(Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THOR, THE ASGARDIANS, THE AVENGERS, AND THE THOR MOVIE SERIES! ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO MARVEL!)

(A/N: Please read the A/N at the end I have some important stuff to say and things to clear up.)

Dangling off the broken Bifrost, Thor thought it couldn't get any worse. It was only when Loki started to let go of Gungnir that Thor realized that, indeed, it could get worse.

Unbeknownst to him, and all of them, there was a being watching them and waiting for this exact moment to snap her fingers and...

A black flash of light surrounded Asgard and it's citizens.

When it dissipated it left behind civilians frozen in time and took away the royal family, guards, and all the warriors/army.

~Unknown Location~

A girl was seen giggling in amusement as she watches everything unfold.

"Asgardians," she started "Always ones for drama."

She sighed dramatically and then burst into a fit of giggles "Very well. Let's see how do they like their lives as a movie- well movie series but whatever. Oooh, this is going to be so fun!"

She disappeared in a flash of blacklight before the Asgardians appeared, looking disgruntled.

Thor looked around before realizing he wasn't dangling from the Bifrost anymore. Instead, he was standing in the middle of a nicely furnitured room, that had an alarming number of chairs neatly lines in front of a big... Sheet thing?

It seemed that black and white was the theme of the room since most everything in it was in black and white with the occasional green.

The only thing that was different was the seats. The first row -which contained four royal looking seats- had three seats which were golden and red in color and one decorated with green, black, and gold.

The rest of the seats were either brown and white or gold and black.

There was a snack bar/banquet at one side and a door that had the Midgardian letters W.C on it.

Finally realizing that they were anywhere but Asgard and that this wasn't his father's doing -judging by the incredulous look on his aged face- he boomed "WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!" not noticing his brother's wince.

Sif glared at Loki along with almost everyone else "I bet it's Loki's doing"

"Loki," said Odin in a warning tone "What have you done,"

Loki glared at them all before speaking, "I assure you, father this is not my doing,"

"And why should we believe you?" asked Fandral rhetorically "You're the Liesmith after all. How could we know that you're not lying?"

Loki gritted his teeth, but before he could reply with some angry retort a voice resounded throughout the room.

"Now, now, Asgardians I'd appreciate it if you could stop attacking the boy and giving him credit for my handiwork." said a young voice, clearly female, dripping with sarcasm.

Despite the voice announcing that she was the one that brought them all here the Asgardians continued glaring at Loki.

"Nice work Loki," said Volstagg obviously sarcastic, "Now if you would please release this pointless illusion of yours-"

"It was not me!" hissed Loki cutting him off.

"Are you deaf or just plain stupid? I said Loki had nothing to do with your arrival here!" the voice growled.

"If not him then who?" asked Odin in 'King Mode'

"You are in no position to demand things from me, Odin," said the voice cooly "Not when you are within my chambers."

Odin glared at the ceiling with the ferocity of one eye and years of experience "Who are you witch?!" He growled.

"As I stated before, you are in no position to demand answers from me." She restarted cooly.

Before Odin could retort angrily, Loki decided to step in seeing as he's 'the Silver Tongue' and all, "Excuse me Miss..." he started smoothly earning another glare from half of the population in the room.

"JH," she replied sweetly much to the everyone's surprise. What? She liked Loki...

"Miss. JH," he continued with a neutral voice despite finding some amusement from the name, "But could you perhaps explain why you have brought us here? Also, I hope you wouldn't mind providing an introduction of yourself? It would be most gracious of you,"

"Well, since you're asking nicely," The now named JH started earning incredulous looks from everyone in the room -save for Loki and Frigga who found amusement in the situation. What? Loki must've learned his mischief from SOMEONE!- "I'm JH, I'm a mortal-"

"Mortal?" asked General Tyr incredulously.

"Yes. A mortal." Said JH and the glare was easily detected in her voice, "Got a problem with that?" not waiting for a reply she continued, "I'm a mortal from another dimension in which you all are nothing but mere fictional characters."

Everyone was stunned. Even Loki!

"Fictional characters you say?" spoke Frigga for the first time.

"Why yes Queen Frigga."

"That's not possible," stated Hogan blankly.

"It is possible, and only one person in this room can travel from realm to realm without the Bifrost. Ask him." [1]

Every eye in the room turned to Loki, who was looking down and muttering to himself, "There was a theory about it," he admitted, "I never attempted it before though."

He looked up at the ceiling in puzzlement "You- There MUST be a purpose as to why you brought us here,"

"Why yes Prince Loki," Replied JH and the grin was easily detected in her voice "There is a purpose for summoning you here, and it is to show you the future."

All eyes snapped to the ceiling once more.

"The future?" Asked Thor in puzzlement, "How? Why?"

"Well, Thor you have been to Midgard right?"

"I- yes?" He replied in confusion.

"Have you noticed that people have things they call- Know what nevermind. It's kind of like an... illusion of some sort."

