A/N - Well... This was an ordeal to get out, but I have finally done it. Teas RWBY + PNR + Oscar, Ozpin, Qrow and Winter react to 'So this is basically RWBY'.

- And sorry, in advance, if its a little hard to read at first.

JAUNE: RUBBY is a smash hit internet show starring 3D anime girls smacking each other (Epic clash between Ruby and Cinder in front of the Remnants shattered moon) which somehow got popular despite its initial budget of 7 dollars. (Epic clash turns into a crude crayon drawing)

Ozpin turned to face the author. ''Care to explain?''

''Well... think of the universe your in as a parallel universe of my own creation. Also known as a 'Fanon' universe or an 'AU'. Where as the world Jaune is talking about is the original universe or the 'Canon' universe, created by a whole team of authors, or writers as they're technically referred to as. But really the only difference is that in my world, I'm able to change and influence minor or major events as I please.''

''So, wait. Do we call you an author or a writer now?'' Asked Ren. ''Because when you first brought us here, you called yourself an author.''

''I'm still technically an author. As with all my changes and additions to your world, I created your world as an answer my own issues with the Canon universe. Where as said Canon universe was written and created by a whole team of authors-or writers-not just for themselves, but for the others, who would both read and watch it, who're known as the 'viewers' or 'readers'

''I don't get it.'' Nora complained.

''Me neither.'' Ruby added.

''Ok I think I speak for the benefit of everyone when I ask that we please don't ask to many questions about whatever we're watching.''' Ozpin interrupted. ''I'm afraid that any questions we ask will only raise further questions and cause confusion.''

JAUNE: (Locker airdrops into a snowy field filled with Grimm) The world is filled with monstrous creatures called 'Grimm' and mankind's only hope for survival are the huntsman. A group of warriors who fight for the people, (Huntsman appears with a tuba) using such sensible weapons as a tuba (Blows into the Tuba) that is also a gun. (Fires shotgun round out of the tuba)

''I'm worried that huntsman weapons nowadays are becoming to ridiculous and over the top.'' Ozpin lamented.

''I know. A vast majority of weapons nowadays also have the ability to either turn into guns or at least shoot some sort of ammunition.'' Said Winter.

''Yeah, it was cool at first, but now its been done to death.'' Qrow lamented.

''Yes, I remember a time were huntsman only used conventional weapons such as swords, spears, and bows and arrows.'' Ozpin reminisced. Like an old man remembering his glory days.

JAUNE: (Shows Silhouettes of each member of team RWBY) Team Rude Bees-

''First team RUBBY and know team Rude Bees? Is Jaune being passive aggressive or is he that stupid?'' Weiss asked incredulously.

''Actually; neither. The author or writer-whatever you want to call them-who made the source material for this, along with several other viewers and reader really don't care much about the series. Which is essentially all your adventures. From enrolling at Beacon, to the Vytal Festival, to team Qrow, Pyrrha and team RNJR's pilgrimage to Mistral-especially the pilgrimage to Mistral-to your journey to Atlas.''

''Well, why exactly don't people like it?'' Oscar asked.

''Keep watching and you'll find out for yourself.''

JAUNE (CONTINUED): -is a team of four girls learning how to be huntresses. (Ruby appears) Ruby is the leader of team Rude Bees which isn't confusing at all. She's a protagonist who puts the pedal to the medal and also has as secret Deus ex Machina. (Ruby's eyes glow silver)

''Well... He's not wrong.'' Said Blake.

''What does Deus Ex Machina mean anyway?'' Ruby asked. ''I mean, I did come up in the last thing we watched.''

''Is when a seemingly impossible issue or problem is just magically solved. No matter how hopeless it may seem.'' Weiss summarized.

''Usually complimented by bullshit main character powers.'' Sun added, jokingly.

JAUNE: (Ruby kneeling in front of Summers grave) She also has a dead mom, who Monty Oum; our lord and savior and the main writer who created our world, added at the last possible minute, on a whim.

She knew Ozpin just warned her against asking questions. But in regards to her mother, she had to ask. ''Um... What did he mean by that?''

''... Well, seeing how much your mom means to you, be lucky your from my fanon universe. Because another change I made is that I kept your mom alive, where as in the original timeline, she's killed long before the story even begins.''

That... Kind of answered her question, but what she wanted to know was 'What did he mean by 'Added at the last moment on a whim'? But after the authors answer, she was afraid to pry any further into it.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): Because RUBBY's writing likes to fly by the seat of its oversized clown pants. (Ruby looks up to see Cardin, floating in the air VIA. oversized clown pants)

Cue snickers from the audience.

