Now, I know I haven't been here for a while. I mean, crap, it's been four months. Honestly, I don't really have much to say here. I guess if I had to...

...at least I'm not YandereDev? Yeah, let's go with that.

Meguri: With Friends Like These...

"You wanted to see me, Hiratsuka-sensei? I happened to be close to your office, so it just seemed convenient to…s-sensei, are you smoking on school grounds?"

"Hmmm? Ahh, there you are Meguri. Punctual as ever, I see. You're way earlier than expected."

"T-that's not the point, sensei! Smoking is prohibited on school grounds, you could get in trouble if anyone else sees you!"

"Oh, relax. It's lunchtime, no one's going to spend it in a crusty, cramped office like this. Window's open, if you're worried about the smell."

"T-that's certainly a carefree way of approaching things…"

While I've never had the courtesy of having Hiratsuka-sensei as one of my teachers, I have heard tales of how she was in the classroom.

Primarily, that her beauty was matched or surpassed only by her eccentricity. With how much the student body, boy or girl alike, made mention of her looks behind closed doors, that's not a statement to be made lightly. A 'black sheep', among the prim and proper expected of an elite school such as Sobu, one might say.

"But honestly, I'm truly surprised you did answer my request this quickly. Wouldn't have been surprised if I had to wait a day or two for a reply, with how busy this particular season is for you third years

"Aha, there wasn't anything immediate that required my attention, so it wasn't much of an issue to see what your enquiry was."

"Nothing to preoccupy yourself with? At this time of year, with all the exams? Haah, the things I would have done to attain that peace of mind, back in the day..."

"If you're concerned over my performance as a student, Hiratsuka-sensei, everything's well within control when it comes to my studies. Of course, if you truly think my time is better suited for something else, then I wouldn't be offended if you decide to ask someone else for your enquiry."

"Eh, nonono, this is something that requires your particular set of skills. Well, practically everything about you, really. I dare say, you're quite irreplaceable to what we have in mind."

"…the faculty's asking for me? It's not like them to ask for my assistance like this. Surely, an email would have sufficed, I've never been abrasive towards lending a hand in the past.

"Well, the usual motions would make sense if this particular task was…well, usual. I assure you, it's not exactly unethical, what we're planning. But with how outside the box it is, it's probably better you hear directly, to get the point across.

Well, if she were to describe it like that, then of course I'd be curious about it!

"Can you at least tell me what the task involves?"

"…ah, well, no point dilly-dallying any further, right? My bad, Shiomeguri, probably should have started off with the fine points. Well, to put it bluntly…"

The last embers of her cigarette had faded, as she began to crush the butt of it on the edge of a garbage bin, like a makeshift ashtray. With a bated breath, she continued.

"Well, to put it bluntly…it's about Hikigaya."

…indeed. That is quite concerning.

"Oh dear. H-he hasn't gotten himself into any trouble again, has he?"

"Nothing that's been reported, that's for sure. That said, what I'm asking of you is to ensure he keeps out of trouble."

Now I'm starting to get worried. Hikigaya-kun hasn't told me about any grievances recently. I-it couldn't have been something so drastic he couldn't tell me, could it?

"…if you're going to put it like that, there's no way I could refuse if that's the case. What exactly is all this about, sensei?"

"Guess I've got your full attention now, huh? Well, you're a good girl, it wouldn't have been hard anyways."

With another sigh, surprisingly clear and smooth for a woman who just had smoke filling her lungs, she continued on, her brow furrowed.

"Don't think it's much of a stretch, assuming that you're already aware of Hikigaya's reputation with the student body, right?"

"Yes, sadly. Word's made its way into the ears of every student in Sobu, there's practically no one who hasn't heard of the rumors. The first and third years even hear about it often, it's aggravating, really."

"Yeah, that makes two of us. But the point still stands. The primary consensus is, he's a complete irredeemable degenerate with a rap sheet long enough to leave history's most brutal dictators with their heads hanging in shame. And he's only nearly done with his second year. The last thing we need is this kind of crap following him all the way to his university offers."

"Well, it's not like we haven't been trying to convince the school otherwise, right? Haruno-san and I've vouched for him before in the past, surely you have as well?"

"Enough to provide them with the benefit of the doubt, but not to the extent that it completely absolves his public image, I'm afraid. Not that our efforts haven't been for naught, mind you. If it wasn't for that, the faculty probably would have bought in to all this crap they're spouting, and Hikigaya would be finding himself in a far deeper hole."

My worst fears might have ended up coming to fruition. I had my suspicions after the culture festival that this might not be something that others would simply move on, but to think it has escalated to this degree…

Clearly, what I've merely heard was in fact, underselling just how bad Hikigaya-kun's reputation has become.

Had I intervened sooner, would I have made a difference? Could I have made a difference?

"And that leaves us at an impasse," the worn-out teacher continued. "With how widespread the whole rumor mill has become, it's practically overtaken any sense of good will he might have eked out for himself over the past year. It's gotten to the point where official school clubs have officially blacklisted him from entering, as well as some even boycotting official excursions if Hikigaya were also to participate. To make our lives harder, these includes some of our most prominent athletes, as well as children of some of Sobu's most affluent donors."

She took a sip of her beverage, something she's appeared to have been drinking from before I had arrived.

…huh, is that MAXX Coffee? Adults don't normally drink that due to the sugar content…

"Sooner or later, the school faculty would have to address this. It's well beyond the point where things could simply be swept under the rug anymore."

"…I mean, the school isn't simply going to put all the blame on Hikigaya for this, right? There's no evidence of anything he's been accused of committing!"

"You would think so. And you're not the first person to have brought that up, either. The service club, amongst many others, have tried talking to me about rectifying the problem. These days, even Hayama has been trying to quell the rumors from within his own clique, thinking that the influence of his reputation would salvage the situation. But at this point, it's gone far beyond even him. It's even starting to gain traction through social media as well. That's why the school's about to take drastic measures now, otherwise Sobu's reputation might get tarnished."

"My god….its gotten that serious, now? I-I had no idea people were starting to talk about it online…"

"Here, see for yourself."

She threw a phone at me. With how she aimed it, she clearly didn't care if I caught it, rather what I saw on the screen.

"…'Ryoushi'?"

"Yeah. Original fucking name, right? He's got fish eyes, so let's just call ourselves 'fisherman' in Japanese. But yeah, that's not the point. About a thousand members strong, and gaining traction by the day among all the 'sheep'."

"T-that's more then the entire population of Sobu! Oh, goodness!"

"Talk about a pain in the ass, huh? As I see it, this would end in two potential ways: Hikigaya gets the short end of the stick for these supposed transgressions, which could lead to suspension, or even expulsion…"

I felt like my heart had skipped a few beats upon hearing those words. After everything he had accomplished for the school, for the students within it, this was how he would be repaid!?

"…or, assuming life finally throws the poor bastard a bone for once, the school would dismiss all rumors as the bullshit it really is, and everything ends happily ever after. Well, I'd like to say that, but it ends up causing even further complications."

