Butters' room
Butters was still in shock after seeing his ex girlfriend, Charlotte again
Butters: Charlotte what are you doing here?
Charlotte: Your friend invited me
Butters: Friend?
Charlotte: Yeah. A nice boy named Eric. A little fat though
Butters: Why are you here though?
Charlotte: He invited me
Butters: I didn't mean that. I meant why are you here at my house in my room?
Charlotte: I want to get back together with you
Butters stood still with a shocked look on his face
Charlotte: Butters you ok?
Butters screamed and ran out of his room and out of the house. Stephen and Charlotte looked outside confused
Charlotte: What?
Stephen: Are you Butters' ex girlfriend?
Charlotte: Yeah guy
Stephen: Oh that explains it. That's how I reacted when my ex girlfriend said she wanted to get back together with me
The Next Day
Int. School. Hallway
Butters is walking down the hallway looking really pissed and comes up to Stan. Butters slams Stan's locker shut
Butters: Where the fuck is Eric?!
Stan: What?
Butters: You fucking deaf or something Stan?!
Stan: Butters. Just calm down what's the problem?
Butters: It's none of your damn business that's what it is!
Stan: I don't know where Cartman is
Butters slams Stan into his locker
Butters: Liar! You do!
Stan punches Butters knocking him out. Nelly walks over
Nelly: What the fuck did Butters do to you?!
Stan: He slammed me into my locker
Nelly: Don't you ever punch my sweetheart again! Or I'll kick your ass
Nelly walks off dragging Butters. Cartman walks over
Cartman: Ho Ho Ho Stan. You just got threatened by Nelly. What did you do to piss her off?
Stan: What did you do to piss Butters off?
Cartman: I may have called his ex girlfriend over so I can steal her from him and he gets super jealous
Stan: Why?
Cartman: Because Stan, I am trying to break Nelly and Butters up. Because when Butters sees Charlotte his feelings for her are gonna get in the way of his and Nelly's happiness and than relationship's over
Stan: But Why are you doing this? Do you have feelings for Nelly?
Cartman flips Stan off
Cartman: Fuck you Stan!
At recess
Butters was walking around the playground until he came across Cartman
Butters: Why did you invite her Eric?
Cartman: What's wrong Butters? Aren't you happy to see her?
Butters: No!
Cartman: Not even your wiener?
Butters: No! Oh so that's why my wiener grows every time I see Nelly. It's because she wants me back!
Cartman: What?!
Butters: Yeah. You knew this was gonna happen didn't you?
Cartman: Oh my God! That turned out better than what I had planned
Butters: What plan?
Cartman: Doesn't matter Butters. You're on your own
Butters: Son of a bitch!
Starks Pond
Butters and Nelly were sitting on a bench staring at the pleasant view of Stark's Pond
Nelly: Isn't this romantic Butters?
Butters: Huh. What? Oh yeah it is
Nelly: Is something on your mind Butters?
Butters: There's nothing wrong Nelly
Nelly: There is I can tell
Butters: There isn't wrong with me! Alright?!
Nelly: Ok! God! You've been acting moody lately
Butters: So What?
Nelly: So what?! I'm your girlfriend and you're treating me like I'm shit
Butters: Look I'm sorry. I just need to go home
Butters starts to walk back home
Nelly: What has gotten into him?
Charlotte shows up
Charlotte: Excuse me
Nelly: What?
Charlotte: Have you seen anyone named Butters?
Nelly: Yes he went... wait aren't you Butters' ex girlfriend?
Charlotte: Why does it concern you?
Nelly: Because I'm his girlfriend
Charlotte: Girlfriend? But the nice boy Eric Cartman told me he was available
Nelly: Did you even check his Facebook page?
Charlotte: It didn't say he was in a relationship when I went on Facebook
Nelly: He forgot to update his relationship status?
Charlotte: Looks that way
Nelly: Son of a bitch
Cartman's house
Stan enters Cartman's room
Cartman: Stan. This is gonna leave you in stitches
Stan: Cartman what was so important I had to see that I had to shorten my date with Wendy?
Craig: I had to cut my date with Tweek short as well
Token: My date nights are on Saturday's
Kyle: I had to do the same thing with my girl... I mean brother
Cartman: Ok. This is gonna leave you guys in stitches
Craig: Come on tell us
Cartman: I hacked into Butters' Facebook account and changed his relationship status into single
Cartman starts to laugh
Kyle: That's a pretty big dick move even for you Cartman
Stan starts to pinch the bridge of his nose
Stan: Oh no no no!
Kyle: What?
Stan: This is probably part of Cartman's plan
Kyle: What do you mean?
Stan: Cartman told me he planned to make Butters and Nelly break up
Kyle: Dude!
Stan: I know
Craig: What does this have to do with us?
Cartman: Because Stan supported their relationship, Kyle was confused and Token and you Craig didn't support it. Butters is gonna be single, Butters is gonna be single
The next day
School hallway
Butters was at his locker. Nelly approached him
Nelly: Is this a joke?
Butters: What?
Nelly: Your relationship status. Single?
Butters: What do you mean single?
Nelly: Charlotte told me that your relationship status said single. I had to look to see if she wasn't lying and she was right. What the fuck?!
Butters: What?! That's impossible. I remember my relationship status being "In" not "Single"
Nelly: Bull crap Butters
Nelly flips Butters off and walks off
Butters: That does it
After school
School playground
Butters was walking around until Charlotte approached him
Charlotte: Hey Butters
Butters: Wait. I thought Eric said he'd meet me here
Charlotte: No. He sent me
Butters: That gosh darn it no good son of a bitch
Charlotte: Butters, I know about your Facebook relationship status
Butters: Well somebody must've hacked into it. Because I signed myself as "In"
Butters went to sit down by a nearby tree
Charlotte: Butters is Nelly really your girlfriend?
