Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. This is nothing more than a story to alter the canon. Also I will use Jutsu of my own creation or alter the name of real ones to fit my work.

Author Note: This story includes gore, lemons and adult content. Also it will negate parts of the canon, like the space bunny goddess mumbo-jumbo. Lemons will be announced so is easy to skip them in case you are not willing to read them.

"Speaking"

"Thinking"

"Biju speaking/ inner Sakura speaking"

"Biju thinking/ inner Sakura thinking"

Jutsu.

All the king´s horses and all the king´s men couldn´t handle women like them.

It´s been two days since the failed invasion against Konoha. The brave ninja hidden in the leaves where rebuilding their home at commendable speed while the civilians little by little where returning to their routines. Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, as tired as he was, still ruled over his city and directed the activities with wisdom and foresight.

Supported by Jiraya of the Sannin the old leader was presiding the session currently happening in the Konoha council room. The topics to discuss: How was Gaara of the Sand stopped and promotions. In attendance both civilian and clan council, heads of all the shinobi departments, the elite of the Jonin force and the Genin who took part in the event. Plus the Raikage himself and his Genin.

"Silence! I is time to start this meeting. Young Shikamaru, Kiba and Shino, as the only Konoha witnesses, I want you to briefly tell us what happened in your battle against young Gaara and his siblings." Asked the old ruler.

"…"

"Shikamaru we agreed that you would do the talking! Stop stand-napping!" Shouted Kiba elbowing his friend.

"What a drag… (Yawn) Well… you see, after the battle started Kakashi-sensei sent us to retrieve Sasuke and Sakura who rushed after the sand siblings. We battled Temari and Kankuro and where rescued by the crazy girl over there" Shikamaru lazily pointed to Naruto. She just giggled.

"After that she dragged our asses in time to see Gaara toy with Sasuke-san. Then, after Gaara got Sasuke-san and Sakura-san unconscious, she mopped the floor with Mr. Sandman and restrained him. Gaara lost his will to fight and N-san altered his seal after using the most colourful language I ever heard. Then we were sucked inside the seal and learned that the original seal was driving the boy crazy. They surrendered. We are here."

"Boy who did she beat Shukaku the one tailed sand demon?" Asked elder Mitokado.

"She summoned a gigantic Toad and used weird chakra chains to force the sand spirit to return to Gaara´s body. Then she just applied a stronger seal."

"HOW DID SHE DO THAT!? THAT POWER SHOULD BE UCHIHA-SAMA´S SO HE CAN SAVE US ALL!" Howled a civilian council member.

"SILENCE! SILENCE I SAY! If you have other topics that you want to discuss do it after we finish with the matters at hand!" Roared the Hokage. "NOW! Shikamaru-kun, please enlighten me. What do you mean by sucked inside the seal?"

"Well… after the blonde menace resealed the Sukaku, she insisted that it was important to put Gaara and the beast in contact. As this whole sealing thing was weird and obscure in nature, she ASKED us, the still awake Konoha ninja to be witness of her doing. Then the Troublesome lady dragged us into the seal. We awoke in a cave with ancient like columns. It turned to be the shared mindscape of Gaara and the sand beast. I don´t fully understand what happened there, but we were chosen to be witness in order to provide Inoichi-san with our memories."

"A Nara and an Aburame no understanding something… yeah right!" Toughed most of the ninja there.

"Inside the seal Uzumaki-san discovered that the Sukaku spirit was sealed using a weak and poorly designed seal that was driving it mad and by proxy Gaara. After fixing the seal and explaining the workings behind it we awoke. After that Gaara turned to be more reasonable than expected."

"Very well, thank you Shikamaru-kun. Inoichi-san will you get your memories and give me a report latter. You have done a fine job." The Hokage said with an appreciative nod to the 3 Genin.

"As for the invasion it is been determined that it was a scheme from Orochimaru, who assassinated and supplanted the Kazekage in order to trick Sunagakure in fighting us. Also is been brought to my attention that our village has been taking missions that were meant for Sunagakure without my knowledge, thus aggravating the already difficult economic situation on the ninja village in wind country. So we will only ask for a minor compensation and a new treaty between our villages." Sarutobi´s glare did not give room for replays. They were attacked yes, but part of the guilt was on Konohas greedy council and after the fox-boy disaster years ago the council learned not to take Hiruzen´s anger lightly.

"As for the Chunin exam… the judges an myself agree that the Kumo team as well as Shikamaru of the Nara clan are worthy of a promotion. And, according to witness there is a recommendation for Choji Akimichi due to his exemplar behaviour and heroics during the invasion."