"Further complications?"

"See, if Hikigaya is wrongfully expelled, he has every right to bring the school to court over his unjust treatment. Since there's plenty of high-profile students in Sobu who's willing to vouch for him, there's a likely chance the proceedings would go on for quite a while. That's a lot of money and headaches in that particular scenario, what with all the slander and libel charges that could plausibly occur. They sure as hell aren't willing to resort to scapegoating if that's a potential outcome."

"…and if the school believes he's innocent?"

"Then nothing changes, really. No matter what statement they make, there's no way the students, the cliques, the clubs, and everyone in between, would leave it at that. It's not exactly in a teenager's nature to give a damn about what adults have to think, after all. In fact, the school would probably be put into even more pressure by the escalating outrage."

"…so, is there really nothing we can do?"

"Not quite. As it stands, Sobu as an institution is bound to suffer from this particular case either way. Either from external parties, or from the inside, the only difference is, whether the mob succeeds or fails. And honestly…"

The sound of a loud crunch suddenly reverbed in the small room, enough to make me nearly leap from my seat. Upon recovering from the initial shock, I had found the cause for the noise:

Hiratsuka-sensei's can crushed in her hands, her eyes that were previously dimmed in a state of subdued annoyance and frustration.

"…if it ends up with those little shits manage to get away with all their gaslighting, that would really. Piss me off."

Before I could properly respond to her rage, she immediately calmed down, as quickly as it had come. It was never any stretch of the imagination to assume that what a teacher was in a classroom setting wasn't exactly the same as they were usually.

But honestly, how scary! Are all teachers this repressed?

"So yeah, since life isn't fair and I can't conjure up an end-all, miracle solution up my sleeve, we're going to have to settle anything that ensures Hikigaya stays in Sobu. At least then, we can stall for time until we can think of some other way out of this. Which brings me to requiring your assistance on the matter."

…there's no way.

There's no way I could say no now. Not after all of this.

"W-well, with how much you've told me, it's not like I can refuse now, can I!? Just tell me what I need to do, sensei!"

Throwing the crushed can of Max Coffee into the trash can, she resumed her initial, relaxed manner from the start of our conversation, and began once more.

"Well, the actual plan is actually quite simple: I'll need you to gather statements off the people that are on Hikigaya's side."

"Statements?"

"Yeah, you know what I mentioned earlier, about how if things have to go to court, there would probably be some witnesses in Hikigaya's corner? Right now, they're probably unsatisfied with the way things are as well. Just have them right out statements highlighting Hikigaya's character, and we should at least have a strong point of contention against all the rumours that have spread."

"…that's all I'm required to do? I admit, sensei, that seems quite simple, with how complicated everything is."

"Trust me, I thought the same thing too. In fact, it was the idea of the faculty itself, really."

"I-it was?"

"A teacher's life is busy as it is. You really think they really want to deal with this crap right about now. Especially during exam season?"

"A-ah, fair point, aha."

"But yeah, in terms of actually gathering the responses, I figured you'd be the best choice. You're practically spotless in regards to controversy, and being the former council president, there's no doubt they'd trust you. The faculty doesn't seem to have much faith with anything I could conjure up, for some reason."

"…I mean, between smoking on school grounds, and hitting a student, those worries wouldn't be unwarranted, righ- ah!"

At once, I closed my mouth. What was I thinking, I shouldn't be saying that out loud! Mohhh, normally you're so tactful, Meguri, what's come over you!?

What came next wasn't an aggressive response, or simply ignorance at my words. Instead, I received a cheeky, warm smile.

"Heh, honesty. That's what I like to hear. That's why it's gotta be you, Shiomeguri."

"….I'll do my best, sensei."

...why isn't she married yet?

The Observations of Hikigaya Hachiman (Shiomeguri Meguri)

As stated in the title, the main contention of this report is to determine whether the rumors that have been spreading around the student in question, Hikigaya Hachiman of Class 2F, have credibility, as well as dismissing any and all false information. As Sobu High School is an institution which prides itself on the quality of its student body, it is naturally of the utmost importance that any dissident as a result of mere hearsay should be quelled immediately, so as to ensure the environment of the school remains healthy.

Due to the informal nature of this particular task, there will noticeably be a lack of explicit evidence, as due to the very nature of gossip, it would be hard to directly confirm the truth. That being said, Hikigaya-san in particular, has managed to associate himself with a plethora of individuals that are quite prevalent, in regards to inter-curricular involvement. Of note, is that Hikigaya-san has been noted, in spite of the rumors, to have provided constant assistance with these particular individuals.

As such, the primary information compiled in this report are the testimonies of these students. Since they have proven themselves to be quite trustworthy, due to their positions of leadership they have over the student body, I hope I will be right in assuming the faculty will also, deem their commentary in the matter as factual.

Student 1: Isshiki Iroha

The current council president of Sobu High. Reportedly Hikigaya-san had played a crucial role in ensuring that she develops the proper skills and mindset towards becoming an ideal leader in Sobu's near future. Her commentary is as follows:

"Ah, Meguri-senpai! I wasn't expecting you today! ….ummm, I-I'm not in any trouble, am I?"

"You don't need to worry, Iroha-chan. I simply wanted to talk to you. If you mind, might I just take you out for a little bit? It's something to be shared between the past and present council president."

"Well, if you're going to put it like that, then of course! Hey, everyone! Sorry, but I'll be heading out for a bit! Won't be long, try not to miss me too much, k?"

A barrage of comments followed, mostly from boys, but there were some girls contributing as well. Few were mere acknowledgements of her actions. The majority were trying to speak above one another, trying to vy for the girl's attention by declaring their reliability.

I can't help but be reminded of Haruno-san, with all these people wrapped around her finger. I'm sure if Haruno-san had opted to move beyond merely managing the Culture Festival Committee, she would have done so easily.

"Soooooo," she chirped in a sing-song tone, as we entered one of the empty, adjacent classrooms. "you suure I'm not in trouble? You weren't just being polite in front of everybody, were ya? I can handle a little bit of criticism, you know?"

"Haha, no no, I assure you, it's not about that really. Actually, I wanted to ask you about Hikigaya-san."

Almost immediately, her sly expression shifted from one to surprise.

"A-huh? Senpai? Is something going on with him?"

"Well, yes, just needed to enquire with you a bit about a certain subject matter."

She's being uncharacteristically nervous all of a sudden. Then again, given that she's succeeding me, there probably is some degree of pressure. Well, it's best to make this as concise as possible.

"Well, to put it simply, I require you to tell me your feelings about Hikigaya-san."

"….w-WHAT!?"

The sudden yelp from the younger girl startled me. Oh dear, whatever is the reason for this outburst?

"M-my feelings about s-senpai? H-hAhaHA, w-what are you talking about, Shiomeguri-senpai? I, w-ha, w-w-here did this come from, hahaha!?"

"…is there anything wrong with what I'm asking, Iroha-chan?"

