SpongeBob is speeding down the street in Mr. Krabs' car, surprisingly hitting nothing in the process.

"Come on! Don't go croaking on me, Pearl!" SpongeBob yells.

He is in full blown panic mode. He finds a phone and picks it up to call Patrick.

"Come on, come on, come on." SpongeBob panics.

He hears Patrick pick up the phone and answer.

"Hello?" A half tired Patrick asks.

"Patrick! It's SpongeBob, I'm in big trouble, headed to your rock!" SpongeBob shouts.

"SpongeBob, it's 3 A.M. I'm trying to eat my 3 A.M. Krabby Patty, can I talk to you tomorrow?" Patrick asks.

"This can't wait! She drank the bubbles, I need your help man, you're a doctor!" SpongeBob panics.

"Well, what's her status?" Patrick asks almost insensitively.

"She drank bubble soap! She could fuckin' die Patrick!" SpongeBob screams into the phone.

"Well then. Just take her to a hospital." Patrick says.

"No way. Can't take her somewhere that needs paperwork." SpongeBob says.

"Well this isn't my problem! It's your fault, so you deal with it!" With that, Patrick hangs up the phone.

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(10 seconds later)

Patrick is sitting in his chair, when he hears tires screech and sees that his rock is being lifted up by SpongeBob.

"Patrick, help me get her in here. She needs help!" SpongeBob asks him in a panicky tone.

Patrick follows SpongeBob out to the car, where he is trying to carry Pearl into the rock.

"Hey! You are not bringing this chick into my rock!" Patrick snaps.

"This chick... is Mr. Krabs' daughter!" SpongeBob snaps, causing Patrick to shiver.

"Listen if she croaks on me, I'm a dead man. I will be forced to tell him that you did not help me. And he will beat you death with your own fucking rock. Now help me get her in." Patrick suddenly helps SpongeBob bring Pearl into his rock.

As Patrick is looking for medicine to give her, Squidward enters his living room. He is annoyed at being woken up.

"What is going on here?! I am trying to get some sleep!" Squidward yells at them.

"Oh, Squidward. We need you to grab a marker!" Patrick asks.

"Why is Pearl here SpongeBob?" Squidward asks.

"She drank bubble soap." SpongeBob answers, causing Squidward to laugh.

"Oh, you are screwed now SpongeBob." Squidward quips.

"Yeah and when Mr. Krabs asks what happened, I'll be sure to tell him you stood by and laughed instead of helping." SpongeBob deadpans, causing Squidward to gulp.

"So what do you need from me?" A nervous Squidward asks.

"A magic marker." SpongeBob answers.

Patrick gets the antidote needle, handing it to SpongeBob. Squidward draws a dot on Pearl for SpongeBob to aim at on Pearl.

"Okay, here we go. One, two, three." SpongeBob then drives the antidote needle into Pearl's chest, shocking her back to consciousness.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"If you're okay, say something." Patrick suggests.

"Something." Pearl says, still in a state of shock.

"That was trippy." Squidward deadpans.

Everyone let's out a huge sigh of relief.

SpongeBob drives Pearl back home, neither of them say a word to each other until Pearl gets out of the car and SpongeBob hands her the keys.

"Pearl listen, uh, what's your thought on handling this?" SpongeBob asks her nervously.

"What's yours?" Pearl quips back.

"I think maybe, your dad could his whole life without knowing about what just happened." SpongeBob suggests.

"Trust me, if my dad knew about this, I'd be in the same amount of trouble as you." Pearl tells him.

"I seriously doubt that." SpongeBob deadpans.

"Well, I can keep a secret if you can." Pearl says.

"Thanks for everything SpongeBob." Pearl then hugs SpongeBob goodnight before walking into her house.

SpongeBob blows her a kiss and then turns around to walk back to his house.

The End

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