AN: This story is going to be a long shot. But I'm doing it anyways. You can hate it if you want.

[D-9341]

I ran as fast as I could down the hall towards Scp-173's chamber.

"Hey! Stop right there!" A nearby guard said.

I've restarted and tried this over so many times. But I've never really messed with the intro sequence. So I guess I'm bored enough to use my own life as a game.
The guard shoots me in the leg before I could reach the door, then smashed my face in with his rifle.

Reset

I wake back up in my cell. Blinding lights overtake me. I yawn and crack my back. I mumble to myself about how this escaping thing is impossible to do. I tried to escape once, got real far, but I died right near the exit due to a nuclear explosion. Luck like an Omni-card like that doesn't come often.

. . .

I sat in silence for what seemed like hours.
Agent Ulgrin isn't here yet?
I pound on the door saying to let me out. There was no response. This isn't natural. I should have been lead to 173's chamber by now. I wrap my hands around the door, and pull with all of my might. The door then fell off of it's base. Around outside was a forest, leading into some plains, not Scp-860-1 though. It was unnatural, it had weird animals running around! I step onto the ground and I could already smell the Oak. Am I free? Is this the freedom I've been seeking.
I smile with the biggest smile I could manage. 999 eat your heart out.
The 'chicken' next to me clucked, and walked away.
The sun beating on my face. Wait... That doesn't look like the sun, and that chicken isn't a chicken! The sun is a big square in the sky. I can look directly at it and it doesn't hurt. I'm probably in an Scp world. But how and why did I get here!?
I spy a small town in the distance. I run towards it, hoping to find some answers. As I was running I see a large Iron beast guarding the front gate. It's nose was massive. It looked at me for a second before looking away and moving forward. I step onto some dirt road leading into the town. There were little to no people around though.

"Hey! Is anyone there!"

"Hurry boy! Get in!" I hear from one of the houses.

I walk into the house and the person closed it behind me.

"What were you doing out there! You could've gotten blown up by a Creeper!" The man said.

These people aren't like the square creatures in the wild.

"A Creeper?" I say.

"You don't know? How uneducated people these days are..." He says.

I look around and see that this is a relatively small library. With a tables and chairs. But the chairs, tables, and books are also square.

"Don't call me uneducated! I'm a scientist!" I say, remembering my past profession.

"Ah. Sorry. It's just that you're wearing an orange jumpsuit and running out in the open." He explains, while looking out the windows.

I forgot about that.

"Anyways, a Creeper is a dangerous creature that when you approach, WILL EXPLODE!" He yells while making an explosion gesture.

"Oh."

"They are dangerous. Which is why we're hiding. They come out during the night and then they blow up our locals! If only we had some way to stop them..."

"If they are that dangerous, then why not just make a wall around the village?" I imply.

". . . Why haven't thought about that . . ."

"And it's still day, so why are you hiding?"

"Being extra safe!"

"Ooookkaaayy." I say.

These are probably the most stupid people. I sit down at the table.

"So uhh. I'm new to around these parts. Mind if I read some of these books?" I ask.

"Sure, knock yourself out."

I pick up a book labeled: "Building"
The book basically explained that you can build anything in this world in a fraction of a second. I can punch trees for wood. And that crafting tables are essential. It showed how to use them and where to place certain items onto the bench.
Well if I'm going to be here, I better build some sort of wall to protect these people.

[049]

The light in my cell flickered for a second while I wrote in my journal. Something's wrong. I set my pen on the table watching it slightly rock back and forth. I look behind me at the cell doors, they slowly open to about halfway until all the lights go out. 079 is back at it again I guess. The outside of the chamber is extremely dark. I reach over to a candle I had on my desk, and grab it. Lighting it was difficult, but I managed. I walk out of the room slowly assessing my surrounding. It is some sort of cave, in which water is steaming. I set over a small stream of water and make my way upward in the cave. I then hear some groaning and moaning. Ah, finally. Some people to mingle with. I hold out my handle into the darkness and see some people, but they weren't the normal people I usually see. Their skins were green with pitch black eyes that seemed to absorb the light from my candle, and the way they walked seemed quite similar to my patients after surgery. They surrounded me and began hitting me. Fine, these things seem... uncooperative. I grab a hold onto one of them, but they kept hitting. Usually this would've made them available for surgery, guess I'll have to resort to other means. I look down at the candle in my hands and back at the creatures, something catches my eye. I get an idea.

[In French] "All of you! Leave my presence!"

"?" The creatures seem confused at the language I'm using.

[In English] "Ah, I guess you all don't understand my language!" I say waving around the fire in hand.

". . ." Okay so now they're just being quiet instead of confused.

I move around inside the circle they've made, shooing them away with my weapon. One of them stood into the circle though, a male one with gold armour. He seemed confident in his chances.

