AN: Hello and welcome to the final main chapter – chapter 50 of Percy Jackson dirty truth or dare! It's quite short but I hope you like it! Full details and whatever else are at the end but, for the meantime, enjoy this final chapter:

Percy's PoV

And so we stood group around the bank of the lake, feeling the cold lapping at us – and we weren't even naked yet. We stood awkwardly for a minute – I wasn't sure why. We'd pretty much all seen each other naked. And, as proud winner and ruler of the game, I turned to wise girl and pulled up her t-shirt and unclipped her bra.

Before long, we stood naked – no one was covering anything up but I certainly was averting my eyes from most of them.

"Errm…shall we jump in then?" I asked awkwardly. I was aware of the eyes on me.

"Girls – can you look away from Percy's co –" Leo began.

"And look at yours?" teased Piper.

"I wondered why Clarisse had brought a magnifying glass." I put in.

"Right, if you're going to tease me…" Leo said and grabbed Piper by the hand and chucked her into the freezing water. Then Jason grabbed Leo by a very sensitive part (the marker had been washed off) and pushed/pulled him so that he soon followed Piper into the water.

And then a fight descended, and we all ended up soaked – well, except me – and completely nude in the lake.

"Well…" I said, once the mutter had settled down. "We had a good time, eh?"

"You certainly did." Annabeth said.

"Oi, you enjoyed it." I said, pulling her closer to me. I made sure her legs didn't get anywhere near Clarisse, who was currently having fun with me between my legs. I used one hand to stroke her hair whilst she busied herself with stroking somewhere else on my body.

And then there was a yell and I watched, half-shocked, as Leo was grabbed from below and pulled down, his limbs flailing for a grip on the air. Clarisse let go in shock as she saw a mass of red hair flowing from a mermaid who was pulling him slowly and slowly down. Leo wouldn't like it down there!

"Go on, Percy! He'll drown down there!" said Piper who was fixed in a close embrace with Jason. A very close, intimate embrace.

Jason's PoV

Whilst Percy went underwater to be the hero as usual, I detached myself from Piper's breast and swam quickly over to the bank. I was aware of the eyes locking on the dark shadow that hung between my thighs whilst I got out, bent down, and picked up the clothes Percy had shed.

I threw the trousers and shirt across the lake before taking the boxer shorts, ripping off the buttons from the front before throwing them in after and then hopping back into the water afterwards, keeping his legs in view to avoid the mermaids from below.

Percy surfaced soon afterwards, gripping Leo by the arm who spluttered. "You should have seen what that mermaid was doing with her mouth!" he said giggling.

"Can we get out now?" Leo asked. "I'm bloody freezing my nuts off."

And so we swam to the shore and got dressed. All except Percy, of course, who spent five minutes wandering around naked, looking for his clothes. Annabeth pointed them out to him, ten metres to the left. He turned on me immediately, grabbed me by the neck, stripped me to my pants and forced me into the water where he watched as I doggy-paddled to his clothes and handed them to him. So much for that.

The clothes were too wet and wringing them out just wasn't working so Percy pulled on his boxer shorts and left the clothes out by the lake to dry the next morning in the sun. No one told him about the gap as he walked back, it was just a shame Chiron wasn't walking at night at the same time.

"Hey, one last one?" I suggested. "Let the King spin." Percy spun the bottle and it landed upon me. Just my bloody luck. "Truth."

"Not going to happen." Percy told him. "Stand in the middle of the room naked and let us, as a group, do whatever we want."

"Didn't you literally just dare me to do that?"

"Oh this is different. Among friends, eh? We'll never let you forget it."

And, because I was reluctant to let my body be judged for a second time that day, Piper was the one who had to literally drag me up into the centre of the circle, for one last time, where she took off all my clothes except for the neon trunks (which I had put on – hey, a few memories would be nice).

"All right." I muttered. "Ready. Take me by the masses."

Percy was the first to charge on me (he still hadn't put any clothes on and so, when he bent down, the hole in his pants grew wider than I would have liked. My pants reached my ankles in a few seconds and then Piper descended upon my naked body, tackling me to the ground. I lay, dazed, my arms spread-eagled around me, as the rest worked their tricks.