Butters: Yeah
Charlotte: Do you still have feelings for me?
Butters: Yes I do
Charlotte: Than why don't you leave Nelly. Stay with me
Butters: I don't know. I just can't
Charlotte: But you still have feelings for me
Butters: I know. I don't wanna dump her and make her sad though
Charlotte: Butters it's your choice. You can be with her or you can be with me
Charlotte and Butters stare into each other's eyes. Until they start to kiss each other on the lips
Butters: What am I doing?
Butters runs off
Charlotte: Butters wait!
But little did they know somebody was filming
Cartman: Oh this is gonna be interesting
Nelly's house
Nelly was just sitting down on the couch watching TV. She heard the door bell rang and answered it
Cartman: Hey Nelly
Nelly: What do you want you fat fuck?
Cartman: Oh nothing much. Just wanted to show a little video
Nelly: If this is an attempt to make me break up with Butters than fuck you!
Cartman: No! Why would you think that?
Nelly: Because Wendy told me that Stan told her you were planning this
Cartman: What? That's absurd
Nelly: Wendy is very honest Cartman and she told me that you invited Charlotte so Butters would be torn into either dating me or Charlotte, than you hacked into his Facebook page and changed his relationship status. You know Wendy wasn't glad that Stan is friends with you, but now she is. So she can get all the information about all this
Cartman: Butters and Charlotte were kissing
Nelly: Bull shit
Cartman showed the video
Nelly watches the video and is shocked to see what Butters did. A tear shed from her eyes. Than she got angry
Nelly: I am going out!
Cartman: What are you going to do about it?
Nelly walks out of her house and slams the door
Cartman: I think this is gonna be the beginning of one hell of a night
Nelly was super pissed off and goes off to find Charlotte
Nelly passes Nichole at Tweak's coffee on a date with Token
Nelly knocks on the glass
Nelly: Nichole. Call the girls. There's gonna be a bitch fight tonight
Nelly walks off
Nichole: Sorry babe. There's gonna be a bitch fight tonight
Nichole gets her phone and starts to dial a number
Nichole: Annie. Call the girls. There's gonna be a bitch fight tonight
Kenny's house
Kenny and Butters were sitting down watching TV
Butters: I didn't know who else to go to Kenny
Kenny: What about Cartman?
Butters: Oh definitely not him. Cartman did say you were my best friend at one point
Kenny: Hey buddy cheer up. I'm pretty sure you'll come to a conclusion. And let's be thankful I didn't have to go anything similar to this. And I will have your back once you've come to a decision
Clyde bursts through the door
Clyde: Kenny. Get your Dad's camcorder. There's gonna be a bitch fight tonight
Kenny: Bitch Fight? Woo Hoo!
Kenny got off the couch and straight to his parents room. And grabs his Dad's camcorder
Butters: Hey Kenny. Can I come with you? I got nothing else to do tonight. And also I don't know what a "Bitch fight" is
Kenny: Ok Butters
School playground
Nelly and Charlotte were surrounded by a large crowd of girls and a few boys with camcorders
Charlotte: Nelly. I told you I didn't wanna do this
Nelly: You should've stayed away from my man
Red: Welcome to bitch fight. Here are the rules. Rule number 1. No tearing each other's clothes off. Rule number 2. Don't pull each other's hair and Rule number 3. No filming!
Boys: Ohhhhhhhhhh
Kenny: Goddammit
Kenny threw his camcorder to the ground
Butters started to force his way through the crowd
Butters: Hey Kenny. I got some popcorn. Nelly? Charlotte?
Butters was shocked to see that Nelly and Charlotte were the ones who were fighting
Red: Alright on the count of three 1, 2, 3. Let the bitch fight commence
Nelly punched Charlotte in the face a couple of times. Charlotte than did a roundhouse kick hitting Nelly in the face. Nelly punched Charlotte in the face causing her to have a nose bleed
Butters: I have to do something
Nelly and Charlotte continued to punch each other. Until Nelly knocked Charlotte down the ground. Charlotte was struggling to get up
Nelly: Don't fuck with me again
Nelly was about to finish Charlotte off with a kick. Until Butters intervened
Butters: You two need to stop
Nelly: Get out of my way Butters
Butters: I've come to a decision. Charlotte what we had before was special
Butters held out his hand to help Charlotte up
Butters: But I'm perfectly happy with Nelly
Charlotte: I understand
A few tears start rolling down Charlotte's face
Butters: But that doesn't mean we can't hang out anymore. Charlotte we can still hang out as friends
Charlotte: That's cool Butters. But I have to go back to Canada. We're still rebuilding it after what the President did
Butters: I meant hang out on Skype
Charlotte: That sounds cool Butters
Nelly: Charlotte I'm sorry for acting like a total bitch to you
Charlotte: That's alright Nelly. Just go on and be happy with Butters
Butters: Come on Nelly. The new Fast and Furious movie is playing
Nelly: Alright sweetheart
Butters and Nelly held each other's hands as they exited the school playground
The crowd looks on
Annie: Who won?
Nichole: I don't know
Cartman shows up
Cartman: Fuck you Butters! Goddammit! Fuck You Butters! This wasn't how it was supposed to go!
Wendy: Cartman can you just admit you have feelings for Nelly?
Cartman: Fuck you too Windy