A/N: When i said that i was going to make two M rated stories of the Loud house, i wasn't kidding. I'm really doing this. Anyway, this story is my take on a Lincoln harem story with girls his age. I don't expect it to be just as good as the other harem stories on this site, but as long as you guys like this story, I'm fine. Also, to make things easier for all of us, this story and The Tale of two Ronnie Annes will not share the same continuity as each other. On a sidenote, i will give Brownie QT will have a name in this story. You will know when you see it.
One night at Girl Jordan's house, she is facetiming with Renee on her laptop.
"Okay, so far we invited Kat, Tabby, Cristina, Paige, Haiku, Stella, Gabby, Mollie, Brianna, and Cookie. Anyone else?" Renee asked.
"I was thinking about inviting Ronnie Anne, her two city friends, and..." Girl Jordan cutted herself off and glanced to the side.
"And? Who else?" Renee wondered as she sees her best friend blushing which made her realize who it is Girl Jordan might be referring to. "I understand Ronnie Anne and her friends, but why Lincoln? You know him and Ronnie Anne are dating now, right?"
"I know, i know. But I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for him. He's been stressing out lately. I don't know if it got something to do with school or his home or something else. So, i thought inviting him on the cruise would help him get rid of his stress. And if Ronnie Anne accepted her invitation, she could help out with that." Girl Jordan explained.
"I don't know, Jordan. With your feelings toward him, and giving that the cruise is going to be nothing but girls, i don't think that is a good idea."
"I know, but it's something i am willing to risk... for him at least."
"Well, you are the one who is paying for the cruise. It's really up to you to decide on who should come or not. Anyway, i gonna go and take a shower so i can get ready for graduation tomorrow. Later, Jordan." Renee said before ending the call.
After the call ended, Girl Jordan stumped backwards on her bed and looks up at her ceiling. "And i guess i should go to sleep." She said before letting out a sigh. "I hope you know what you are doing, Jordan."
The next day at Royal Woods High School, all of the graduates are standing in place with their family so the photographer can take their picture.
"Everyone, say cheese!" The photographer said.
"Cheeeeeeeese!!!" They said in unison as the photographer took their picture.
After getting their picture taken, everyone is talking to their friends and family and some are taking more pictures with one another.
"Well, i be darn. My little brother had survived high school and is now a graduate student. You're growing up too fast, Lincoln." Lynn said.
"We all are very proud of you, Lincoln." Rita added.
Lori walk up to Lincoln and hugs him. "Congratulations on graduating, little bro."
"Thanks, Lori." Lincoln said as he hugs her back.
After they broke away from their hug, two little kids, a boy who looks like Bobby with light skin and blonde hair and an girl who looks like Lori with large black hair tied in a ponytail, running up to Lincoln and he pick them up as they hug him.
"Congratulations, Uncle Lincoln!" They said in unison.
"Thank you, you two." Lincoln said.
"Hey, Lincoln." Girl Jordan greeted the white haired teen as she walked towards him with Renee and Mollie.
"Hey, Girl Jordan." Lincoln greeted back. "What's up?"
"Well, i am planning on having an graduation party on a cruise yacht later and i was wondering if you wanna come." Girl Jordan said.
"A graduation party on a cruise, huh? Who's going to be there?" Lincoln asked.
"Just the people we know. Ronnie Anne is one of the people who is coming along with her friends. Trust us, it's going to be fun." Mollie inform him.
"Alright, i guess I'll come to your graduation party later after i get done celebrating with my family." Lincoln said, accepting Girl Jordan's invitation.
"Great! See you tonight, Linky poo...i mean, Lincoln!" Girl Jordan walked away with her friends feeling very embarrassed about what she said. "I can't believe i almost called him Linky pooh right in front of him! Oh god, i feel like an fucking idiot!"
"Calm down, Jordan. It was just a slip. Nothing more. And besides, i actually doubt he heard that anyway." Mollie stated.
"I sure hope so." Girl Jordan muttered quietly.
"What was it that Girl Jordan just called me?" Lincoln asked in his thoughts.
Lucy notices Haiku leaning against a tree alone and walks up to her. "Hey, Haiku. Congratulations on graduating."
"Thanks, Lune. I never thought i would have made it this far but here i am. Next stop, college." Haiku said.