"N-no, there's….ohwait, did senpai ask you about this? Sorry, but I can't exactly respond properly to the feelings of a guy who wants to confess through his senpai. That's so totally uncool, maybe if he did it directly, I might reconsider, but then again, senpai is senpai, and while he's slowly improving and shaping up to actually be pretty cool, I just can't possibly…"

…oh dear, was something lost in translation?

"…but maybe if he waits a bit longer, then perhaps I…"

"Iroha-chan, I believe that I might have miscommunicated. Pardon me if you've assumed incorrectly what I was about to say."

A pause lingered within the classroom. With nothing else but an awkward stare, equal parts attempting to divert herself away from my gaze and a sense of shame misinterpreting the whole situation, until finally…

"O-oh. Is that so…" she muttered, twiddling her fingers behind her back, the most bashful I think she's ever been.

"But anyways, back on topic…"

…

"Really? The school's going to listen if we just send in some written comments?"

"Apparently so. The plan overall seems quite effective, if unorthodox, so I think it's worth trusting Hiratsuka-sensei on this matter."

"D-don't get me wrong, Meguri-senpai. It's a wonderful plan, but…it's not the first time someone's tried this. Hayato-senpai tried to talk to the teachers about this as well, and not much has changed. If he couldn't do it…"

"Having it on paper's probably a much better plan. Not to mention, we're getting a lot of high-profile students to sign this. With any luck, the pull of influence might work in our favor."

"Well, if that's what you think, Meguri-senpai, then of course I'm going to help!" the girl finally smiled, relieved over the ambient pressure of the room fading.

"Haha, I knew I could count on the next president. Besides, with how much he's been helping you, I'm sure that he's got plenty of accreditations to his name already!"

At that, the brown-haired girl stopped in her tracks.

"….ummm, Isshiki-san? Something the matter?"

"….I mean, not that he hasn't helped me, in fact, it's enough that I have it on record, buuuutttt…."

"…but?"

"A lot of things he helped me with are, well…kinda off the record," she replied, once again, twiddling her fingers.

"Oh, I'm sure that's fine. Compiled with everything else, I'm sure they'll take your word for it."

"…well, some of the things I've had him help me out with can be seen as a little, uh…risqué."

"…I beg your pardon?"

…that's not exactly a word I'd associate with assisting with presidential duties.

"…I-I'm just saying, I'll do it, I just might have to be a bit…vague. With the details and all that."

"…may I ask exactly what type of assistance that might cause you to redact certain information?"

"Mmmmm….let's just say he's been helping me out with preparing me for my role as pres in the next year, and uh…we've had to take quite a few unorthodox approaches.

"Hmmm? Not to worry about that. Just put down what you feel would be ok. It's not like sensei is asking for an entire essay on the matter."

"Well, then, I'll do my best!" she chirped.

"Alright then, I'll just give you the format of what's expected from your statement, and I'll just try to catch up with the others then."

"Ah, just wait a minute, Meguri-senpai. There's uh…one more question I'd like to ask you."

"Yes, what is it?"

"Well…you don't normally involve yourself when it comes to the drama with Senpai. What changed?"

"Hikigaya-kun's such a sweetheart, why wouldn't I want to help him?"

"S-sweetheart? Aha, don't tell me you call any boy that you're close to like that. You could be giving the right idea, you knooooww?"

"Haha, I don't call other boys like that. I just happened to say that because of what I know from him."

"What you know from him?"
"Ah, that. Well, I happen to actually be quite well acquainted with him, it just so happens that I'm finally provided a direct opportunity to fix this whole rumor mill."

"…well acquainted?"

"Yes, we converse I think two to three times a week, at about half an hour, maybe forty-five minutes at a time. Occasionally, he asks me to help him revise for his studies."

Haha, really, such a hard-working boy. Keeps saying how much of a 'drag' it is, but he pulls through anyway, just for my sake.

It really is so cute, haha.

"…that's the first time I've heard of it. When exactly was this?"

"Hmmm? Would have been just after the conclusion of the culture festival, why do you ask?"

"T-that long ago!? Wait, but that would mean…"

Her expression changed once more, and I could almost feel a sense of bemusement over baring witness the entire spectrum of emotions adorning her face over a single day. That being said, this time around, it seemed more…determined.

"You're…you're not a rival, are you, Meguri-senpai?"

…a rival? What could she mean by that?

Ah, wait. I did say I helped him out with work from time to time. That would indicate…

that she's insecure about her position as the new council president, perhaps? Taking attention off one of her most staunch assistants might indicate his preference for me over her. I mean, I suppose I was like that back when I first started as well, huh?

"Haha, not to worry, Iroha-chan. I'm graduating soon regardless, you won't have to worry about little old me soon enough."

"A-aha, i-is that so? Well, then, I'll errr, take your word for it, Meguri-senpai!"

And with that, she's back to smiling. This might prove troublesome if everyone else is just as sporadic as she is…

Student 2: Hayama Hayato

Current captain of the soccer team, and among the more prolific of the student body in terms of achievement and social standing. Due to his experiences with assisting and corresponding with nearly every demographic imaginable within the walls of Sobu High, I believe that his opinions on the matter should provide a grounded, unbiased opinion concerning his classmate…

"…so, it's come to that now, hasn't it?"

"Sorry for dragging you out of soccer practice, Hayama-kun. Sadly, I needed to pick a time where there would be the least amount of people, and I figured I could buy some of your time while everyone else is doing drills."

"Hahaha, I understand your logic just fine. Though, there are quite a lot of observers during our routine sessions. For all intents and purposes, a group of passionate, strong young men ought to receive quite a bit of attention, haha."

As he wiped the sweat of his brow, I could see that, while speaking in a casual manner, his laughter didn't reach his eyes. Well, I suppose whenever Hikigaya-kun's name is mentioned by someone, the air has a tendency to get thicker, be it friend or foe.

"I figured the school would be forced to show their hand eventually, with how things have been. I can't say I expected them to seek action this soon, though. As bad as the rumors have gotten, there hasn't been an incident connected to him since Sagami-san, which was months prior."

"It is what it is, I'm afraid. I had heard that you've been attempting to quell the rumors yourself. I assume there hasn't been much luck on your end?"

His body shifted slowly, and with a long sigh, I received an answer before he ever said a word.

"This whole situation really is bizarre," he muttered. "Every little thing the clique and I ever did, whatever places we frequented, to the products we used, it would influence the entire school. Hundreds of students from different backgrounds and standings, and somehow it's our little group that becomes the trendsetters."

He took a sip from his water bottle, his voice growing coarse. Whether it was from recovering stamina or his frustration over the situation, it could have been anyone's guess.

"Not this time, though. No matter how much I push for things to calm down, this whole business with Hikigaya has taken a life of its own. It's borderline comical, the sheer efforts people have taken in despising someone they don't even know. You wouldn't see this kind of behavior, even in the most overblown dramas on television."

"If I may ask, do you have any idea why this might be the case? With how much in the center of things you are, I figured at least a few might have talked to you about it."

