(And welcome to m newest human MLP story with the focus being on Spike. But this time let's see how you like this side of human Spike.)

One evening outside a museum in the beautiful city of Canterlot, things looked calm and peaceful from the outside. Suddenly alarms went off from inside the museum. Inside a figure was running through the museum halls, while being pursued by security guards.

"Stop, thief!" one security guard called, as he tried shooting at the thief's right leg.

The thief dodged the bullet, before speaking, "Say, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?" He jumped and spun around revealing himself.

He looked like a young man with messy green hair, and was wearing black boots, dark purple pants, and a dark purple jacket. The shirt and pants had a scale pattern like a reptile's body. On his hands were purple skin tight gloves with the fingertips having claws on them. Finally covering his face was a purple mask that looked like a dragon's face.

"Kidding, it's just me!" from the mouth piece of the mask shot a stream of fire which activated the ceiling sprinklers causing water to pour down on them. Many of the guards were blinded by the water pouring down on them, and some ended up slipping on the wet floor.

The thief laughed to himself, "Oh, that's a good one," he looked ahead and saw a closed window, "Damn, no exit. Guess I got to make one." he pulled out of his pocket a black shuriken and threw it at the window. The shuriken got stuck in the glass and began beeping. As the thief continued running for the closed window, the shuriken exploded, thus destroying the window as well.

Without the window, the thief escaped the museum and landed on top of another section of the building, "Man I'm good." he smirked, before he saw a spotlight shine on him.

"This is the police! We have you surrounded!" came a voice on a loudspeaker.

The thief looked down seeing squad cars surrounding the museum and cops everywhere on the ground. He sighed to himself, "Well, guess they got me. What's a guy to do? Oh, wait. This!" from his jacket sprouted glider wings colored purple and shaped like a dragons wings. He jumped off the roof and glided off with a jet booster strapped in back of the glider to give him that extra blast off. He took a card out from his jacket pocket and dropped it from the sky before taking off into the night laughing.

Canterlot Chief of Police Iron Will had only just arrived at the scene in his police car when he saw a smoke streak coming from the roof of the building. He could only growl, knowing that the elusive thief had managed to escape once again, no doubt with another rich prize. He brought his car to a screeching halt and immediately got out, angry and fuming as he banged the car in frustration with a closed fist. He then saw a card float down to the hood of car.

The chief took the card and looked at it. It was a picture of the thief giving a peace sign, with the words 'Checkmate' next to the picture. The chief growled in anger, until another figure approached.

He was shorter than the chief, and had short blue hair. He stood in his police uniform and spoke, "Chief Iron Will, was that really..."

"Yes, Officer Sentry. That was the infamous Master Thief himself... Dragon," he squinted his eyes, as he looked out into the sky, "And mark my words, one day I'm gonna catch that dragon!" he crushed the calling card in his fist.

The very next day, a seventeen year old boy was peddling on a bicycle as fast as he could. He had green hair neatly combed, and was wearing blue slacks, black shoes, a green shirt, and a gray jacket. He peddled down the sidewalk cursing to himself, "Crap! Oh, crap, I'm so late!" he pulled up outside Canterlot High School and ran inside.

He ran through the hall before stopping in front of the teacher's lounge. He peeked inside seeing the room was loaded with teachers and other faculty members. He thought to himself, 'Just gotta slip in without being noticed,' he got down on the ground and crawled inside. He crawled across the floor through the crowd of people who didn't even notice him, 'At this pace no one will even notice I arrived late.' he thought to himself.

Suddenly he stopped crawling when he came face to face with a pair of golden healed shoes. He gasped before looking up to see three women looking down at him. The three were tall, had hourglass figures, and impressive busts to go with their banging butts. The center one whom the young man ran into was the tallest of the three and sporting a near impossible F cup rack. She had pink-colored eyes and long flowing hair that had various colors of light green, pink and blue. She wore a yellow jacket with a purple shirt underneath and matching long pants with golden healed shoes and a sun broach on her jacket. She was Celestia Equestrius; principal of Canterlot High.

The woman on the left was Luna Equestrius; younger sister of Celestia and school nurse. She was slightly shorter than her sister, and sported an E cup rack size. Her eyes were cyan and her hair wavy like her sisters and was colored purplish-blue with pale purple streaks. She wore a light purple shirt with a white collar around with a moon symbol, a white nurse jacket over it, and dark blue/purple pants with white healed shoes.