"Hokage-sama! Uchiha-sama also…" Started a civilian councillor.

"Silence!" Hissed the old man. "I don´t give a rat ass about what he did or did not! Akimichi-kun has been recommended because lots of people owe him their lives. Yet as he was not in the finals I will consider the recommendation for a possible future field promotion. Uchiha-san not only was late, even if he was there before his fight, he did not show proper qualities during the match except raw power and he pursued the sand siblings instead of waiting to receive proper orders. Being a Chunin is more than just being powerful. Is about maturity and responsibility, so no. Uchiha-san won't be promoted or recommended for his actions in the last events. I am clear?" Hiruzen´s glare travelled through the whole room. After making sure that no one dared to question him, he graciously offered the Chunin vest to the Nara congratulating him as the Raikage did the same.

"Well, now that this is over, let's get the next topic going. We, the council of Konoha demand that you give your powers and tools to Uchiha-sama so he can fulfil his destiny!" Demanded councilwoman Haruno with her most annoying voice. The ninja in the room cringed and the Uchiha brat grinned slightly.

Hinata glanced at her Kage asking for permission to defend her rights. The bulky man nodded grinning. "Hiruzen-dono, let my council straightener to work her magic. It will be quite a show." The old Hokage suppressed a chuckle before nodding.

"Honorable council of the village hidden in the leaves. Would you graciously detail to me what do you exactly expect from us?" Said Hinata slightly bowing. Naruto, Haku and Karui did their best efforts to remain serious.

"Obviously we demand that you let the last Uchiha to use his Sharingan to copy your jutsu and fighting styles. As well as to give him your weapons and summoning contracts." Said a fat councillor. The ninja of Kumogakure let a sardonic chuckle scape their lips.

"Honourable council. Please, let's agree to be truthful and tell no lies. Is that ok with you?"

"Yes. Sincerity will be appreciated!" Said Koharu, oblivious to the trap that the blue haired Uzumaki had layered for them.

"Are you Idiots?" Asked Hinata. The room went into an uproar.

Minutes later the Hokage managed to re-establish order in the room. Councillors and other ninja finally placated he gestured for Hinata to continue.

"Uchiha-san. I don´t want to cause another uproar, but I need to know. Are you an Idiot?"

"No."

"Yet you agree with the demands of this council yes?"

"Yes."

Hinata nodded before saying: "Do you want to learn our jutsu and fighting stiles yes?" Sasuke nodded.

"Are you capable of seeing the Tenketsu and chakra pathways in a body?"

"No."

"Do you have any chance of awakening the Byakugan?" Sasuke shocked his head. "Is your chakra water natured? Are you capable of subtle or/and big scale chakra manipulation?"

"No."

"Are you perhaps skilled in the art of sealing and kenjutsu?"

"No."

"Are you perhaps unable to purchase a sword of your own?"

"No." Sasuke was starting to get irritated with the whole questioning.

"Are you able to perform wind chakra manipulation to a high Chunin level? Or to lift your own body weight with one arm without chakra strengthening?"

"No!" Grunted Sasuke, who was starting to guess the direction of all this questions.

"Are you an Uzumaki descendant? Do you have the ice release bloodline? Or are you able to battle a boss summon into submission?" The Uchiha glared in anger instead of answering.

"Are you an Idiot?"

"NO! Enough with your stupid questions!" Demanded the dark haired teen.

"I thought that we agreed that there would be no lies between us. Yet you say that you are not an idiot while asking for things that you cannot learn. Please refrain from laying." Said Hinata emotionless. Inwards she was laughing hard.

"Enough of this nonsense. You will give your techniques to Uchiha-Sama as well as your weapons including the sword of the Seven ninja swordsmen of the mist! As well as your contracts!" Demanded a civilian born Jonin, who clearly rose to his current position with the help of his cronies.

"And for what? No Byakugan means he is unable to perform my taijutsu. No correct affinities and the styles we, the Uzumaki, perform are useless to him. Seals cannot be learnt with the Sharingan and except the Kubikiribocho the rest of my clan head's are normal swords, which he can purchase in a shop. No Uzumaki blood, no chance of awakening the Uzumaki bloodline. No ice release bloodline no ice jutsu. He is unable to use the executioner's blade properly and the sword will not accept him because of that. And even if we allow him to sing our summoning contracts there is no way of forcing our summons to accept him." Explained Hinata as it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You bitch! Don´t you think that you are so smart. You are property of Konoha! And thus you will be offered to the Uchiha to repopulate his clan making your power part of his!" Hinata giggled and turned to Sasuke once again!

