Prologue: The Story Gonna get Weird

I've been having these weird dreams lately.

I dream of a spikey haired anime boy who goes on a cliche quest to find his friends after getting a magical mcguffin only for one of them to turn evil and the two of them have to fight until he gets redeemed in the end or attones, or whatever the heck you want to call it since people get all bent out of shape about it, even though it's a story. Then he rescues the girl because of course, why can't we break gender stereotypes for a change, and then fight against the evil dark force of evil and win...Because of course he wins ...The hero always wins...That's how the stories go right? Right!?

Oh wait.

That wasn't a dream.

It was real.

Very...Very...VERY real.

I should know ...I'm a Dream Demon from crying out loud, the Nightmare King, the cream de la cream of da mind.

Howdy, names Bill...Bill Cipher, demon triangle with one eye, and yeah ...It's one of these stories folks.

SONG TIME!

Bill Cipher

Hey guys!

Beggin your pardon.

Excuse me!

Sorry to barge in.

Let's skip the introductions

And just get to

You know.

The being weird thing.

Dark and light doomed!

Enjoy the madness.

Say goodbye to all emotions but gladness.

Okay sure it's insanity

but

who cares

You know
Because

It's a weird thing!

Weird can get a person stressed.

Stop looking at me so really funny.

I don't wanna give you munny.

I can show them what came next

For I'm the best

I'm your test.

Never put the rumors to rest.

So just relax

You'll be fine.

Sure I'll probably break your mind.

So here me dear.

Now the show's about to get weird.

You're, your gonna be fine.

On the weirder side.

DIE YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
EVERYONE DIE!

I'll, I'll be your guide.

YEAH!

To this stranger siiiiiiiiiide!

Oh and full disclosure the show's about to get weird!

Everyone gets a look here.

Like Sora, Donald and Goofy Goof here.

Now lets all stay in the loof here.

Because again you know

It's gonna get weird here.

Your gonna love the folk here.

Yeah, I know were crazy but they can still take a joke here.

And ever day I do like a jazillion jolts here.

But still…..WOO! The whole being weird thing.

Fun to see whose bullet proof.

I'm pretty sane.

I'm pretty clean.

Yeesh, pass the tramamamine

Tme to face the brutal truth.

We all got some vice here.

No one is really nice here.

Hey that's just the facts of life here.

So take a little break here.

The fever never breaks here.

Oh an watch out for that snake here.

Summoning a giant snake is fun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Now the show's about to get weird.

Someone hand me a microphone I'm going on tour baby!

Your

Your gonna fine!

Thank you! Thank you very much!
On the weirder side!

(How you doing)

Ooop not good, badda beep do we woop wa!

Iiiiiii'l I'll be your guide.

To the weirder side!
Seriously though! This shows about to get

Weird!

It's taboo

But there's always something new

Madness overtaking blues

And sometimes just kills you.

There's no destiny or fate

Just a terrifying quake

Filled with all sorts of takes

And on a certain date the unvierse kills you.

That's the thing with life

No one

Makes

It

Out

Alive

Toss your sanity in the pit

Goss it's awful

Aint it tragic

They tried to blow up a entire planet

When your nuts who gives a hint.

No pilates

No more yoga

Heck to you, you freakin poser

From the cradle to cremation.

Weird just needs a little conversation.

But I have mastered the art

Of turning convention apart!

So how about we all make a start

On the whoooooooole

Beeeeeeeeing

Weird thing

See what did I tell yuh this shows about to get weird.

Okay song time over, time for some exposition.

So long story short, I've been watching that kid ...You know the one...Oh what's his name...SORA...Riiiiiiight, yeah, so, I've been watching him for like...A long time now, and no, not in a creepy way despite what you people think right now. I mean come on literally, I have nothing better to do with my time, I'm stuck here in the Nightmare Realm all by my lonesome. I mean sure I have hench demons but they really don't do much for me.

It gets lonely, and being stuck in one dimension just because you may have caused some chaos in the past isn't fun...I mean how unfair is that, people are so judgy.

You're weird

You cause death and misery just because you know and see all.

You evented the state of Florida.

I mean come on...People are so judgmental! Besides, so what if I have all this knowledge and forsite, is it wrong that I want to win the lottery every now and then and beat the house whenever I got gambling, as well as blackmail others into doing my bidding and worship me like a god.

Right?

Right!

Okay now back to this kid.

Lets face it, you can't deny it's kinda weird, no nothing kid, gets a magical key, goes on a cliche adventure, interacts and befriends everyone and everything just by blinking at them and people think he's some kind of hero. It's not even that I care about heroism, but I do care that a nothing kid has all this power, is able to travel the world and is being so boooooooooring about it, and he gets all the fame and glory that comes with it.

I mean, think about it folks, his reputation goes through the roof, and me, someone who invinted Chinese water torture, the ninteny nine cent thing, and the state of Flordia, poof, bubckass, I mean I barley get to show off my talents except for the latent indviduals.

Do people realize how hard it is to just be an observer, not really interact, not really get to explore all the strange and bizarre in the world. I have all this knowledge and no way real way to exploit it for my own benefit. Sure driving someone to the break of mental collapse is fun the first six hundred and sixty six times, but eventually it gets stale. Sixhundred and sixty seven is not an appealing number.

I'm sick of being stuck in this world and missing out of being part of these epic stories. Seriously! Do I have to be an anime boy just to join!

Well...No more I say, granted I had a plan to get outta here but let's just say things have shifted since the whole Kingdom Hearts fiasco happened and honestly I'm glad I did, because the story I was part of was kinda meh compared to this epic.

As an epic person I deserve to be part of an epic story.

Anyway ...I think it's time I made myself part of the story, paid a visit to this kid.

This should be fun.

Remember.

Reality is an illusion

The universe is a fanfiction

Buy gold

Bye!

Author Note: Yes I did have Bill Cipher sing the song "The Whole Being Dead thing" from Beetlejuice the musical….It's fan fiction don't judge me! :P