A/N

So, two points. This is indeed based Back in the USSR by The Beetles, and is meant to be sung rather than read. Second point, yes, the idea for this came when writing Toy Soldiers with the "back in the UIR" line.

Back in the UIR

Flew in from sweet ol' Halo Bay,

Man that was one sweet ol' flight.

The Pendulum Wars are finally over,

Now I no longer have to fight.

I'm back in the UIR.

You don't know how lucky you are.

Back in the UIR, yeah.

...

Been away so long I barely know the place,

Gee it's good to be back home.

In these republics, I've got so much space,

Gonna find me some time to roam.

Back in the UIR.

You don't know how lucky you are, boy.

Back in the UI

Back in the UI

Back in the UIR.

...

Well the Ostri girls really knock me out.

I wept as I left Pelles behind.

Gorasnayans make me scream and shout,

That Furlin's always on my mind mind mind mind mind!

Hu hey hu, hey, ah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm back in the UIR

You don't know how lucky you are, boys

Back in the UIR.

...

Oh show me round your Vasgari desert,

Those red sands way up north.

Bring me the girls, gin and beer and grog,

You've got your dirty COG fascist here coming forth!

Come and keep your comrade cool,

I'm back in the UIR

Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boy

Back in the UIR

Oh, let me tell you, honey.