"Tell me Uchiha-san, do you agree with them?" Sasuke, his eyes full of lust, nodded while grunting. Already thinking in how he will enjoy the body of both girls and also the humiliation he will put on the blonde bitch.

"So you were lying about being an idiot." The statement was clear and stung.

Before anyone could answer Hinata opened her arms to gather all the attention to herself. "Not even all the money in the world can buy a summons acceptance or the Kubikiribocho´s, who is a sentient sword. You Uchiha Sasuke are nothing but a spoiled and uncultured brat. A joke, as well as this civilian council that is so vocal in your support and the morons that believe themselves ninja, supporting them. You have no idea of bloodline transmission laws or clan preservation laws. You can´t force someone in the CRA (clan restoration act) so even if you are allowed multiple wives you can´t force us. Should you somehow get to impregnate me, as we both are Doujutsu wielders our children will have none. Besides, if you try to claim me as part of Konoha you will find the Hyuga clan head, my father, asking for your head should you try to claim me. You can have Ice wielding Sharingan users…" Hinata giggled. "… But even the mighty Uchiha are unable to impregnate a boy such as Haku Momochi. And lastly my husband. If somehow you manage to drag her to your bedroom she will fuck your ass so hard that you wouldn´t be able to walk again. And in the most improbable case in which you get to impregnate her, as she is the last of the main branch Uzumaki the baby would be an Uzumaki, not an Uchiha. Because even if you are the last Uchiha of Konoha, you are not the last Uchiha in the world. To be precise you are the second born, so the heir is your brother. To top that she is of royal blood, you are not." Each word was a slap to Sasuke´s pride.

"As it seems that this is useless I am leaving." Grunted the Uchiha before storming out of the council room in anger.

"A pity that he left… well, let me proceed. You see this?" Said the busty kunoichi pointing to her Hitai-ate. "This marks me as a Kumogakure Kunoichi. This means that I have sworn loyalty to the lightning country Damyo. So I AM NOT Konoha´s property, as you so confidently pointed. We are to be allied, try to control me out of the agreements and it will mean war." Hinata´s glare was soul piercing.

"You can´t force any ninja, much less a clan to share their personal jutsu. Even less a foreign ninja. Besides, this village lost its claim over us when you vanished us!" Hissed the Uzumaki future matriarch. "It is your hands to keep pushing this matter, but beware! You might lose your own allies in the process!"

"You know that she is right aye?" Said the Inuzuka clan head. "You are pushing too hard. No clan in Konoha or allied would submit their jutsu to the Uchiha. To be precise there are laws against the Uchiha copying jutsu from allies."

"Tsume-san! How can you say that?" Roared Homura.

"We must regain control of the Byakugan and the Demon-brat!" Screeched Koharu!"

Then, in a moment of utter enlightening, a very fat and stupid looking civilian pointed his finger at the feral woman and shouted: "I knew it! You are bewitched by the demon! I knew that you and your human-dogs where of simple mind, therefor easier to bewitch by the demon! We should execute it before it spreads its demonic infection!"

"Are you nuts? We need it restrained and properly trained to be our attack dog against the other villages!"

"Preposterous! All we need is for Uchiha-sama to claim its power!"

The whole council exploded in shouts and bickering. Meanwhile the Kumo ninja snickered in amusement. Oh how were they enjoying the humiliation that those stupid excuses of human where subjecting themselves to.

"Jajajajajajaja! You are right jajajajajajaja!" Naruto turned to the Inuzuka Matriarch and shouted: "Tsume-san! You are now bewitched!" And Naruto started moving his fingers like wizards do in child plays.

Tsume, smirking playfully, hung her head like she was having the worst headache ever. "OH! I feel the demon in my head! Yes! YES! I am your humble servant o dark and feral lady! The Inuzuka are at your disposal!"

"Very well Tsume-san. You will serve the Mighty Vixen well. For now on you are, after me, her unholiness´s High Priestess and N-chan, her Unholy Avatar, the highest ranking follower of the Nine-tails here, in Fire country." Said Hinata in a very commanding demeanour.

"I knew it! The Bitch is possessed!"

"Inoichi Yamanaka-san! From now own you are also bewitched! I, your High Priestess, command you!" Hinata said doing the same movements that Naruto had done before. Inoichi bowed and said: "Yes oh wise one!" The ninja clan heads where holding their laughter.

"Hokage-sama! You must stop them before they bewitch everyone! They will corrupt this fine village under our own noses!"

"Silence you Fat civilian excuse of a man. You are now bewitched! We command you to act as if you were not so you can spy for us!" Chanted both Uzumaki women in unison.