The third who was the youngest of the three was Mi Amore Cadenza or 'Cadence'; Celestia and Luna's niece, and drama teacher to the school. She had purple eyes, hair colored pink, pale gold, and purple. And her rack was a D cup but was bordering a E cup like Luna's. She wore a blue shirt with a darker blue jacket, golden necklace, and a cyan skirt with golden high heel shoes and a broach consisting of a crystal heart with golden symbols on the side.

The young man looked up and noticed the scowl on Celestia's face, knowing he was in trouble. He let out a nervous chuckle before speaking, "Uh, morning?"

Outside the teacher's lounge Celestia was giving him a firm talking to, "Mr. Spike Lupin!"

Spike winced at the tone of her voice, "Yes, ma'am?"

"Just because you're a young grad student from Crystal Academy, you mustn't forget that here at CHS you're a history professor. Which means you need to set an example and not show up late under any circumstances. Do I make myself clear?" she asked, while getting into Spike's face.

Spike winced from Celestia's tone and stern face, but was distracted by her rack dangling right before him. Not wanting to leave the Principal with no answer, spoke up, "Yes, Principal Equestrius, ma'am. I understand."

"That doesn't sound so reassuring." came another voice, as Cadence spoke up.

Spike looked over at her, "Ms. Cadenza?"

"You may say you understand, but you don't act like you do," the drama teacher continued, "You just don't look too motivated to keep promises, Mr. Lupin. You may still be a teenager, but you should act like a responsible man for a change."

Spike sighed at her demeaning words, "Yes, Ms. Cadenza."

Luna was the last one to speak up, "You know, Mr. Lupin. I may have something that can give you just the little kick you need in the morning."

"Really, Nurse Equestrius?"

"Yes, and here it is," Luna pulled out a bottle of clear liquid, "It's something I developed especially for you. But I should warn you possible side affects include headaches, stomach cramping, dry mouth, and itching." she said with a sadistic smirk. Spike's eyes widened and started sweating like crazy.

From around the corner were six teenage girls about Spike's age watching the scene play out. The first one had long dark purple hair with a single pink streak in it, and violet eyes. She had a bust size about a C cup. She wore a light blue blouse and a purple skirt with sparkle patterns, and purple and pink legwarmers with black dress shoes.

The second was a tanned girl with blond hair in a ponytail with a red rubber band tied at the bottom, green eyes, and had freckles on her face. Her rack size was approximately a DD cup that looked firm. She wore a stetson hat, a white collared shirt with a bit of green by the collar area, a denim skirt with two pockets, with a belt that had an apple logo on it, and cowboy boots with more apple designs.

The third had rainbow colored hair, moderate cerise colored eye, and had a C cup sized rack. She wore a blue vest, a white shirt with black lining on the collar and bottom, her shirt had an image of a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt on it, a pink and white striped skirt with black leggings underneath, blue boots, rainbow socks, and a rainbow bracelet on each arm.

The fourth had long pale pink hair that covered one side of her face, cyan colored eyes, and her rack was about a D cup bordering an E cup. She wore a white top, a green skirt that had a white, a pink, and a dark pink butterfly on it, with no belt and pink and white layers under the green, green boots that looked like glass slippers designed at the bottom, pink socks with white polka dots, and a butterfly barrette in her hair.

The fifth girl had elegantly curled purple hair, blue eyes, and a D-cup rack size. She wore a light blue fleecy shirt, a purple skirt with diamond symbols on it and a purple belt surrounding it, a golden yellow bracelet around her arms, fuzzy purple boots with fuzzier tops with a diamond on each boot, and a three diamond hair clip in her hair.

The final girl had pink poofed hair, blue eyes, and a D-cup rack size. She wore a blue vest with a white shirt with purple lining and a pink heart in the middle of it, a big pink skirt with three balloons design on it with a purple bow that acted like a belt, blue boots with a pink bow above the laces, and blue bracelets on both arms.

They were known as Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie together, but to the student body they were regarded as the Harmony Sweeties. They were widely known for their specific fields from beauty, brains, athleticism, and other things. They had watch the scene play out between Spike and the three faculty members, until Pinkie Pie spoke up, "Ooh, looks like Spike's getting chewed out again."

