TO HAVE IT ALL

by: tweety-src-clt9

Hermione Granger at twenty-eight years old has it all. A successful career, the house, the car, and money to buy whatever she wants.

After her tete-a-tete with her mother, she realized the one thing she's missing - a child of her own.

Of course, since she's been single for the last nine years, after her three month relationship with Ron, she has to think of alternative ways to get pregnant.

I could get an artificial insemination! And I know just who to ask!

"Harry, you there?", she called out as she stepped into the fireplace of 12 Grimmauld Place.

"Hey, Hermione. What can I do for you?", Harry greeted her with a kiss on the cheek.

"Alright. I'll just be direct. I need your sperm", she said in all seriousness.

"My what?", he chuckled and shook his head in disbelief.

"Well I want to get pregnant via artificial insemination. So, hence, I need your sperm."

"Ah. I see." Harry's eyes were full of mischief.

"Yes. So?", she was so hopeful that he would agree. After all, Harry never denied her of anything she asked.

"Well, I could get you pregnant via the natural way. Saves you more money, don't you think?", he said with a smirk.

"Wha -", whatever she was about to say was halted since he kissed her.