Dark rooms, rose petals, and an aspiring artist, what do those have in common, besides sounding like a classical paining from Monet or Van Gogh, it involves me sitting in a police interrogation room with Ruby Rose and well it doesn't take much to piece together who's the aspiring artist is. How one goes from being on earth to being on remnant is clearly irrelevant as not getting a felony charge is a far more pressing issue.

"So uhh thanks for helping out back there...uh, what is your name," Ruby said scratching the back of her head.

"Nash, Brian Nash," I answer, I mean Nash isn't my actual last name but they don't need to know, "so uhh what were you doing before you fought those thugs?" I asked chuckling.

"Browsing magazines, you?" Ruby asked.

"You're not gonna believe this but I was grabbing a bottle of water and got warped into the dust shop and this universe, with a Pistol and this uniform," I say taking off my helmet.

"That sounds really unbelievable, but you don't seem like you're lying," Ruby said eyeing me up.

"Children." a stern voice spoke, Glynda 'I'm totally a top in the bedroom' Goodwitch spoke.

"Miss Goodwitch, pleasure to make your acquaintance," I say putting my helmet back on and tipping it forward.

"The same can't be said for you, do you know what you two did out there could have gotten you both killed," she said exasperated.

"In case you haven't heard my little story, this isn't the most welcoming...err welcome to remnant, I know what happened back there could have gotten us killed, but hey I was able to cripple that weird lady with the flames," I said shrugging, I mean really if you got warped into a different universe, wouldn't you throw caution to the wind as well.

"If it was up to me I would send both of you home with a pat on the back and a slap on the wrist," Glynda said before smacking the table with her riding crop, suspiciously close to where feet are. Not flinching I put them down on to the floor and search my uniform and find a flask.

"Eyy, whiskey alright!" I exclaim before taking a swig.

Sighing she spoke again, "Luckily for both of you there's someone who wants to talk with you first."

"Is it the headmaster?" I say pointing down the ominous hallway.

"Yes it is, Brian Nash correct?" Ozpin said walking in with a tray of cookies.

"Yep, and my little accomplice here is Ruby Rose, who I'm gonna affectionately dub petals" I say shaking the man's hand, that is after he put down the tray...err plate of cookies, can't believe I missed that detail.

"Aww, you don't have to," Ruby said smiling.

"In any case this conversation probably doesn't involve me, I'll keep out for now," I say picking up one of the cookies and sitting back down.

"Miss Rose, impressive what you did out there, the only other person I know who could do such a thing is a dusty old qrow," Ozpin said

"Mmph-I'm sorry. That's my uncle Qrow! I was really bad before he taught me, now I'm like hya woa," Ruby said making karate moves. I chuckled at that, it was cute, I mean as cute as a 5 foot 2 inch scythe wielder can be.

"I see, do you know who I am?" Ozpin asked.

"You're Professor Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon," Ruby replied.

He glances at Glynda, who simply shrugged, "would you like to come to my school?" he asked.

"More than anything,"

"Well Okay,"

Ruby celebrated that, I personally was a bit more worried about what was going to happen to me after she's gone, "Well I gotta get home and tell Yang and Dad the great news!" Ruby said before walking out.

The pair turned to me, "What I didn't do anything wrong...cept for the shoot out that was my fault, but they started it okay, they tried to mug a man with a gun in his hand," I said defending myself.

"That's not the problem, Mr Nash there is something far more pressing we need to discuss," Ozpin said gesturing to the seat in front of him, I sigh and sit in it.

"Which is?" I ask pensively

"How do you have magic?"

DUN DUN DUN, but seriously though, I don't plan for the chapters to be super long on this one, short and simple to write I mean there'll be the occasional chapter with a longer read time but this is a simple little story for me just to run the thought experiment of what would happen if I got thrown into RWBY with god powers...That and I was bored and thought of this in class.