The man lunged at me with hunger in his eyes. I grab onto his shoulder joint and pulled, multiple pops are heard but the thing seemed unfazed. It bit into my shoulder ripping off some of my garments, it hurt, but I lost no blood. I pull around the beast to it's side and kicks it's ankles inward. For having that just happen, the beast didn't cry out in pain. The other beings looked around at each other, worried. I run over past the circle to a wood plank that was a part of the cave walls, it seemed like this used to be a mining ground. I stab the board into the beast's leg. The whole place started to cringe. I hold the candle out to the board.

"PLEASE! DON'T KILL ME!" It yells in pain.

"Ah, so the vile beast is able to speak." I say inching the candle closer to the plank.

"PLEASE! It's not about me! If I die then nobody will protect my family!"

"So. You're saying that you've only started this to fend for your kind?" I say menacingly.

"Please human! agh. Have mercy!" He says.

...

I reel back my hand from the board and dislodge it from his hamstrings. The beast stood up slowly, not bleeding a single drop of blood.

"Thank you human... That got me down to just 4 hearts..." He stands up bending his legs back into working order.

I was confused about that 'heart' thing he just said. But for now I keep walking upwards.

"H-Hey! Don't leave!" I hear from behind.

A little child like beast is punching my leg.

"You hurt my dad and now you will pay!"

"Son no!" The armoured clad monster picks up the child," You may go sir. I'm sorry. Just don't hurt my family."

"Why would I have intentions for killing your family other than out of retaliation?" I ask.

"Humans are vile beasts-!" The child screams before it's mouth is covered by the father's hand.

Wait. I just realized.

"ARGHH!" I yell out.

The monsters backed away from me.

"S-Sir?" The man says.

"M-M-MY CURE!"

"You're what?"

"MY CURE DOESN'T WORK!"

Earlier I touched one of the monsters and they didn't cure.

"Your cure? Did you drop something? Some ingredient for a healing potion perhaps?"

"I-I don't know about that second part, but usually when I come into contact with an infected individual, they get cured of the pestilence!"

"The what?"

"The scourge! The great dying! Y'know the uhh... Never the less, it failed!"

I sit down on the cave floor rocking back and forth.

"Uhh... I don't know about this 'great dying' disease is but I know we can't get it." The man says.

"W-what- sniff -do you mean?"

"It's because we're already dead."

Huh?

[106]

I awaken in a field of flowers, with a clear open sky above me. 'How did I get here?' I ask myself. But I guess it didn't really matter. The Foundation will find me and bring me back using some bait, and it will always work. I don't really mind, it's just that the whole process gets repetitive. I sheep comes up to me and WOAH WOAH WOAH. THAT IS NO SHEEP I'VE EVER SEEN. The whole thing was blocky but looked natural at the same time. I stand up, eyeing my prey. I grab the beast's face and it started to burn and melt away. As this was happening the sheep flickered red for each second I did so, until it burst into dust. This isn't the world I've known to live in. I look around and see a town near a rushing waterfall. I guess I can play with a few more people.

I walk over to the village and I can see people walking the streets, they weren't blocky though, like that sheep. One of them looks at me, and from behind her back pulls out a scythe and points it at me.

"Aha! Look everyone! A Zombie!"

The people look around and stare at me in horror except for the one girl.

"I keep this Village safe you know! So if you're gonna get to them, you'll have to get through me first!" She says confidently in a pose.

I smile. I challenger hmm? Well, I better show some... examples, to the rest of her friends. The people are cheering on the girl, she's probably the protector of this town.

"Dealing with Zombies are for the Golems! Not a farmer like you!" An old lady comes out of the crowd.

"But moooooommm"

"No buts!"

A large Steel Golem emerges from the town and stares at me with the intent to remove me. It charges at me with it's brute strength. I step to to side as it was ramming and grab it's shoulder. It shook me violently but I held on. I moved across the back of the creature and grabbed the other arm's shoulder. Grabbing both sides of the beast from behind is giving me an advantage. The beast jumped onto it's back crushing me and my ribs. It's a lot more intelligent than I thought this thing would be. But I have never lost, not planning to. I phase through the floor beneath the tin can.

The Golem rises up from the ground and sees a sludgy puddle of black liquid. The people observing started cheering before quickly returning to walk to working. But then they hear something. They look back and see a rotted old man rise from the floor beneath them.

"AHHHHHHH!" The old lady screamed seeing me rising.

The Golem came rushing over at mach speed, and raised it's arms above it's head right as I fully rise. I form a terrifying look in my eyes and jump up into the air.

"For a Zombie, he's got some reflexes." One of the bystanders say.

I land back towards the giant an kick at a massive force, knocking it's right arm off completely. The people looked shocked. I land down safely onto the ground and strike a Jojo style pose. The beast then falls apart into many consecutive parts.

You see: When I grabbed onto the giant Golem, it wasn't for attacking, but it was to weaken and rust it's body!

I then melt the body into a mass of iron and shape it into a throne.

Just fit for a king.

I turn around towards the people. All of them start running, even the one girl from earlier. This is now MY town!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!