Distres Hello readers and welcome to the rewrite of Naruto in Sainan High. This one is called the Hyperactive Ninja of Sainan. Like I mentioned before, this will be where Kushina will raised Naruto in Japan instead of the Elemental Nation. The blonde will grow up in Sainan, and make friendships with some of the characters there.

For Naruto's harem, well, you'll see as the story progress. I do have planned girls for the harem, but I'm just gonna let the relationships naturally progress as I write, so I might not stick to the plan. So, with all that out of the way, I hope you guys enjoy the first chapter.

P.S. In case you guys didn't know, I wrote a few short stories a while back. Still working on my third one, but I have two that are on Amazon. The links on my profile, and both of them only cost 99 cents. Hope you guys give them a chance.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru.

Chapter 01: Why is There a Girl in My Bathtub

The Leaf Village was saved. In thanks to the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, the village avoided complete and total destruction.

Days ago, the nine-tails was released from the seal inside Kushina Uzumaki/Namikaze. A mysterious figure released the kitsune from it's prison, while she was weakened from the birth of her baby boy. They then took control of the tailed beast, forcing it to attack the village.

Unfortunately, they couldn't seal it back inside her. So the only way to stop the nine-tails… was to seal inside a young baby. And the baby chosen was Minato and Kushina's own son, Naruto.

With the reaper death seal, Minato sealed the nine-tails inside Naruto. He sacrificed himself, and made their son a jinchuuriki, in order to save the village he loved so much. And how did they respond to the sacrifice made by her husband?

They spat on it!

The people in the village hated him; they all saw him as the Kyuubi in human form. Everyone wanted him dead, a few even attempted to kill him themselves. Despite them knowing that Naruto is the son of their beloved Fourth Hokage, they refuse to see him as nothing more than a demon.

This was the village her husband dearly loved; that he sacrificed his own life and son's normal life for. And it was a place she could no longer stay at.

'Clothing, check. Ninjas scrolls, check. Money and food, check.' Kushina listed off what she packed. She was in her living room, taking note of all the things she has packed. She had on her ninja outfit, which consisted of a short sleeve black shirt and black, form-fitting pants. The only thing missing was the leaf headband, which was replaced by a regular black headband, and a standard Leaf Village flak jacket. 'Weapons, check.'

After a moment of going through her bags, she zipped them up. "Looks like I got everything." Kushina sighed. "Now I just have to wait for Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Kakashi."

She didn't have to wait long. Once she got on her feet, she heard a knock from her front door. She went over there, and open the door, to see the two of three legendary sannins at her door, along with Tsunade's apprentice, Shizune, and Minato's sole surviving student, Kakashi.

"I'm glad you four could make it." Kushina told them, smiling. "I just finished up here."

"What's this about, Kushina?" Tsunade inquired, crossing her arms. "It must be important if you had the Third pay up all my debts."

"And why do you have your ninja outfit on, Kushina?" Jiraiya asked, narrowing his eyes.

"I'll explain inside the house." Kushina said, ushering them inside. "I rather not talk about out here."

So the four entered inside and followed Kushina in the living room. All of them immediately noticed the packed backs. "Kushina-sama…" Kakashi spoke up, his eyes widening. "Are you planning to leave the village?"

The redhead nodded, with a look on her face that made it clear that she made up her mind. "Yes. My son and I are gonna leave the village for good."

Her declaration to the four by shock. "Are you serious, Kushina?!" Jiraiya was the first to protest. "That's far too dangerous, both you and your son!"

"Staying in the village isn't any better, Jiraiya." Kushina retorted with a glare. "The villagers see my son as the Kyuubi. Many want vengeance, and some are even willing to kill him."

That cause blood, as well as the air, to run cold. "Did… did that really happen?" Shizune asked shakily.

Kushina nodded, clenching her fist in fury. "Ten people have already attempted to do so this week." She spat. "Three of them were genin, and one was a chunin."

Shizune covered her mouth in horror, while Jiraiya was as white as a sheet. Both Tsunade and Kakashi clenched their fist, anger clear on their faces.

'Those villagers!' Tsunade growled mentally. 'My grandfather created this village to stop needless violence, yet they do this! Is being Hokage really worth with people like this?'