"Yeah..." Lucy lower her head down in sadness knowing that her best friend is going away to college soon.
Haiku see how miserable Lucy is and feel pretty bad for her. Haiku used her index finger to rise Lucy's head up to look at her. "Look, Lucy. I know it's hard for you that I'm going away to college. But that doesn't mean that we won't be seeing each other again. I'll come visit you whenever college breaks are around. You have my word."
Hearing her friend said that, Lucy smiles at Haiku who smiled back and the two embrace in a hug. Lincoln notices this and couldn't help but smiles at them.
Later that night at Lynn's Table, everyone is sitting at a table together celebrating Lincoln for graduating from high school.
"I never thought I'll see the day when our little boy graduating from high school! He's growing up so far..." Lynn Sr. said as he gets very emotional.
"To Lincoln! He went being an obnoxious preteen who used to read in his underwear, to an mature young man!" Lori said as she proposes a toast to her little brother.
"To Lincoln!" The rest of the family said as they does the same.
"Thanks guys. I wouldn't have made it this far without you." Lincoln said.
"Don't sweat it, little bro. That's what family are for. I mean, none of us wouldn't be here neither if it wasn't for you. You helped all of us even if we didn't ask for it and that is what we like about you, Link." Lynn replied as she put her arm around Lincoln's shoulder.
"She's right, bro. You were there when i needed someone to talk to when me and Sam had an outing back then and helped us get back together." Luna adds.
"And you were the one who helped get my career back after that big disaster i had before." Luan also adds.
"You have been a big help to us, Lincoln. And we thank you for that." Lucy concluded.
"Guys, it's nothing! I just do what a normal brother would do for his sisters." Lincoln said as he rub the back of his neck.
"Whatever. Isn't there a cruise party you should be going to?" Lynn asked.
Lincoln thinks about for a bit before it finally came to him.
"Oh shot! I almost forgot! Mom, can you take me to where the party is at?" Lincoln asked his mother.
"Sure thing, honey. Let's go." Rita said as she and Lincoln got up and left.
Seeing them left, Lily looked worried about something. "I have a bad feeling about this."
Rita and Lincoln have arrived at the dock where the cruise is at.
"We're here." Rita announced. Lincoln then unbuckled his seat and was about to head out but stopped when Rita put her hand on his shoulder. "Now Lincoln, i know that you is eighteen and all, but please don't do anything reckless. And try not to get any girls pregnant." Rita joked at the end.
"I'll try." Lincoln laughed. "Let's just hope that the cruise doesn't pull an Flip or get swept down into an violent raging whirlpool like what happened to us before."
"Let's hope so. Well, have fun, honey. See you in morning if you don't come home later tonight." Rita said.
"Okay, Mom. See you later!" Lincoln kisses his mother on the cheek and exits Vanzilla to go join his friends on the cruise.
"Please be careful, Lincoln." Rita muttered quietly before pulling backwards from the dock and drive off.
"Hey, Lincoln. Glad to see that you made it in time." Girl Jordan said as she tries to hide her brush.
"Thanks, Girl Jordan. Is Ronnie Anne here?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah. She actually in the yacht waiting for you. You don't wanna keep the girl waiting any longer, do you, Loud?" Mollie teases him.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and just walked past them.
"Well, that's all of them. Let's get this party started!" Renee yelled as she heads in the yacht.
Mollie looked at Girl Jordan and noticed how sad she is now and tap her shoulder to get her attention. "Let's go, Jordan. Time to set sail."
"Yeah..." Girl Jordan replied in a quiet tone as Mollie walks her to the yacht so they can sail off.
In the yacht, Lincoln was looking to see where is Ronnie Anne is.
"Okay, which room is Ronnie Anne in?" Lincoln asked himself.
"Hey Lincoln." A female voice greeted the white haired teen causing him to look in front of him to see Sid, Nikki, Brianna, and Cookie walking towards him.
"Hey girls. Do you know which room Ronnie Anne is in?" Lincoln asked the girls.
"She is in the room two doors down on the left. You can't mess it, especially when the door halfway open." Brianna answered while she pointed down the hall behind her.
"Thanks." Lincoln walked past the four girls and heads to the door Brianna pointed at a few seconds ago and look in the room to see Ronnie Anne sitting on the bed with an seductively look.