JAUNE: (Weiss appears) WHIIIINES is a standard hoity toity rich girl and Ruby's best friend, (Snaps fingers and freezes Ruby's head in a block of ice) who hates her. Her special fight is (Wrestling bell dings as the White Fang lieutenant stands triumphantly over Weiss) losing every fight she's ever been involved with.

''Hey!'' Weiss yelled, indignantly.

''Well, he's not wrong.'' Said Blake.

Yang scoffed in amusement. ''Which part? Where Weiss hates Ruby or where she loses every fight she's ever been involved in?''

''Both.''

Weiss growled. ''I'll have out know that Ruby and I get along much more smoothly now! And I've won plenty of fights!''

''While that may be, Ozpin's been informing me about your progress at Beacon. And I must say, as... Eccentric as she may be, I was rather disappointed with how you were treating your partner and fellow classmates.'' Said Winter.

''And granted, you've won plenty of fights. But those're usually fights against Grimm, or fights where you have your team backing you or fights where your fighting Grimm with your team backing you. But you don't have the best track record when fighting actual opponents by Lonesome.'' Said Ozpin, adding insult to injury.

Weiss was offended, but kept her mouth shut. It world be pointless to argue with her sister or Ozpin, let alone both of them.

JAUNE: (Blake appears) Bland is secretly an alley cat (Blakes bow disappears) which is fitting because she belongs in the garbage. (A banana peel appears to replace the bow)

Many of the 'children' in the audience had to stifle their laughter, much Blakes ire. They wanted to laugh, but feared that it would be in poor taste. Given how a majority of humans view faunus.

''Why are you laughing!?'' Asked Blake, accusingly.

''Well, back at Beacon, you were never the most... optimistic teammate.'' Said Yang. ''That sounded a lot better in my head...''

''What that supposed to mean?''

''She's talking about when you were at Beacon. How you pushed everyone away and were literally running yourself into the ground investigating leads on the White Fang. And you refused any form of help because since you were Adams former partner, you saw it as your sworn duty to take them down. Alone. Without any help.''

''Well... He's not wrong.'' Said Ruby.

Blake wanted to retort, both to the author and to Ruby but she had to admit, they both had a point. Her ears flattened against her head as she just turned back to the screen.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): Humans are racist against the leguz like Bland because they don't know how many ears they're supposed to have.

Sun knew he shouldn't but he couldn't help but let out a laugh. Earning himself some questionable looks.

''Hey, it's not in poor taste when I laugh. I'm a faunus too.''

JAUNE ARC (CONTINUED): Do they have human ears? (Shows Sun with regular people ears) Animal ears? (Shows Kali's cat ears) Neither? (Shows the... Ears...? Of what is most likely a fish or lizard faunus) Both? (Shows Velvet, who clearly has both human and rabbit ears) Why do only some of them have tails?

''Ok, now those are actually good questions.'' Said Qrow.

As Blake wanted to snap at him, neither she or anyone else could actually answer that question. Why exactly did Blake have only cat ears and no cat tail; why did Adam only have bull horns and no bull tail; why did Velvet only have rabbit ears and no bunny puff rabbit tail.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): That's not fair. How would you feel if humans just randomly changed how many arms we have? (Yang appears and her robot arm falls off) Oops...

Yang's eyes narrowed.

''Ok, now that was in poor taste.'' Said Qrow.

Nobody laughed.

JAUNE: (Team RWBY at Beacon Academy) Follow their exiting adventures at Beacon Academy. But don't (Members of Team RWBY all frown) as our world introduces a million other Characters, (Team CFVY, Goodwitch, Sun, Ciel and Emerald appear) doesn't develop any of them, and then the school blows up. (Frowns turn into expressions of horror as Beacon blows up)

''Wait. Does anyone know what happened to the other students after the Fall of Beacon?'' Asked Ruby.

''...''

Their silence said it all.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): But the show isn't all about the characters. (Piece of rubble slams into the camera) (Cuts to a mural/chalk drawing/graffiti art of Neptune saying 'I'm here to eat up screen time and accomplish nothing!') Boy is it not about the characters.

''Hey, I've accomplished things!'' Neptune cried indignantly. ''... Right...?''

''...''

Their silence said it all. And to really drive the point home. Sun felt the need to give his condolences. ''I'm sorry man...''