'My sensei and my teammates sacrificed their lives to protect the village…' Kakashi thought angrily. 'Yet they're treating sensei's child even worse than my father, for something he has no control over.'

"That's why I'm leaving." Kushina continued. "If the villagers thinks it's okay to kill a child, my newborn child, then they don't deserve him."

"Kushina-sama… while I can't bring myself to disagree with you, it's still too dangerous for you to go out yourself." Kakashi spoke up. "The other villagers will most likely come after you, in order to gain the nine-tails' power for themselves."

"Not to mention that the Leaf Village could make you a missing nin," Tsunade added. "It's not likely with sensei still in the Hokage seat, but there's still a chance. Especially with that war-hawk, Danzo around."

"I know." Kushina agreed, sighing. "And I already told the Third Hokage about my intentions, but even with his support, I doubt that will stop Danzo from trying to come after Naruto. Luckily, I have plans to ensure our safety."

"What plans?" Jiraiya inquired. "Does it involve the four of us?"

"Not strictly, not, but I would appreciate the help." Kushina began explaining. "Before my village was destroyed, my family had set up safe houses scattered around the Elemental Nation. Most are too far away, but I know of one that's fairly close but still remote."

"And do you think safe houses are enough?"

"These aren't regular safe houses." Kushina retorted. "These ones have different seals placed around and on the building… seals that will teleport you to places outside, and unknown to most of the elemental nation."

Her statement earned her silence, the group digesting what she just told them. She didn't mind the silence, just waited patiently for them to adjust to the revelation.

Tsunade was the first to speak. "Places… outside the elemental nation?" She repeated in shock. "These seals can take you there?"

"But… how?" Shizune asked, also shocked. "It's difficult to near impossible for anyone to go beyond the Elemental Nation! The storms at the borders are too strong for anyone to get through!"

"I'm not sure as to how my village and ancestors were able to travel out there in the first place. Much of that knowledge was lost, especially with it's destruction." Kushina explained, musing to herself for a moment. Then, she smirked. "But you underestimate my clan's gift for fuinjutsu. There's no one else in the Elemental Nation that's able to match our abilities."

"We can't really argue there." Jiraiya admitted. There's a reason it took several villages, including three major ones, to take down the Whirlpool Village.

"So, once we get there, I will have the safe house teleport Naruto and I outside the nation." Kushina stated. "However, I won't have any knowledge of where I'll be until I'm there. So there's no chance of leakage about where I'll be taken to."

The group have to admit, the plan seems sound. No one in the entire nation will know where she and Naruto will be at, and even if they somehow manage to find out, it will be near impossible to get there, with all the storms around the nation's borders. But still…

"Are you sure you want to do this, Kushina?" Jiraiya asked her. "There's still a chance that village will see Naruto for the hero he really is."

That only earned him a glare from the mother. "If they won't accept him now, when he's just a mere baby, then I doubt they will as he grows older!" She stated hotly. "And even if there's a chance they will, I'm not gonna wait while they try to torment my son as he grows up!"

"I know that Minato would want Naruto to stay here, that the two of you think that he might be the child of some prophecy, but… I can't bear to think of him suffering at the hands of these villagers." She clenched her fist togethers, tears pricking her eyes. "Just the thought pains me."

Again, the group was silent. None of them knew what to say to that, and some felt that there isn't anything to say. Composing herself, Kushina faced the group once again. "I'm going to the safe house, tonight." She declared. "I would like for you four to help keep us safe while we get there. I won't force any of you to do this, but I'm gonna leave tonight."

Tsunade was the first to speak once again. "I'll help you, Kushina." She told her, a serious look on her face. "I care about you and little Naruto more than I care about this village." Shizune didn't say anything, but the look on her face says that she's following her master's lead.

"I'm coming too," Kakashi spoke, a frown marring his face. "Your son is a hero to the village, alongside sensei. And if the village can't treat their heroes right, then they don't deserve them."

Kushina nodded towards the three, smiling in thanks, before focusing on Jiraiya. "And you, Jiraiya?"