Loki, hearing this, perked up "An illusion you say?"

"Why yes, Loki. It's not precisely an illusion-" Loki honest to God looked a bit disappointed here, "But it's somewhat like it. It's something we have on Midgard you see."

"Ah, I believe I know what you mean."

"Is that so?"

"Why yes. You mean those rectangular compartments that you mortals call a 'TV' is it not?" [2]

Now, kids, everyone should know better than to doubt Loki right? Wrong. Everyone in the room -again save for Frigga, Loki, and this time, Thor, and Odin- scoffed at the idea. How would HE of all people know about Midgardian compartments?

"And..." the Asgardians waited to hear the words of denial to come out of JH's mouth, "You are absolutely correct," the grin was easily detected in her voice as she said this.

Loki smirked in victory as sounds of shock flew around the room.

"As Prince Loki said here," she emphasized the word prince since some people always seem to forget their place while speaking to Loki, "I'm showing you the future through something similar to a TV. Now he isn't wrong in his assessment," she said when she noticed some people give Loki a look that clearly said 'not so smart after all huh' "The only difference this thing and a TV has is that this is bigger in size, a projection, and is not shaped like a box of metal and glass, but I assure you that they function in the same way.

Anyway, as to why, well... Many unfortunate events will occur, many pointless deaths that I think you, Asgardians, are capable of changing or at least contributing in said change. I'm giving you an opportunity to rewrite, not only your fate but the fate of the entirety of the 9 realms. An ancient threat is rising from the dark and so you must be prepared to counter it along with everyone else."

"This is impossible. Why should we believe you?" retorted Sif.

Back in her special room, JH grinned. Finally an opportunity to remind Sif of her place, "It is not impossible judging by the fact that you have Asgardian Oracles that predict whether or not you Asgardians triumph in battle. By saying that, that act is impossible it's as if saying that their predictions are false,"

Sif recoiled back in shock, "I did not- I-," she took a deep breath to compose herself,

"It's different!"

"Is it really? I mean I'm not using magic to show you the future, but rather some advanced technology from my home. That's the only difference though. So again, are you claiming their predictions to be false?"

Sif had no answer to that that wouldn't make her sound stupid.

"That's what I thought, and about trusting me, well. You don't have to, but do you really think it is wise to go against the person who brought you here? Or that you even have a choice in the matter?"

Sif fumed and went to unsheathe her sword only to find out that it wasn't there.

"What?" she exclaimed in surprise and anger.

"Apparently, you do," deadpanned JH.

Loki, having noticed the disappearance of all weapons except for Gungnir, smirked. He hated Sif, so seeing someone put her in her place was satisfying. Thor, on the other hand, felt upset at the way JH had spoken to Lady Sif. Seeing as she was one of the very few female warriors he believed that she should be respected. He went to retort, but a simple grip from his father's hand on his arm ceased all motions of defense that he has prepared.

"Oh and I took your weapons," She added as an afterthought.

All the warriors looked horrified. Their precious, precious weapons!

Loki and Frigga, both of which can still feel their magic but better safe than sorry, attempted to conjure magic and, to everyone's surprise, it worked. Both silently sighed in relief.

"Why did you leave the magic then?" Asked Thor.

"Well, Thor magic users can't live without their magic. I didn't think that you'd wish death upon your mother and dear little brother." She said knowing that he forgot. Still, she wouldn't pass up the chance to fluster him any time of the day. [3]

As predicted, Thor started sputtering. He had forgotten.

"Don't worry I was messing with you. And to keep things fair, Loki and Frigga won't be able to do more than conjure magic. They won't be able to mold it into illusions or spells."

Some warriors were seen sighing in relief.

"Now I would like you all to sit back, and relax."

"You want us to relax?" asked Odin skeptically, "When we don't know where we are or whether or not is it safe here?"

"Odin," said JH patiently, "You still have Gungnir yes?"

"Yes I do," replied Odin.

"Can you mold your magic?"

Surprised Odin tried a simple illusion, and, to his and everyone's shock, it worked.

"Yes.." he replied.

"Then you're safe! You have your magic, you have your weapon, and you're the king! Not to mention the fact that I'm not going anywhere any time soon."

While others accepted this explanation, Only Odin, Loki, and Frigga took it for what it is. A warning. [4]

"Alright, everyone. Your seats are labeled so everyone take the seat that has your name/status on, and should you wish to harm anyone in here in a hostile manner, you will be frozen to your seat."

Everyone scattered and the order went like this:

First Row: ODIN/FRIGGA/THOR/ LOKI

Second Row: SIF/FANDRAL/VOLSTAGG/HOGUN

Third Row: TYR/HEIMDALL/WARRIOR/WARRIOR

Fourth Row: WARRIOR/WARRIOR/WARRIOR/WARRIOR

And so on.

"Now, before I start the viewing I'm willing to explain some things and answer some questions that I'm sure you're just dying to ask,"

Loki raised his hand.