JAUNE (CONTINUED): Its about the over the top spectacle fighting. (Wall shatters, cutting to Yang's fight with Mercury) Or they would if they constantly accompanied by non stop butt metal. (Cuts to Flynt Coal playing the trumpet)

JAUNE: Outside of the fights, the animation is pretty shakey mistakey. (Still drawings of Ruby, Weiss and Penny begin glitching out) There's so much clipping and clapping that one could easily mistake them for a horse. (Weiss and Ruby turn into ponies) And the lip flap mocap (Zooms in on Penny who has a wooden puppet mouth which eventually falls off) looks like it was done by a bass on a wall.

''Ok, Mr Arc's... tangent. Is starting to get a tad offensive, now.'' Said Ozpin.

''I think that's the point, Oz.'' Said Qrow. ''The kid is basically pointing out everything that's wrong about... Whatever the hell this is...''

JAUNE: (An androgynous ghostly figure waves to the audience) Everyone's got a magic fight power called a 'semblance'. (Figure is replaced with Pyrrha) Take my partner for example: Pyrrha! (A pile of flags appears behind her) A prodigy with so many death flags, she might as well be communicating in semaphore. (Using death flags to communicate in semaphore) Her semblance is magnets, so she can collect more death flags. (Unconsciously begins collecting more death flags)

''Ok, I have several question's.'' Pyrrha asked nervously.

''Hmm... I guess It won't cause too much confusion. See, your semblance being represented by many death flags is a reference to your Canon Universe counterpart, who was unfortunately and needlessly killed in her fight against Cinder.''

Pyrrha was taken aback. ''I... Died?''

''Yep.''

''Hold on.'' Weiss interrupted. ''What do you mean by unfortunate? And needlessly?''

''Unfortunately is because unlike your universe were Ruby pulled of a 'Big damn heroes' moment and literally cleaved Cinder in half, in what will go down as one of the most disturbing yet epic moments of hunting ever. Whereas in the Canon Universe, Pyrrha gets an arrow through the heart and dies. And unnecessary because-aside from giving Jaune some much needed character development, Pyrrha's death is pretty pointless. Dozens upon hundreds of people still die, both civilian and huntsman in training. Beacon Academy-which is literally a beacon of hope for all of Vale-ironically, becomes a beacon for all Grimm in Vale to close in on. Just about everything that happens in your world, after the Battle of Beacon still happens in the Canon Universe.''

The surprising thing was that nobody could muster up a response. You'd expect everyone to react in horror, but no. They were taken a back, sure. But that was a lot of information to unload at once, and it all took place in a different universe, making the events more like a scary thought for them. Like, what if instead of what actually happened, all this much scarier stuff happened instead.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): There's also Adam! (Pyrrha frowns as Adam appear on all fours, gnawing on her sash like a rabid dog) Who's semblance is being a gigantic douche.

Everyone laughed or at least took some sort of amusement at Jaune's clear jab at Adam.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): But remember. Semblances aren't magic! (Twinkling noises as dust rains from the sky like snow, while Weiss proudly brandishes Myrtenaster) You can also augment your powers with dust. A special powder which lets you use magic. ('Twang' sound effect as dust stops raining) But that's not magic Either. (Roman and Neo appear and Weiss is tied up. Neo sitting on a crate while Roman uses Weiss as an arm rest)

Many members of the audience were amused by Weiss' hilarious and genuinely adorable expression, much to the latter's ire. What with the her face, red with embarrassment. And her cheeks, puffed out in a frown. (*)

JAUNE (CONTINUED): The villains spend two whole volumes stealing dust until the authors forget about (Roman and Neo's smugness turns to confusion as all the dust disappears) it and never bring it up again. (Confusion turns into amusement) of I'd say they magically forgot but that couldn't be it because magic doesn't exist.

''I'm sorry but I don't think they just forgot about it.'' Argued Ren. ''They can't be that inconsistent.''

''Yes, its easy to believe but they actually had a reason for forgetting about that plot point. Because after the first two seasons into season three, its the start of the Vytal Festival. And i'm pretty sure you all know what happens after that.''

JAUNE (CONTINUED): (Cinder appears, brandishing a fireball) OH MY GOD, MAGIC DOES EXIST!?

ROMAN: (Now even more confused than before) But wait, what makes magic different from semblances and dust?

CINDER: Good question... They forgot that too.

That's a good question; When you think about it. Its obvious that dust isn't magic because unlike magic, dust is a finite resource. But what makes magic different from semblances. They seem so fundementally similar.