Katie grew flowers around my wrists so that I couldn't move, whilst Travis tickled me, and then a small, spiky cactus just above my rear so that I yelped in pain before it descended. Annabeth's hands moved underneath me and found a remnant of the cactus.

"You really were one with the prick." Percy joked.

"Couldn't have been hard." Leo said.

Conner was doing something unthinkable with my hair, Valentina was trying to work my pants off his ankles whilst Clarisse hands, rubbing my feet to try and stop Piper's mouth from attaching to my genitals, were stopping the trunks being pulled off.

"You finished?" I wheezed, half laughing, half enjoying the treatment Piper was giving me.

It took a full minute for Percy to call it finished and then the group burst into laughter. It took me a minute to realise – Conner had cut my hair thinly so that blonde golden locks dripped around me. I jumped up immediately and darted at Conner who sped out of the door and slammed it shut behind him, legging it across the camp. I chased him, he darted into the nearest cabin: the Aphrodite cabin. He made a mistake.

Percy's PoV

A fully naked Jason returned to his cabin with Conner, whose hair had been trimmed equally and who was in his pants looking very dishevelled.

"You enjoyed that, didn't you, Conner?" Jason said, slapping the back of his underwear.

"Shut up." He replied.

"In order to get the image of your dangling co-"

"You don't like it? Some of don't like yours"

"Shall we just… look, no offence but… wait, what?" I looked down and saw the hole in my boxer shorts and, quite clearly, little me hanging in clear view. He had taken off the buttons! Fuck him! I grabbed a pair of newer boxer shorts from Jason's drawer – they were orange and, I figured out later, they contained one of Jason's messages from oh so long ago.

"Well, it's been an honour!" said Travis. "And a very, very fun time with you Katie."

"It wasn't too bad was it?" Annabeth added.

"Fuck you all later." Muttered Leo and he swept out of the cabin. And then the rest of us followed, even Piper who had done all the work on Jason she needed to that evening.

Annabeth returned with me, though, and she lay on my bed for a while in her underwear. She lay on top of me, our lips meeting in a gentle kiss, my hands trailing down her back. I wanted every night with her to be like this, indeed most of them would be.

She pulled down the boxer shorts Jason had given me, ignoring the command in permanent marker engraved on the back and I took off her knickers.

"You know what my favourite bit about you is, seaweed brain?" she asked as my lips met hers once again.

"What?" I asked, hoping it was going to be my abs but I was expecting what was coming.

"Your cock."

Well, she was about to get more of what she enjoyed. I buckled.

Relaxing is one of my favourite pastimes, so's truth or dare now I think about it, but I think the best way to spend my time is time with Annabeth. Especially the time I spend with her alone and naked.

AN: Well, thanks for reading and I hope you've enjoyed the whole thing. Full stuff is to follow! Please favourite and review if you enjoyed (and also following, as you'll see below).

This is NOT the end:

For one thing, there are other stories that I am writing/will write to do with the PJO series. One's available now – Percy's Paris – although I haven't updated it in a while, I will soon!

Secondly, there will be updates to this fanfiction in the months/years to come should I bother to continue on this. A few, check-in updates (if you like) will be coming soon. There is one planned for the 1-year anniversary of the fanfic this October so do follow to be notified when it comes out).

Acknowledgements

Of course, I would first like to thank Rick Riordan for creating the universe in which I have stolen these characters and perverted them although I hope you enjoyed them ;).

I would also like to thank the person G-unit who has given me advice throughout the writing of this – when I say advice, I mean useful messages saying 'good' – he didn't know I was writing it but there were a few dares modelled on what he suggested. Should he bother reading this (and he probably won't) I will probably receive a torrent of messages. Anyway, thanks – you know who I am xD.

Thanks to me, myself and I for writing xD and for having to constantly think up of patterns/styles of underwear for the boys whose trousers have been taken off more time than I can bother to remember.

Obviously, I also need to thank every single one of you for reading this fanfiction (all 157 000 + views as of yet), and for the 61 people (as of time of writing) who have favourited and followed the fiction.

And finally

Go and enjoy yourself! Stay safe during this time. Stand up to those leaders who are completely ineffective. Have a look at the numerous other fanfictions that are available out there.

So… until I next update this with some interesting (hopefully) content, goodbye and have fun! Again, thank you all so very, very much for reading and supporting me all the way through this! See you later!