The toad sannin was silent, frowning in thought. Finally, he sighed in defeat. "I can't say I completely approve of this," He admitted. "But I'm not gonna abandon you or Naruto."

That earned a wide smile from Kushina. "Thank you, all of you." She told them gratefully. "Just let me get my son from upstairs, and then we'll move out."

She then headed up stairs and straight towards Naruto's room. Slowly, she entered inside, so that she doesn't wake the baby. She walked up to the cradle, and was met with her blonde hair sun, sleeping peacefully inside.

Gently, she took him out of the cradle and wrapped him in his blanket. She then held him close and cradled him, closing her eyes. "Don't worry, sochi." She whispered. "You're going to have the best life I can give you. You won't ever feel alone, I promise." She'll make sure that he won't ever feel the loneliness of a jinchuuriki.

(Japan, 15 years later)

Naruto Uzumaki, also known as Demon Prankster of Sainan High.

He was also known as the Hyperactive Troublemaker, the Ninja of Sainan High, and to several of his admirers, the Golden Prince of Mischief. But out of his names, the Demon Prankster is the most used. Why?

"What the-?"

"Teeth?!"

"They're biting us!"

"Get it off me! Get if off me!"

Because of his infamous pranks, of course.

In the middle of the hallways, four guys were jumping and rolling around, several toy chattering teeth biting their arms, legs, and torso. The other students around them were laughing at the flailing boys. One of them was a blonde haired, blue eyed boy, with tan skin and whisker like marks on his cheeks.

"Hahaha, this is what you guys get for trying to peep on the girls, dattebayo!" Naruto declared, still laughing his butt off.

"We'll get you back for this Uzumaki!" One of the boys growled in vengeance, hopping on one foot, with the other being currently being bitten by one of the set of teeth. "One of these days, we will get revenge for these pranks!"

"Heard it all the time before. Hasn't happened yet." Naruto retorted, grinning.

Few feet away from him, one of the students was watching from a corner of the hallway. The student was Riko Yuki, an attractive young girl with short orange hair, and golden brown eyes. Like all the other students, she was wearing her school uniform, which consisted of a white buttoned-up shirt, a yellow jacket, green bow tie, and a green checkered skirt.

'This is it.' Riko thought in determination. 'Today's the day I finally confess.'

For years, she was love with Naruto Uzumaki. It started as a childhood friendship, with the girl admiring her blonde friend at his cheerful outlook in life and high confidence. It turned into a crush as she got to see his kind, caring and loyal side of him; then turned into love as the two grew up.

'I'm going to do it!' Riko thought, her determination getting brighter. 'I'll finally tell them that I love him!'

"Planning to confess to Naruto-kun again?"

"Eeek!"

Riko jumped back in surprise and turned around to see Risa and Mio. The two are both young, attractive girls, the former with dirty blonde hair and dark brown eyes, while the latter have dark brown hair, which was tied into two pigtails, as well as light brown eyes and glasses.

"Don't sneak up on me like that!" Riko whisper-shouted at the two. She didn't want to alert her crush that she was looking at him. "You two gave me a heart attack!"

"No promises." Risa sang with a smirk. "Anyway, back on topic, you plan on confessing to Naruto again?"

Riko nodded, fire in her eyes. "Today is gonna be the day, I'm sure of it!"

"Didn't you say that last time?" Risa reminded her, tapping her chin as if in thought. "And the time before that? And before that?"

"And run away before you could muster up the courage to every time?" Mio added.

"I don't always run away!" Riko protest, blushing in embarrassment. "Sometimes, something else interrupts me before I could get the chance!"

"That something else could sometimes be your tripping habit." Risa continued teasing, causing the orange haired girl to blush further.

It's no secret to the school that she was incredibly clumsy. That clumsiness can sometimes land her in… lewd positions, whenever Naruto, other boys she finds attractive, or other girls are around.

"T-This time will be different!" Riko stuttered out in determination. "This time, I will finally tell Naruto I love him!"

"We'll see~" Was all Risa said, her tone implying that she knew what will really happen. That brought a scowl from Riko. She'll show her! She's not gonna fail at her confession today!

The school day went on normally after, though Riko and several other students spotted Naruto dodging members of the disciplinary committee in between classes (And even during classes a few times). School soon ended, and the two began their walk at home.