"Tch, if only things weren't so ironic," he chuckled. "I've spent all my time here trying to avoid all manners of gossiping. Made my stance real clear on the matter. But all of that tends to falls on deaf ears. Every day, there's something brought to my attention that I have to confront, from alleged affairs to petty spite. At times, I felt like I was forced to read a tabloid against my will."

The burden of standing at the top, I suppose.

"But the one time. The one time, that I actually try to stake my input in these kinds of matters, all of a sudden, everyone decides to act unreceptive. You would think the guy who 'defended' Sagami against the loner of Sobu High would carry some gravitas. But they've barely communicated with me on why exactly they have such disdain for Hikigaya, and they don't even try to listen to me. It's a twisted joke, honestly…"

It's already spread online, I doubt even swaying a few to his side would even quell this fire at this point. No, we have to start with the smallest things for now. As long as we get the teachers on our side…

"You won't have to worry about convincing your friends and classmates for now, Hayama-kun. All I need is for you to give a statement to the teachers. For now, that will be enough."

"Haha, I suppose I had spent quite a bit rambling, huh? My apologies for wasting your time."

"No, no! Not at all! It's your practice time I'm interfering with now. If anything, you've given me more insight with the issue then I had previously! I should be thanking you, instead."

"Heh, well, I'm glad to be of service. Though I suppose, with the way you're handling things, I admit, I'm kind of bashful, what with me being the only male student you're getting a statement out of. Though, with that said, sadly, Hikigaya doesn't really have that many guys on his side." He chuckled as he reached for another sip of his water bottle.

"Oh, that's not true at all. In fact, I was originally going to ask Zaimokuza-san."
"Mm-mplk!

"H-hayato, are you ok?"

The poor boy suddenly appeared shocked all of a sudden, before hammering his own chest in order to force the excess water through properly. This was perhaps the only time I had ever seen Hayama lose his composure.

Then again, not exactly possible to keep composure with a compromised gag reflex.

"N-no, i-it's ok! Just choked on my water a bit, that's all!"

"Oh, thank goodness! For a minute, I thought I might have accidentally caused our soccer captain to suffocate!"

"N-not to worry, haha! I'm far more durable then one might expect, trust me! So, uhhh…pardon me, but exactly what did you mean exactly about asking Zaimokuza-san?"

…I might be reaching, but…was there a bit of venom, in his words? No, that can't be. Maybe he needed context on my decision? It would seem a bit out of left field, from a third party's perspective, after all..

"Well, it would make sense to receive the input of Hikigaya's longest standing companion. On top of that, he had provided assistance to Hikigaya-kun and his friend multiple times in the past, so he has some credibility. Besides, I seem to recall a while back you recruited him personally for a Judo tournament, right? (Vol. 7.5, LN exclusive event) If you picked him over your other companions, that would imply you've seen something in him as well, right?"

"…a-ah, yeah! Exactly! There was…something I had to verify…"

"Trust me, with how loyal he is to Hikigaya-kun, your intuition was probably spot on! Now, I was planning on asking him for his statement, but whenever I tried to approach him, he simply replied that Totsuka-san would…punish him."

"…Totsuka…punish?"

"Well, that was paraphrased. The actual words were a lot more explicit, and the poor boy seemed frightened enough that I didn't want to push it any further. For an analogy, let's just say it involves a mashed up banana with needles sticking out from the pile."

The exact terminology was so horrific that it wouldn't be out of place from a Lovecraftian horror. All roses have their thorns, as some would say, but clearly some more than others.

"Erm, if I may ask, exactly why was he first choice over me? N-not that I'm jealous or anything, consider it curiosity."

"Oh, mainly because since he's more involved than you were, I figured he'd offer better context."

"…"

"…errrr, Hayama?"

"…more…involved than I am!?"

"…eeer, are you ok?"

"…n-no, that's fine. Once practice is over, I'll offer my piece. Will email be fine? I still have your contacts from back during the culture festival."

"Oh, of course! It's great that you can help us out!"

"It's ah, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just head out back to practice then."

"Why, of course."

As he left back towards the field, I could hear the cheers from the standing. With how beloved he is by the community, part of me is glad that such a person wasn't against us. The last thing this entire hate movement needs is someone charismatic enough to spearhead any personal attacks. Hopefully more people are more open to reason once we gain a bit more momentum.

"That pass was shoddy, Haru! We've been spending months fixing that, and it's still not up to par! And Sho, you call that flailing about practicing drills? What, just because we lost last game, you've decided you're too good now!?"

…though for the life of me, I can discern the reason for his aggravation. Perhaps all the pressure is starting to get to him?

Student 3: Minami Sagami

The current general sports manager of Sobu, her familiarity across the majority of extracurricular activites in Sobu, alongside participation in sactioned sporting events, would mean that she had also personally worked with Hikigaya, and thus, would have a valid opinions based on her experiences with him. Most crucially is her involvement during the alleged incident during the conclusion of the Culture Festival…

"…sigh, we're playing this kind of game again, are we?"

"Sagami-san?"

"Ah, nothing, senpai Was just thinking to myself for a little bit."

The reddish-brown haired girl started scratching her head, clearly there's some kind of agitation there. Poor girl must have been pretty busy lately. With how uncombed and messy her hair was, no doubt she's been preoccupied with something.

"Erm, If there's any troubles you have with anything I've said, I don't mind slowing down. Or you know, if you're simply too busy…"

"No, no, it's nothing like that, really. It's, well…serves me right thinking I can go a few hours without that guy being brought up again."

Even now, she's still quite antagonistic towards him, huh? It's a shame, after the Athletics Festival, I had wished that it was all water under the bridge by now. I only wish it's a matter of time before she's able to fully reconcile with the past.

"I mean, I still think I don't really have the skills to help you out with this kind of thing. You really think I'd be able to make a difference here?"

"Of course! You'd be a great help!"

"Tch, there's no way I'm your first choice for this kind of crap. What, was the Ice Queen busy or something?"

"I happen to be heading off to the service club right after this. And yes, I believe you'd be quite the help. We'll need as many voices as we can on this matter."

"You really think you need me, if you've got that killjoy on your team? And everyone else too. Not like I'll make much of an impact."

"I needed statements from as many students as possible. One's that have enough of a say in the matter, and I think you're more than capable of that. And all that was in the past. You're so much different from the girl you were all those months ago."

She shuffled around, her cheeks starting to turn a little red. Hehe, with how popular she is, I didn't think a compliment from little old me would fluster her. Hehe, how cute!

"…so that's how it is, huh? You'd think I'd be the last person to be qualified, since it'sme and him we're talking about."

"It's precisely because it's you and him that makes you so vital in this, Sagami-san. In fact, what you said earlier about yourself was wrong. You're probably the most important person in this."

"E-ehhh? I don't exactly follow, senpai. Don't tell me you're whispering sweet nothings in my ear to convince me to help out. I'm not exactly as weak as that guy when it comes to being dragged off to do whatever."

She says that, but there's no denying the glimmer in her eyes when I said that. It's a more familiar sight recently, whenever I see her helping clubs out.