JAUNE: Maybe the answer lies in 'World of Remnant'! (Cuts to Ren and Nora in Ooblecks class) The Robbie rotten side series, also written by the authors who created our world, where they attempt to answer some of the many, many questions (Writing falls the chalkboard and the walls around the chalkboard) they think our world doesn't have time for. (Ooblecks begins flipping shit)

''Must be a lot of stuff if they have to create a whole other thing for it.'' Said Qrow.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): Because the best way to do world building is to ignore everything the first time and then give the viewers homework... (Hundreds of papers rain down and fill the screen)

''No! That is absolutely not they best way to do it!'' Sun argued, defiantly. With backing from all the other students + Qrow.

JAUNE: There's also BRUBBY-Chibi! (A Chibi Sun and Neptune pop out of and slide down the paper mountain. Both are wearing junior detective moustaches)

''Aw, they even made a Chibi series of us!'' Ruby gushed.

''Hey, were in our junior detective get ups.'' Sun gushed, even though their 'get ups' consist of just fake moustache.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): An entirely different world, again, created by the authors who created our world, which actually uses the characters better than in our own world... Yeah, try and wrap your head around that. (Qrow impatiently tapping his foot and looking at a watch in the abandoned ruins of Kuroyuri) Spend what seems like forever, waiting for the plot to move forward until team kanga-RWBY (Chibi team RWBY appear, nestled in the pouch of a mother kangaroo)-

Team RWBY gushed at the Chibi team RWBY. And the mother kangaroo. And the them Chibi RWBY nestled inside the mother kangaroo's pouch.

JAUNE (CONTINUED): -joins up with Ozpin. (Ozpin appears) An immortal reincarnated into the body of a (Oscar replaces Ozpin) little baby. His goal is to save the world from (Salem appears) mommy salami. (Pre Grimm Salem falls into the pit) An evil witch who fell into the oozy jacuzzi~ and got really mad. (Grimmified Salem appears with generic scream sound effect)

Everyone laughed and smiled at the not so subtle jab at Salem. Making her look more like a gag villian than the queen of darkness they knew her as.

JAUNE: (Covers for the first three volumes of RWBY appear, connected VIA: chains. Ruby is on volume one. Weiss is on volume two. Yang is on volume three) The best way to watch Roombas is to think of the first three volumes as one long season, (Cuts to Lil' Miss Malachite in Mistral. With the covers of volumes four and five in a speech bubble. Blake is on volume four while Oscar is on volume five) then have a friend tell you what happens in volumes four and five so you don't have to watch them, because they're garbage. (Her expression turns smug as volumes four and five are replaced with a trashcan and bag of garbage respectively) Speaking of garbage-which is a Segway I could put anywhere in this video...

''Who's that?'' Ruby asked.

''Oh, that's just some fat hooker, Cinder met on her own journey through Mistral''

''I get the feeling she's another character they just forgot about.'' Oscar mused.

''Yeah, she only appeared in one chapter, in volume four. Arguably, he worst volume in the entire series. They tried to tie her into the Canon, by having her be he mother of Melanie and Malita Malachite but they never did anything beyond that.''

''And one more question. What does he mean by 'volumes'? Specifically volumes four and five.''

''Essentially each volume consists of an entire section of the main casts adventures. Volumes one and two consist of the characters lives at Beacon Academy. Volume three is about the Vytal Festival and the battle of beacon. And volumes four and five are about team JNRR + Pyrrha's journey through Mistral, and the reunion of team RWBY. Which are often seen as the two volumes where the series seriously loss its way.''

JAUNE: (Cuts to Ozpin looking all foreboding and mysterious) The writers desperately want you to think that Ozpins as morally grey as his hair. (Ozpin gains an anime-esque sweat drop) But they also forget to have him actually do anything evil.

''Well, thats subjective.'' Qrow corrected.

Ozpin didn't know wether to feel offended by that remark.

RUBY: Uncle Qrow. What exactly did Ozpin do that was so bad?

QROW: You don't get it kid. (Begins looking rather unhinged) Ozpin gave me the power to turn into a bird.

RUBY: Is that... Is that a bad thing? Are-are you cursed?

QROW: No, nah, I can do whatever I want. (Sound of bones crackling and popping as he moves) And I can change back. (Turns to face Ruby) Whenever I want.

RUBY: I don't get it. That sounds exclusively beneficial.

QROW: (Gets in Ruby's personal space) No! You don't get it Ruby. (Gets closer while looking rather deranged) I can turn into a bird Ruby! (Gets even closer while looking incredibly deranged) I can turn into a BIRD!

RUBY: I-I don't get it! Why is that bad!?

QROW: (In crow form) #WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR! EARLY IN THE MORNIN'!#

RUBY: Uncle Qrow! Please stop! (*)

''STRANGER DANGER!'' Nora shrieked.