"Hello Lincoln. Glad to see you here." Ronnie Anne greeted.
"I was about to say the same thing about you. How are you?" Lincoln asked.
"Feeling a little bit tipsy after drinking a little vodka earlier and kinda feeling horny. I know you can at least help me with oone of those things." Ronnie Anne smiles seductively.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and entered the room, closing the door behind him. A little while later, the other girls are enjoying their night. Haiku is in one of the other rooms reading an exotic book, Stella, Paige, Kat, Brianna, and Tabby are playing strip poker, and Cookie, Gabby, Cristina, Nikki and Sid are playing around in the pool. While everyone else is doing their thing, Girl Jordan and Mollie are looking at the sea.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" Mollie asked.
"Yeah, it really is." Girl Jordan sighs sadly as looks up at the night sky. "I still hope i know what i am doing."
Mollie felt even more bad for the struggle her friend is going through. Her face expression turned annoyed when Renee walked outside hanging an vodka bottle in her hand.
"Hey Bitches! I...*hiccup* am having the best time of my motherfucking life today! I just wish there was more boys here though. Shame that the only boy here is banging Ronnie-" Renee paused midsentence when she notices Mollie giving her an angry glance and see Girl Jordan becoming even more depressed after she brought up Lincoln fucking Ronnie Anne. "Oh shit. I didn't mean to... Huh? Hey, what's that?" She pointed at the something in the background causing Girl Jordan and Mollie to look.
After looking closely at something, Girl Jordan's eyes widened in horror at what Renee was pointing at.
"We need to turn this yacht around and head back to the dock. NOW!" She ordered as her, Mollie and Renee rushes to the control room.
It turns out that an raging whirlpool has just open up near the yacht and tries to suck the yacht into it. Girl Jordan, Mollie and Renee managed to make it to the control room and Girl Jordan proceeds to start the yacht up so that she can get herself and everyone else back to safety.
"Come on, let's go!" Girl Jordan shouted at the yacht as she struggles to get it away from the whirlpool.
Shortly after, everyone else stopped what they were doing and looked very confused and terrified about what is going on.
"What is happening?! Why is the yacht shaking?!" Stella asked in an complete panic.
"I was going to ask the same thing!" Tabby replied also in an panic.
Lincoln begins to have a hunch about something and ran to the back of the yacht to see the giant whirlpool, confirming his hunch.
"As i thought." Lincoln said in a terrified but calm tone.
The rest of the girls join him and gasps in horror to see the massive whirlpool.
"Is that a fucking whirlpool?!" Tabby screamed.
"It is, and it's getting bigger!" Gabby yelled.
"Just my luck. I'm about to swept down another whirlpool. I think i should apologize to my Mom for jinking this, if I'll make it back to the mainland that is." Lincoln thought to himself as the girls around him are panicking.
Back in the control room, Girl Jordan is trying her hardest to move the yacht away from the whirlpool but struggle to due to the whirlpool suck it into it.
"Come on, Jordan! Put some more power into it!" Mollie yelled.
"I'm trying, okay?! But everytime i try, it just gets pull back!" Girl Jordan said.
"Here, let me try!" Renee drunkenly offers as she tries to grab the throttle.
"What? No! Renee, stop! Before you break the throttle!" Girl Jordan and Renee started fighting over the throttle.
"Umm, guys?" I don't think that is such a good..." Mollie paused midsentence as she saw Girl Jordan and Renee breaking the throttle. "...idea... Well shit."
Now with the only throttle destroyed, the yacht's engine stopped, allowing it to be suck into the raging whirlpool.
"GODDAMN YOU DAD! WHY DO YOU HAVE A YACHT WITH ONLY ONE THROTTLE!" Girl Jordan screamed out of the top of her lungs as the yacht, got swept down into the whirlpool.
So, some of you are probably wondering why i add Sid and Nikki into this story. My response: why not? Also, for those who don't know who Gabby is, she's the girl who first appeared in the "Crimes of Fashion" episode trying to buy some scarves with her mother's credit card.
Anyway, here's chapter one of this story. Sorry it took me four days to finish this but at least i actually made it. Tell me what you think about this and I'll see you guys later.