Fart Torture Stories

Chapter sixteen: Gassy Dearly Farm Residents

Lucky and his friends, except for Spot for some reason, were hanging out somewhere near the farm with Lucky talking about his and Two-tone's time in the closet. "It was amazing! I don't know what it is, but having your loved one fart on you is so much better than anyone else doing it."

"Thank you Lucky, we certainly needed a detailed description on you and Two-tone having immature fart sex." Cadpig stated with clear sarcasm, and then Spot came along in an annoyed mood. "Cornelia giving you the works again Spot?"

"Lucky guess, no pun intended." Spot sat down next to Lucky as she commented on a past event. "I don't know why she's still against my dog-like habits. They proved to be useful at that dumb chicken ball party."

Rolly licked his lips at the sound of chicken with Spot giving him a blunt look. "Hey, just because you're a chicken doesn't mean I can't like the food. And I'm making sure it's not anyone we know, so no one on the farm is a victim."

Lucky just then got an idea, one he felt that could get all kinds of attention. "Okay, I know this doesn't have anything to do with Spot's mom whining about Spot being herself, but I think this little plan of mine will give off quite the impact." Lucky gave a smug eyebrow raise to the audience, knowing that they knew what was to come.

One week later

Cadpig and Rolly were walking up to some kind of secret room with Cadpig scoffing at what the event Lucky had in mind was about. "I honestly don't see why Lucky thought this would be a smart idea. Especially considering that you didn't sign up yourself."

Rolly wasn't sure why Lucky wanted to do this either, but he knew it had to be for something. "Maybe he just wanted to have fun farting with those who could make big and long ones."

Cadpig figured Rolly was probably right, and when the lights came on, everyone in the audience was placing their bets as to who would win. The candidates were Lucky, Spot, Two-tone, and Tri-pod. The second one was a bit of a surprise, but Cadpig and Rolly placed their votes. "Let's be honest with ourselves and make the obvious choice."

Lucky spoke up as he explained the only real rule of this contest, knowing the ones who signed up would love it. "Alright guys. So we're all gonna get paired up with someone in this group of four, and then we're gonna take turns pinning them against the wall and farting on them. It only has to be one fart too, so no pressure in quantity, just length and power. Spot, you have Two-tone, and Tripod, you have me. Let's do this!"

Lucky and the others got into their positions as Two-tone asked Spot why she joined this contest. "What made a fart contest interesting to YOU Spot? I don't think birds in the real world are known for farting."

"Well they can't, but this isn't real life, so...yeah. Plus I wanted to rebel against my mom again just to mess around with her." Two-tone nodded in understanding and got up against the wall, offering to be the first pick. When Cornelia saw Spot, she was about to tell her to get out of there or she was grounded, only for Spot to grunt and rip a loud and bassy thirty second rotten egg fart, making her butt vibrate as she pinned Two-tone to the wall with it and hit her with a yellow cloud (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP).

Spot stepped forward with Two-tone being impressed as the two of them switched positions and Two-tone slammed her big butt on Spot's face and pinned her against the wall. "Not bad Spot. But let an expert show you how it's done." Spot braced herself as Two-tone let loose a loud and bassy one minute fart, letting out a big cloud of rotten eggs and making her butt vibrate as well as making Spot gag (BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP).

Two-tone sighed of relief as she stepped forward, being quite proud of her flatulence as she looked back at a gagging Spot. Tripod already had his butt on Lucky's face as he pinned him against the wall, ready to unleash his own gas bomb. "You'd better be ready for this Lucky." Lucky smirked with Tripod grinning smugly as he released a loud and bassy three second fart, hitting Lucky with a yellow cloud of rotten eggs and protein shakes that made his butt vibrate with Lucky taking the massive gas wave like a boss (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT).

Lucky whiffed the gas after Tripod stepped forward, shocking the three legged canine with his tolerance of the noxious fume. When the two switched places, Lucky pinned Tripod against the wall and said this right before he cut his five minute fart of rotten eggs "Now, try this!" and then his butt vibrated violently as he let out the massive yellow cloud (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT).

Tripod passed out from the gas bomb with Two-tone and Spot gagging from it, leaving Lucky as the winner as he smirked proudly to the crowd. Cadpig and Rolly clapped with the crowd as Cadpig spoke happily to Rolly. "Told you Lucky would win." Cadpig still didn't get the point of the contest, but she was still glad Lucky came out on top.