Narrator: In a fast food restaurant…
Weiss: Kiss it. Kiss it.
Blake kisses a woman's hand.
Narrator: In a public park…
Weiss: We're looking to get signatures for a good cause. It's for "Adult Virgins Not by Choice."
Narrator: And in a warehouse store…
Ruby: Next woman when you turn around, yell MILF alert.
Weiss turns to see the woman and groans.
Cut to images of a restaurant and then to the girls wearing uniforms, standing in front of it.
Weiss: We are at White Castle! We're gonna be working the register and we're gonna be trying to get tips, but it's not gonna be easy.
Blake: Because the rest of us will be downstairs, telling you what you gotta say and do.
Ruby: We're gonna be the worst workers of all time. And if you don't get a tip, you lose.
Ruby's turn
A male customer walks in.
Ruby: How are you?
Customer: Good. One double cheese.
Ruby: Okay.
Costumer: Four white castles, and a small soda.
Blake: Scream the order back to him.
Ruby: SO THAT'S ONE DOUBLE WHITE CASTLE! FOUR WHITE CASTLE BURGERS! AND A SMALL DRINK!
The customer nods, confused.
Ruby: STAYING IN?!
Costumer: Staying.
Ruby: STAYING!
The costumer uses his credit card to pay for it.
Ruby: WAITING FOR CARD AUTHORIZATION!
Blake: Approved!
Ruby: APPROVED! BA-BOOM!
Cut to Ruby now serving a different customer.
Customer: Four double cheeseburgers.
Yang: Don't look at the guy.
Ruby turns her head to her right as she speaks.
Ruby: How many cheeseburgers?
Customer: Four double cheeseburgers.
Ruby: Four. (Ruby turns to her left) And what's your name?
Customer: Gary. (Ruby turns back to her right)
Ruby: Okay, and a beverage?
Gary follows her gaze, trying to figure out what she's looking at.
Gary: Ummmm. A bottle of water.
Ruby turns back to her left.
Ruby: Just one bottle of water?
Gary: Yes.
Ruby turns to look at the camera as the man drops some coins in the tip cup. Ruby, still looking at the camera reaches out to shake his hand.
Ruby: Thank you for the tip Gary.
Thumbs up.
Weiss' turn
A couple of old woman approach the counter.
Weiss: Hello. How are you?
Old Lady 1: Good.
Blake: Rhyme everything they ask for.
Weiss: Are you kidding me?
Old Lady 1: I need seven cheeseburgers.
Weiss: Seven schmeeseburgers.
Old Lady 1: Onion Rings.
Weiss: Bunion Schmings.
Old Lady 2: And five cheese sticks.
Weiss: So that's seven schmeeseburgers, one bunion dings, and one five piece bleeze blitz.
This draws a chuckle out of one of the old women. Then Weiss decides it's time for a tip.
Weiss: We do accept blips if you liked the service?
One of the old ladies shakes her head, not giving anything up.
Thumbs down
Blake's turn
A woman approaches the counter.
Ruby: Tell her my boyfriend thinks it's appropriate I work here.
Blake: My boyfriend thinks it's appropriate I work here.
Ruby: …cause he's hung like a slider.
Blake: …cause he's hung like a slider.
The woman raises her eyebrows at this. Camera cut and we see a different woman walking in now, holding her elbow as she walks in.
Yang: Blake, flirt with this woman.
Blake: Are you okay?
Woman: Yeah.
Blake: Did you hurt your arm?
Woman: Yeah.
Blake grabs the woman's arm to look it over.
Blake: Let me see. Where'd you bang it? Here? Oh, you actually have a bruise from it.
Woman: I'm very delicate.
Weiss: Kiss it.
Blake does so and kisses the bruised spot. Blake has taken the order and runs it back.
Weiss: Six cheeseburgers for my sugar momma.
Blake: Six cheeseburgers for my sugar momma. Three cheese ring sandwiches-
Weiss: For my booboo bear. (This one makes Blake roll her eyes)
Blake: For my booboo bear. (The woman simply nods)
Yang: Say this order comes with a kitten.
Blake: This order comes with a kitten too.
Yang: Wink.
Blake winks, albeit a bit awkwardly and gets a laugh out of the woman.
Fem Customer: Okay, that'll work.
Blake: I'll tell you there's a tip jar there if you feel we've had exceptional service. (The woman ponders it for a moment)
Fem Customer: I need my change, I gotta do laundry. (Blake looks defeated, but the woman digs into her wallet) I'll give you a dollar. (Blake smiles)
Blake: Thank you very much ma'am.
Thumbs up
Yang's turn
Customer: Let me get two pulled pork sandwiches.
Yang: $8.82.
Blake: Freeze.
Yang stands completely still, holding the dollar out in front of her face as a timer appears at the bottom of the screen.
Blake: Hold it. Don't move a muscle.
Yang stays like this for 15 second before the girls start laughing.
Blake: This guy doesn't know what to do.
Weiss: What is he thinking?
Another 15 seconds goes by, and a hint at a smile creeps on Yang's face as she tries to hold in her laughter.
Blake: Don't laugh Yang!
