"SAVVY, SAVVY, SAVVY!" Lincoln and Clyde shouted repeatedly as they retreated down the stairs.
The dinamic doe were dressed in the favorite costumes ready to watch their favorite show.
"I hope One-eyed Jack knocks Wildcard's teeth out!" said Clyde ecitedly.
"I hope Ace uses his flash cards again!" Lincoln pumped happily.
"I hope you get a life dudes." Luna said sarcastically sitting on the couch.
"Whatever, you can't ruin this for me." he insisted. Now, do you mind? Its our turn."
"Sorry Lil bro Buuut,.." Luna said pointing at the front door.
Suddenly the door bell rang. "I'll get it!" Clyde said reaching for the nobe.
The door was opened to Sam, Raiser and Tabby. "You Blokes ready to ROCK?!" they screamed raising the goats.
"I have friends over." she finished. motioning them to sit with her on the couch.
"Dang it." Clyde and Lincoln said in unison. "Oh well, maybe next time buddy." Clyde implied heading out the door.
"Yeah, seeya later." Lincoln said bitting him farewell. "Sigh." Lincoln mused sadly while closing the door.
Luna and her friends couldn't help but feel bad for her brother and his friend. After all, they just wanted to watch their Nerdy show together and hang out. Though thinking this through, Tabby hatched an idea.
"Aoy Lincoln was it?" she asked him getting off the couch.
"Yeah, that's me." he answered.
"Sucks that your chum had to ditch ye cause of us love." Tabby told him patting his shoulder.
"Nah, its cool. Besides, a deal is a deal." he plainly put.
Hearing him say that made Luna feel even more guilty. However, she couldn't help feel a little suspicious of Tabby's behavior towards her brother.
"Well why not hang with us Fally." she suggested now wrapping an arm around him.
Our young Lincoln Loud was puzzled. Here he is a nerdy Esquire, with an opportunity to chill with the cool kids. But at the same time he didn't think Luna or the others would be as willing as Tabby.
"I don't know. What if I'm not cool enough?" he doubted.
"Turn rubbish! Why say that?" Tabby asked.
"Um, my attire?" he implied gesturing his costume.
"Just cause you're nerd doesn't mean you can't be fun." she assured him.
Somehow, Tabby's words seemed to work the gears in his head. Suddenly he was thinking that maybe this wouldn't be such a bad idea.
"Plus, I think it's cute." she insisted with a wink.
"Uh thanks?" he said shyly.
"Aoy, is that a blush I spot?" she teased.
"NO!" he spasmed covering his face.
"Really, surely see some red there mate." she mused pinching his cheek.
"Uhh, you Know what?" he stuttered timidly backing up.
"I'm gonna go change. This outfit doesn't necessarily scream Rock n Roll. Be right back!" he stammered almost falling up the stairs.
Tabby couldn't help but laugh at how adorably quirky Luna's brother can be when he gets flustered. Memories of the Sadie Hawkins dance were coming back to her. When they would rock out to the music, dance, and have fun together. She had to admit it; even with the dorkiness, Lincoln was an awesome, funny, and cute guy.
"Hey Tab, the concert starts in ten minutes. I thought we were going to Rock out not Make out!" Sam taunted.
"Stick it ya winch. Besides, how many hickeys did you give Luna last time we hung out here?" she asked sarcastically.
"Touche!" Sam implied reaching for her hand.
"What is she up to?" Luna asked herself worriedly.
Suddenly Lincoln came back down wearing his usual clothes. Noticing an empty spot next to Raiser, he decided to sit down.
"Finally, now let's get started already!" Raiser pleaded impatiently.
The TV was turned on to a statium filled with screeching fans. Neon lights of red and green were flashing everywhere. Suddenly, a tall British man with long shaggy hair, tight white geans in a dark purple leather jacket stepped on stage.
"Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick!" Lincoln heard the group chant over and over.
"Better be some room for me on the flat." Tabby hoped making her way to the couch.
"Aaahhh, that's the tick." she sighed while relaxing her body.
"Uhh, Tabby?" Lincoln asked confused and embarrassed.
"Aoy love; what not comfy?" she asked wobbling her waste.
"No, I am! Its just, why are you sitting in my lap?" he pondered awkwardly.
"What's the matter?" she pouted with droopy eyes. She started grinding in his lap. "This really turn your gears love?"
"I uhh...hehe never mind." he screeched nervously trying to focus on the concert.
"Get a room you two!" Raiser said mockingly enjoying the show with the rest of the group.
"Maybe we should." Tabby thought to herself thinking Lincoln's body heat was very inviting and relaxing. Plus, his awkward shyness was really turning her on.
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Thirty minutes of slow metal music later
"SING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT NICK!" Luna whaled pumping the goats.
"You know, this Mick Swagger guy isn't so bad!" Lincoln admitted. "I mean, he's no SMOOCH but still he's pretty good."
"Ya hear that Luna?" Sam asked getting her attention. "We might have another young Swagger in the group."
Hearing this seemed to gloom Luna with pride and excitement. "I said it before and I'll say it again!" she said raising a fist towards him. With sibling love, they fist bumped. "That's my bro!"