Mainly, the idea of being needed must really be important to her.

"Everything…most of everything that the student body has been talking about Hikigaya-kun is nothing but conjecture. It's why as much as they spout such horrible things about them, it won't ever extend past verbal harassment."

"That's cause he's always hanging out with girls from the 'Golden Generation', or some shit like that. Trust me, they'd go for it if they ever find him alone."

"He's got too good of a standing with the teachers for that to happen. Especially after the incident that happened with Miura-san and those groups of harassers, there's no denying his true character after that."

"Ugh, don't remind me of that. After that crap went down with Yumiko, who did you think had to handle all the paperwork with suspending those assholes, huh? And doing all the prep work for the replacements?"

"My point is, Sagami-san, is that they've got no proper argument at all. Except one."

"…the Culture Festival incident."

"That's the only time anyone could pin any form of harassment caused by him. Regardless of his motivations, no one's going to be convinced he had the best intentions."

"I know, I know. Way too many people won't shut up about that. It's almost as if that's all I'm known for these days.

Both hands reached out towards the scalp of her head. No wonder her hair seems messy, scratching it must be a habit of hers when it comes to any grievances.

"Ok, I think I get it now. You want me to help because I was the one he called out from way back then?

"The idea of the perpetrator and the 'harassed' finding reconciliation with each other is a powerful narrative, Sagami-san. Even I can't think of a much better way to protect Hikigaya-kun."

"What, so now the shoe's on the other foot where I have to get ol' Fish Eyes out of a crappy situation? Haha, if I wasn't so tired right now, I'd definitely be milking this."

"Sagami, please. If it's you, I think the chances of succeeding would be so much greater. I'm counting on you."

"…counting on me, huh?"

With a long and bated sigh, she sat back towards her chair, perhaps to take in the gravity of the entire ordeal.

"…there's a lot of people counting on me to do something these days. People always come up to ask me to join them on shit-talking that idiot. The girls want me to try to be nice to him. Heh, like I would. You're even asking me to organize something involving him, it sure as hell isn't the first time that's happened either."

"…wait, has something happened before?"

"Ah, don't worry about that. Anyways, about the statements…"

"Yes?"

"…it really will help him?"

"…some time will be bought. That's all we really can do now."

"…sigh, fine. It's just a few sentences and I'll be on my way, right? Whatever."

"Ara, you'll actually help?"

"Don't get me wrong. That fish eyed fool helped me out before, whether I liked it or not. And the idea of owing him a favor makes me want to puke. With this, we'll be more than even."

She crossed her arms, and reassumed the haughty persona she depicts herself in public, as if she were a celebrity.

Haha, but I know better.

"You know, it wouldn't hurt to be a bit more honest with your feeling, you knooow? Deep down, you really want to help, don't you?"

"…hmph."

Student 4 & 5: Yukino Yukinoshita and Yui Yuigahama

Both members of the Service Club alongside Hikigaya Hachiman, those two have provided bountiful assistance in regards to the student body of Sobu. This is not limited to the Culture Festival, the Athletics Festival and the collaboration with Kaihin Sougou. A crucial factor is their affiliation with Hikigaya as well, since they're the closest of any student in Sobu to him. Though the commentary is a bit bias, note that it would be influenced by the nature he exhibits towards them. Said nature should be taken into consideration when interpreting his true character…

"Y-you hear about this, Yukino? H-hikki needs our help!"

"Indeed. Things truly are looking dire towards Hikigaya-kun right about now. Not that his sheer idiocy to perpetually place himself in such situations before isn't his own fault, but the public opinion appears to be far too greatly exaggerated."

The dynamic of the clubroom really doesn't change, does it? On one hand, you have the ever energetic Yuigahama-san, bubbly and often the heart of many a conversation. Contrasting that is the ever calculating Yukinoshita-san. Always planning, always thinking, and always so brutally honest.

"I've been meaning to ask you, since due to the nature of the Service Club, you're prone to listening on to a lot of information. Were you aware of the Hikigaya-kun's status as an online pariah?"

"Indeeed, I have heard about this 'Ryoushi' group. It's quite alarming, the sheer number of people who assumes hatred for an individual as their raison d'être."

"R-raison d'être?"

"Oh, it's a French saying for 'reason for living, Yui. Nevertheless, senpai, from what I had heard, it hasn't gotten to the point where they would be any tangible threat."

"Really? How so?"

"They're too disorganized. No leaders, no goals outside of insults and gossiping. Even Hikigaya-kun is aware of the group, and there hasn't been much affecting him. At the very least, if there was one unintended benefit to his status as a loner, it's his utter lack of use in social media."

"T-that's the first I've heard about something like that! There really is a group just to hate on Hikki? Mouu, that's so cruel!"

"It can't be helped, Yui. Much as I want to assist Hikigaya-kun, truly I do, it appears he has no issue with standing idly in the face of this charade. It's hard to develop anything if the person of interest in all of this is unable to defend themselves."

"He's just busy trying to help out as many people as he can. You know that, Yukino! And just because Hikki isn't trying anything, doesn't mean we can't!"

"You have a point there, Yui. I'm assuming with that paperwork, you've come to us for some kind of proposition, Shiomeguri-senpai?"

"Ah, you're quite sharp as ever. So, you see…"

"…"

"…"

"Hmmm, I see. Yes, I suppose that could work. There's not much difficulty in this, either. Yui, I'm going to have to ask you to perform this task to the best of your abilities.

"W-what are you talking about, Yukino? I'm definitely going to take this seriously!"

"Yes, but your grammar is quite…lacking in certain areas. Permit me to proofread so that your words carry the weight it's intended to have. With all due respect, there's quite a lot of sentimentality lost in translation if you don't do things right."

"Mouuuu, I'm not that bad. Hikki's been helping me out with writing. He says I'm improving quite a lot actually, hehe."

So, he's been trying to help others with their studying. Hehe, I'm aware he's been assisting others with extracurricular activities, but to help a friend out despite his own problems?

Awww, he really is so sweet!

"Oh, Hikigaya-kun is tutoring you, Yui-san?"

"Indeed, he and I have been helping her fix up on her writing skills. Horribly inept as he in other subjects, there's at least some credence to his skills in Japanese grammar."

"Ahhh, you don't have to be that mean, Yukinoshita-san. Last I checked, he scored third in Japanese literature?"

"At the detriment of his other studies. If there's one thing I consider worse than mere incompetence, it's wasting his potential. Honestly, perhaps if he focused more on revising his weak points rather than partake in reading his light novels…"

"Well, if it would ease your mind, I've been tutoring him myself. I can assure you, whatever problems you might have with his work ethic, he's trying his best to improve himself as we speak."

"…"

"…"

Funny. I was expecting some kind of light teasing at Hikigaya-kun's expense, or perhaps some appreciation at his efforts.

…why has the atmosphere suddenly gotten chilly all of a sudden?

"…you've been helping Hikki study?" the pink haired girl spoke, less surprised and more with a sense of concern.

"Yes, a few hours each week? What, I assume he would have told you by now."

