Hey guys, gals and non-binary pals! I'm here with something different for you. This is the first of many one-shots that were born out of completely craziness and boredom. Usually, I come up with it when talking to someone else, so I'll give credit or a shout out. Today's shout out goes to my little brother who asked me when he was first reading the books a couple months again on why didn't Percy unfriend everyone once he heard the prophecy. If he had no friends then no one can betray him, right? Well I hope you enjoy this and feel free to suggest something else. I love writing this.

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you fail to save what matters most in the end.

Chiron's and Grover's gaze was burning into Percy. Percy didn't want to confess, he didn't want to disappoint them. Why start a quest you were destined to fail?

But he didn't want to lie to them. So he told them the last two lines.

Chiron looked sad as if he already knew what was going to happen. It was obvious he was focused on the last line.

But Grover, wonderful awesome Grover, was thinking about the second the last line, saying rapidly. "I wouldn't you betray you, Percy...or what if I already did? What if the betrayal was not getting to camp earlier or not saving your- I'm sorry! I'm such a horrible satyr! A horrible friend!"

"Don't worry, Grover, you're a great friend! I know you wouldn't betray me, it would have to be someone else." Percy tries to soothe Grover.

Percy didn't want to lose Grover or anyone. It's been long since he had a friend, especially someone who called him a friend. Most of the time, he would scare them away through the strange occurrences or by putting his foot in his mouth.

Then it hit him. "Grover, Chiron, wait a second. If I have no friends, then no one can betray me." Percy says in amazement.

"Percy, I don't think that's how it w-" Chiron tries to say but Percy cuts him off by standing up, poking his head out the door and yelling.

"HEY CAMP HALF-BLOOD. A FRIEND IS DESTINED TO BETRAY ME SO I AM UNFRIENDING EVERYONE WHO EVEN HAD THE SLIGHTEST THOUGHT OF BEING MY FRIEND!"

Confused, kids from various places around camp start looking towards the Big House. Some of them amused, others annoyed. And it's only going to get worse from there. Percy is starting to name people.

"SORRY GROVER, BUT YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! CAN'T RISK IT. ANNABETH I KNOW YOU HATE ME, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, I'M UNFRIENDING YOU. RIVALS WORK THOUGH"

"HERMES CABIN WHILE YOU GUYS BEEN OKAY, EVERYONE IS BEING UNFRIENDED. LUKE, CONNER, TRAVIS, THAT MEANS YOU TOO. NONE OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!"

"CLARISSE AND ARES CABIN. NOT THAT IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT ALL OF YOU ARE NOT EVER TO BE MY FRIENDS. THANK YOU!"

"APOLLO CABIN, SORRY, NOT BEING YOUR FRIEND! SAME FOR APHRODITE AND ATHENA THOUGH ATHENA HATES ME ANYWAYS SO NO CHANCE THERE!"

"CASTOR AND POLLUX, NOT MY FRIENDS EITHER. HEPHAESTUS KIDS, SORRY NOPE!"

"DEMETER CABINS AREN'T MY FRIENDS EITHER, SORRY NOT SORRY KATIE."

Percy pauses to breath. "AM I MISSING ANYONE? WELL JUST IN CASE, THE REST OF YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND EIT-"

Finally, someone thinks to cover Percy's mouth, Annabeth just shoves him back into his chair and tells him. "That was a stupid move, Seaweed Brain. But I admit, it somewhat makes sense in a seaweed brain way."

Chiron actually sighs and says. "Calm down kids. Now that the damage has been done, how about you get your supplies and start your quest before the other campers or their godly parents get angry."

Once the golden tri- Sorry, wrong fandom. Once the three not-friends start their quest, a certain Hermes kid is visited by a certain Titan.

"Did you ensure that the bolt would get to me?" The Titan asks in a threatening tone that promised death and other severe punishments if told otherwise.

"Sorry, sir. But I can't" Luke answers while bowing low. Percy was smart. After the stunt he pulled, Luke has a hard time betraying his not-friend.

"WHY NOT?!" Kronos booms, sounding like his son for a second. Don't tell anyone Luke thought that.

"Because the oracle foretold that he'll be betrayed by a friend. Percy unfriended everyone at camp, even named many people including me. Since I'm no longer his friend, I can't betray him." Luke explains.

Kronos is furious but even he can't argue such logic. "Very well, surely that boy has some friends. I'll use a mortal if I have to…"

"I'm pretty sure he unfriended everyone he knows." Luke hesitantly says.

A few minutes of a lot of ancient greek swearing and Titan raging, there's an unexplainable hole where Percy once slept in the Hermes Cabin. Luke has absolutely no idea how it got there, none at all.

Thanks for reading. As I said, feel free to give suggestions or review. Constructive criticism is always appreciate. Have a nice day/night!