AN/: I'm not even gonna say 'Hi guys!' or 'What's up everybody!'. You guys are probably used to me disappearing for a few months and then coming back for a few updates...and then disappearing again. It's life, people. Commitments are sometimes forgotten.

With that aside, let me first say this. I have never watched a single Game of Thrones episode in my entire life. Seriously! I never did, I never have and I certainly never will! From what I have been told by some friends and what I have seen today on the internet, GoT is something I definitely would not be able to stomach. But enough about me and my phobia of character deaths, villains facing justice when it is too late and highly intense drama.

My knowledge on the events of GoT come from a chronological time table I got off the internet, and most of the fanfics I've read so far(shout out to VFSNAKE, Sinless14, choejhulkp9 and Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka). I read a fanfic called Throne for a King believing I was gonna see Naruto going in there to kick ass and take names, only for me to get the full experience of watching a game of thrones Season from start to finish. Although I do recommend people to go read that fanfic if you would like to see a hero truly go through serious character growth/development and attain a real reason for his strength/power. Me? I like my main characters training & suffering off camera and being the definition of BAMF on screen(insert Pennywise grin).

Now onto Naruto. First of all, I won't tell you how far deep his strength is. I see VFSNAKE never putting up the Godlike Naruto tag on his stories, and people read his fics like crazy! Secondly, the harem is definitely big, but so far the characters I have in mind are 3 to 4(or 5) game of thrones characters being Cersei, Sansa, Arya, and probably Missandei. And then the rest being 7 actresses or female porn-starts. Why? Because I feel like it and I think lemons should be lemonade in this fic so there! Also you can make requests of who you want into the harem. Censei and Sansa are a go but no Daenerys. There is a reason for that and it's not bashing or anything nonsensical so please chill on that matter.

Also, expect the harem to involve young girls or younger-looking girls who's ages I will adjust since anything less then 14 is child porn according to what I know in Hentai law(or maybe I made that up). That means Arya and an OC/young Actress/Young-looking porn-star like Holly Hendrix are definitely in the harem. And lastly all the screen time will be on Naruto since I don't want to have you guys reading something you already know word for word from the tv show or the book.

Without any further or do- LET US MARCH FORTH AND TELL A STORY OF GREATNESS TO THE SMALL FOLK AND NOBLE OF FANFICTEROS!

Before The Present

Naruto POV

…..I wish I could say I knew myself when I was younger. When I was still an actual small boy who ran around and out of the castle in the Red Keep of Kings Landing escaping the Kingsguard, the Gold Cloaks and the Knights assigned to train me in order to defend myself since my home was under constant attack from it's enemies and oppositions back then...or when I still the young boy father had dreamed of calling his son because he more then just great potential in him...but knew better then I did and decided to let me go to be my own man.

…..I wish I could say I regret everything thing I did back then when I was still an actual man traveling lands and places far beyond the 7 kingdoms, deep into unknown territory the old gods and new never taught the First Men.

…..I wish I could say...I felt nothing when my many times-great grandson Aegon V and his son Daemon died. When I watch my many times-great grandson Aerys II take the thrown and go mad with power, then watch as a rebellion took down and destroyed my house nearly ending the line of my family as I sat up on a mountain far away watching everything through my own two purple eyes.

The truth is...I never knew myself when I was younger that I would end being this way.

I'm very old man today acting as if his still 18 years old as I look nothing like my real age but the age I am acting, with so much knowledge it would take 50 to a Hundred plus years to teach on to the new generation of knowledge-seekers in the world...but most importantly...I am a man who the people of these lands have been demanding, weeping, praying and dreaming for to come and bring forth the peace and prosperity they have awaited for so long.

My name is Naruto Targaryen, first born son of Aegon The Conqueror. The oldest Targaryen alive and probably the oldest man in all of the seven kingdoms to still live, and I was once the true heir to the throne before I decided to give that duty to my younger brother Aenys who was more deserving of it at the time where as I had 'died' on my 10th nameday to leave and travel beyond the wall to find more lands and places to see, and further discover myself and just what was the reason my existence was made real...again.

Little did I know at the time that my travels would push me beyond the reaches of the 7, then come back years later to see a member of my house take the throne and go mad shaming my entire house with his pathetic and maddening reign. The rest is small details to my time traveling as an old man dressed in a black cloak never showing his face except for his eyes and mouth with diamonds for teeth fishing in cooking everywhere he goes in Essos and Westeros.

As for me? I learned a lot about myself during my travels away from home, and I have also been through a lot in my time of living for so long which has changed me on more times then I could ever hope to count on two, four or six set of hands. I watched kingdoms come and go, a civilization fall and rebuild it'self. I've seen wars on many lands as I took part in them as well. And I saw the horrors of what war does before, during and after it takes place. In short, I guess I can say I have lived long enough to know that humanity the same no matter where I go...unless I decide to do something about it.