"Are you gonna come over to my place Naruto?" Riko asked curiously. Sometimes, the blonde would come, and even stay over at times. Neither her or her sister, Mikan, minds. While her blonde crush is mischievous, he isn't perverted like the large majority of the guys at her school.

"I am." Naruto confirmed, his hands wrapped behind his head as they walked. "It's not a problem, is it?"

"Not at all." Riko shook her head. "You're always welcome to our home, you know that."

That earned a bright smile from Naruto, which caused the orange-haired girl to blush. "Thanks, Riko-chan!"

She willed herself not to freak out at the affectionate suffix Naruto added in her name, though her face was still cherry red. Now's not the time! This is the day she's going to confess!

When Riko suddenly stopped walking, Naruto turned towards in confusion and curiosity, wondering what she's doing. "N-Naruto…" Riko stuttered out, her face still red. "There's… something I need to tell you. I… I…"

'C'mon, Riko, say it!' Her inner thoughts yelled at her. After a moment of gathering courage, she began voicing out her confession. "I-"

"Naruto Uzumaki!"

Startled, the two turned towards the school building, to see a group of students lined up in front of them. In front of the lineup was a girl, one that was as pretty as Riko, with long black hair, as well as light brown eyes. She was currently glaring heatedly at aforementioned Naruto.

"Yui-chan!" The blonde called back, not at all concern if the cheerful grin was any indication. "I was wondering when you were gonna show!"

"Cease with calling me in such an informal way!" Yui barked, an embarrassed blush on her face. "And again, I ask, to come with us to face punishment, and drop your constant pranks!"

"You can ask. But I shall not stop my pranks." Naruot replied back, not losing his smile. "It's only way to keep the guys here in line, especially the Pervy Principal. Seriously, I'm doing the school a favor by doing this pranks."

"You are most certainly not!" Yui argued back. "And regardless, it's still against school rules to do pranks such as yours! So I ask again, to come with us or we'll take you back by force!"

"Try if you like." Suddenly, Naruto grabbed Riko in bridal style, drawing a yelp from the girl. "But you will fail. See you tomorrow!" With that, he ran through the gates of the school.

"Get him!" The committee then charged after him. However, right as they got outside of the gates, they saw that the blonde disappeared. "Split up and find them!" Yui ordered. And with that, the committee split up search for the prankster.

None of them saw him standing on top of the wall, with Riko still in his arms. "They never learn, do they?" He then jumped off the wall and placed the frozen girl back on her feet, looking at her curiosity. "So, what did you want to say to me?"

Instead of answering, the orange-haired girl dashed from her spot, a dust cloud replacing her spot. Naruto could only blink in bemusement as he watched Riko speed her way home.

"There she goes again…" Naruto sighed, not really surprised at what happened. "Honestly, she could act so weird, that Riko."

(Yuuki Household)

"I'm home."

"Welcome back Riko," Mikan, a younger girl with brown hair and the same brown eyes as Riko, greeted her sister from the couch. "Have you manage to confess to Naruto this time?"

"No…" Riko moaned in misery. That earned a sigh from the younger sister.

"What happened this time?"

"Kotegawa-san and the disciplinary committee interrupted me." Riko explained, still looking mopey. "Naruto carried me bridal style when he ran and hid from them. I ran when he put me down."

Another sigh came out of Mikan. "You really have to stop getting so flustered Riko. If you can't handle being held by Naruto, confessing is far away right now."

"It wasn't just a hug, he was carrying me!" Riko protested. She went over to the living room, and sat beside her sister. "And it was so sudden!"

"So if you got just a regular hug from Naruto, you wouldn't faint?"

The beat red face, along with steam practically coming out of her ears, told Mikan enough.

Mikan sighed for the third time. "You gotta get your act together. We've known Naruto-nii for years, you shouldn't be this flustered."

"I know…" Riko groaned, curling up and burying her head in her knees. But it's easier said than done.

Before their conversation could continue, a knock on the door. Seeing that her moping sister isn't going to get up anytime soon, Mikan got up and went to the door to answer. When she opened it, she was face to face with the boy she and her sister was just talking about. "Hey, Mikan-chan."