"Yes, Loki?" asked JH

"Well, I was wondering about the differences between our dimension and your dimension. Surely they can't be that different," he said

JH grinned, but it was unseen to everyone but herself and you! My dear readers- aaaaand I just broke the fourth wall, didn't I? Whoopsie~

Well, anyway, JH grinned and answered the question, "Well, first of all, my dimension doesn't have any magic,"

Loki blinked in shock, as did the other Asgardians, "It doesn't?" he, Loki, mumbled in shock.

"Nope! We're all 100% science advancements and normal Midgardians."

"I see.."

"We're also the only discovered species in the whole universe so far. Many people are speculating the existence of aliens in my dimension. It's getting creepier than it already is,"

When all she received was silence, she barreled on, "As I mentioned earlier, you guys are fictional characters back at my dimension," If anyone saw her, they would have known that JH's grin stretched so far across her face, that it could give the Cheshire cat a run for its money, "Many people, including myself, love you guys!"

Some Asgardians smiled. It was good to know that even in other dimensions, they were ones to be loved and respected.

"Not to mention, that one of the ultimate fan favorites in my dimension, from your world and by that I mean the entirety of the nine realms, is Loki!"

Many Asgardians did a double take in shock. Especially Loki, who choked on his own spit, and yelled, "WHAT?!"

JH laughed heartily as everyone stared at the ceiling with wide, shock filled, eyes, "Yes! Loki is one of the top ten fan-favorite fictional characters in my dimension! Over 7,000 people in my world love him, and believe me this is no easy feat! Loki alone has 7000+ faithful followers, including myself, a community dedicated to him, and even fanart!"

Loki looked like he was about to fall over in shock and happiness. Tears even welled-up in his eyes before he looked away and wiped them without anyone, but JH of course, noticing.

'Well,' thought JH in sympathy, 'I did bring them in, mere seconds before Loki's attempted suicide. Not to mention that with all the shit he was going through a few days before that, it's perfectly alright for him to almost have a breakdown over being loved,'

Thor, although shocked like the others, smiled slightly at that. He was glad that Loki was being loved in other dimensions. He still loved his brother despite the fight that they had on the Bifrost.

Frigga smiled as well. She had seen the way the other warriors and councilmen regarded Loki and were glad that he was receiving love even outside Asgard. She always knew that Loki required more love than others despite his cold and indifferent front.

Odin, despite his cold and indifferent exterior, felt glad. Contrary to popular belief he had no problem with his second son's preference for magic. He had always given more attention to Thor seeing as he was the crown prince and the heir to the throne of Asgard. Unfortunately, that made him pay less attention to Loki, and he had seen the aftermath with his own eyes -well eye- before he fell into the Odinsleep.

Odin sighed wearily. Hopefully, this knowledge will help Loki.

"Excuse me if I don't believe you," deadpanned Fandral.

JH groaned out loud, "I can prove it to you! Here, watch this video and then we will see whether I'm lying or not!"

And then the lights dimmed, and the screen lit up.

A/N: Hey guys guess what! I started a new fanfic when I have others to update! Heh- *cough* I'm so sorry about not updating for a while life has been hectic but none of my stories are abandoned so don't worry!

So recently, I have been into the MCU a little too much and decided to write a story along the way. Wouldn't hurt. Heh- heh heh... This is going to bite me in the ass someday... I'm also a major Loki fan. Sue me. I love the guy and he deserves love which he will be getting in this fic!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this fic of mine, and hopefully, I can get this one completed soon!

Now to clear up some stuff I thought should be cleared up! Damn, that's confusing...

[1] One of Loki's powers is teleportation, and he is the only person to have that ability without the use of the Bifrost.

[2] As I stated earlier Loki can teleport meaning that -in my AU- he teleported to Midgard on multiple occasions without Odin or Heimdall' knowing. He might have seen a TV and decided to do some research on it.

[3] JH is sadistic Lil' shit and she likes to fluster all the characters that she kidnaps in one way or another. Basically, me since it is an author insert but whatever. Also, about magic users not being able to use their magic well... I don't know if it's canon in the MCU or not but in my AU it's definitely canon.

[4] The warning was: I am watching you and any wrong move will result in the revocation of the 'privileges' I gave you. And as to why I left Odin's magic molding abilities and Gungnir is, I did that because I didn't want to give Asgardians a reason to complain. He is their kind and the one in charge in their eyes, and if I took away his weapons (magic is a weapon) as well they would have started an argument. While its nothing I can't handle I'd rather not make the chapters needlessly longer.

Anyway, before I end this VERY long, VERY introductory A/N I want you guys to know that I'm new to the Marvel fandom, so don't hesitate in correcting me when I make mistakes.

Can you guess the video I'm showing the Asgardians? Let's see how many people are going to get it right!

I don't want to make this longer than it already is so I'll just sign out now. Peace!

FMA- Fangirl . exe is officially out!