"He hasn't spoken anything of the sort," Yukinoshita spoke up, acting uncannily cold in the meantime. And why would you assume that he would have divulged this information to us already?"

"Well, I've been tutoring him for months right now. Given how many activities occupying his schedule, figured he would have told you so that you could arrange times where he'd be available to assist the Service Club."

"…i-is that so? It's been months, has it?"

Yukinoshita started to stammer, as if she was suddenly nervous. But before she could construct another sentence, the sound of the door opening was heard behind me.

"Yo. Totsuka's got some scrims with some other players today, so I'm early this…eh? What are you doing here, Meguri-senpai?"

"H-hikki?"

"It couldn't have troubled you to simply knock first? It could have been a private matter you're intruding onto, you rude buffoon."

"Oi, you haven't stopped be from butting in before. What's with you all of a sudden?"

Oh, dear. He's only arrived for barely a minute, and it's already gotten to an argument. I'd like to say it's affable, since they always seem to remain friendly in spite of the confrontations.

Perhaps with all the other vitriol thrown in his way by the others, I can't help but feel worried.

"You haven't exactly convinced me of your etiquette recently. Coming to the Service Club at irregular times, roping us into helping out Iroha-san when we're in the midst of another enquiry. And every passing day, the material you choose to sully this clubroom with gets more and more perverse in content."

"Like you'd even know what's in it. I thought you were the type to not assume a book by its cover."

"I'm afraid that doesn't apply to shameless men like you. How about the other day, where you just came in all sweaty, after your practice with Totsuka-san? What exactly were you thinking, not cleaning up before coming in to a room with the two of us in it."

"C-come on, Yukino. It wasn't that bad, really."

"No kidding. I was actually ready to apologize to you about that, since I did forget to shower on the day here. But you never brought it up. You and Yui just kept staring at me the whole time we were in here. For a second, I was wondering if the two of you actually enjoyed seeing me all wet."

The two girls suddenly went quiet. A number of moments passed, with Hikigaya-kun keeping a bated breath towards a response that never seemed to arrive. Then finally…

"Erm, guys? Why are you suddenly so qui-"

"PREPOSTEROUS!"

"Eeeek!"

The sudden outburst made me almost fall onto the floor, as Yukinoshita spoke with a tone several decibels beyond what I expected from the refined girl.

"Y-YOU…YOU REALLY THINK THAT…you really think I would….to be so lewd as to…that such a vulgar image would appeal to us? Is that what you think of us!? IS IT!?"

"H-hikki…you're so dirty…"

"I-it was a joke, come on guys…

It was almost as if their personalities had swapped with each other. Yukinoshita-san was frantically pacing back and forth towards the room, out of sheer bewilderment at Hikigaya-kun's comment. Yuigahama-san, on the other hand, remained silent, staring at the ensuring chaos that had unfolded.

One thing they both shared though: both their faces were red like tomatoes. Increasingly so, in fact. It looked like either of them was about to burst from sheer embarrassment. With how heavily they were breathing, it appears he's managed to land a, ummm…

A 'critical hit'! Yeah, that's it!

…I better change the topic, to save them any further mortification.

"S-so, I'm under the impression that you two will be able to help me out with the task?"

"Hmmm? What task? Did something happen before I arrived, senpai?"

"Well, you see…"

"So, shit's about to hit the fan that badly, huh?"

"It's a shame, but it appears that is the case. I apologize if you wanted to be discussed about these kinds of matters beforehand, but I was so caught up with lending a hand that the thought had simply crossed my mind."

"Well, it's not like I was expecting much good news these days. Then again, those guys really need to rebrand themselves. You're forming some kind of resistance group, and you're calling themselves Ryoushin? Really? There's got to be way better names."

"Y-you're really not worried about any of this, Hikki?" Yuigahama-san spoke up. That's still a lot of people that hates you for something you didn't even do! It was already bad after the Culture Festival, but now it's…I'm really worried, Hikki…"

Upon looking at Yuigahama-san's distressed state, Hikgaya's look of mild apathy changed to a subtle look of concern. I suppose even if he doesn't care, he's well aware by now that he can't change what others think about the situation. With a sigh, he stepped closer to Yuigahama-san.

"Heh, you really got time to be worried about little ol' me?"

He reached a hand out towards Yuigahama-san's head and started patting her. Instantly, her voice of concern shriveled up into a low squeak.

"You can start worrying about others once you've taken care of yourselves. I've seen your last test results, you know? Don't tell me you're starting to slack off?"

"D-don't say that in front of the others! Moouuu, you're so meaaaann…"

"Hikigaya-kun, please stop harassing Yui, especially when we've got company."

"Man, if you think a couple headpats count as 'harassment', sex must be a cardinal sin to you, Ice Queen."

"Is there no end to your vulgarity? Honestly…"

"Sigh, you're never letting up on any of that…"

It's honestly amazing. He's confronted with all manners of bad news, and the first thing he thinks about is the wellbeing of others. Really, the others must have such a wonderful influence on him if he's grown out of his shell this fast.

To be honest, part of me is kind of envious, to be able to have such peace of mind.

Other parts of me is truly proud that I might have had played a part towards such a transformation. Seeing him sit down, joking around like this…heheheh, I almost feel like a proud older sister!

"Well, it's great that you two are willing to help out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just be heading off now."

"Wait. Senpai."

As I was about to stand up and head out, Hikigaya-kun decided to stop me in my tracks.

"Mind if I follow you for a bit? There's something I've been meaning to ask."

"If it's something important, surely you can discuss it here, Hikigaya-kun," Yukinoshita responded.

"Sorry, but it's an enquiry I'd like to bring up with her first."

"E-eh? Hikki, you know we care about you, right? You don't have to keep any secrets…"

"Trust me, it's not like that. I just need to know something, then I'll tell you two eventually, ok? Promise."

"…well, if it's like that, then I suppose I can let this slide for now."

"That's a promise, ok Hikki? No backing out if we ask you about it later."

A moment passed, and both girls were eagerly waiting for his answer. I'm well aware that Hikigaya-kun is one to keep quite a few secrets. Whenever I've observed him study, there's always some kind of enigmatic aura about him whenever I talk about how he's doing at school. At times I worry about everything my kouhai has to go through. But at the end of the day, it really is up to him to confide.

"Sure, just give me time. I'll talk to you later, ok?"

And thankfully, it appears he's starting to open up. At that, both girls drew back, with relieved smiles adorning their faces.

It truly is nice, being put at ease by those you trust.

"I'm getting MAXX Coffee? You want anything in particular?"

"Ah? Oh, no, you don't have to do that."

"You're going through all the trouble staring that my maths papers for hours at a time. Trust me, you'll need something to ease the pain."

"Haha, they're not that bad."

"…"

"…ok, they are quite…something, hehe! If you insist, I'll have green tea then."

The first time I had decided to come over to tutor him, Hikigaya-kun actually acted extremely polite, like a gentleman. I'm not sure if he held me up to some kind of high regard compared to others, but I had always found is early stiffness to be quite adorable.