I only have a few centuries of living under my belt making very old as I have said before, but even that isn't the main highlight of my life. The places I have traveled to...I let the blood of my house continue on there whether I used my house name or I decided to start new clans with a new names. I in these many places I was a peasant, a noble, a soldier, a warrior, an inventor, a priest, a prince and a king...However, the one thing I never stopped being...was a hero.

You're probably asking how I could be alive for so long doing all the things I did. Well, it's simple, but yet complicated at the same time. It's what my own father would call "The life and times of an enigma".

When I was 10 years old my father woke me up in the early hours of the day and took me by the hand to the deepest bowels of king's landing where a woman made of bright light possessing space, time and life and another woman made of dark light possessing destruction, chaos and death stood under a large powerful tree growing fruit of un-imaginable power, waiting for me as they saw and looked at me as if they have known me for as long as I have existed.

My father Aegon The Conqueror kneel down before me and told me words that still run circles in my mind today as I will never forget them...

Flashback

"Do you know why asked you if you would like to be my heir and take the throne when you are old enough, my son?"

"No father. I only thought you asked me that because Aunty Visenya doubted I could be your heir when my brother still had a chance of besting me in our spars".

"No son. I asked because-...because I was told of what you can do in dreams, how you can do the things you do, and why you can do those things you can do. I was told that you are a man destine to do things far beyond the limits of humanity as you are the only living being who can stand to go far beyond any reach known to us all in existence.

You, my son, have lived many lives in the past. The lives of great men from long ago here in the 7 kingdoms, and many other great men in far away lands far from here in these lands I rule and don't rule. The power that you possess...the same power that only you have shown to me, my son...it is power that you are not suppose to use in this time here and now, but rather it is power that you will come to understand, control, master and use here when you know it is the right time to do so and come back to us. You, my son, are not the strange and awkward boy your mother and Aunt believe you to be, or the energetic boy who uses his time to play pranks and cause havoc and mayhem on the people he despises but brings fun, laughter and merry times for the people he holds dear. You are not the boy everyone in this kingdom believes you to be, nor are you the boy my own enemies wish for you to be, my son.

You are many things, Many great things. You're life holds high meaning, my son. And your presence shakes the laws and boundaries that govern us all".

"Like my name Naruto. It means Maelstrom, father".

"Yes it does, but you are more then that too, Naruto. For the lack of time that have with you now, I shall tell you the one thing I have come to know of you, my son. You...are an enigma. The kind of being who no one can ever hope to understand, but I know it is you and only you can control the scale that balance good and evil...and only you have the power to tip the scale in the favor of either those two things, my son".

"You mean I can be like Azor Ahai? Or the Great Other?".

"Yes my son. With the power you have, you can do a great deal of good deeds for all who live and die, or a horrendous amount of evil to those innocent and guilty. Still, whichever you choose to do, you where chosen to do anything you wish because everything that exists revolve around your existence. A Child of pure of heart made of gold, and a sharp mind that cuts through anything born to carry the world on his shoulders for as long as he decides he can. The child of prophecy who is now The One who was Promised".

"I-I see...but father...but why are we down here in this strange place I have never been to before?...and who are those to ladies standing under that large tree looking at me?"

"...My son...I do not have much time with you now...so I can only tell you this...No matter what you do, what you become, or whatever happens to you. Know that I, your mother, your Aunt Visenya, you brother Aerys and your sister Alyssa along with all the people you have come to know and cherish will always love you...and we will make sure that no one in our House, no one in king's landing and one in the Seven kingdoms ever forgets you. Goodbye...Naruto. I will always love and remember you, my son".

Flashback End

…..My father Aegon stood and walked away from me after that with tears in his eyes and never looking back at me as I was taken away from him by those ladies to die soothingly in their embrace of silent death. I spent my last hours under the both of them as they took turns raping me and force feeding me the fruit that grew from that big tree as my body had surges on surges power coursing through my young & fragile body causing me nothing but great pain with my mind attaining all the knowledge of my past lives and how I died back then & why, and attaining even more power then I already had.

Those were the worst couple of hours of my life(dry chuckle)...but waking up from my resurrection outside the wall all by myself was the loneliest time I spent(sigh).

As my father said...I am enigma. I can do things people wouldn't even think or ever hope to do or see in their sleep, and I can do things no one could ever hope to understand or decipher. I am a being that some might hail me as a hero of old, a mighty warrior that never rests, or a god who never turns his back from his people. I am a being far beyond restriction and limitation.

