Ch. 01

"Oh Boo Yah! Hahaha hahaha!" Ron laughs. The algorithm is already 90% thru hacking and reprogramming all known villains bank accounts, courtesy of those who purchase with Hench CO. "Oh Boo Yah! Hahaha haha-"

"Wow wow wow! Ok! Ok! Enough! Point! Made!! You got the evil laugh down! Give it a rest would ya!" interrupts Shego.

'Oh yeah nearly forgot she was here, guess I'll exempt her from the algorithm since she'll be of use', muses Ron. He finishes inputting the last commands into the console. 'Funds for my plans have begun transferring to my ghost accounts as villains use theirs! Soon my plans will be put into motion but first.'

"Do your eyes criticize?!" questions Ron.

"Yeah, am looking for results here, so far you've been chuckling up a storm with nothing to show for it" Shego answers with frustration and rolls her eyes.

"Am just warming up, check it!" Ron snaps his fingers causing a holographic projection of the world to appear. "The annihilator has been set to go off in five minuets! When it does, quakes are going to shake the world to pieces! Uwahaha hahah-" interrupts Shego by pinching his lips closed between her right hand thumb and index fingers.

"So done with the laugh." Shego comments while rolling her eyes and placing her left hand at her hip just before releasing him. "Ok wait, this helps us how? We'll be shaken apart too!"

"It'll never get that far! The world will surrender to me first! Not us, ME! You're just the hired help!!" Ron replies.

'Now for a division of roles!'

Ron moves by the momentarily stunned Shego and makes sure to give her view of his 'unprotected' back. He could feel her motion to attack from behind him thanks to his Mystical Monkey Power, which he has been tapping into to cover his skin in a blue hue and enhance his senses.

"Oh really!" Shego comments threateningly and unleashes a ball of plasma she created around her right hand.

'Too easy!' Ron smirks to himself as he presses a key on his belt buckle and the energy shield that will deflect her attack forms around him.

Shego gasps and Ron chuckles lowly as he turns around to enjoy her expression. He sees her staring at her glowing hand like it wasn't there.

"Cool huh?! I've found it in Drakken's stuff, bet he never even knew how to work it!" Ron brags as he presses the same key on the belt buckle. "You were all like 'Pow Pow' and I was like 'zap zap' and you were like 'buh who'" he rambles before pressing a couple of keys on his belt buckle. He watches a panel slide on the floor behind Shego revealing a pool with sharks.

She turns her head at the noise and fear begins to radiate from her as she realizes what is to come. Quickly turning her head to stare at his eyes with the plan of persuading him to forgive her, her body trembles by what she sees in them. They promised her death with an almost gleeful excitement, that only someone insane would have.

The fear radiating from her escalates and in some corner of Ron's mind he feels remorseful with his actions, unconsciously cutting off the power enhancing his senses.

"Sidekicks need to know their place, right?" Ron questions crossing his hands before his chest.

"U-uh y-yeah uh, you got it, I'll just go check on the security monitors," Shego stammers. "h-hey you k-know that evil laugh of yours." She continues, slowly beginning to edge towards the console, "Uh I uh l-love it, I love it!" she dashes for it without waiting any longer.

"Am ready for you, Kim Possible, bring it!" Ron shouts, ignoring the still lightly shaking Shego and moving to another computer in the room.