"Oh, dear. I hope they're not being too hard on him." Fluttershy said in worry, while keeping a hand to her mouth.

"Well, that's what he gets for being late." Rainbow replied.

"Rainbow Dash, Spike may be a teacher here but he's still a teenager," Rarity scolded her, "Even they shouldn't put so much pressure on the poor boy." Rarity said while looking at Spike with concern.

"Boy just needs to pick himself up more and tackle the impossible," Applejack spoke, "That's what I do." Twilight remained silent as she watched Spike get lectured by the three, but deep down had her own thoughts about the matter.

'It's hard watching him get scolded like that, but Principal Equestrius is right. He has to take his job as a professor seriously, otherwise this'll affect his image and reputation as a teacher. Sometimes I wonder how he could possibly be smarter than me.' she sighed.

Later that day during lunch hour, five of the girls were sitting at a table enjoying their lunch, "I think Spike lets himself get late on purpose." Rainbow told the girls.

"On purpose?" Fluttershy asked.

"And just why would Spike want to do that?" Rarity inquired.

Rainbow smirked, "Because I think he enjoys having those three specifically scold him like that."

"Enjoys it?" Applejack asked dryly.

"Yeah. Why else do you think those three are always the ones to lecture him more than anyone else?" Rainbow asked them, until Twilight spoke up in a disbelieving tone.

"That's utter nonsense, Rainbow Dash," the girls turned to her, seeing her take it so seriously, "I doubt he was enjoying it at all."

"Why do you say that, Twilight?" Fluttershy asked.

"For as long as I've known Spike, he's always had trouble talking to girls. And looking at him now that's one part of him that hasn't changed. Enjoy getting lectured... Feh." she scoffed.

The girls were curious at her reasoning, until Rarity smirked, "Oh, and it isn't because you like him?" the girls looked at Rarity, before Twilight spoke up in denial.

"You don't know what you're talking about, Rarity!"

"Don't I?" Rarity teased her, "We all know you two were childhood friends. And you always doted over him and look so adorably jealous any time another girl went near him," Twilight was getting flustered but kept herself together so not to go into an outburst, " That is until he moved away and study abroad. And when you discovered he was enrolled as a teacher here you couldn't stop crying."

"I didn't cry!" Twilight protested, "I was just so happy to see him! And since we're on the topic, what about you? I know you like to wear revealing outfits on other days just to grab his attention."

"I am simply showing off my choice of style. Nothing more." Rarity stuck her head up.

"Oh horse apples," Applejack replied, "Remember that there tight white blouse ya wore last week? You had the top few buttons undone just so you can show off them fancy cans ya got there."

"I deny that accusation!" Rarity shot up.

"Um, you kinda were leaning over a lot in front of Spike when he walked around class." Fluttershy spoke in a meek tone. When Rarity looked back at her with squinted eyes, the shy girl cowered.

The fashionable girl then turned to Applejack, "And like you're one to talk, Applejack. Don't think I haven't noticed you yourself casually flaunting those apples of yours in front of dear Spike-Wikey."

"Girls! Girls!" Cried Pinkie Pie, as she came running over to the table, before taking a seat.

"Where were you, Pinkie?" Twilight asked.

"I just got today's paper, and look who made front page again." Pinkie placed the newspaper on the table.

They saw the headline reading 'Dragon Strikes Again'. Twilight read the article, "Notorious master thief Dragon strikes again at Canterlot museum. He once again evades security and the police making off with the museum's latest donated antique, the Fire Ruby." they looked at the side seeing an image of said ruby which looked like a red ruby in the shape of a heart.

Rainbow laughed, "Once again that elusive dragon outsmarts the fuzz."

"What do you expect from the world's most notorious master thief?" Pinkie asked.

"Nothing less." Rarity answered with a smile.

"He never ceases to leave such an impression." Fluttershy marveled.

"No kidding." Twilight agreed.

Applejack sighed in disbelief, before speaking, "Do you hear yourselves? That's a crook, ya'll are rootin' for. He steal some priceless ruby, and ya'll are treatin' him like he's some kinda hero."

