Author's Note: I have realized what the reviews were talking about. It seemed that after copy and pasting into fanfiction makes things get rearranged. I have fixed it now hopefully. Sorry for making it hard to read.

Waking up seemed normal as usual, in a daze while cursing that the sun had to rise so damn fast. Thinking about the things I would have to do today and should have done yesterday. My work ethic truly could use some reinforcement, sadly I only put one hundred and ten percent in things I was passionate about. Doing the dishes and laundry was not on that list of priorities, I had been spoiled by the luxury of living by myself from a young age. Meaning no one cared if I lived like a slob. My job, however, was something I could really put my passion into, I was a lowly barista working crazy hours and getting treated like any teenager at Wacdonald's. However, the look on happy customers that appreciated my efforts and truly looked like they enjoyed my products made the days go by easily.

Sadly today would not be one of the days as instead of waking up in my modest one-bedroom apartment, I was floating in some sort of alternate dimension that I could not comprehend. After a few seconds, my surroundings flashed and became a myriad of flashing colors. "Wow, this is a drugie's wet dream. At least I can somewhat tell what's going on." I took a deep breath and shouted, " Hello, anyone here? Preferably not Satan please?." The silence was my only answer till all I could hear was screeching, it seemed there was a tear in midair and it was only getting larger. A bipedal creature was reaching with its arms and forcibly ripping the tear farther. Once it finally came in with its crashing footsteps and settled, it spoke with a deep baritone voice.

"Human! I am the great Palkia, legendary spawn of Arceus and master of space! Behold the majesty that is I for I have deemed you- What are you doing?" Instead of the cowardly trembling that the mighty legendary pokemon was expecting to see, Palkia saw what looked like an adult human trying to swim away while turning his head back every few seconds to see if it was being chased.

Our unnamed protagonist seemed to finally stop trying to "swim" away and coughed into his hand. "Ugh hi there Mr. Palkia. I have a few things I would like to say beforehand. I totally preferred Pearl to Diamond. I totally didn't name you something dumb or childish. Dialga totally lame compared to you. Also are you real? Wow, you sure are smaller than I imagined, granted that the Pokedex does say your stats such as height and weight. You are very slim by the way, such a handsome scary legendary pokemon."

Palkia could only stare at this blubbering human with a sweat drop on its face. 'Does this human ever shut up? He ruined my totally awesome intro, all those hours spent in front of the mirror dad made me…' Our protagonist seemed to go on with his rant trying to avoid being eaten by the pokemon until he was finally interrupted. "Every time I try to be cool, anyway human. Human! I shall not eat you buffoon and what is this Pearl or Diamond. You already know my brother Dialga? Whatever, I'm short on time and can't be bothered to humor you. Human, you have been chosen to be reincarnated into our world. I and my siblings have sorted through my many realities to find the perfect candidate. You were nominated by one of the legendary beasts Suicune for whatever reason to come here. You shall be granted one request before waking up in our world, choose wisely for you will not be able to change your mind."

'Holy shit, is this for real? I thought I was going to get eaten or was in some sort of messed up version of children's hell. Hmmm, so I finally get my wish of being the main character of a isekai story. Suck my eggs Aunt Lou, you said I would never amount to anything. Ha, ha, hahahaha!'

'I should of just let Suicune take care of introductions, this human is bonkers. He's laughing to himself or I said something funny. I need to hurry and finish if I take any longer dad will have a fit. Space can't watch itself,' Palkia thought with a sigh. "Human stop laughing and tell me your request please."

Coughing in embarrassment in finding out he was laughing out loud our protagonist replied. " Sorry, haven't had my coffee yet. Um if it isn't too much trouble, I would like my cats to be taken care of since I am going to be gone. That shall be my request, Mr. Palkia." 'Too bad I only get one request, I really wanted powers of the Gamer. Oh well, my cat comes before my wants and needs. Charlie, Tabitha, Scarlett, please be good to your new owner for daddy. Thank you for keeping me together these past few years. Time for daddy to become the main character and get an amazing harem. A mountain of boobs and moans everywhere! Hahahahahaha! Oh Mr. Palkia looks like he just saw something pitiful, shit I was talking out loud again wasn't I.'

With what felt like his twentieth sigh Palkia was about to send him away, but got interrupted by a psychic message from his father. 'Go ahead and send him off, I have been watching in case you screw up. I have read his mind and heart to see if he was trustworthy, Both of his requests shall be granted. Set his location to the forest just outside of Pallet town.'

'Yes father, I shall do that. You do know I totally had control over everything right? I have never let you down, right father? Oh he's not responding…' "Human, you will now be teleported. Both your requests have been granted. I hope we never meet again, you loony bastard." With a roar, a small tear opened beneath our protagonist's body and he was sucked in immediately.

In a cacophony of what sounded like cicada, a beam of sunlight shone on a young boy's face. His eyes scrunched and opened with effort while his body sat up. Rubbing his eyes, the boy looked around him trying to see where he was. 'I guess that wasn't a dream since I'm not in my bed. Man this is crazy, but I get to live my childhood dream of becoming a pokemon trainer. I finally feel like my life has reached its spring. Filled with lovely women and cute pokemon everywhere! Time to get moving.' Moving around and checking the local vegetation around him, he found mostly shrubs and trees. Nothing in particular that was special but one tree that had a few berries on it. 'These are oran berries if I recall, the classic staple healing berry that looks like that kid blueberry hybrid from Willy Tonka and the Predator Sanctuary. I mean really though, a creepy middle-aged man that lives by himself aside from slaves that lure children with candy? Not someone scary, I disagree.' The boy tried to climb the tree with satisfactory effort and plucked a berry before jumping down, landing on the ground with his knees bent. He stared at the berry he plucked trying to see if it was ripe and safe for human consumption when a blue screen appeared in front of him. It was a small square that was slightly transparent with text on it stating that it was a oran berry and that it heals a small amount of health when consumed. 'Wow, so this is the infamous blue screen. That's strange though, I thought I only got one request. I wonder if my cats got killed. I really hope not, let's see what else this can do.' "Status. What the heck? Nothing happened. Let's try inventory. Ok really? Menu?" Another screen appeared but displayed options Pokemon, Pokedex, Bag, Save, and strangely Roland. ' Hmm looks like the standard menu from the Pokemon games. It seems most of the options are unavailable since they are transparent. Let's try selecting Roland. Oh, it opens with thoughts too? It looks like a standard trainer card. Roland must be the name of this new body it seems? Though I didn't realize I would be a kid again...my dreams of harem shall have to wait. Wait for me mountains of pleasures, your champion will be there to fondle you soon.' After checking all the available options, the newly named Roland set off on the beginning of his wondrous adventure of pokemon training and debauchery.