have a nice day wherever you are and remember~

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