Ren didn't even reprimand her. Qrow was giving of some seriously creepy vibes, right there.

Qrow just took a deep breath to calm himself.

Many others laughed at Qrow's deranged and numerous facial expressions during that scene, much to his ire. Even Ozpin smiled, but for a different reason. While the power t turn into a bird may be exclusively beneficial now. Back when Ozpin first gave him that ability, he could only turn just his head or his body into hat of a bird. So, he was left walking around with a giant crows head, on his human body. Or he'd have his human sized head on an average sized crows body.

JAUNE: BLRLRLRLRWBY's (Cuts to Ruby gesturing to a cork board labelled 'wasted potential') problem is that they throw in every cool idea they have (Ruby pours gasline onto the now burning corkboard) and then don't develop any of them. (Jinn and Oobleck appear) Why advance the plot or talk to people? (Their mouths are taped shut) That's dumb. Hell, my favourite character and secret waifu is the only one who doesn't talk. (Neo pops out of a file cabinet)

''Do people even ship Jaune x Neo, nowadays?'' Ozpin thought.

Pyrrha didn't say anything. She just hugged her knees to her chest, solemnly. First a rabbit girl and now a pint sized mute criminal? And in the last thing they watched-while it was implied-Jaune and Velvet weren't actually together. But here, he straight up said that Neo was his waifu.

Yang's eyes turned red though. ''Seriously!? The ice cream midget!?''

Ruby just looked downtrodden.

''Wow. I... I don't even know how to respond to that.'' Weiss admitted.

''You'd be surprised how popular Neo is among the fandom. And how many people actually pair Jaune with her."

JAUNE (CONTINUED): But I'm excited to see how the viewers ruin her. Sometimes not talking (Ruby's mouth is taped shut) is the best way to advance a character.(Yang and Blake appear) Like Yang and Bland who (Their mouths are taped shut) not talked their way into being girlfriends (They blush as they hold hands), (An mob of bumblebee fans appear, wearing bumblebee themed clothing and holding signs declaring their love for the bumblebee ship) because the fanbase was so insistent on it (An author of the series appears amongst all the fans) that the writers just gave up, I guess.

''Why does he keep calling me Bland!? My names Blake!'' Blake yelled, indignantly.

Yang wanted to say something but nothing came out. How would you react to people romantically shipping you and a close friend/teammate?

Ozpin didn't say anything but he felt a foreboding presence coming from... Somewhere... Unbeknownst to him, it was due to the sheer levels of salt and butthurt of dozens of Bumblebee ship fans being triggered beyond he point of no return.

JAUNE: (Weiss appears, gushing and fantasizing over something) I can't wait for volume sevens equally well earned moment where (Heavenly chime plays as Roman Torchwicks ghost appears) Weiss finally hooks up with Torchwick's ghost.

You'd expect Weiss to indignantly deny any sort of attraction to a criminal like Roman. But by this point, everyone knows that its all supposed to be in jest. That or they just decided is for the best to not become to invested in whatever this is. (The actual RWBY cast reacting to the actual RWBY web series)

''So, I take it Roman died as well during the Canon timeline?'' Blake asked.

''Yes, he did.''

QROW: (Qrow appears and ruins Weiss' moment) OH, I get it. You want some real emotional investment? (Grabs Weiss and looks her dead in the eyes, while looking incredibly deranged. Weiss is visibly uncomfortable) Did you know my sister and I were CURSED to be BIRDS!?

RUBY: (A desperate Ruby appears) Uncle Qrow! Please stop!

QROW: (In crow form) WHY IS MY NAME SPELLED WITH A 'Q'!

''Uncle Qrow. Why is your name spelled with a 'Q'?'' Ruby asked.

A/N - And B.T.W. In this story. Pyrrha and Ozpin did NOT die during the battle of beacon. I'm pretty sure I've already said that but here's a reminder.

-Roman does not die during the battle of beacon either because I-and I believe many of you too-found Roman suddenly being eaten by a Nevermore super anti-climactic. In my opinion, they could've done great things with Romans character in volumes 4-6 if they kept him alive. (And if any of you are wondering, Roman surviving means Neo does not join Cinder.)

-Ruby's mom is also alive because this isn't based on Canon, and she is one of my favourite protagonists and I couldn't bear to write her going the mind fuck that is her mom being dead from the beginning, due to some one off suggestion.

-(*) - To see Weiss' and Qrow's facial expressions during those two scenes. Watch the actual video 'So this is basically RWBY' by Jelloapocalypse.