Nicole: Well, this is my odd attempt at humor… It's just a random thing I got an idea for, but if you really like this first chapter, make sure you review and tell me so I know whether or not to post the second chapter… If this fic does get continued… there's no telling when it will get continued cause I have a bunch of other fics to update too. Uh, well on with the fic then I guess…
"Speech"
Thought
---Time and scene change---
~~~Flash back~~~
The Clown Incident Chapter 1: Sakura the Clown
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled as he came running towards where Sakura was standing.
"What is it Naruto?" Sakura asked a bit irritably.
"I know a way you can get Sasuke to like you." Naruto answered with a sly grin on his face.
Sakura noticeably brightened at this statement, and then asked, "Really? What?"
Naruto then leaned in close to Sakura and whispered to her, "Well you see, Sasuke has this thing for clowns. So, if you were to dress up like a clown for him, he'd just like totally fall for you."
---30 minutes later at a clearing in the woods---
Sasuke set under a tree, taking a break from training when he heard, "Sasuke-kun, are you over here?" Sasuke then frowned, What could she want this…
Sasuke's thoughts were interrupted when Sakura…. Well, something that kind of sort of resembled Sakura, entered the clearing he was currently in.
"Oh there you are Sasuke-kun, I've been looking for you everywhere." Sakura, who was dressed like a clown with the big shoes, red nose, and everything.
"Sa… Sakura?" Sasuke asked weakly while paling tremendously.
"Yes, it's me, Sakura!" Sakura announced then struck a pose, "So, what do you think?"
"C… C… Cl… Clown! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Sasuke screeched as he took off running as fast as he could in the opposite direction that Sakura was in.
Sakura had a confused look on her face before she screamed, "Naruto! When I find you, you are so dead!" She then stomped off somewhere.
Meanwhile, in a tree, just a few yards away from where Sasuke and Sakura just where, Naruto set perched, watching all that just had happened… He then fell out of the tree, laughing his ass off, "Oh God, that was just to great! I'm so glad I found out about Sasuke being afraid of clowns!"
~~~Sasuke and Naruto were in the village, walking around, being bored. That is when they saw it… The one single thing Sasuke feared most… A… CLOWN!
"Hey look Sasuke, a cl…" Naruto was interrupted there when Sasuke suddenly jumped into his arms then tightly clung to him. "A… Sasuke? Is there something you want to tell me?"
"The clown…. Please…. Take me away from it, NOW!" Sasuke pleaded/demanded as he tightened his grip on Naruto.
"Ok.. Sure…" Naruto said before taking Sasuke to another part of the village, far away from the clown.~~~
Naruto then continued laughing, only hard this time.
---Later on, somewhere deep in the woods around three in the morning---
Sasuke set, huddled under a tree, quietly whispering to himself, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me…"
Nicole: Uh… Well.. That's it… Odd, huh? Well, if you'd like to see what happens next, make sure you review… Oh and tell me, Should I make this yaoi? And if I do, what couple?