Then again, between the shyness of then and the warm familiarity of now, it's obvious which one I would take.

"Are you sure it's a matter you're not willing to share with them? You're closer to them than I am, so I was just wondering."

"It's because I'm close to them that they might be biased about it. I kind of need someone else willing to play devil's advocate. You're my best bet, really."

It's honestly quite flattering, how he's willing to put his trust into me. Given that the other girls in his life happens to be the same age as he is, I figured he'd be more willing to reach out to them. I wouldn't have minded at all, I would have totally understood.

But he considers me a friend. And to be honest, that really does warm my heart.

"Well, I'm glad that you're willing to put faith in me. So, exactly what's your problem?"

"Do you know if any of the others are getting dragged into this if it continues?"

"Hmmm? What do you mean?"

"The incident with Miura. By now, most of the school's heard about it, one way or the other. I'm sure you've heard about it too, right?"

"Yeah, I have. Do you have any concerns about that?"

"Nothing bad is going to happen to Miura for a while, since she appears to be the victim in all this mess, all because some upstart jackasses decided to overreach. Thanks to that she's safe."

He handed me my drink, before going to open his can. After taking a long, drawn out sip, he then continued.

"But other people I know might not be that lucky. I'm more than capable of hearing the rumors myself, you know? They're starting to badmouth them. A loner's capable of handling this kind of affair, it's part of the job description for people to assume things about me. I can't say the same about them though."

"What exactly are you afraid of, Hikigaya-kun?"

"The narrative right now is, I'm fooling all of them. Some kind of womanizer, or blackmailer, that's why I've got hold of their attention. Otherwise, why else would the 'Golden Generation' associate themselves with the likes of me?"

"Come now, we all know that's not true."

"I know. But truth be told, for a while I feel like that interpretation was probably for the best."

I stopped trying to open my can, my eyes meeting his in shock? What exactly was he thinking, saying that?

"H-how could you say that? Those are awful things they're saying about you!"

"I know. What they're saying about me. Not them."

"E-ehhh?"

"As of now, they're not going to change about what they think about me. At least not till I finally find some way to shut them the fuck up. Till then, I'd rather not have the others in the crossfire. And if they caught wind that the girls were hanging out with me out of their own volition, that would cause way too many problems for them."

"How so?"

"Miura was attacked because the boys thought she was 'easy'. Totsuka gets a lot of shit from the other girls in her club because they're jealous. Something seems to have ignited under the belly of Sobu, 'cause everyone's pissed off these days. The idea of actually wanting to associate with me might just be the tipping point, and they'll start to get harassed as well."

He had a point. Up till now, we were all worried about him because he was the one receiving all the negative attention. I hadn't even considered the consequences it might have for anyone connected to him.

"I need your advice, senpai. I need to know if there's anything I should be doing about this."

"W-what exactly brought this on?"

"From your whole explanation of the situation back in the clubroom. I already had an idea about the whole thing, but with the way you've visualized it and how it could potentially result in legal consequences, I'm starting to get worried if the others might get involved in this mess."

"Hikigaya-kun, they're involved because they care about you. Surely, you know that."

"That's the thing. I'm the one that's prepared to go through this crappy road. I'm used enough to the experience to tough this out and come out more or less intact. I'm afraid because I don't think they can."

Another sigh, another long sip of his drink.

"So, you don't think they could handle it. That's what you're saying?"

"Yeah. That's why I'm asking you about this. Haruno's well…Haruno, and telling Hiratsuka-sensei about these things might compromise her position as a teacher more than it already is."

"A-are you saying that you don't want them to put these statements through?"

"N-no, nothing like that. They're confidential anyways. Should I allow them to get involved in this further, for their sakes? I've always intervened in the business of others, but that's cause a rotten bastard like me is more than capable of handling everything they throw at me. But for some reason, I hate it when it's the other way around. I hated it when Hayama decided to set up that double date. It bugs me whenever Haruno decides to get way too personal without my consent. And if people I know decide to get themselves in trouble for my sake…"

His hands started gripping into themselves, curling into a fist. It's clear it's been troubling him, perhaps for quite a while now.

"…I don't know. I really don't."

To show such vulnerability to another requires a great deal of humility, as well as a strong desire to find an answer. It's overwhelming, being put into a position where I would have to offer him such a kind of guidance.

I couldn't say anything, not for a while. Any words or sentences that tried to form in my head dissipated. None of them seemed to have any weight to give what I want to say.

Come on, come on, Meguri! He needs your help, why can't you say anything!?"

"Come on, you're being awfully stiff, Meguri-chan! You need to lighten up a little!"

"Haruno-senpai, this is pretty serious! If I don't get have a plan, everyone's going to be disorganized. Who knows if the festival will go through as intended?"

"Well, you don't have to handle it like that. It's not like you're enjoying trying to run things like clockwork, either."

"Well, what exactly should I do then? I'm only a first year, I don't want to mess up in front of everybody."

"Heh, it's fine just to be earnest once in a while, you know? Everyone and their mothers have dealt with the perfectionist and the routine. Sometimes, a little honesty goes a long way."

…heh. It's funny, thinking back to that time. I think if I continued the way I did, it really wouldn't have been fun for anyone. Not for my team, and certainly not for me either. In the end, I'm glad I decided to act how I normally did when it mattered. It was much easier being true to myself.

So, all I have to do now with Hikigaya-kun was to make sure that I expressed how I felt. And honestly?

I'm feeling quite annoyed right about now.

*flick*

"Agh, w-what the?"

"Oh, s-sorry, I didn't mean to flick your forehead so hard! Does it hurt!"

"N-no, not really? I'm more surprised than anything. What was that for."

"That," I held my finger up. "Was because what you've said agitated me."

"It….agitated you?"

"Of course it did, Hikigaya-kun! First off, we're not that weak, you know?"

"W-what?"

"You honestly think something like this is going to take us down? Fake words aren't doing any damage to you, are they? We're not so fragile that such things are going to hurt us!"

"Shiomeguri-senpai…"

Calm down, Meguri, calm down. He's here for answers, isn't he? Come now you used to be council president. You've calmed down under much more frustrating occurences.

"They're strong. If they're not there yet, they'll get there eventually. I've seen all of them as they approached their day-to-day lives, they're striving to go about things the best they can. You shouldn't underestimate them, Hikigaya-kun. Both their strength, and their desires to help you out, as you've helped them."

"Ah…uhhh…"

My words had seemed to render him utterly silent. For such a boy full of snark, it was almost disorienting, seeing him this muddled. After a while, though, he was finally able to usher out a response.

"It…it's like that, isn't it? They really are capable of that, is that what you're saying?"

"You still have reservations? Come now, surely you can trust my words, after all we've been through."

"I-I still have my own doubts. An unorganized pack of monkeys are still a pack of monkeys. Who knows what crap they'll get to."

"And that's why we're preparing for such a case, Hikigaya-kun. Or is everything we've done so far for your benefit not enough?"

