Author's Note: This is exactly what you think it is.

Anti-NaruHina/SasuSaku, Pro-NaruSaku Trash that I just wanted to put out because no one else did it.

This is a much saltier version of my other story 'Shinachiku in Boruto' where baby Shinachiku is sent to the Borutoverse, in this one Boruto gets sent to Shinchiku's universe and finds a simply better world.

I regret nothing and any attempts to make me feel bad about it will be ignored.

And I'm not going to acknowledge what didn't come from Kishimoto, while the Borutoverse attempts to make Naruto out to be getting better it doesn't change what Kishimoto had put out in the first place. (Though I have to give it to the Borutoverse they're trying there to make him more attentive to his children)

It was another day in the Uzumaki household as Boruto slid down the stairs, dressed for the day as he headed to the kitchen, his mother setting out breakfast while Himawari kicked her feet happily, a plate with boiled eggs, Okra, Carrots and Pork Piccata with a bowl of rice as a side being set before her as a balanced breakfast, the bowl even had a few slices of the boiled egg making a bear face as they looked to Boruto arriving.

" Good Morning." His mother smiled her serene smile as she usually did, setting a plate in his place with the accompanying bowl, no place set for his father as usual.

It had gotten to the point they didn't even talk about it anymore, the fact that his father was no longer there.

Boruto could faintly remember a time when he was close with his father and his father was around all the time, but he had to be maybe five or something, and not long after that he just... drifted away from them.

" Going on another mission Onii-Chan?" Asked Himawari as she devoured the food on her plate with a gusto to leave and start drawing soon.

" Yeah, Otou-San's calling us for this one." Boruto remarked, Hinata pausing in her eating for a moment, her chopstick hovering over a boiled egg before she smiled again.

" I wish you the best of luck Boruto."

He watched her before nodding as he had long since picked up on her queues, so much closer to her as he knew she was wondering if she should try sending another bento to his father before thinking the better of it as he shoved the rest of his food into his mouth and stood.

" Well, I'm off."

" Stay safe." She called as a goodbye while he ran off, his little sister waving as he waved back, heading to meet his team.

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"- Does everyone understand?"

" Yes Seventh." Boruto's team spoke from either side of him, but he merely glowered at his father before turning and leaving with his hands behind his head.

There was absolutely no way he was going to call his father, ' Hokage-Sama' or 'Lord Seventh'; he was his son for crying out loud.

Sarada poked his side as he recoiled a bit, " What?"

" So did you actually listen to the assignment or were you too busy glaring to actually hear the words coming out of Lord Seventh's mouth?"

" Che! I got it, I got it, investigate suspicious activity in the forest area and all that stupid stuff! Man why does the Old Man never trust us with the fun stuff?"

" Possibly because he's your father and he cares about you?" Mitsuki asked, deadpan beside them with a smile as Boruto stared blankly at him, Konohamaru walking behind them as he kept himself out of the conversation, " Seeing as your idea of fun is dangerous."

" I get it, I get it!" The young blond huffed as he traversed with the others to the section of the forest right next to a cliff that overlooked more forest, picking up the end of that when he felt like it, " But I don't see why he would be so worried! I mastered the Rasengan before he did!"

He exclaimed boastfully as Sarada rolled her eyes and Mitsuki smiled to his friend, Konohamaru ordering them to split up in two groups, Sarada and Boruto being paired as they usually did.

They walked along the cliff-side, glancing over frequently for any sign of anything 'suspicious', Sarada seeing a shadow standing on a large lone tree that grew out of the side of the cliff as she activated her Sharingan, pulling out a few Shuriken.

" Boruto, there was something up ahead, come on." She gestured with her head only for him to already walk past her, a kunai in one of his hands as he leapt from the ground onto the tree which didn't even tremble to his weight it was that large, the shadow having disappeared.

He walked into the branches, looking around for anything, sighing almost in irritation when he found absolutely no one, " Sarada, pranking's my job ya know!" He walked out from the leaves only to hear the 'whish!' of a kunai as he lashed his out, it hitting the flying kunai from it's course, " The Hell?!"

He looked forward as sky blue met emerald green, sunshine meeting gold.

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" Who are you?" Asked the green-eyed, golden-haired boy as he immediately reached behind himself and pulled out two tanto swords, holding them up.

" Who am I? Who the hell are you?! Where is Sarada?" Both boys looked to see the Leaf ninja headband on one another, Boruto frowning as he had never seen this kid before.

Well... Not that he paid attention much, but the other boy didn't look weak.

" Why are you wearing a Leaf Ninja headband? And why do you look like a clone of my dad?!" The other boy demanded, looking much angrier with the realization of the Leaf Ninja Headband.