When I died being raped by two goddesses at that time, I was resurrected and free of dying by the hands of another as I can only die by my own hands. Sounds strange and stupid I know, but it means no one can kill me but me.

After so many years being gone I returned to my home Westeros and lived in the shadows since the death of Aegon V Targaryen. It is finally time to make my existence know to all who live in and outside the Seven Kingdoms...and I don't like what I saw in the past, what I see now in the present...and what I have seen in the future.

It's time I finally make my presence known to the people of the Seven...and bring back the peace and prosperity my father has wanted me to deliver to them!

Present time

Night time

In the woods, riding on horseback with a warhammer on hand hunting for boars, bears and other ferocious animals, is Robert Barantheon the current King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men aka the Lord of the Seven Kingdoms.

Normally he would have a few men with him and his squire by his side when he goes out hunting, but since it's currently the first hour of the day and he decided to just dodge all of his men and his squire to have some time to himself to clear his head instead of doing his other two vices being drinking and whoring.

Spotting his prey, the hunt finally stopped when Robert's Warhammer came down on an unsuspecting boar that couldn't notice fast enough that someone was behind it. Robert got off the house and looked at the boar to confirm the kill feeling a moment of victory for himself...then the moment passed as he felt tired from just hunting down this one animal even though he did nothing but ride his horse, turn his head to look around a few times then kick the sides of his horse to make it go faster. The sweat and the heavy breathing was proof enough sadly.

Before Robert took the Iron thrown, he was a man who moved with purpose and kept himself clean, well, and healthy since his constant fighting and being on the battle field required him to do so. Never did he think of drinking everyday or whoring himself into an early grave since being a soldier of war was the only thing he knew and did back when he was younger. Now though, it seems taking the very throne he fought hard to take from the mad king of House Targaryen all those years ago had led up to this shell of a man he has now become. A fat, lazy, unfocused, self-loathing and un-carring man he has now become. And to think he at first believed that when he took the iron throne nothing about him would change at all.

With a heavy sigh, Robert wiped the sweat on his forehead away with white cloth from his pocket...

"It seems you were right, old man...The warrior who is trained to fight for the people, can never be groomed into becoming the king of the people." said Robert as he let out a sad laugh looking down on himself seeing nothing but his big belly obscuring the view of his legs and feet.

SWOOSH!

Robert's ears picked up a sound of something falling from the sky near him and he only had to walk a few steps before is eyes landed on a sealed scroll of what looks like paper made of gold(2). Picking it up, Robert took a closer look at the scroll and noticed that by the weight alone in his hand it actually felt holding a small bag of gold.

ZOOM!(1)

In the Sky something was passing by Kings Landing extremely fast making a strange yet very loud noise, then a burst of wind soon came after which made Robert's horse yell out with all the other animals in the area going really mad at whatever was flying by.

Robert unsealed the scroll and opened it only to see no writing on the gold paper...but his eyes widened when the paper flashed before his very eyes and a voice spoke up from the scroll.

"Greetings to whoever has opened this scroll. My name is Aegon Targaryen and you my know as Aegon the Conqueror, or rather the Man who united the Seven Kingdoms and became the first King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Yes, this my voice you are hearing coming from this scroll of paper made entire of gold. This is the last thing my precious dear son invented for me before he-...before I was forced to let him go.

I am assuming that whoever you are, you must be the King of the Seven Kingdoms long after I had died as my son would only give this scroll to someone who is in that position and no one else higher or lower. Either way, whether you are from my house or another, from king to king, I must tell you that the things I will say are not the words of a dying old fool or a mad old man, but the words of man who is sound in mind and calm in his soul.

Know that what I am about to tell you is all true, nothing but the truth and only the truth as I swear on my life, the life of my two wives and my children and on the honor of my House...

If you, Lord of the Seven kingdoms, have found this scroll falling from the sky...you must know that all of Westeros, Essos, Bravos, the land of the free folk beyond the wall along with all the lands that are tied to the first Men IS endanger...and now is the right time for someone to come forth and save you all. This man...is The One who was Promised."...

Opening Theme Music: Timo ODV – Dancing Again

…..To Be Continued...

(1) The sound of a bass drop

(2) Gold Paper scroll – A scroll used to basically record anything for the duration of 2 hours.

AN/:Yeah I know. It's not much, just a long POV and a small prologue, but next chapter is the entry of Naruto and his existence finally being known to the people of the Seven Kingdoms. Did a few people know about him before hand? Maybe, maybe not. You decide. Anyways, like I said the harem is 3 to 5 GoT women then 7 actresses or female pornstars. You guys can make suggestions and give some ideas on how I should introduce the actresses/female pornstars into the fanfic.

Not much else to say so please remember stay cool, be cool, look cool and-

Sansa Stark: Remember...Winter Is Coming!