The girls were taken aback by Applejack's words, until Rarity spoke up, "Applejack, it's not that we're supporting his stealing. We're just admiring the fact he's able to do it in style."

"Style?" Applejack asked not getting it.

"He's stolen what many believed to be un-stealable. And have you seen what he wears? I wonder who his tailor is." Rarity giggled, while fantasizing about the thief.

"And have you ever watched the news footage?" Rainbow asked the country girl, "That guy can really move. And his jumping from building to building. You'd think he was a parkour master. I'd' love to have a race with that guy." she smirked.

"But the best part of it is no one knows who he is," Twilight finished in a mysterious voice, "He's left the police baffled every time. And is always a step ahead of them. And why does he steal? What's his motivation?"

"Like ya need motivation or a reason to steal, Twi?" Applejack called the bluff.

"One thing's for sure. He's been at this for a long time, and he remains uncaught." Fluttershy said.

"Well, just ya wait. That boy's gonna put his foot in it one of these days." Applejack warned them, as they continued to eat lunch.

Meanwhile at police HQ, Chief of Police Iron Will was talking to the board of directors with Officer Flash Sentry at his side, "Chief Will, this has gotten far out of hand," one board member spoke, "This Dragon character has been at it for too long."

"I understand your concern." Iron Will tried to calm them, but to no avail.

"Just who is this Dragon?" another board member asked.

Flash Sentry turned on a projector machine displaying slides of Dragon as well as various artifacts, as the chief explained, "Dragon is a international thief whose thefts date back over a hundred years ago. He's stolen countless priceless artifacts from antiques to works of art not only from this country, but all over the world as well."

"Do you think those past thefts were carried out by the same guy?" one member asked, until another chided him.

"Don't be an idiot! No one could live that long and still be able to pull stunts like that."

"Well, what if he isn't human at all?"

"Are you actually insinuating that Dragon's an immortal?"

"Well, maybe..."

"People, we're getting off hand here!" the head of the board interrupted them, "This task force was put together specifically to track down Dragon and bring him in. Chief Will, we left it up to you to lead this force into capturing Dragon and so far you've brought back nothing."

"I'm well aware of this fact. But he cannot keep this streak up forever. Sooner or later he will flop, and when he does I will find him and expose him for the criminal he is!" Iron Will promised.

Later that day, Spike had rode his bike home to a penthouse suite. He looked up at the building and spoke to himself, "Without a doubt they're waiting for me."

He went inside and rode the elevator up to the top floor. He walked up to a door and unlocked it. He stepped inside and was met with a sight leaving him gawking and flustered.

There stood, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence out of their school attire, and wearing sexy maid outfits, "Welcome home, Master. How was your day?" they asked collectively.

Celestia giggled, as she walked up to Spike's side wrapping her arms around him, "Oh, my darling master. Please forgive me for the way I spoke to you today. It wasn't personal, it was for the sake of keeping up appearances." she pecked Spike on the cheek, while her enormous bust rubbed against his shoulder.

"That's all right, Celly." Spike replied, while trembling from the soft sensation of Celestia's bust.

He looked ahead and saw Cadence flirting with him by sticking her butt out giving him a shot of her pink panties, "It's good to have you home now. After a long day of dealing with students it's always best to take this time to unwind." she giggled.

"Yeah. Right." Spike answered with a nervous laugh. He suddenly felt his right hand planted on something super soft. He looked and saw his hand was planted on Luna's breast. The woman giggled and moaned, as she made Spike fondle her. Spike himself panted from the milk jug in the palm of his hand.

"Well, come in, master. No need to be shy." Celestia said, as the three brought him inside.

"Let me take your coat, master." Luna offered, as she removed Spike's coat and put it on the rack.

"Thank you, Luna."

"We are sorry for being so bad to you today. If you want to punish us, please feel free too." Cadence offered, as the three rubbed themselves against Spike.

"Maybe later. Right now I'd like to kick back and relax."

"Of course, Master." Luna answered, as the three walked with him.

Later in the living room, Spike was sitting in an armchair surrounded by the three ladies draping themselves over him. They were currently watching the news featuring an interview with Chief Iron Will outside the museum that was robbed last night.