There was some silence as that sunk in.

" Who the Hell do you mean your dad, I only look my Old Man!" He demanded as he readied his kunai, pulling out another for help.

The green-eyed boy paused for a moment, his eyes narrowing before Boruto sprung forward to the moment of hesitation, slashing at the tanto-wielder as their blades clashed.

They weren't aiming to kill, but both were definitely frustrated and confused, sparks flying as Boruto found pain bursting across his fingers as he was sliced, the other boy getting a cut on his shoulder before someone arrived and with a swift strike another blade entered the scuffle.

There stood a boy that looked a lot like his sensei Sasuke, black as night Uchiha eyes with deep blue hair tied back as he moved his blade, disarming the both of them.

" Nori!"

Boruto took a couple steps back as he looked to the two of them, barely hearing them speak to each other, " Just... Who the hell are you two?"

The two paused before the green-eyed one frowned, " We should be asking you that. I'm Shinachiku Uzumaki. This is Nori Uchiha."

" Well that's Bullshit, I'm Boruto Uzumaki, and there's no other Uchiha than my teammate and Sasuke-Sensei!"

" Uzumaki-" The blue-haired boy stopped the green eyed one, being the calm one in the situation.

" This can be easily solved. Let's just take him to your Dad."

' Dad?' Now he knew it was bullshit, nobody ever addressed his father as such, only calling him ' Seventh' or 'Lord Seventh', maybe 'Naruto' if they were close at one point.

He scowled, " Go ahead, in fact let me lead you there." He immediately jumped, the other two looking after him before taking off after him.

When they hit the walls of Konoha Nori broke off as if to go back and get something, or maybe someone as Boruto jumped to the Hokage room, entering through the window and pausing as the difference in the place made him blink a couple times.

The room was much more cluttered, with bookshelves containing scrolls lining the walls, the pictures of the other Hokages not present, nor was the floor-length mirror there, the stacks of paper changed simply to scrolls as the desk that used to be stacked with paper and a computer didn't have that, and the one picture that his father once had of his team was surrounded by many more photos, to the point some were even precariously positioned as Boruto's eyes were mostly focused on the man sitting in front of the desk.

His hair was longer, and his face looked less aged, lines under his eyes the only thing showing off his age and the slight wear of laugh-lines as he was wearing his usual Hokage's Haori over a black shirt and orange pants as he looked over with anticipation before any trace of smiling or amusement bled away to surprise.

" Who are you?"

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Boruto only found out then that he was trembling before he was shoved in by whom had been following him.

" Dad!" Shinachiku called and collided into him, Naruto wrapping his arm around him as he couldn't look away from the new child, directly addressing Shinachiku.

" Shinachiku, where did you find him?"

" Outside the Village where you sent our team to investigate." The green-eyed boy answered seriously as Boruto finally looked to the pictures and felt his blood freeze.

There was his father and Sakura, Sarada's mother, in practically all of them.

There was one where they were standing hand-in-hand, Sakura with a hand over her pregnant belly, his father (?) looking the same as he did standing beside the boy named Shinachiku now, Sakura's hair was long enough to hit her mid-back, golden bands on their hands as they laughed together, more facing each other than the camera.

Another was where they were wearing wedding outfits, Naruto in a hakama and haori and Sakura in a gorgeous wedding kimono as the two leaned against each other with their eyes closed, blissfully happy with one another.

There were so many photos, but the ones that drew his eyes against the other two were ones with kids in them.

One had Aunt Sakura and his father sitting side by side as they held Shinachiku and a smaller girl together with a newborn with redhair, counting three children as the children grinned wide Uzumaki grins that he and his own sister Himawari had, and another was later with the family in the snow, Shinachiku, the little pink-haired girl and the redhead boy whom was a tot by that time as they all played together in the snow, making snowmen against their parents whom were happily talking to one another as they worked together.

Boruto felt his back collide with the window pane and looked up to the adult male and his son who were now watching him.

" Who the hell are you looking at?!" He snapped, hearing his voice break as he looked and saw his- or what used to be his father's hand resting on the shoulder of the other boy.

He certainly wasn't home as tears streamed down his face as he viciously tried to wipe them away.

" Oi." He looked up to see the other Naruto surprisingly close, concern all over his face, " Are you okay?"

" Back off!" He barked as he had no place to back off from, being taken softly by the shoulders, " Stop..."

" What is your name?" The man with his father's face asked.

" Boruto… Boruto Uzumaki." There was no more snark in his voice, it having bled away as the whole situation sunk into him.

" I think... We should sit down and talk about where you came from."