???: so it begins...
Red rocket truck stop 9:30 pm.
Samantha Hills, the woman that the entire wasteland fears, go's by many names, including courier, lone wanderer, Sole Survivor, but mainly known as the American Valkyrie of the wasteland. Due to being frozen in ice her ageing process has stopped, she has lived for centuries, and over the years carved her legend into the world. She killed a deathclaw with her bare hands. killed the greatest mercenary on earth. She fell from the Prydwen onto the street and got up like it wasn't even shit. She rebuilt the Minutemen, and found and destroyed the Institute.
And what was this fearless hero doing now???
she is now strangling Piper.
"WHERE IS MY VODKA YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY NECKED CUNT!?" she yelled.
"I *ack* Didn't touch it you, crazy, bitch!" Piper said trying to breathe.
"Samantha let her go, you just drank 3 bottles of vodka from your stash." Said Nick Valentine.
"I HAD 16 BOTTLES OF VODKA IN MY ALCOHOL STASH AND NOW THERES ONLY 12 BOTTLES, I KNOW THIS BITCH TOOK IT!"
"For god's sake woman let her go she's starting to turn blue!"
"*sigh* FINE." said Samantha as she released her grip on poor Piper. Piper immediately sat up and gasped for air.
"Don't worry Mum we can always find more Vodka out in the commonwealth." Said Codsworth.
Samantha grumbled and headed to her room.
"I swear to god that psycho is gonna kill me one of these days!" said Piper.
"Relax Piper, The old girl is just under stress ever since the day we lost Macrea... *Ahem* You know who." Said Nick.
"*sigh* Yeah I guess I can't blame her." Said Piper.
"Although, she didn't even shed a tear when it happened, I know you got to act tough to survive out here, but damn. Does she even feel any other emotions besides anger anymore?"
Samantha who was eavesdropping from behind the wall just looked down in anger, as much as she hates to admit it Piper was right. Anger is the only major emotion she can feel anymore, of course she still has all the smaller emotions like annoyance, curiosity, and Arrogance, but the fact that she felt nothing when she had to mercy kill her own son. It's just overwhelming at times. Samantha just took a deep breath and calmed down.
"I need to get my mind off this," She thought as she started tinkering with her weapons at the workbench.
"Hey Blue, said Piper walking in, I wanted to see if your ok you seemed a little hostile toward everyone lately, and I mean more than usual."
"Oh I just wanted to have a new way of saying goodnight to you guys."Samantha said sarcastically.
"Good to see your still a smartass." Said Piper.
"Anyways I just wanted you to know even though you're a bit of a... well... psychopath, Even though you feel alone you still have me, Preston, Nick, Codsworth, and even Dogmeat. We're your friends Samantha, and we will always be there for ya."
"Heh, I know I don't say it much... but you're a real good friend Piper." Said Samantha.
"Thanks, hey why don't we have a bottle of moonshine?" Asked Piper.
" Ha ha Don't push your luck."
"Hey... What is that?" Piper said pointing to a strange blue light.
"What da fu-"
Next thing they knew the red rocket truck stop was engulfed in a blue vortex.
Yharnam 1918 (many years after the events of the game Bloodborne, but the hunter does not become a great one after killing Moon Presence.)...
(military like drum plays an execution themed song.)
A female Hunter in a healing church uniform with a bag over her head is being escorted to her execution. The Dream has vanished and the last workshops were destroyed. Lady Maria became the new queen of The Vile-bloods and grew her new empire tremendously in size. Ever since the legendary hunter saved Yharnam from the plague of beasts many years ago, They harnessed the beast blood and genetically spliced it to create and control their own army of beast soldiers, tall and slim creatures with grey beast like fur and skin sharp claw like fingers wearing military like trench coats and gas masks. 2 of these creatures where at each side of the woman carrying military rifles with bayonets. While one was behind her playing the drum. as for the person in front was a vile blood officer (Vile-Blood Hunter.) carrying all the woman's items in a sack.The Vile-bloods now not only rule Yharnam but the entire world.
"Company Halt!" Shouted the officer. She turned around and removed the bag from the woman revealing a white haired woman with green eyes and wearing glasses, she appeared young but you just somehow you just knew she was old.
"Sarah Gascoigne, How nice of you to join us." Said Lady or should I say Queen Maria as she was sitting in a fancy chair sipping a cup of tea.