Ruby: He just keeps looking back left and right at no one.
Weiss: He's not saying anything!
Ruby: This guy is not winning this! (Ruby grabs the mic out of Blake's hand and yells into it) HOLD! HOOOOOOLD!
Blake: This guy is not talking!
At 1 minute, the girls finally let Yang free.
Ruby: Okay go. (Yang grabs some change and hands it to him)
Yang: Thank you.
Customer: Thank you.
Blake: Oh my God.
Cut to a man wearing a bandana approaching the counter.
Ruby: Alright Yang, talk in old English.
Yang: (changing her accent) Good morning sir and welcome to the castle of white! (The guy chuckles)
Man: Get me uhh-
Yang: What is thou craving? Bring it to me and I shall slay it!
Man: Two hamburgers.
Yang: Two burgers of ham!
Man: Two cheeseburgers.
Yang: Two burgers of cheese!
Man: (imitating her tone) And it's free!
Yang: Your wit sir, is legendary!
Man: Alright, what's the damage?
Yang presses some buttons on the register and appears to have messed something up.
Yang: Tis confusion.
The customer cracks up as Yang turns to another worker offscreen.
Yang: Squire! (The other worker walks over to fix the register as Yang points out the tip cup) Sir?
Man: Here's 52 cents.
Yang: The most generous lord in all the land!
Thumbs up
Loserboard
Ruby: 0
Weiss: 1
Blake: 0
Yang: 0
Yang: These days it seems like everybody's got a cause.
Blake: So today, we are trying to get signatures for our fake causes.
Weiss: But the catch is, we don't know what the causes are. We haven't seen these because we've written our causes for each other.
Yang: (To Weiss) I've written some horrific ones for you my friend.
Blake: The goal is to get as many signatures as we can. Whoever gets the least amount of signatures loses.
Weiss' turn
Weiss walks over to a woman.
Weiss: Excuse me, we're looking to get signatures for a good cause. It's for.. oh god. It's for "Adult Virgins Not By Choice." So basically, I'm a virgin and not by choice cause I'd like to do something with a man. (The woman signs her petition)
Woman: Get some girl. (The other members of Team RWBY laugh at this)
Cut to Weiss talking with a man now.
Weiss: It's to "Stop Discrimination against women with micro boobies like myself."
Man: What does that mean? Small boobs? (Weiss resists the urge to say well duh)
Weiss: Yes. (She catches him staring at her chest before he laughs)
Man: Okay yeah, I'll sign.
Weiss: Thank you.
Man: I didn't know there was discrimination against that.
Weiss: Yeah, you wouldn't believe it with us ladies.
Cut to Weiss speaking with another woman.
Weiss: This is a petition against "that bitch Irene." (The woman lets out a laugh) Ummm. She's a bitch, just trust me.
The woman signs and Weiss raises her fist towards the sky in a vengeful manner.
Weiss: Irene!
3 Signatures
Blake's turn
Blake: The cause is called "Enough With This Rain Already." Because it's been raining like nonstop.
Guy: The rain from the sky?
Blake: Yes.
Guy: Like the water that falls from the clouds?
Blake: Just enough with it already. Especially for me, I hate the rain.
The hidden meaning to this sentence being that she's a cat faunus.
Guy: But I like the rain.
Now cut to Blake speaking to an old lady.
Blake: This cause is for "People that wanna have sex with the person of their choosing on their birthday."
Oldie: That's disgusting. (She says before walking away)
0 Signatures
Ruby's turn
Ruby: Hey, do you have a few minutes to talk about a cause.
Man: Yeah, sure. What is it?
Ruby: It's to "Allow Whites in the Military." (The man raises an eyebrow)
Man: Allow whites?
Ruby: In the military yeah.
Man: Whites are in the military so why would I need to sign a petition? (Ruby just holds out the pen and paper out to the man) No. I'm not signing something like that. That's what's killing our Kingdom. We're waving our dick everywhere while- (Ruby cuts him off)
Ruby: Well I just wanna get more white dicks. (Yang breaks out into a fit laughter)
Ruby approaches two people, a man and woman.
Ruby: Would you two like to help me out? Sign a petition? It's to "Ban Camel-Toe."
Now the rest of the girls, including Weiss begin laughing. Shockingly, Ruby gets the girl to sign.
Ruby: That's it. We need more women behind the cause. Keep the camel-toes in the zoo. Know what I'm saying?
1 Signature
Yang's turn
Yang is speaking to an older lady.
Yang: Trust me, this is a very good cause. It's to "Allow people to date their first cousins."
The woman doesn't say anything, but she gives Yang a judging look.
Yang: You gotta see my first cousin. (The woman walks away, disgusted) Like you've never wanted to bone your cousin.
Yang now tries her luck a guy.
Yang: This cause is the-
The man reads it over her shoulder and then walks away shaking his head.
Yang: "The Public Restroom Masturbation Act."
Now Yang stands there defeated, and decides to just stop. She drops the clipboard and the pen on the ground as the other girls laugh away.
FORFEIT
Loserboard
Ruby: 0
Weiss: 1
Blake: 1
Yang: 1