"A Luns, where's the grub? I'm starving." Raiser insisted with an empty stomach.
"We got some left over take out from Taco Tuesday." Lincoln offered getting off the couch.
"Mexican, sounds righteous." he insured himself.
"Be right back. I'm getting kinda hungry myself." Lincoln stated heading for the kitchen.
Feeling this would be a good opportunity to get some (alone time) with Lincoln, Tabby sneakly followed pursuit.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Lincoln was busy putting plates together for Raiser and himself. Tabby carefully watch from a far as he went back and forth from the fridge to the counter.
"Always putting others needs before yours a puppet?" Sighed softly with hearts her eyes.
Too busy at the counter to notice her, she quietly sneaked in front of the fridge.
"That Tabby sure is a Wild Card; and I like it." he thought out loud to himself.
"A Wild Card am I?" Tabby snarked flirtingly while scarying the daylights out of him.
"Geez Tab, nearly gave me a heart attack!" he chuckled nervously.
"Easy puppet." she sultry bellowed while swaying closer and closer. "I'm not gonna bite you."
"GULP!" Lincoln swallowed hard in his throat. With nowhere to run, he was completely trapped by the the kids table and Tabby inches away from his face.
Slamming her hands on the table, she had him right where she wants him. "Unless you Beg for it." she soothed gently nipping his nose. "puuurrrrrrrr."
Trying so hard but utterly Failing to resist, Lincoln was starting to sweat bullets and panting. "M..mommy."
"That's right Snowball!" she said grabbing his waste. "I'm ya mommy." she whispered as she traced her hands too his face. "Now give me some sugar!"
Five minutes later.
"Man this is an awesome show a Luna?!" Sam asked enthusiastically. Yet, Luna just kept staring at the kitchen window.
"Luna? Hello earth to Luna!" Sam cried tapping on her shoulder. Still Luna paid her no attention.
"A Lulu!" Raiser jokingly shouted getting a punch to the arm from her. "There it is."
"What gives babe? You never get distracted from a Swagger concert." Sam implied concernly. "Everything okay?"
"That Tabs, I don't trust her." Luna plainly put feeling suspicious.
"So Tabby's into Lincoln, big whup." Raiser suggested. "Its not like they're gonna go at it."
Meanwhile in the Kitchen
"mmmm...ummm..mmwaammm...ah ya like that Puppet?...that turn you on?" Tabby asked mumbledly while smacking lips with her pray.
Lincoln and Tabby were locked together on the floor rubbing and grinding their bodies against each other. Their mouths tangled with their tongues aggressively waltzing only made her want him more. Lincoln was feeling the pleasure too as he grabbed her rear forcefully.
"I'll take that as a yes..Ooooh yeah..umm." she shivered up his chest to his neck. "Let's say we take this somewhere more private!" she whispered in his ear.
"W.wait Tab." Lincoln pleaded in ecstasy. "The concerMmm...ummm." he was interrupted by her lips.
"Nick Swagger can wait." she implied forcefully tugging his shirt. With little strength, she pulled him off the floor and dragged him out the kitchen and through the living room to the stairs.
"Lunammm.hmm..mm!" he tried to no avail as he was muffled by Tabby's lips.
"Did you hear something?" Sam asked.
Not to be detected, Tabby maliciously smothered Lincoln up the stairs.
Soon Lincoln was led to his room. His door was swong open nearly breaking it's hinges.
"You're mine now beaver boy!" Tabby declared pushing him to the bed while slamming his door shut.
Back in the Living Room.
"Man, stomach is still growling." Raiser stated feeling his tummy rumble. "Where's miny dude with the tacos?"
"Yeah and Tabby for that matter?" Luna pondered herself. "She said she needed to take a leak, but that was like thirty minutes ago."
"Now cool it my rock comrades." Sam insisted patting Luna's hand. "I'll go check on Lincoln and his fiesta." She obliged getting up and walking to the kitchen. However, once she peaked inside, he was nowhere to be found. This worried Sam now as Lincoln was a little brother to her as well. But, mostly it freaked her out.
tweedling her fingers, she walks back to her seat. "Sorry Luna, I didn't see him anywhere in the kitchen." She told her nervously. Hearing this made her a little frustrated. Then something hit her in her mind. "If Tabby needed to use the bathroom..she thought to herself. "Than why follow Lincoln in the kitchen when it's upstairs
"HooolySmoooly!" announced a random scream from upstairs.
With that scream of agony, it seemed to set off a chain reaction as every sister's protective instincts clicked. like a sworm of locust, Luna and the the others flew through the hallway. In little strange, Lynn kicked the door open.
"LINCOLN ARE YOU Ooohhh..whooow...wow!" She screeched blushing to what she beheld.
In a small bed laid two preteens smothered together still clothed. Though Lincoln's face was completely painted with black lipstick and Tabby was practically eating his face off.
"Ec..echemm!" Lori faked cough getting Tabby's attention.
"Kinda busy here." She slobbered in his mouth.
"Why is that girl giving Lincky CPR? we didn't go swimming today." Leni asked curiously.
With such a ridiculouse question given, everyone facepalmed. even Tabby had to take a moment from making out to look at her questioningly.
"This bitch serious?" She thought to herself.