I pulled out my tablet from my bag, and showed him all the work I had prepared so far. In particular, were all the names of the people willing to help with Hiratsuka-sensei's task.

"Come on, Hikigaya-kun. They're doing their best, aren't they?"

"…yeah. I guess they are."

A smile grew to my lips.

"Then you really have nothing to fear. Hehe, what a troublesome kouhai."

"Heh, only because I have a reliable senpai to kick me into shape."

"Oh, don't say that? You're making me out to me some kind of bootcamp instructor."

"Remember how pissed off you were when you saw my science results?"

"…no comment."

With that, we both shared a giggle, before it escalated into full blown laughter. Hahaha, it really has been a hassle of a day, hasn't it?

"…hey. Would it be ok if I put in my own statement?"

"Hmmm? You?"

"Yeah. I mean, I'm the person of interest in this whole debacle, right? If they're prepared to stand by me, maybe it's time I actually defended myself for a change. That fine with you?"

"O-of course! That'd be amazing, Hikigaya-san!"

Every step counts, Hikigaya-san. I'm glad to see you understand that.

"Still though, as happy as I am that you've decided to talk to me about this, I'm still a bit mad. A whole year with the rest of them and you think they can't handle themselves? Come now, really?"

"U-uh, I suppose I might have been overthinking it."

"I always thought you to be the more logical type. Hmph, guess you're still a kid, after all."

"H-hey? That was uncalled for!"

"Because you made your senpai mad, that's why! Hmm, how will you pay me back?"

"I-I guess I'll try my hardest in the next math test?"

"Oh, I dunno…you don't exactly make me confident, with your skills at trigometry."

"G-ghhh."

Honestly, it was really fun teasing him. Haha, I kind of get why Haruno-senpai does it now. Though I'd rather not be as sadistic, mind you. Hehe, maybe I'll just leave him be for now.

"Ok, fine! To make it up to me, you have to pat my head!"

"…I beg your pardon?"

"You heard me. Pat my head?"

"W-why exactly would you want me to do that?"

"Because you did that to Yuigahama-san when she was getting worried, and I thought about how cute that looked. So I want you to do the same for me?"

"I-I only really do that for her and my sister. It feels kind of weird doing that for you."

"Awwww, why? Am I not cute enough?"

"No, t-that's not it! You're my senpai, it's just weird doing that to someone older!"

"So I'm not cute?" I started tearing up (fake, of course). Is that it?"

"…tch, goddamnit. Here."

His hand reached for my head, as he gently kneaded his fingers into my hair.

Wow. It feels amazing.

The way he gently massaged my temple, how soft his palm felt. I definitely see why Yuigahama-san would need something like this sometimes.

"Hmmmmm, I could ask for this from time to time."

"Oi, don't push it. I'm only doing this because I made you angry."

"Then you better get at least a B in your next tests. Otherwise, I'm going to ask you again.

"…heh. Cheeky brat."

"Ehehe!"

Student 6: Hikigaya Hachiman

Until now, the student of interest in this whole affair has have yet to share his own perspective of the current narrative. Whether it be he simply wasn't asked to speak his mind, or he refused to divulged his viewpoint, I believe it's crucial that now he's able to present to all parties of importance his stance on the matter. I hope that all would read his testimony thoroughly and without bias, so that this issue may be resolved amicably and without any drama.

Four days later

It's been a few days that I've compiled and sent everybody's statements to the school faculty. Truth be told, with how serious this case has been going, I was already aware that it would take quite a while for a response to be given. Even so, I've been growing restless at whatever their answers will be.

I'm sure it'll be fine, though. At the very least, I've done what I had to in order to take care of my dear underclassmen. Once I'm gone, I'm sure they'll be able to handle things just fine.

Oh, perhaps I'll visit from time to time! My intended university's not far from Sobu, and from how I've seen Haruno come and go from the school grounds as often as she does, perhaps I too would be able to check up often.

It'd be nice, seeing how Hikigaya would be in his third year. Maybe he'll aim for a leadership position, or maybe as an advisor. He already helps others, I definitely see him doing something like that. Or maybe…

*bzzzt*

Oh, speak of the devil, that's him right now? Maybe he wanted to ask me for extra help? Then again, it is next Tuesday, there's not exactly that much time to prepare, so…

…

…

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my.

That is, ummm…not at all, what I expected.

…I've heard things like this, happening. Where when students want to show off towards their crushes, they send…these, kinds of pictures.

…does that mean he…feels that kind of way towards me?

I-I, ummm, that's…that's…I don't know what to say. What exactly can you say about this?

Why am I feeling warm?

*bzzzt*

O-oh, another message?

Is it another picture?

…

Oh?

Oho, it's uh…just a mistake. A mistake, on his part, right.

I suppose he's always been…slightly careless, haha!

Like science! Always missing out on the right decimal places! Answers are way off, haha!

Ahaha!

…

…

I'm so nervous, right now.

Why am I so nervous right now?

Wait, of course, he sent something like this, that's why!

Of course I'm nervous, I haven't seen anything like this before! I've never seen another boy naked, other than my dad when I was much younger after all.

And he was never this…large.

And why?

Why am I feeling conflicted.

I mean, it's an accident, so it's not like it concerns me at all.

…but when he first sent me that picture, I thought it's because he liked me.

Because he wanted me.

…and I….

…I didn't feel like I wanted to refuse…

…perhaps I need to do some further research on a matter.

Something like this…I feel like I just can't leave it as a loose end.

After all, he's my dear kouhai. I don't want anything awkward to happen between us.

And I'm his dear senpai, who he cares about.

That's…

That's just how it is. That's all.

The Curious Case of Hikigaya Hachiman:

This is a more personal kind of assessment. Unlike the previous enquiry regarding one Hikigaya Hachiman, this is to be based solely around his…relationship, with his senpai, Meguri Shiomeguri. The source is an illicit image sent by accident, which has stirred complicated feelings onto the latter. It's rather difficult to surmise exactly what the extent of these emotions are, but I feel that with time (and perhaps with further physical interactions) that this could be rectified. As for the first step to partake in…

…maybe we should start by calling each other by our first names.

…Hachiman.

...yes. I'd like that very much.

I guess if I had to have a reason for why this took so long, it was a major case of writer's block on my end. On one hand, I wanted to set up some exposition so that future events can flow smoothly. On the other hand, I did the same thing for Ebina's chapter, and she basically got the raw end of the deal over there. Yumiko's chapter was when I was starting to hit my stride with writing, but at least Orimoto's still holds up (I dare say the comedy's the best paced out of all the chapters). So yeah, I took a lot of time making sure Meguri get's a good balance, especially since a lot of the chapter is based on seeing other characters. That said, I think I've done a decent job. So yeah, I'd like to say Haruno's chapter will be a lot more straightforward, but I'd rather not get your hopes up. At the very least, I benefit a lot from all the chapters being long enough to be considered one-shots almost.

Maybe I'll try out writing children's stories if I ever find the time. I like writing and it'd be nice to keep things short and sweet.