Still having some time before the annihilator begins it's work, he had one more task to complete.

~~~~~

'There, that should do it!' Ron thinks pleased with himself, as he removes and stores a usb flash drive, containing information that till now he did not know how to acquire, in a pocket of the suit he was wearing.

Just as he finishes, the lair's systems picks up on Wade's Kimmunicator frequency. 'So the game begins,' Ron muses as he goes towards the console with the security monitors where Shego is seated.

"Wu wu, we've got an intruder, Kim Possible!" Ron shouts startling Shego as she was filing her nails. "Ready for a smack down in my town!" he finishes slamming a fist on the desk in front of the monitors and moving away.

"She's not on the monitors!" Shego gasps standing for a closer look. "H-how do you know?!" she turns to look at him and seats.

"Been doing a little scannege for the Kimmunicator's frequency" brags Ron.

"Ugh, why didn't he ever think of that" growls Shego, again wondering at Drakken's abilities.

"That's why am the big dog!" Ron continues to brag and gets inches from her face. Slightly captivated by her eyes he..."woof woof bark!" barks startling her out of the seat.

Ron position himself a couple of steps from a console that would activate a trap and turns an expectant eye towards the vent. He quickly notices a slight vibration before it is roughly kicked down revealing Kim Possible who assumes a combat stance upon landing.

"Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!" Ron announces getting her attention and enjoying her irritation at how he addressed her.

"The middle name is so overkill!" she replies rolling her eyes at him.

"Overkill, isn't that the idea! Oh Boo Yah hahaha hahaha!" he laughs a moment and notices her placing her hands at her hips.

To Ron, she is revealing to many openings and he decides to make a point of it, closing the last couple of steps to the console and pressing a key. Quickly four mechanical arms with restraints shoot out of the floor by her feet and in moments catch each of her limbs.

Ron glances at the timer on the annihilator. 'Hmmm 1:30 seconds, by my estimate it should take 0:30 seconds to cut the bindings and escape.'

Kim glances around, no doubt trying to come up with an answer to her predicament. '1:00 minute left, disappointing.' Ron shakes his head. 'Oh finally!' Ron thinks to himself as after another couple of seconds Kim finally takes out her lipstick laser and begins cutting thru her restraints.

"Oh look, Kimmy came out to play" Shego comments from a walkway abover as soon as the last restraint hits the floor, causing Kim to gasp. Shego jumps to attack her and prevent her from reaching the annihilator.

Ron tilts his head as he notices an irregularity in their fight, and in a quick exchange between both fighters, Shego takes a kick that should have been easy to block. 'So, the threat was too much' Ron muses getting a few ideas on how to correct that later.

Kim rushes to the annihilator and pulls the power lever with 0:02 seconds to spare.

"Not bad, but let's be honest, you could've gotten out faster!" Ron comments getting Kim's surprised attention back on him.

"Game over Ron!" Kim announces narrowing her eyes at him.

"Over?!" Ron asks amused and moves towards the sheet covering another machine. "Am just getting warmed up!" he pulls the sheets revealing a second device to everyone present. "The annihilator was to keep you busy while I worked on my REAL evil plan, my Mega Weather Generator!" Ron gloats activating the machine.

"Your what arator?" Shego questions as she moves to stand by Kim. "And is it too much to ask to be kept in the loop?"

'So that's where she'll stand, no matter, they won't stop my plans just the two of them.' Ron thinks as he continues. "All will fear me and tremble beneath my storms! And hand over to me the worlds supply of Nacos! Boo Yah hahaha hahaha!" he laughs as clouds gathers and lightning begins to strike in the area surrounding the lair.

"Nacos? Ugh" Shego face palms, realizing once again how insane Stoppable has become thanks to the Attitudedinator.

"Nacos! Figures, hell of obvious" Kim adds pleased with herself "Go Drakken!" she finishes.

'Huh? Drakken?' Ron wonders turning around to ask and sees the man standing behind him.

"You've been a bad boy!" Drakken comments slapping the Attitudedinator onto Ron's head.

"Hey?" Ron manages to say as the device activates giving him a sensation similar to a taser. A moment later, both he and Drakken fall to the ground with the Attitudedinator between them and breaking in half once again.

'Oh man! Oh man! What have I done!? I was completely insane!' Ron thinks to himself as he begins to rub a coming headache. 'Let's just hope I can get out of this, I'll apologize to Shego once this is over. She is so going to kill me'.

"Wow, what happened?" Ron tests, noticing Rufus dashing towards him. "Rufus!" he catches the little guy jumping towards him, hearing him excited that his back to his old self.

"You were having a bad day" Kim comments, moving to turn off the Mega Weather Generator.

Across from him, he notices Shego move to help the once again blue Drakken to his feet.

"You ditched me for that!" Drakken growls pointing at Ron, not noticing the slight twitch in the young mans' eye when he failed to name him.

"Did you see his Mega Weather Generator!" Shego points out, trying to hide the relief in her voice at having reverted Ron back to normal.

Ron tilts his head having caught on the slight change in her tone.

"Hahahaha! Kim Possible!" Drakken laughs, already claiming the device. "For now it is I, Dr. Drakken who controls the Mega Weather Generator!"

"I think we all know what comes next" Kim crosses her arms.

Minutes later, as Kim and Ron with Rufus in his pocket and the Attitudedinator in a bag, jump of the lair heading towards their ride home.

"Kim Possible you think your all that but your huh-" Drakken shouts cut of by the lair self-destruct finishing the count down and explosions beginning.