"Dragon is a crook, a criminal, a monster!" Iron Will ranted to the press, "And we will not sit idly by as some costumed punk steals with no regard to anyone. I hope you're watching this Dragon, because one day you're gonna mess up! And when you do I will be the one to catch you and lock you up forever!" he laughed smugly.

Spike while sipping some tea from a cup scowled, "God, I hate dealing with thick headed losers like him. Still, gotta give him credit. What he lacks in brains, he makes up for it with blind determination." he chuckled.

Celestia spoke, while rubbing his shoulder, "You have nothing to worry about, master. Remember we're right behind you no matter what."

"We know you can take that brute down no matter how big he is." Luna put in, as she rubbed Spike's feet.

"Thanks. But still he's only besmirching the name of the Dragon." Spike replied.

Celestia nodded, "Correct. This all started hundreds of years ago, when the first Dragon arose. A wealthy Nobleman from London England had just taken ownership of a priceless painting titled 'The Bridge to Paradise'. Many were envious of his purchase and wanted it for themselves. Many had tried to steal it, but no matter what thief tried they never succeeded. Until one night, a lone stranger snuck into the Nobleman's home dodging any security he had before taking the painting and escaping. Before he escaped the Nobleman caught glimpse of the thief and saw he bore the appearance of a dragon."

Cadence continued, "And that man was in fact part of your family, Master."

Spike nodded, "Yeah. My great ancestor who first took up the persona of Dragon."

"And since then the name Dragon has been passed onto other generations of the Lupin family. With you as the current heir to the title." Luna finished.

"We're very happy to be your servants, Master. It is what we were trained for." Celestia said.

Spike nodded, "Yes. And words alone cannot describe how truly grateful I am to have you three. Especially when my parents passed away." he sighed in sorrow from the memory.

The three ladies didn't like seeing their master down in the dumps, and embraced him all around, "It's ok, Master. Your parents may be gone, but they'll be with your forever in your heart. Just as we always will." Celestia assured him, as she gave Spike a kiss which he returned.

When they parted, Spike spoke, "If I didn't have you three to give me all these pick me ups over the years I wouldn't be as good a thief as I am today." Luna and Cadence smiled, as both them took the opportunity to give Spike a kiss each. Spike in return rubbed the heads of the three lovingly, as the ladies purred like kittens.

Spike got off his chair and slipped into his slippers, "There is nothing out there, Dragon cannot steal." he walked to a wall and opened a hidden compartment with some numbered buttons. He pressed a few in a pattern before being granted access. The wall opened to reveal a hidden room. Upon entering lights started turning on to reveal a hoard of antiquities that dated back decades ago behind glass containers.

Spike walked through the room followed by the three ladies observing various artifacts, "Alexander the Great's Breastplate, the Spear of Destiny, Excalibur, the Imperial Regalia, the Great Hope Diamond. The Bridge of Paradise," he looked at the last one which was a painting of a bridge leading into the distance where the end of it was a paradise garden like Eden, "It's the greatest collection of rare antiques in the world, all stolen by generations of Dragon. What the people don't know about is that these objects were once in fact property to the Lupin family until they were illegally stolen during the course of time."

"And you like your ancestors are merely taking back your stolen property." Celestia explained.

"Correct, like our latest addition." Spike looked at his last stolen treasure, the Fire Ruby.

"Shall we see if there's anything else worth stealing, Master?" Luna asked.

"No need. You know I like to take a day off after a heist. Gives me a chance to recharge, and a little time for the story to settle in. Let the public enjoy the story of this heist before another is pulled." Spike smiled.

"How very generous." Luna nuzzled Spike's cheek.

"That's our master for you." Celestia added, while nuzzling his other side.

Cadence smiled before checking her watch, "Oh, my gosh it's getting late. I better get home. Twilight and Flurry Heart are waiting for me. I hope you don't mind, master."

"Not at all, Cadence. I understand being a single mom is a lot of work for you when you combine it with your service to me."

"Thank you so much, Master." Cadence said before planting a kiss on Spike's lips before hurrying off.

Spike smiled, as he watched her leave before thinking to himself, 'Chief Iron Will thinks I'm gonna flop? Well, he better watch himself because the day I fall will be long past your time.' he snickered in his thoughts.

(Yes. In this story I'm tackling the heroic thief stereotype with Spike as the titular thief. Hope you enjoy the drama and action of this story.)