Sarah just glared angrily at her.
"Whats a matter you seem upset," Maria said in a curious tone. "is it because I ordered your execution, or maybe after all these years you are still mad about me killing your daughter."
Sarah growled.
After all you couldn't keep her from losing her head." Maria Smirked.
Sarah tried to get to her and snap her neck like a twig but was hit in the stomach with the butt of a rifle (not to mention she's in hand cuffs.)
Maria put her cup down and walked up to the old hunter. "Do you have any last words before the firing squad turns you into a sprinkler?"
The old woman glared at her for a moment and just spat at her.
"HAHAH FEARLESS TO THE END!" Maria laughed as she cleaned the spit of of her with a handkerchief. "I always loved that about you old woman, its almost quite a pity to see a legend go out this way."
Maria Punched Sarah in the stomach.
"ALMOST."
She went back to her chair."Carry on with the execution Sargent."
"Yes queen Maria." She motioned the 3 Beast soldiers to get there rifles ready.
"Ready."
Sarah then looked down as she waited for death.
"Forgive me Carmen..."
"AIM."
"I have failed to avenge you." She finished as a tear fell from her eye.
"FIRE!!!"
And a miracle in the form of a Blue vortex sucked Sarah and her sack of items in.
When the vortex vanished, Lady Maria calmly stands up. "so...it begins."
Tamriel, edge of Skyrim (20 years after the defeat of Alduin.)
A pale skinned woman was drinking a glass of wine. This lady was the Vampire Queen Serena (yes I made her a villain get over it.), She was the one who burned down Elsweyr, and made the Khajitt an endangered race.
(Wilhelm scream.)
Three Vampiric soldiers are sent flying through the door before landing near their queen's feet dead.
Serena looked up to see none other than the Feline Samurai of Tamriel walk up with a blades shield on his back, in one hand he held a katana fused with the blood of a phoenix, and in the other hand the severed head of her last general (he killed all the rest.)
"Now that Khajiit has acquired your attention Serena, this one believes that you ran out of people to hide behind. The Man Cat said as he threw the head at her feet.
Serena chuckled. "My my prince Ku'bara, you have became quite the warrior... just like your mother was when she died to save her child."
The Khajiit growled as he pointed his mothers Katana at the Bloodsucking queen.
"And Suko is going to avenge her death today because this time there is no where left for you to run Serena!"
He then threw a sword at Serena's feet. "Pick up a sword and fight Khajiit."
"Oh my little Kitten Im afraid that your vengeance will once again be delayed, perhaps permanently this time."
"Listen here Vampire Queen!" Said Suko.
Before he could open his mouth again Suko Was sucked into a blue vortex.
"Im listening." Smirked Serena.
Remnant Beacon Academy
Glynda pulled teams RWBY, JNPR, and CFVY together to discuss something urgent.
"A strange blue light has appeared near the emerald forest and I will need all of you to accompany me to investigate the strange phenomenon, I do not know what we will be dealing with so that is why I will need all three teams." She stated.
"Uh Ms. Goodwitch... Doesn't Ozpin usually assign missions?" Asked Yang.
Glynda's eyes drifted to the side.
" Yes... about professor Ozpin,"
flashback 9:00 PM*
"Ozpin we have a meeting coming up in 30 minutes where ar," Glynda started but stopped to see Ozpin wasn't anywhere in his office.
She walked up to his desk and noticed a note on his desk that was addressed to her.
It Read " Dear Glynda The Atlesian Golf Tournament is today and I couldn't bear to miss it, so I am here by placing you in charge of Beacon for the day, I should be back when the day ends.
P.S. Please try to keep Ms. Rose out of the Armory.
~Ozpin
"...damn you Ozpin."
Flashback end*
"He had to run a few errands at Atlas so he has placed me in charge for the day."
"Oook." Said Yang.
"Anyways, what are we supposed to expect other than Grimm?" Said Yang.
"I do not know Ms. Xiao Long." Said Glynda.
"Well what are we waiting for lets go break some legs!" Said Nora.
"Ugh my head, wait... where am I?"
Piper opened her eyes to look up at something she never seen before in her life, a sky that was blue as Samantha's eyes, and it was undamaged, it was clear and bright.
"Is...is this heaven?
