Title: Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

Author: Devonny Rose

Setting: Harry's fifth year and beyond

Summary: A BtVS/HP crossover. Where do you go when your own world is turned against you? What do you do when your friends leave you behind? This is a story of a teenage boy who learns the meaning of trust and betrayal, finds his true family, and sees the world in a different light.

Disclaimer: This will be the only disclaimer that I put up. If it's FANfiction, it's obviously not written by me, and I won't be repeating that over and over. So here it goes.... I don't own anything related to Harry Potter. He and the wizarding world belong to the great J.K. Rowling (who is definitely a better writer than me, so you can tell she didn't write this). And Buffy, the Scoobies, Vampires, Stakes, and all that good stuff, belong to Joss Whedon and associates. In case of any references, I don't own Angel, either. I'll throw in bagels, payphones, sporks, M&M's, and Bill Gates for good measure, though I doubt they will be in this story. =^)

A/N: This was originally a dream I had, but it evolved into a story. Enjoy!

Prologue: Previously

For all of you who haven't ever heard of Harry Potter and his tales, here's the backstory.

Previously on Harry Potter....

Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, Gryffindor Seeker, Hogwarts Golden Boy, Savior of the Wizarding World. Adored the way most heroes are, but modest, not wanting his fame. And he definitely is famous.

You see, when Harry was only a year old, the most feared dark wizard in a century, Voldemort (more commonly referred to as You-Know-Who), came to the Potter's house in Godric's Hollow to kill them. James Potter, Harry's father, fought him off bravely, but was in vain. He was killed quickly. And Harry's mother, Lily Potter, was left to try to plead for her son's life. However, Voldemort has no mercy. He got rid of her, too. But, when he turned his wand on Harry, the killing curse, Avada Kedavra, rebounded on the Dark Lord himself and weakened him into a ghostly form. So, Harry was acclaimed as the one who defeated Voldemort.

Albus Dumbledore, the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry, decided that the boy would go to live with his Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin - The Dursleys. Big mistake. Harry grew up hated and belittled. But, when he was eleven, Hagrid, the Hogwarts' Gamekeeper, came to take him back to the magical world.

Over the next few years, Harry went through many trials. He fought the spirit Voldemort again over the Philosopher's Stone, a stone that would not only give the Dark Lord his body back, but make him immortal. He battled a Basilisk, giant snake, set on him by a 16-year old Voldemort (under his given name - Tom Marvolo Riddle) that was trapped in a diary. He had to drive back Dementor's to save his godfather, Sirius Black. Sirius had been framed for the betrayal of Harry's parents and the death of 13 people with one curse, by Peter Pettigrew, one of the killed. Peter turned out to be hiding as Harry's friend Ron's rat, Scabbers.

But, Harry always came out on top. And then came fourth year. Someone had entered his name into the Triwizard Tournament, a competition being held for the first time in one hundred years. Strange thing was, he was not only under age, but there was only suppose to be three competitors, and Harry was number four.

Dealing with the Tasks, his friend Ron not talking to him, a reporter bashing him, he finally made it to the end. Cedric Diggory, the other Hogwarts champion, and Harry took the cup at the same time. Though they thought that it would be Hogwarts victory, they were sadly mistaken. A supporter of Voldemort (Barty Crouch, Jr.) had infiltrated the school and turned the cup into a Portkey, a device that transports someone from one place to the other. Cedric was killed. And Harry, he was forced to watch the rebirth of the Dark Lord, duel with him, and was tortured. Through an miracles occurrence called Priori Incantatem, Harry managed to escape alive.

Although Dumbledore began revitalizing the forces against Voldemort, Cornelius Fudge, British Minister of Magic, called Harry insane and refused to believe him.

And this is where we left our young hero. Little did he know his life would soon be getting more exciting and dangerous than ever before.

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I just put this in so I didn't have to add everything into my story later. And this is kind of TV show-y, like Buffy the Vampire slayer.