"What? I´m not bewitched you bitch!" Said the councillor defending himself.

"That´s exactly what a bewitched spy would say." And chaos reigned free in the council room once more.

"Silence! SILENCE I SAY! No Jinchuriki can bewitch others. To be precise is common knowledge that Jinchuriki have issues with casting Genjutsu that is the only known way to hypnotize someone. Tsume-san, Inoichi-san, was it really necessary to follow their game?" Said the Hokage.

"Of course Hokage-sama!" Shouted Tsume saluting while the Yamanaka clan head giggled. The old man sighed and pinched his nose bridge in annoyance. But he had to admit that it was quite funny show to watch.

"Well, you all had your fun. Now onto the next business…"

"HIRUZEN! We must regain control of the beast!"

"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP KOHARU! AND IT´S HOKAGE-SAMA FOR YOU! You should know better than anyone that we can force Uzumaki Naruto back in the village because she is now a Kumo ninja!" Roared the Hokage!

"But… but that means that we have no tailed beast!" Mumbled Homura.

"Hence why we are allied with Kumo!"

"Noble Council of Konoha, let me tell you a story" Started Naruto. "Our story begins the 10 of October a decade and a half ago… The very same day that I was born my father scarified himself to stop the closest thing I have to a mother, like so many did that day. The very moment I was out of my mother I was baptized in my mother´s blood by the very same entity that caused you grieve. No, I am not speaking of the Ninetails. As a matter of fact my mother and the Biju where in good terms, heck she is the closest thing I have to a mother. Now listen here because this is important. Someone blabbed the secret location where my mother, the previous Jinchuriki was to deliver me. My mother died restraining the Kyubi so she could be sealed in me. Both my parents died protecting this village, not from the Fox, but from the man that ripped her out of my mother and forced her to attack the village. Know that she was nearly feral as result of being under a very powerful Genjutsu. And for the next eight years you forced the strongest of the nine, my mother in all but blood, to watch her son be tortured. Biju can have children of their own, their bodies are pure chakra and intent… Yet I was born to her previous host. I was soaked in her chakra since my conception! She is my mother as much as the human that birthed me." Naruto nearly shouted. Taking a deep breath to regain control she glared at the council, ninja and civilian alike.

"There is someone out there. Someone strong enough to break an Uzumaki seal, even if weakened, take control of the Ninetails and force her to attack a village while facing the Fourth Hokage. This someone and his cronies are out there trying to collect the nine. They don´t work for anyone but themselves! They don't respect laws nor frontiers. And they are powerful enough to take on the strongest ninja in the world. I don´t like Konoha. Except from a few individuals I loathe Konoha. But, this in bigger than me hating you or you hating me. This is about survival. Kumogakure holds 3 Biju and Sunagakure 1. I will swallow my resentment and work together with you, protect you as an ally in exchange of protection. Before you think about selling me out to them remember what a feral Kyubi did. Try to survive the nine with no Yondaime Hokage." Growled the pigtailed teen.

"What my dear is trying to say is that this alliance is necessary. You need to accept or affront the consequences. Just forget about retaking the Ninetails. She was there every time that you hurt my N-chan, healing her and whispering in her ear to let her take control of her body to punish the offenders. The one you called the demon boy tried to forgive you, until you killed him. The Biju, thanks to the fact that that boy was her perfect vessel, fixed N-chan. But in the process she stopped being a little boy and turned in what you see today. Beware! No more harm will come to us from Konoha or the enemy be dammed I will personally command Kumogakure´s forces against Konoha! And be sure that I have the backing of my people and 3 Biju as well." Hinata´s eyes flashed dangerously, sending chills to civilian and ninja alike.

"But, but, but… We need to get our Biju back!" Spurted elder Koharu.

"Fat chance! You chased me out, I won´t come back to being your plaything. And as long as my mother, The Mighty Vixen hates you and there is no more main branch Uzumaki you won't be able to get hold of the Kyubi."

"Tease them N-chan. Make them turn into each other!"

"Want to have a chance to get her? Well bring me your daughters. I will repopulate my clan and look for a compatible babe to bear my burden."

The council erupted in a undignified display of arguments, nonsense and bickering. When the civilian side, screaming louder than anyone, started to "impose" their decision to make the ninja clans provide the females for the "acquisition" of the biju, much to the clan-heads dismay, Hinata butted in happily chirping:

"That won´t work. If you are to have the Biju unwillingly transferred to a baby, it has to be the most compatible and pure of the Uzumaki. So the mother needs to be a ninja with no clan traits, not even minor clan traits. Mmmmm… even if she is ugly and annoying I guess that Sakura Haruno would be a suitable broodmare in this case, even if she is pathetic as a ninja she has her chakra unlocked and can be trained."