"AH GOD I FUCKIN HATE HANGOVERS!!!" Shouted Samantha.
"Nope this is definitely hell." Said Piper.
Samantha sat up to see that they were still in the red rocket truck stop, but everything around the gas station was different, there were trees... everywhere, but not just any trees, these trees were still alive and healthy.
She looked to her side to see Piper on the ground.
"OH MY GOD!" Samantha said in a worried tone as she ran towards Piper...only to pass her and check on her alcohol stash.
ARE YOU OK ALCOHOL STASH!? She Panicked.
"REALLY?! YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE DAMN BOOZE?!" Shouted Piper.
"Oh uhh you seemed ok." said Samantha
"Just...never mind." Piper sighed.
"Im just gonna head out see if theres any life out here." Said Samantha as she walked out.
"Let me guess so you can eat it while its still alive?" Said Piper.
"That was one time!" Samantha snapped back.
"now I just wait until their dead."
"Its still really fucked up." Said piper.
"And yet you still choose to stay with the Psychopath." said Samantha.
"Id hate to break you 2 lovebirds up, but we got a problem. Said Preston.
Samantha groaned in response " I swear to god if its another about another damn settlement in need of my help I'm gonna..."
She stopped to see multiple bright colored girls, and couple boys, but mostly girls. with strange looking weapons which were of course pointed at Samantha.
"...Uh Is this some kind circus act or something." asked Valentine.
Meanwhile a woman in a red dress was waiting in a discreet alley in Vale.
A blue vortex appeared to the side of her as Lady Maria walked out.
"Good evening Ms Falls...it has certainly been a while." Maria said with a calm smile.
"So i suppose the time has finally come?"
"It would appear Salem believes so." Cinder replied.
"Excellent, although...I wonder why would she spare the old hag?"
"So...who the fuck are you guys?" Asked Samantha.
"Please watch your tongue." Said the older blonde, "As for who we are, I am Glynda Goodwitch and these are my students."
"Glynda Goodwitch? Hold on before you show me where the yellow brick road is, let me go get my ruby slippers." Smirked Samantha.
Glynda didn't know why but she was very offended by the woman's comment.
"May I ask who you are?" said Glynda.
"The name is Samantha Hills," Said Samantha. "Oh and uh if the blonde lady offered you candy in a van and isn't letting you go home... blink twice for me." Samantha whispered to the kids.
The students all looked at each other with confused faces.
"That is quite enough out of you Miss Hills," Said Glynda. "I suggest You and your friends come with us.
"May I propose another suggestion?" Asked Samantha. "Why don't i uh just take this foot of mine, and um...see how far I can shove it up your ass?"
"Oh boy here we go." Muttered Piper.
"Miss Hills I would not like to have to resort to force." Said Glynda giving a scary glare.
"Fine I'll go with you, but first...can you tell me what that is up there?" Asked Samantha pointing up into the air.
The second Glynda looked up into the air Samantha throat punched her., causing the huntress to stumble back trying to catch her breath. The students reacted quickly and had Samantha and her friends surrounded.
"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Screamed Piper. "We don't mean any harm, Samantha's just used to being alpha."
"I was just showing my dominance as alpha female." Samantha smirked. "And I won't have any problem showing it to you little brats."
"Blue your not helping!"
Before anyone could do anything 2 more blue lights appeared. everyone turned their attention to them. when they disappeared more figures where getting up on their feet. the first portal consisted of a woman that seemed to be a lot older than she actually looked she was wearing black church like apparel, and had a scythe on her back, The other portal contained who seemed to be a cat faunus, just more...well... cat. He was wearing samurai like apparel and had a katana holstered on his side.
They looked at each other and then they got up and got there weapons out. And everyone had there weapons pointed to each other.
"Who are you and why have you brought Khajitt here?!" said the kitty Samurai thing.
"We didn't do this what are you doing here in our world?!" Said Weiss.
everyone continued to argue and put the blame on each other until...
"ENOUGH!!!!" shouted the priestess.
everyone then stopped and looked at the elderly woman.
"I don't know what is happening or why this has happened... but I do believe no one here wants any blood to be shed." said the priestess.
Samantha begun to raise her hand but Piper forced it back down.
"So let us all take a deep breath, sit down, and we can start by introducing ourselves."
"I will start, I am Sarah Gascoigne, but most refer to me as the priestess of Yharnam.