~~~~~

MIDDLETON - Ron's cousin's wedding.

"Ahh finally, no more kids table!" Ron breathes. "Thanks for being my date-" Kim glares. "ugh, friend." He corrects, slightly hurt by her reaction but smiling to mask it.

"Admittedly, not as awkwierd as feared" Kim replies, oblivious to his feelings.

"Some more cake Ron?" asks Shawn with great manners.

"Is that Shawn?!" asks Kim noticing the complete 180 in his behavior.

"Why thank you Shawn" Ron answers, taking the offered cake with a smile and petting his cousin's head. "See KP, piece of cake".

"Ron what did you-" Kim begins, resting her shin on her hands with a smile.

"I just gave him a little attitude adjustment" he cuts her off tapping the once again fixed Attitudedinator by his seat with a smile.

After having returned to the wedding, Ron fixed and reversed the effects of the Attitudedinator, before changing and tracking little cousin Shawn for a 'talk'.

~~~~~

2 Hours Later - In Front of the Stoppable Residence

"Well later Ron, see you at school on Monday" Kim says.

'Did not even ask how I feel after having been turned into an unstable villain huh' Ron thinks to himself saddened by her lack of concern.

"Ugh, yeah later KP" he says hoping she notices his hesitation but watching as she is already moving towards her house without so much as a pause.

Ron sighs turning towards the door with Rufus on his shoulder.

"Feel okay?" squeaks Rufus noticing his mood and petting the side of his face concerned.

"Yeah buddy, nothing a meal can't fix" Ron smiles at him and enters the house.

Going upstairs to his room, he enters, locking the door and places the bag he been carrying on the bed. In it are the 'Zorpox' outfit, the Attitudedinator and a usb flash drive. He stares at the outfit for a while, fear visible on his face, before moving towards his desk and opening a drawer. He reaches in and takes out some scissors. Turning towards the outfit again, he approaches it and pauses with his hand outstretched and shaking.

"Ron is good" squeaks Rufus in comfort, having guessed exactly what he was fearing.

"Thanks buddy" Ron replies petting him on the head. "Owe you a Naco-" Noticing the glimmer in his eyes, "grande size." he adds watching his friend nod eagerly for the cheesy goodness.

Taking a deep breath, he grabs the outfit and begins to thoroughly cut it to pieces. Once done, he grabs it and puts it in the bag with the Attitudedinator. Removing the usb flash drive and placing it with the scissors back in the drawer, he grabs the bag and with Rufus on his shoulder, goes downstairs.

Going into the kitchen and grabbing the lighter fluid and lighter for the grill he to heads for the backyard. Once there, he opens the grill and tosses the bag in and placing the lighter fluid and lighter on the side. Grabbing the Attitudedinator he steps back and begins to smash it into the floor. Once it was small enough that he could not hold it in his hands, he proceeds to step on it.

When sure that he did as much destruction on the device as he could, he begins to collect and put every piece into the grill. Once satisfied all the pieces where in, he poured in plenty of lighter fluid and stepping back, lit it.

He spent an hour adding lighter fluid and watching the fire burn before turning to Rufus.

"You think that did it?" he asked.

"Uh huh" Rufus replies giving him a thumbs up.

Relaxing, he turned back to the grill and put out the fire. Taking back the empty bottle of lighter fluid, he went back inside thinking on what he needed to do next.