"Naruto-nii!" Mikan exclaimed in slight surprise, smiling brightly. "You didn't tell me you were coming over!"

"I have some free time today, so I thought I come over." Naruto replied with a shrug. Then tilted his head in confusion. "But how come you didn't know? I told Riko that I was coming over."

"I guess she forgot to." Because she's mopey about failing to confess to her long time crush for the umpteempth time, but there's no need for Naruto to know that yet. To keep him from thinking on it further, and because she wants to, she rushed over and wrapped him in a hug. "Glad to see you, Naruto-nii."

"It hasn't been that long since I last saw you." Naruto chuckled, returning the hug. "It's just been a few days."

"That's long enough to miss you." Ever since they were young, Mikan had looked up to Naruto alongside her sister. While Riko had eventually fell into the useless sister category, Mikan never lost her affection and admiration for her 'big brother'.

The two of them, after ending their hug, entered inside the house, to see a depressed, curled up Riko. "Riko-chan, are you okay?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Stupid Naruto, stealing my sister's affection from me…"

That got a laugh from the blonde, while said sister rolled her eyes. "You shouldn't have become such a useless sister if you wanted to stay the older sister." She scolded/teased her older sister. "Now I'm the one taking care of you."

A rain cloud had practically droop over Riko, while Naruto laughed even harder.

(Uzumaki Household)

After spending a few hours at the Yuki household, and getting a good meal from Mikan in his belly, Naruto head back to his own house.

"Mom, I'm home!" Naruto called out as he opened the door. When he heard no answer, however, he decided to check the kitchen and living room to see if she's there. However, both are empty. "Guess she's still at work." He's not really worried. His mom is too awesome to get into any trouble she can't handle.

Seeing that it's getting close to night time, he decided to go take a bath. So he went upstairs to grab himself some clean clothes before heading to the bathroom.

The preparations only took a few minutes. After grabbing his clothes, he entered the bathroom, took a shower, and then entered into the bathtub, letting out a sigh as he relaxed in the hot water. Nothing like a relaxing time in the bath after a day of pranking and dodging the disciplinary committee. That's what Naruto thought.

As he relaxed, his mind drifted to best friend, Riko, and her actions. Honestly, he wasn't all that surprised when she ran away. Whenever he hugs, carries her, or have some sort of affectionate contact with her, she turns red, runs away, faints, or freak out.

He wasn't surprised by her light stalking either. Yeah, he noticed her watching him while he was watching his prank unfold. It's something she had been doing for some time, but doesn't mind it. It never came close to being malicious, or crossing any sort of boundaries.

But he wonders, why does she do those things? Why the stalking, and what with the reactions to even simple compliments? While he wasn't surprised by those things anymore, it also made him think that she's kinda weird. That, and her physics breaking falls that send people into pervy states. Himself included.

Still, those things don't make her a bad person, or a bad friend. Heck, it's fun to tease her with those traits she has. 'I just wish I could understand her…' Naruto thought to himself, closing his eyes.

However, they quickly opened when something caught his ears. The sound was directly coming from the tub he's in, which was bubbling right in front of him. "What the…?" Before he could figure out what was going on, the water suddenly exploded, causing the blonde to yelp in shock and instinctively cover his face.

"Ah! Escape successful!" A female voice announced. The sound of that voice caused Naruto lower his arms in confusion, only for him to freeze. Blood rushed to both his cheeks and his lower region at the site.

In front of him was a fully developed young girl, with long pink hair and bright green eyes. The girl was cheerful looking, looked to be the same age as him… and also don't have a shred of cloth on her.

As the water landed either back in the tub or on the floor, both the mischievous blonde haired student and the mysterious pink haired girl just stare at each other, blinking. Then, like nothing is wrong at all, the girl simply smiled, waved, and said, "Hello."

"What the hell, dattebayo?!" Why is there a girl in his bathtub?!

And that's the end. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, and is looking forward to the rest of the rewrite. If you haven't already, check out my other fanfics, as well as any original content that I'm working on. Would like to gain some readers for my original short stories, as well as any novels I plan to make. Review, favorite, and follow and I will see you guys later.