"WHAT! YOU WON´T TOUCH MY NIECE YOU FILTHY DEMON! I FORBID IT!" Shouted Sakiri Haruno.

"Yet you expected Inuzuka-sama to offer her daughter…" Said haku in low voice. Yet everyone heard it.

"Well then, I guess that sweet sweet Moegi would do. She is too young to bear children yet, but in a few years that cute little thing will be gorgeous and powerful by her own right. I wouldn´t mind sharing with the cute girl." Chirped Hinata putting a finger in her lips while thinking about Konohamaru´s friend.

"No… NOOOOOO! Not my sweet Moegi" Said Koharu as tears formed in her eyes.

"No? But didn´t you want to get a hold of my mother? Do you understand that nothing is free right?" Said Naruto grinning cruelly. "You want her? Ok! But for that you will offer me your daughters and when a suitable baby is born one of you will have to willingly surrender his or her life to power the seal. Otherwise my mother will scape and wreak havoc upon you. Indeed she is happily sharpening her claws as we speak."

Before the council exploded again Hiruzen ended the topic and make them shut up about regaining hold of the Ninetails. The alliance with Kumo was essential. So he forced the council to accept and droop the topic. He also said that he was sending Jiraya to find Tsunade hoping that she would accept to be the next Hokage. The civilian side accepted and grinned thinking that Tsunade would back them up.

Later that day Hiruzen informed Naruto and Hinata that they were to travel with Jiraya to find the last of the Senju. Haku was returning to Kumo and Karui was to be a good will ambassador for a time to promote cooperation between allies. She would have no real political power, but she was to report weekly to the Raikage.

"Jo jo jo jo jo. You were right! What a show! Hinata-chan is such a predator when it comes to politics. Instead of threatening them flat from the start she made them play the idiot in her hands. Can I borrow her?" Joked the old Hokage.

"NEVER! The Uzumaki future matriarch is my way of controlling my own council! Don´t you dare to take her from me! I would start a war for her!" Said a grinning A. "Now let's talk business. Please give this message to Danzo Shimura." Said the Raikage turning serious.

"Summarizing it says that if he keeps his operations out of Kumogakure and leaves my people alone we will get Konoha a Jinchuriki and train it to achieve mastery of his or her power. We have a target in mind and it won´t cause a incident so is safe to take it. Also his methods would prove ineffective, Jinchuriki need their emotions to achieve control over the Biju chakra. We offer to train and ensure the loyalty of the Jinchuriki." A took a moment to let his words sink. "It also helps us secure another possible target. This is both a sign of good will and a method to ensure the alliance taking place Hokage-dono."

"Even if we are talking business please call me Hiruzen or Sarutobi. I will inform him. How will you get this Jinchuriki for us?"

"I won´t give you the details yet. We will wait for the new Hokage before letting H-chan corner your council into accepting. Believe me, they will accept her proposal and vow to keep it safe."

"What have you planed for the Hyuga?"

A stopped a moment to order his ideas. "Hinata, N-chan and the Kyubi will deal with them. Luckily her father and sister are on our side and the branch house will surrender itself to our princes. Expect a few corpses. As far as I know the elders of the clan believe themselves above the laws. If they commit the error of demanding of the Uzumaki clan they´ll find that my Uzumaki now about the debt they are owned. They are going to slaughter them with words, and may be a duel or two. Sincerely she is probably just going to clean the house." The Raikage sighed. "I just hope that they don´t go overboard, but there is a lot of rage and bad blood stored in their hearts. All we can do is pray for the better outcome and prepare for the worst."

"Are they truly capable of taking all the Main branch by themselves?" Asked Sarutobi concerned.

"That is the funny thing. They are. Just because the Juken is completely useless against them if they use the Biju´s power. And as the Hyuga don´t train other arts they are fucked." The muscular man let a gentle smile cross his face. "Hinata is a gentle creature and won´t look for the destruction of the clan, not even the main branch. But if they don´t accept her truths… well, let's say that is no good idea to provoke her. Same goes for Naruto. I hope that they realize that even if sealed, the Kyubi considers this girls her daughter and in-law. You just don't threaten the kits of a mother that can level mountains when angry."

Both leaders laughed a bit realizing how dire the situation could get. After that both men enjoyed the evening in at the Sarutobi clan compound while going over the treaty in an informal manner. Good times where awaiting for Konoha as long as Konoha was intelligent enough to avoid blind stupidity.